Chapter 112: Breaking Bad
Mao Changsheng was slightly surprised, and looked at the place where a sneer came.
There was not a single person on the cliff, and there was not a single ghost, born on a high mountain that sloped down from the cracks in the rocks, but there was an oval-shaped, hornet's nest as large as the body of a cow.
"There are so many things these days, even the hornet's nest will tell the truth!" Mao Changsheng was depressed and unhappy, and with a trick of "evil ghost scattering sand", two handfuls of sand and stones as big as broad beans were sprinkled on it with a "whoosh".
The hornet's nest is five feet away from Mao Changsheng, but the strength of the two handfuls of sand and stones is no longer trivial, and it immediately hit the alpine oak branches and leaves, and on the stone wall, it splashed the fleeting sparks.
Mao Changsheng felt a little comforted - with such strength, ordinary ghosts can't resist it, and they will definitely pass through their bodies.
But, strangely, the pebbles hit the hornet's nest, how come there is no hornet tide?
Mao Changsheng stared again, but found that the hornet's nest had disappeared and had nowhere to go, as if it had never appeared, but it was just an illusion caused by a momentary dazzle.
"Wouldn't it?" Mao Changsheng muttered to himself, "I sometimes hear something wrong, but I never miss something?"
"It's a hornet's nest, but it's moved!" the voice just now sounded again, but it was at least seven or eight feet away from where the hornet's nest appeared.
This time, looking for the sound and leaving, Mao Changsheng finally saw it clearly.
At the top of a metasequoia tree dozens of feet high, there stood a burly man, wearing a yellow uniform and a bald forehead with oily shiny, his face was full of red and swollen pimples, and several yellow and black poisonous bees were constantly crawling and stinging, but the man acted as if he had nothing to do, as if he didn't know what the pain was.
Mao Changsheng's ghost eyes were different, and after seeing the man clearly, he couldn't help but ask, "Who are you?"
The fat man replied, "I'm not human!"
"Then what the hell are you?" Mao Changsheng was interested.
The man replied, "Poisonous bee ghost!"
Mao Changsheng shrank and asked, "Honorable name?"
"Flowers don't grow. The man replied without hesitation.
This is the poisonous bee ghost flower from the poisonous bee hell?
Mao Changsheng immediately felt chills all over his body, with dense goosebumps, his body didn't dare to move, his mouth didn't dare to open to speak, and even his breathing almost stopped.
"Are you afraid of me?" asked the Poison Bee Ghost Flower with a wicked smile.
"I ...... I'm hairy...... Who has the handsome guy Mao been afraid of?" Mao Changsheng held on.
"Are you really not afraid?" asked the poisonous bee ghost flower with a tilted head.
"This ...... This is a problem," Mao Changsheng found that his throat was very dry, and swallowed a little saliva, "I didn't see you show your hands, even if I said that I was afraid that you would be scared to death, I was actually not afraid in my heart." It's not terrible, it depends on the strength, what the mouth says doesn't count!"
This is true. The poisonous bee ghost flower nodded without saying anything, and picked up a poisonous bee that came out of his nostrils and put it next to his ear, and the poisonous bee crawled into his ear, but he himself seemed to be nothing, "If you hear the story of my past life, you will definitely be afraid of me." β
"Do you feel happy if someone or a ghost is afraid of you?" Mao Changsheng swallowed again, "I don't want others to be afraid of me, but like me." β
"I am who I am, and of course I am different. Whoever is afraid of me will be polite to me, and he will obey me and be swayed by me. "I like to manipulate people or manipulate ghostsβmy teacher taught me in elementary school." As soon as he entered the classroom, he carried three green bamboo sticks with him, and he never hit people easily, but none of the students dared to be naughty. β
This is true. Mao Changsheng felt that his brain was struggling, so he picked up the other party's words and replied to the other party, "You are indeed a little scary, but I am not particularly afraid of you." β
"You're going to be scared of me. The poisonous bee said confidently, "Stand still, I'm going to tell a story." β
"Don't worry, I won't be shaking my legs. Mao Changsheng raised his head, feeling that he was a little bolder, "Story?, a child's thing, if you want to make me afraid, it must be whimsical." β
The poisonous bee ghost Hua Bufa coughed dryly like the commonplace officialdom leader, and proudly told his story: "My name is Hua Bufa, graduated from the Provincial Police Academy." After graduating, I was put into a small role in a rural police station, and in less than three years, I solved three headless cases and became the director of the police station. In less than three years, after becoming the director, I solved three major cases and was transferred to the city's public security criminal investigation department. Less than three years later, I solved three major cases and became the head of the county public security bureau. Another year passed, and I was shot in the heart by my wife in my sleep and died......"
