Although I and the fat man experienced a period of hardships and ups and downs when we were young, but then we met the master with a good fate, not only did we learn the craft of others who squeezed their heads, but now we are still living a good life, and I don't know how the people in the village who raised us are doing now, whether they are still worrying about food and clothing every day, I really miss them very much, and I also miss the hot soil kang, as well as the two people in the northeast. Although you can hear the two of them turning here, they just lack a little bit of taste, and they don't feel authentic no matter how you listen to them. I remember that when I was a child, the people in the village, on cold and cold days, would sit on the stacks made of bud rice poles, listen to the two of them, and watch the stilts and twist the Yangge. Although his face was red from the cold and his nose was hanging, he couldn't have said how happy he was.

I said to the fat man, "When Master comes back, let's go to the Northeast and go back to our hometown village to have a look." ”

The fat man said, "Okay." Let's go back and eat authentic sticky bud rice, wild mountain hazelnuts, and mushroom stewed chicken. ”

When I heard this, I smiled and said to him, "No matter what happens to you, wherever you go, the first thing that comes to mind is food." You see that your fat can collapse the kang, and you still want to eat it. ”

The fat man said very freely: "Life in the world is not for food and clothing. As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped his head and said, "By the way, I remembered when it came to eating." When Master left, he left a bag of Hong Kong specialties and said that I would forget about them when you came back to eat them together. ”

I was surprised and said, "In your mouth, what else is left to eat?" ”

After hearing this, the fat man showed a bitter melon look on his face, and complained: "It's not those days that let the cat make a fuss and forget." ”

The antique shop was also not open, so we closed the shop early, returned to the back house, and came to the fat man's room. As soon as the fat man stepped into the door, he couldn't wait to take out a large bag from under the bed, and poured all the contents on the table.

The fat man didn't look at the packaging of these dry goods and preserved fruits, he picked up a package casually and quickly opened the package, poured the whole bag into his mouth, chewed in his mouth, and continued to tear apart other bags and taste them one by one. I also picked up a bag casually and prepared to eat, but I saw a pile of food bags wrapped in a small gray cloth bag, which was particularly conspicuous and eye-catching. Curious, I picked up the small pocket, opened the tie, and found that it was a jade wrench with a note tied to it.

The fat man's eyes were full of food, and he was not interested in the jade wrench at all, his mouth was full, and he asked me slurredly: "What is written on the note, is there any message left by the master?" ”

I looked at the note, my hands couldn't help but tremble, and I saw two lines of small words written on it: "After Feng Sheng returns, come to me quickly." Li Gong's tomb, the fifth master knows".

Because I was found on the grave, the people in the village called me "Grave Sheng", and later I thought the name was unpleasant and unlucky and wanted to change my name, so the master directly gave me a homonym and called me "Feng Sheng". The fat man didn't like to call me a tuba, saying that I had a fake smile all day long, pretending to be Sven, and gave me the nickname "Fake Sven". Because I had the experience of wandering around the train station before, I learned to greet each other with a smile and wear a false mask all day long, which is a kind of self-protection that naturally derives from living at the bottom of society. But I was not to be outdone, and retorted to the fat man: I am obviously really gentle.

The fat man has a cheap mouth, born anti-bone, the more I don't let him call him, the more he calls me fake Sven, and finally I am so angry that I simply declare that I am called "Zheng Sven", which means serious Sven. Everyone else thought my surname was Zheng, so they called it out of place anyway. I don't care, it's just a title anyway, and it doesn't matter if my parents give it to me. However, the only people who call me the name Feng Sheng are the fat man and the master, so this note must have been written by the master.

After reading the note, I asked the fat man, "How many days have I been back?" ”

He replied, "It's been almost a week." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately said to him: "It's a bad dish, it's been so long, and the two of us may delay the big thing." At the beginning, when Master left, was there anything unusual? ”

The fat man recalled: "I had not yet stepped into the gate of the alien residence, and the master robbed people outside, so he said that he would take care of the store and told me to take care of the cat, and said nothing else. ”

I then asked the fat man, "Did you give you this bag of things on the day Master left?" The fat man nodded. I thought to myself: that's weird. When did the master put this note in, why didn't he just explain it to the fat man, and make it so mysterious. Could it be that it was wrong at the time, I was afraid that it would be discovered by others. However, I really can't imagine that Master would have someone to fear, could it be that this person is not a single person, but a huge organization, just like the begging gang at the beginning, which is pervasive and pervasive. That's why Master took great pains to leave us a message in an unobtrusive way. As a result, the more I thought about it, the more confused my mind became, and I couldn't figure out why Master left us this note.

