Chapter 499: Rectal Martial Idiot
And the name of this golden bald donkey is also very awesome, Youmeng? Why not just call it sleepwalking? Shaolin Temple already has a dream relic, and there is a sleepwalking, plus a dream, even if it is a full set of live - the dream plane trio, you can go to the United Nations to apply for the World Heritage Site.
"Uncle Wandering Dream...... Wang Yichen pushed the door into the medical room, and after hesitating for a moment, he still politely saluted the golden bald donkey with his hands together. Although it is said that this golden bald donkey should not go against Wang Yichen again, but after all, this is a person from Shaolin Temple, and as a traitor to Shaolin Temple, it should be more difficult for him to help himself with all his heart......
"You are no longer a disciple of Shaolin Temple, and I am not your uncle anymore." Sure enough, You Meng's face turned cold, and he choked Wang Yichen very unceremoniously. But just when Wang Yichen was a little embarrassed, this wandering dream suddenly changed his face and said, "You slapped me at the end...... What is the name? ”
"Huh?" This topic is a bit jumpy, Wang Yichen was stunned for a moment before he continued, "The famous hall is called Dragon Elephant Erlang Boxing, which can be regarded as my own creation." ”
"Sure enough, sure enough!" You Meng's expression was actually a little relieved, "I said, how can there be a martial art that I can't recognize......"
Immediately, You Meng straightened his face and said: "But with your qualifications in the illusion, it is a miracle that you can actually create your own martial arts, it seems that you have indeed grown in the past few years." ”
Seeing that this master is about to start to become more serious, Wang Yichen is about to say a few words, dare not dare to express the modesty of his juniors. Unexpectedly, this wandering dream immediately changed the style of painting again, and said with a fanatical face: "Come on, come on, phantom sky." Hurry up and put your set ...... Dragon Elephant Erlang Fist? Show it to Uncle Shi, Uncle I have to point you out if I can't say anything. ”
Wang Yichen's modest lines haven't been uttered yet. I was choked immediately, and my face turned red with choking. The painting style of this golden bald donkey is really too jumpy. makes Wang Yichen a little unable to keep up......
But he also saw that this golden bald donkey was, to put it bluntly, the most common strange creature in the martial arts plane: martial idiot. When it comes to the field of martial arts, then everything is not counted, and once the technique is itchy, it has to be enjoyable.
Speaking of which, of course, the butt of this golden bald donkey should sit in the Shaolin Temple, sitting on Stephen Zhou's side, and not long ago he fought Wang Yichen to the death. But now I see Wang Yichen's self-created martial arts. I forgot everything in my mind, so I had to discuss it with Wang Yichen first.
Perhaps, this can be regarded as one of the forms of the Root Bone Maniac Type Master, right? The root bone madness may just mean that he has an extreme love for specific attributes, and he doesn't necessarily have to look at the root bones, he has to catch Wang Yichen and say: "Look at your bones Qingqi, you have a body of horizontal muscles and bones at a young age, and it will depend on you to defend the peace of the earth in the future." ”
So Wang Yichen didn't reserve it, and after raising his hand to send out all the idle people, he was in this medical room. I worked very hard to demonstrate the Dragon Elephant Erlang Fist that I had comprehended, and I would stop to explain some key or complex links. I'm afraid that I won't be able to show all the essence of my set of Dragon Elephant Erlang Fist to this golden bald donkey.
Wang Yichen's efforts are still effective. After watching Wang Yichen's full set of demonstrations, the golden bald donkey closed his eyes and was silent for a long time before patting his desk and saying, "Not bad." Not bad! Although your internal strength cultivation is limited, your martial arts cultivation is too low. As a result, the overall quality of this set of punches is not high. However, the novelty of the idea is breathtaking! I didn't see it before. You're so perceptive......"
Wang Yichen said in his heart, isn't this nonsense. This set of Dragon Elephant Erlang Fist, but the blue quality, the exclusive magic power activated by the exclusive skill of the genius killer protagonist card, can it not be a bull fork? No matter how good this golden bald donkey is, he is just a native of the egg pain plane, and it is strange that he can't even be convinced......
"But you've only played half a boxing move, haven't you?" The golden bald donkey said again, his eyes shining like a little P child asking for candy from his father, "There is still half a set, come and show it to Uncle Shi." ”
"Uncle Shi, no matter how hard I created this boxing technique, I can't just teach it to you." Although the contact time is very short, Wang Yichen can see that this golden bald donkey is a very typical single-celled martial arts idiot, and it is estimated that all the IQ of this person is used in martial arts, resulting in an obvious lack of IQ balance in other aspects, and he is completely a rectum with one thing to say.
For this kind of person, Wang Yichen is not going to make any detours, and he also has a talk to him that the best way is to say: "I'm really curious about why you can carry the fight, uncle...... Martial arts is a thing that everyone should learn from each other. ”
It stands to reason that as a junior, especially a junior in a strictly hierarchical martial arts holy place like Shaolin Temple, Wang Yichen's words are not big or small, and it is not strange to change to a senior who cares about etiquette and is a little grumpy, and it is not strange to directly slap Wang Yichen to death.
However, the golden bald donkey nodded with a natural look on his face and said, "What you said also makes sense. This set of boxing techniques is created by you yourself, and I don't have a reason to take advantage of your juniors in vain. ”
"The reason why your uncle and I have a strong ability to resist blows is mainly because of the practice of Tongzi Gong, Golden Bell Jar and Ruyi Bone Shrinking Gong. This child's skill requires the body of a child to practice, and it is estimated that you will not be able to practice it. The Golden Bell Jar is the superior hard skill of the Luohan Hall, and only the first disciple of the Luohan Hall is qualified to practice, and it is impossible for me to teach you. Only this wishful bone shrinking gong was originally created by a wood-chopping monk, and the temple rules did not prohibit this kung fu from being passed on, so it can teach you. ”
"Wishful bone shrinking? What the heck? Wang Yichen was slightly disappointed. He had never heard of Ruyi Bone Shrinking Skill, but he had heard of Bone Shrinking Skill. Isn't Swallow Li San good at shrinking bones? This skill can shrink the bones, it is a professional skill to drill dog holes, the reason why Yanzi Li San can steal whatever he wants, and he can escape by being tied up by people, which has a lot to do with his ability to shrink his bones.
However, Wang Yichen doesn't want to learn the skills of these thieves and snitches! What he wants is this golden bald donkey's Vajra not bad magic skills! Thief skills, he still needs to go to this sore plane to learn? Isn't it better to go to the main game space to get a thief's stealth card than any thief's skill? Shrink bones or something, can King Kong not be bad?
"Ruyi bone shrinking skill is also one of the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin Temple, don't underestimate it. Moreover, this Ruyi Bone Shrinking Skill has been improved by your uncle and me personally, and it is not an ordinary Ruyi Bone Shrinking Skill. (To be continued......)
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