Chapter 140: Buckle the hat
The Yin Cao Difu has the rules of the Yin Cao Difu, no matter how famous Fan Baye is black, he doesn't dare to violate the rules, this rule is not to indiscriminately hurt the innocent, even if it is such as Hei Impermanence, and even the Buddha is not willing to be contaminated with such a thing as cause and effect, let alone Fan Baye.
Fan Baye is the god of the underworld, the gods naturally have the ethics of the gods, no matter how much he looks down on Yu Zuquan and the big orange, he will not hurt them lightly, seeing that Yu Zuquan was thrown by Luo Ziqi like a chicken, he hit his head head-on with the big iron card he swung out, hurriedly withdrew his hand, and retracted his hand, Yu Zuquan also came to the front, the girl couldn't control her body at all, screamed wildly, and opened her teeth and claws to meet Fan Baye.
If Fan Baye can be bumped into by such a thing, then it won't be Fan Baye, and you're not polite, a big ear scraper in his left hand fanned over, snap! The voice was so crisp that I couldn't hear it at all, and I saw Yu Zuquan being fanned out like a kite, and Fan Baye didn't stop at his feet, he raised the iron sign and smashed it down at Luo Ziqi again.
If you want to say that Luo Ziqi is really a demon girl, it is estimated that she has already calculated this qiē, and she will not go, so she will chase Yu Zuquan and the big orange, and the big orange will see Yu Zuquan being thrown away, alas, oh my god! A shout, running faster, that touch of yellow, in this dark world, is so gorgeous, like a running shit.
But no matter how fast you run, can you still be faster than other people's flashes? As soon as Yu Zuquan was thrown out, Luo Ziqi came behind the big orange, grabbed the back of his neck and kept it, and giggled: "Eighth master, this is another one!" ”
The big orange followed in the footsteps of Zu Quan and crashed into Fan Baye like shit, and Fan Baye was really angry. If it weren't for the delay of these two goods, it would be estimated that it would be against Luo Ziqi, and he couldn't be heavy-handed, and the big iron brand was recycled, and it was another slap. The big orange becomes a bright ......
Taking advantage of such a kung fu, Li Yiling stopped the car, the person was like a cat, slipped to the left of Luo Ziqi, held the vajra with his backhand to block Luo Ziqi in front, and the buddy also relied on the thunder charm in his hand to intercept, wanting to smoke the cold again. Seven or eight ghosts also waved mourning sticks and surrounded them, and Luo Ziqi was surrounded by us on three sides, and there was nowhere to go except for the sea of flowers on the other side.
Fan Baye pressed forward again and roared loudly: "Demon girl." robbed the yin, I really don't know how thick the sky is, arrest you into the underworld, and some of you will suffer! With a slam of time, the iron sign smashed down again, this time Luo Ziqi had no one to throw it away, I couldn't help but feel refreshed, this weird girl is finally at the end of her today.
But what I didn't expect was this. As soon as Luo Ziqi turned around, she seemed to turn into a breeze and burrow into the sea of flowers on the other side, and at the same time, an extremely strong fragrance rose from the entire sea of flowers. The aroma starts very suddenly. It's rich and even a little greasy. There are also many indescribable tastes in it, sweet, bitter, and even a hint of sourness. As soon as the aroma passed, countless red flowers bloomed even more vigorously. Each red flower began to transform non-stop. Like smoke, like fog. Then each red flower turned into a beautiful girl, smiling and beckoning to me.
Countless beautiful maidens were dressed in fiery red clothes. There are various styles, some of which are very classical. It is like the wedding robe worn by brides in the past, and some of them are very modern. The style of the wedding dress, only the color is fiery red. There were slight smiles on everyone's faces, and the heavens and the earth suddenly turned pink at this moment. Countless voices rose from the depths of my heart: "Come, come to me, do not be afraid, we will always be together, never separated." Come, come to me.........."
I looked up and saw that one of the countless girls in red turned out to be Fan Ye, not Fan Baye, but another famous Fan Ye in the film and television industry, cough cough, everyone understands.
She was also smiling and beckoning to me: "Xu Lang, Xu Lang, come on, I've been waiting for you here for a long time, I like your show and I like you." Fan Ye's words sounded in my ears, and I was confused, and I just came to her side and wanted to reach out to pull her, but I was about to pull her clothes. Suddenly, Li Yiling's shout sounded in my ears: "Break the delusion! ”
Hearing the two words in my ears, like a thunderbolt suddenly falling, I woke up at once, I closed my eyes tightly and opened them again, Fan Ye and countless girls in red disappeared in front of me, only countless red flowers on the other side swayed in the wind.
Luo Ziqi was still able to change, hidden in the boundless sea of flowers on the other side, it was a fool's dream to find her, I didn't expect that under the presiding over of Fan Baye, seven or eight ghosts, Li Yiling and me, besieging Luo Ziqi could even let her run, what the hell is this girl?