Mao Changsheng asked in astonishment: "You have prosperous official fortunes, and you are a good policeman who eliminates harm for the people, how could you die at the hands of your wife?"
"I don't have to go into details, you just need to know that there is such a thing-" The bee ghost looked proud, "I was behind enemy lines, and the Hades judgment sent me to the poisonous bee hell, and I was imprisoned with those who had committed all the intrigues and crimes in my life, and I was bitten and stung by poisonous bees day and night. β
"You have eliminated harm for the people, and you are still so miserable after death, how can this be?" Mao Changsheng was confused, "The most just trial, isn't it the final judgment of hell?"
"The Last Judgment is of course the most just, you have no need to doubt!" "The poisonous bee ghost flower is still very proud, "It is my greatest honor to be able to enter the poisonous bee hell, and the greatest reward I have obtained by relying on my true talent and learning." β
"The more I listen, the more confused I become, let's be more straightforward!" Mao Changsheng swept his scalp, looking confused.
"Okay, I'll be blunt. The poisonous bee ghost grinned, and pushed the poisonous bee that crawled out of his ear to the corner of his eye, and the poisonous bee crawled in through his eye, "I have solved nine major cases, namely arson, drug trafficking, waterway corpse hiding case, love murder case, passenger car falling off a cliff, etc., among which there are 248 dead people involved - in order to be promoted, I single-handedly created those big cases, and solved those big cases with one hand, and I found the most suitable substitute for the dead ghost, and they were all handled seamlessly......"
"You are really a little scary, it turns out that you are a great expert in knowing the law and breaking the law, a hooligan in a police uniform, and a demon that many people worship!" Mao Changsheng found that his legs were getting weaker and weaker, as if the lead bar had been thrown into the fire.
"Thank you handsome guy for the compliment!" the poisonous bee ghost was not ashamed, but proud, and was very proud, "During my law enforcement, if you want to sleep with that woman, you can sleep with that woman." Those beauties from other places, as long as they don't have a temporary residence permit, or don't have an ID card, I can see through them at a glance, call them to the office or bureau, button them up with a big hat, and say that they are wandering criminals or something, and they will obediently do as I wish. Hahaha......"
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was angry in his heart, and said angrily: "With power in your hands, you are a blessing and a prestige, and you are oppressing the people, no wonder you want to go to the poisonous bee hell! Why did you die at the hands of your wife?"
"It's even more interesting!"
The poisonous bee ghost flower was a little more proud than before, her eyebrows danced, and her tone and face became unpredictable.
"You must have heard of the school flower, the village flower, the village flower, the county flower, that is the honorific title for the outstanding beauty, and my wife is the city flower - the most beautiful woman in the city.
"In order for her to be my wife in peace, I killed twelve powerful competitors who were superior to me in every way, and even killed six of her relatives in order to make her isolated.
"I did everything perfectly, but there were too many secrets in my heart to hide, and once I got drunk and confided the truth about the death of her relatives, and she held a grudge and waited for the opportunity to end my life with my pistol. β
"You're terrible!" Mao Changsheng's legs trembled, "When you were in the human world, you were actually no longer a human, but an unscrupulous ghost." β
"That's true!" "Poisonous Bee Ghost Flower is very satisfied, "There are countless successful losers like me who put the means first and do everything to achieve the goal, otherwise hell would not seem so crowded." Now, are you afraid of me?"
Mao Changsheng gasped for breath and said with a strange smile: "Don't be afraid!"
"What?" "Poisonous Bee Ghost Flower was stunned for a moment, and was furious, "You're not afraid of me?"
"That's the story of your previous life," Mao Changsheng calmed down three points, "Everyone can make up the story, and it's easier to let the ghost make it up." Horror stories can only scare children, and my dignified Yuhuang Village's first beautiful man is already an adult ghost who can be passed on from generation to generation. β
And that is true. Poison Bee Ghost Flower breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly became smug again, "I know you'd love to see what I'm capable of nowβI'll show you what to see." Follow me!"
"Where are you going?" said the poor ghost Mao Changsheng disdainfully, "No matter where you go, I won't be afraid of you." To tell you the truth, Lao Tzu is out of love, he has seen through the red dust, and he doesn't even care about death, and he is afraid of you, a reptile crawler who has been crawled by small reptiles?"
"Hmph, it's better to be friendly when you speak!" "The poisonous bee ghost flower was not angry, but a little more respectful, "I want to open up, falling out of love just means that you didn't find the right female ghost you are looking for, it's no big deal." When you find the right ghost of your choice, you can't fall out of love if you want to! Gossip aside, come with me, let you see what my poisonous bee ghost is good at!"
After that, the poisonous bee ghost flower flew away.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was frightened, but his curiosity rose and he hurriedly followed.