05 Master! I want to learn Kung Fu!
"Master! I want to learn Kung Fu! ”
When the coaxing Chu Xian obviously expressed the attitude of "This is your last chance to choose, love to learn or not to learn to roll", the second middle school boy Tianye Xuehui was only stunned for five seconds, and decisively made this life-changing choice, and knelt down in front of Chu Xian with a "flutter".
If there were such a good thing in the world, at least ninety-nine out of 100 teenagers would say yes! And the remaining one must be a young man who is actually a pseudo-mother!
"Then kowtow! Knock hard! After kowtowing to the nine heads, we will set the position of master and apprentice. ”
Chu Xian was also very happy to be able to obey his own great disciple of the mountain, and with a wave of his hand, he directly let the other party apprentice here. And what else does Amano Yukiki need to say at this time? Directly "Bang Bang" nine heads slammed on the ground, knocking his head bleeding and dizzy, but his heart was as sweet as eating honey.
What's a little bit of an injury? Scars are a medal of manhood! And it's better to be injured for the sake of apprenticeship than to wrap a strap around your arm, put a blindfold over your eyes, or draw lightning on your forehead even though you are not injured!
"Brother Cai, add blood."
Seeing that Amano's forehead had been oozing blood, Chu Xian nodded with satisfaction, and then snapped his fingers and called for field medical services. Cai Mingyuan, who became a priest, didn't say a word, and raised his hands directly to the sky, just like in the game, he shouted with feeling:
"The Light is with you!"
……
In Amano's surprised gaze, nothing appeared in the sky, and there was no difference between the other patients with secondary diseases when they shouted this "famous saying".
But after five seconds, Pastor Chua ...... The rookie priest finally finished reading the note, and then a bright but not dazzling white light fell on the head of Amano Xuehui, who was still kneeling on the ground, and Chu Xian, who had already prepared his mobile phone, immediately pressed the camera button and recorded the image that could be sold to the Vatican at a high price.
"What was going on just now...... Why doesn't my head get dizzy or hurt anymore? ”
Although the Holy Light only stayed in this world for less than two seconds, which was not even half of the casting time, it had a great impact on Amano's worldview.
His cheap master broke the reinforced concrete with his bare hands before, and he can still explain it with "high martial arts", but the scene just now is incredible! Everyone knows that the priest in the church is actually deceiving, there is no god in this world - his own fantasy of "that guy" is not counted, but the wound on his head is indeed healed by the Holy Light......
“……”
Amano Xuehui looked at Cai Mingyuan, who had already "finished his work", and still didn't believe that this Asian "uncle" dressed in casual clothes was actually a priest who could use divine magic. But his hand also subconsciously touched his forehead, and sure enough, he touched a wet, slippery liquid on his hand.
When he took his hand down, there was a little bright red blood on his fingertips, but there was no swelling and pain of subcutaneous bruising or hot stinging pain of broken skin on his forehead, and his brain was no longer dizzy, as if he had not been injured at all!
"You, ...... you?"
"Is there anything strange about it? Your master and I are all over the world, and the people we make friends with are naturally a handful of people in the world who are also successful in cultivation. ”
Chu Xian stepped forward casually and pulled up the great disciple who seemed to have six gods and no master, and then broadcast the video he had just recorded to him, and Amano Xuehui clearly saw the divine light descending on his head from the perspective of a bystander, and quickly eliminated the whole process of the red and swollen part of his forehead, which made him not even suspect that he was actually dreaming just now.
"Good, good! It's really amazing!
There really is martial arts and magic in this world!
Division...... Master! It's amazing! ”
After watching the video of himself bathing in the holy light more than a dozen times, Yukiki Amano finally accepted the reality and cheered for it.
Just as the girls who hate tentacles in this world don't have zài, so do the boys who hate martial arts and magic - although the vast majority of boys can't stick to the bitter and tiring martial arts cultivation, if it's just YY, everyone hopes that they have peerless magic skills that can fight invincible opponents all over the world.
"Although your physique is not suitable for cultivating magic, if you practice your own magic skills, you can fight ten at a time with a close physical attack priest."
Seeing that Amano Xuehui's eyes were about to glow when he looked at Cai Mingyuan, Chu Xian had to remind him a little when he took back the mobile phone from his hand, and Amano Xuehui hurriedly blushed and said for himself:
"Ah...... Master, Master, I don't want to change to magic, I just think it's very powerful. ”
"You haven't thought about it now, but 'people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants', anyway, sooner or later you will want to try the dual cultivation of demon and martial arts, so I will simply stop you from this idea first."
