Chapter 63: Zhuge and his wife
The old ghost and I like to listen to stories the most, and as soon as we heard Qian Cheng say that he wanted to tell a story, the two of us immediately came to the spirit. Because he was afraid of the chain flap in front of him, he retreated backwards and moved a little closer to Qian Cheng.
Qian Cheng said: "Zhuge Liang's wife, do you know who it is? ”
As soon as I heard Qian Cheng ask like this, I hurriedly replied: "Huang Yueying of the Huang family! Damn, money shopkeeper, can you ask some more technical questions? ”
Qian Cheng smiled and said, "That's right, it's Huang Yueying." But have you heard the legend about the Zhuge couple? ”
When the old ghost and I saw Qian Cheng ask, we both shook our heads. Said he didn't know, and he hadn't heard of it.
Qian Cheng said: "As we all know, Zhuge Liang is dignified and suave, and he has more than one meter and eight meters just one word. Coupled with the fact that he is rich in five cars and full of economy, he can be said to be one of the most beautiful men in the Three Kingdoms period. However, his wife, Huang Yueying, is an ugly-looking person. To exaggerate, that's terrible! ”
Hearing Qian Cheng say this, the old ghost immediately preemptively said, "Damn, won't you?" Beautiful men with ugly women? Blind Zhuge Liang is such a beautiful man in the Three Kingdoms. It's really a creation and a trick, there are long and short, a generation of unprecedented strategists still lacks a vision for choosing a wife! ”
"Neither nor not!" Qian Cheng said, "Huang Yueying is not as bad as you think, she can be said to be a great person." Maybe it's because of his ugly appearance, he spends his time studying. In terms of talent and learning, it is definitely above Zhuge Liang. According to the records of wild history, Huang Yueying is only eight buckets tall and full of economy! Zhuge Liang has a lot of questions. I learned it all from her. ”
"Really?" The old ghost asked in surprise, "She is rarely mentioned above!" ”
"When I was writing it, it was destined to be a man's play. Except for Er Qiao, Diao Chan and Sun Shangxiang, the rest of the women are all tricks. ”
Listening to Qian Cheng's summary, it's true! It seems that there is not a lot of space about women above.
Qian Cheng continued: "To get back to the point, Zhuge Liang is a man of great wisdom. Naturally, when choosing the other half, you will never judge people by their appearance. In addition to appearance, he looks more at talent. Only then did he come together with Huang Yueying.
Saying. Huang Yueying invented a wooden figure that could be used for grinding. As soon as the mechanism was activated, the wooden man tirelessly pushed up the stone mill. If the legend is true, then this wooden man will become the first machine in human history. It is no exaggeration to say that it is the originator of the machine qì people.
Because of the war. Many of the ancient Chinese techniques were used in military affairs. The most typical. It is Zhuge Liang's "Eight Arrays". It is recorded in many historical books. The most detailed is still in the eighty-fourth episode, after Lu Xun strayed into the eight formations, "the wind is strong, and the sand is flying and the stones are gone". Ended up in a fiasco.
In the end, it was Huang Yueying's father (Zhuge Liang's father-in-law) who appeared and saved Lu Xun. Lu Xun sighed to himself again and again, saying, "Kong Ming is really a god!" ”。
This story also shows that Huang Yueying's father is also a person with outstanding wisdom. Her father is so powerful, can her daughter be bad?
concluded in this way: "The eight formations have been completed, and from now on, the division will not be defeated." "It shows that this formation is indeed very powerful. Because not only does it have the usual military elements, but it seems that there are also a lot of esoteric metaphysics in it.
These eight formations are divided into eight formations: "life, death, shock, injury, scene, opening, rest, and Du", and they can "change into three hundred and sixty-five formations on Sunday", which is also unique in the history of world wars! ”
Listening to Qian Cheng's explanation, the old ghost and I admired Zhuge Liang even more.
As soon as the old ghost heard Qian Cheng say this, he said with emotion: ", if I was born in ancient times, I would have to recognize Zhuge Liang as my godfather!" ”
", just your bad mind, at most, it's feeding pigs to Zhuge Liang's house, cleaning the toilet or something, don't think about anything else!" Qian Cheng doesn't usually talk much, but when he speaks, it's enough for an old ghost.
"Fuck off! Who is said to be wrong? The old ghost said, "I'm a simple man." ”
When Qian Cheng and I heard the old ghost say this, we immediately burst out laughing.
Whether what Qian Cheng said is true or not, we have no way of knowing. But what is certain is that Zhuge Liang was not only a politician and military strategist in ancient times, but also a rare inventor. is even proficient in rhythm and excellent writing, and is a very literary talent.
If it is left in modern society, it is definitely a star. What is the Nobel Prize in Literature, the Academy Award, the Grammy Award, etc., etc., it is estimated that he is the only one.
The old ghost saw that he was hit by wanting to marry Zhuge Liang, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "Damn, you said so much, what does it have to do with our eggs now?" ”
Qian Cheng said: "I want to tell you about the benefits of this technique. ”
"By the way, when you say that, I think about it." The old ghost said, "How do you know this is the 'serial springboard' you are talking about?" ”
"It's a chain flipper!" The old ghost corrected, "Intuitively! My instinct is that I've never been on a business trip! ”
"Damn, I've heard that women's intuition is the most sensitive, and I've never heard of a man saying that his intuition is also sensitive. Don't tell me, I really want to try this so-called 'chain flipper'. As the saying goes: 'Man dies for money, birds die for food'. Although I am not a bird, I am really hungry now, and I can't care so much. In order to fill your stomach, you really have to give it a try. ”
With that, the old ghost wanted to go up and try it again.
I hurriedly grabbed the old ghost and scolded, "Are you so brainy?" Is this kind of thing a joke? At this time, you have to believe even if you don't believe it. In such an environment, it is better for us to be cautious, and it is better to believe what we have than what we don't. Just to fill your stomach, you don't even want your life? ”
The old ghost saw that I was really angry, so he hurriedly laughed and said, "That's what I said, and I didn't really want to test the water." Why are you talking and talking and getting anxious? I'm not really in the water again. ”
Qian Cheng said at this time: "I can understand what you said, if you want to try, there is a way." We can replace it with something else, and we don't necessarily have to do it ourselves. If it's really okay, it's not too late for us to go over. ”
After Qian Cheng finished speaking, he pouted at a large round stone on the side. (To be continued......)