Not only did I not believe it, but Fan Baye also looked at the sea of flowers on the other side in a daze, and he didn't expect it to be such a result, so he suddenly turned his head to look at me and said in a deep voice: "This is pinched, don't broadcast it!" ”
I really can't cry or laugh, and I still take care of my feelings? Hurriedly nodded and said: "Don't worry, Eighth Master, only broadcast your heroic and invincible, this section is pinched, and no one can see it." ”
Fan Baye seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and explained to me, "It's all those two bad things." "I guess it's a bit redundant to explain," suddenly he was furious, and said to the ghosts beside him: "Go, bring those two things to me!" ”
Taking advantage of the ghost to catch Yu Zuquan and the big orange, I hurriedly dragged Li Yiling and said, "This is Fan Baye of the underworld, and this is my brother Li Yiling." ”
Li Yiling didn't seem to be very interested in black impermanence, he still looked cold, hugged his fists, and said, "I've seen the eighth master." ”
Fan Baye smiled and nodded at him, which was considered a salute, and then the ghost sent Yu Zuquan and the big orange with swollen faces like pigs' heads to come over, and the two of them were not swaying, trembling like quails, coming over and lowering their heads, no one dared to speak, Fan Baye was angry when he saw these two goods, and said gloomily: "I am the god of the underworld, the master of impermanence, I caught the demon girl today, if it weren't for the two of you who were goods, I wouldn't let the demon girl run away, you hinder the underworld errand, it's really courageous, how should I fix you, um!" ”
That one! The old is domineering, ordinary people can't come out, people listen to the chill from the heart, in fact, I sympathize with Zuquan and the big orange, these two basically didn't do anything, they got into a dead car, scared half to death, and ran away with their lives, if you really want to say that they hinder the ghost to work, you can't say it, the hat buckle is too big.
But Fan Baye is on fire, so he has to dissipate his anger, right? After such a big incident, and seven or eight new ghosts were robbed, someone is always responsible, right? It just so happened that these two goods were in the car, and they didn't run for their lives without paying attention to righteousness, and the two of them were simply natural punching bags. No one can blame the buddy for gloating, after all, it is a competitor, the buddy does not fall into the well, he just stands by and watches, and his character is already very good, right?
Yu Zuquan and Da Chengzi were originally masters who pretended to be ghosts, but they didn't expect to really encounter supernatural events, and they ran into a big when they touched it, and even Fan Ba was offended, not to mention that in such a ghost place, seven or eight ghosts, with green faces and fangs, and hideous faces holding a mourning stick, and not wetting their pants are considered these two people to be bold.
At this time, hearing Fan Baye's words and that particularly gloomy um, the two of them were suddenly scared out of two and a half, and they couldn't hold on any longer, so they knelt down for Hei Wuchang, and Yu Quanzu snorted and burst into tears, and said: "Master Impermanence, Master Impermanence spares his life, I just shoot a show, eat with a mouthful of food, I am an ordinary person, I really didn't expect that Eighth Master would be in the car, otherwise I wouldn't dare to ruin Eighth Master's errand if I was killed, Eighth Master spared my life......"
Fan Baye didn't speak with a gloomy face, and he didn't know what he was thinking, Li Yiling curiously dragged me down and asked, "What's going on?" Where did these two things come from? ”
"Hey, you don't know? These two are really related to us, one is Yu Zuquan, the host of the ghost on Saturday, and the other is the location director of the ghost on Saturday, known as the big orange of the Maoshan Grandmaster. ”
Li Yiling suddenly realized: "Oh, it turned out to be them." ”
Li Yiling looked at Yu Zuquan's snot and burst into tears, and suddenly interjected: "Eighth Master, hindering the soul of Yin is equivalent to hindering the police from handling the case in the yang world, the crime is not light, and you can't throw it in the oil pan and fry it one hundred and eighty times?" ”
Hey, this is a fall into the well, I couldn't help but turn my head to look at Li Yiling, who was squinting, with a mocking smile on the corner of his mouth, secretly happy, seeing me look at him, he raised his eyebrows at me, it's bad enough!
Fan Baye didn't speak, but Yu Zuquan was frightened, and cried: "Eighth Master, Eighth Master, I really didn't know that there was you in the car, it was all blamed on Dachengzi, saying that he was an authentic descendant of Maoshan, and he was doing a supernatural show with me, and he also said that there was a dead car passing by at 114 at night, and he also said that it was okay to have him......"
Seeing Yu Zuquan biting him, the big orange retorted: "Ah, I can't rely on this matter, you had to pull me to do this show, and you also said that there are ghosts on Friday that are getting better and better, and you want to kill the ghosts on Friday and become the boss of the domestic supernatural show......"
Oops, I didn't expect there to be an inside story, the dog bites the dog can not only bite out a mouthful of hair, but also bite out the insider, I was listening to it with relish, and the big orange suddenly said to me: "Mr. Lang, look at our past friendship, help say a few words!" ”
I'm really speechless, Ya and Yu Zuquan copied my show, want to get rid of me, become the boss of the domestic supernatural program, and still have the cheekiness to make friends with me? How did this man's skin grow?
Shall I ignore him, ignore him, or ignore him? I decided to ignore him, at this time Fan Baye was impatient, and said gloomily: "You have ruined Lao Tzu's good deeds, the sin is not light, are you going to be beaten, or are you punished?" ”
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