Chu Xian didn't care whether Amano Xuehui's words were true or not, after pouring a basin of cold water on this great disciple of the mountain, he took out a brand-new notebook from the computer bag that Cai Mingyuan was carrying, and ordered to Amano Xuehui with an unusually solemn expression:
"Get on your knees! As a teacher, I will teach you the magic skill "Sunflower Treasure Book". ”
"Yes, yes!"
Although Amano Xuehui still had doubts about the notebook that seemed to be purchased at a hundred-yuan convenience store, Chu Xian's divine skills and Cai Mingyuan's holy light had already left a very deep impression on his heart, making him subconsciously kneel down obediently according to his master's request.
Then Chu Xian swaggered over, holding the cheats written on the McDonald's table after eating at noon today, and pretended to admonish:
"Sunflower people, the sunflower book, the "Sunflower Treasure Book" is really the practice of the world's yang, and there must be a heart formula to match the heart of the heart without words.
Practicing cheats alone will make women become men, and men will explode. Only by cutting off ** and turning yang into yin can it be resolved, but it will make boys and girls ......
So even if the teacher has already passed on the entire cheats to you, don't practice blindly, go back and memorize it for me first! ”
After dragging a few words of Amano Xuehui's words that he didn't understand, Chu Xian finally said something that he could understand, and then happily ended the book ceremony, and directly waved his hand to signal that he could get out.
But of course, Amano Xuehui can't just leave, he doesn't know how to contact this master who appeared inexplicably, and he doesn't even know the name of the master, and it's really a little unreasonable.
"W-That...... Master, won't you go home with me to meet my mother? ”
Although Amano, who lacked social experience, didn't know how naturally and politely to ask Chu Xian for his private information in such a situation, he made the best choice with his intuition. As long as he invites this master, who seems to be too young, to go home, his mother will definitely help him entertain the master, and by the way, ask for the master's contact information...... There is also a history.
"By the way, you have to keep it a secret for the teacher, even your mother can't say it.
Come and exchange a business card with the teacher, but don't harass the teacher, the teacher will go to the school gate to wait for you tomorrow after school. ”
Chu Xian didn't even think about meeting Amano's mother - not because he didn't get a legal identity in this world, but because he was impatient with the polite interrogation of the student's parents. He directly shook the mobile phone he bought today, and then skillfully passed his virtual business card over in Amano's strange expression, giving people a feeling that he didn't look like a legendary martial arts master at all.
However, no one stipulates that martial arts masters and magicians must wear robes to hide in the deep mountains and old forests to practice, and refuse a qiē high-tech product, and they don't even know how to use a mobile phone, not to mention that Chu Xian and his two companions are completely modern urban youths from the outside, and it is even more incredible that they can't use mobile phones.
"Undefeated in the East...... Master, I think I've heard of this name somewhere? ”
After seeing the name of the setting on his phone, Yukiki Amano finally felt a little more relieved - at least he didn't have to worry about the situation that he couldn't find his master before he learned his art. But the name Dongfang Undefeated is a fake name at first glance, and it seems to have appeared in some anime, which makes him really unable to completely put his mind at ease.
"In almost every fighting game, there are characters who use Bajiquan, Jeet Kune Do, Taekwondo, and Karate.
However, our school did decide to be founded after reading novels and animations for teachers, and you can understand it when you look up Huaxia's "Smiling Proud Jianghu" and "G Gundam" on the Internet.
If you have something to do next, you can go home by yourself, and if you have any questions, you will ask them tomorrow. ”
Chu Xian briefly explained a few words to Tianye Xuehui, and then threw him in this uninhabited alley, and left with Cai Mingyuan and Yan Kai first.
-- This morning, the three of them have a general understanding of the world in the comic book Internet café. To put it simply, this world is not much different from the real world they are in, except for the upcoming battle between the creator god and that ridiculous heir, and the novels and anime that appear are basically the same, not at all like a dream world.
However, Cai Mingyuan and Yan Kai also have to admit that the story of "Future Diary" is more like the daydream of a second-year teenager, as if Amano's dream has eroded part of the real world.
In a world like this, which was obviously intellectually flawed, Cai Mingyuan and Yan Kai couldn't figure out whether they should treat it as a real world or a dream world, and even Chu Xian could only ask everyone not to think too much about it, and treat it as a "real fantasy world" for the time being.
After all, isn't the "mission world" basically like this, whether it is reasonable or not, it has changed from a human fantasy to a reality, so the reincarnation can only accept these reasonable or unreasonable realities.
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