In the end, I had no choice but to say to the fat man: "Let's not guess, isn't it written that we should go to the fifth master!" Just ask him and you'll figure things out. ”

As a result, the fat man and I came to the fifth master's shop, but unfortunately pounced, and his buddy said: The fifth master went out three days ago. However, before leaving, I left a bag of things and a note.

I muttered, "Why is it another note, why don't you just leave a message?" It has to be like an underground organization receiving a code, what kind of play is such a mystery? ”

The fat man said to me without caring at all: "Probably because I am afraid that there will be a mistake in oral transmission." ”

I often go to several of the five masters' stores, and I saw that the guy who talked this time was quite fresh, so I asked him, "Is it new?" He immediately replied with a smile, "It's only been a few days since I arrived." ”

I saw that he looked stupid and loyal, so I asked him without any doubt: "Who did the fifth master go out with, didn't he say that he went out to do something?" He immediately replied with a smile: "The fifth master will explain that he will transfer the things to the two of you, and he will not say anything else." ”

If we had turned our brains a little and thought about it carefully, we would not have fallen into the trap and almost lost our lives, thus beginning our bumpy journey of fate. The fifth master's new guy, how could he know me and the fat man, and how could such an important thing be explained to a new guy, these questions were all I figured out later, but unfortunately it was already confused.

On the way back, the fat man said to me with his baggage: "It's heavy enough, it's definitely not food inside." ”

I reached into the bag and fumbled around, and I had a rough idea of what was inside. Then, he took out the note left by the fifth master, and wrote a few words on it, "Come to Ninglang Yijiazhai in Yunnan with equipment, it will be too late for me and your master to be in danger." "After reading the note, the fat man and I are not calm, it seems that the master is really going to fight backwards. But he didn't go out of the mountain lightly, could it really be that he guessed it, it was forced by the situation, and he had to do it. Especially the note left by the fifth master, which proves this.

I and the fat man rushed back to Yishiju, the fat man immediately spread out the burden on the glass cabinet of the antique store, there are two wolf tooth flashlights in it, this kind of flashlight is heat-resistant, moisture-proof and fall-resistant, much better than the old-fashioned tungsten flashlight, tungsten flashlight can not withstand long-term irradiation, the bulb is particularly easy to burn off, this kind of wolf tooth flashlight is also a rare thing at that time, and it is generally not really pottery. There was also a bundle of climbing ropes, a headband miner's lamp, a pack of candles, a few fire folds, and a steel shovel, and at the bottom of the bag was something wrapped in butter paper. I opened the oiled paper and saw that it was a replica 64-style pistol and two packs of ammunition.

When I was a child, the fat man and I both went into the mountains to hunt, and we were no strangers to guns and ammunition. I said to him, "Be careful, don't get off the fire." ”

The fat man got carried away and said, "Look at your little guts." I've been playing with my dad's shotgun when you kiddies are playing with slingshots, and I'm a lot better at it than you. It's a pity that the power of this pistol is a little smaller, and I don't know if it can deal with the big zongzi in the deep mountains. ”

The fat man was so fascinated by hot weapons that he would not let go of the pistol in his hand, and I said to him, "All right, this thing is yours." Where can you still use a gun to deal with zongzi, with your fat man's skills, you can solve it lightly without dividing five by two. ”

The fat man was thick-skinned, and it didn't matter if I was really praising him, so he took over the conversation and began to brag about it.

At this time, the two of us, who were talking and laughing, didn't know that we had fallen into a huge trap, and it was difficult to escape.

The fat man and I both think that the weapon given by the fifth master is very good for self-defense, and the courage to go down to the dangerous tomb will be a lot stronger. However, as for whether we can deal with the legendary zombies and ghosts, we are both skeptical.

Later, I was really unsure, so I came to the master's dark room, picked out a few magic weapons that I thought could be used to restrain the zongzi, and the next day was not bright, and the two of us set off in a hurry.

This is the first time we have entered the mountain to fight, and the excitement is self-expressed, perhaps it is the excitement and excitement that carried away, so that the two of us later found that there was a fire pit in front of us, so we were willing to jump into it regardless of our bodies.

But let the two of us become real inverted craftsmen, embark on the thrilling journey of tomb robbery, and experience the insidious cunning of human beings, and the changes of non-human beings!