Chapter 35: Don't Pick Up Strange Things to Drink
"I don't want it."
Hao Ren decisively refused.
Joke! Are Liangyi and Poison Island people who are sensitive to the feelings of others? Even if Neji lives in Hao Ren's house, the two of them will be able to do it.
In this way, strange comments such as "the guards of the women's dormitory forcibly threatened the female students to enter the house to serve in the middle of the night", "the teenage girl accidentally fell into the hands of the vicious bald head", "the guards of the women's dormitory attacked the girls' dormitory at night by taking advantage of their positions", and so on.
If that's the case, Hao Ren's soap at Uncle Tiaozi is eighty percent picked.
Moral issues, Hao Ren doesn't care too much, the problem is that the salary is gone, and he will drink the northwest wind for more than ten months!?
"Why?"
may not have expected Hao Ren to refuse so refreshingly, and tomorrow Cai was a little stunned.
"I have to take care of you energetic bear children all day long, cleaning the bathroom and repairing pipes or something, I am also in charge, a rare independent space, don't you plan to let me have a good rest?"
What Hao Ren said is reasonable and convincing.
"Hmm~ unexpectedly irrefutable......"
What's more, Asuna herself is one of the energetic bear children, although it has only been five or six days, but she has already made several messes for Hao Ren to clean up.
"However, he is a boy, and it is not suitable for us girls to live in our room!"
It should have been ten minutes before the grudge that Negi said that she had a "sign of broken love" on her face, and Asukina continued to oppose it after cutting off Hao Ren's way.
"Tomorrow's na, this kid is very cute."
A girl with long silky black hair and the temperament of Yamato Nadeshiko, that is, the granddaughter of the principal, Konoe Muno said as she rubbed her head against Little Negi.
Well, as long as you ignore the defense-breaking hammer before, Yamato Nadeshiko's gentleness can still be seen, hmm.
"Cute guy, I hate imps the most!"
Obviously the mental age is a few years younger than the physical body, but Asudaya threatens to hate little ghosts.
Negi also looked at Asuka with the expression of looking at the beast.
"Negi, Asuka, you have to get along well."
In the end, it was the principal who made the final decision.
Negi and Asukina swallowed their saliva and couldn't speak.
……
Little Negi's view.
The entrance of Class A in the second year.
Looking at the class roster in his hand, Little Negi's heart was still a little nervous.
She is about to come into contact with 33 girls who are four or five years older than her, and she wants to teach them English in the future as a trainee teacher.
Sister...... Ania ...... Am I really up to the job?
"Teacher Negi, let's go in, I'll be in charge for the next few days, those little ghosts don't dare to do anything to you."
The bald teacher patted Negi's head and said in a flat tone.
"Yes, I see."
Little Negi raised her little head and nodded heavily.
This bald teacher, who looks very lazy, is not as vicious as he looks, and may be unexpectedly a good person.
"Nope! Wait a minute. ”
Suddenly, the bald teacher grabbed little Negi.
Negi looked at the bald teacher's unidentified actions with a question mark on his face.
Hao Ren saw the shadow of the cube from the window on the sliding door with a black line on his face, this is the legendary Japanese-style eraser trap, well, this trap is still chained......
"These problematic students are full of attention."
Officially came to the classroom, Hao Ren was also the first time.
These traps seem to be present in the original work.
Hao Ren didn't want to see Negi's trap, because he was most afraid of crying children.
The sixth weakness of the bald brother Hao Ren is that he can't face crying children and dogs.
Therefore, he decisively took the lead.
Powder, tripwires, buckets, toy arrows.
The schoolgirls burst into laughter.
laughed for a minute, but suddenly realized that something was wrong, and it was not the new head teacher who fell into the trap, but the deputy head teacher who was familiar with the bald head, and the women's dormitory guard and building manager who often met.
Looking at the green tendons on the bald guard's head, the girls had an ominous premonition.
"Hehe, this is your new head teacher, you have to get along well, ah!"
Pulling Negi, who had been turned into a puppet, into the classroom, Hao Ren, who was in a mess, gritted his teeth and said.
"That, Mr. Hao, in fact, we didn't want to ......"
The second-year class leader of class A with a rose background, Xue Guang Ayaka, who has a proud figure and a genius mind, got up and argued.
"I don't need to explain, I don't know your usual style, the power will be cut off two hours early tonight!"
It's still a building management trick, a power outage.
"Don't!!" "Guard, we were wrong!" "How are we going to live without power!" "At nine o'clock, there are cartoons that I like! The guards have great mercy! "My late-night snack plans!" "My fitness MV, my little belly!"
Mourning is everywhere.
How is it a bit of a sense of déjà vu?
Little Negi looked at Hao Ren with grateful eyes.
If it weren't for him, he would be the one who fell to the ground now.
He's a good guy.
Next, the plot is on track.
Even if Hao Ren is in charge, these problem students still can't stop pranking Xiao Neji, among which Tomorrow's behavior is still strict.
Hao Ren is also helpless, this pair of enemies, let them make trouble.
……
"Ah~~~~~ the weather is so nice, let's find a place to read comics and take a nap...... Well? Isn't that Negi? ”
In the grove of the women's campus, Hao Ren, who was rare and leisurely, was dazed by the warm sunlight and yawned constantly. Just when he wanted to play chess with Zhou Gong, the sneaky Neji that appeared not far away made Hao Ren come to his senses.
I don't know what he's doing with alcohol lamps and glasses.
"Russ Tell Magistair...... Ma Skill. ”
Negi didn't notice Hao Ren, who had a super low breath, but concentrated on chanting the incantation.
In the glass under the scorching glass of the alcohol lamp, the seven-colored liquid boiled.
"Ah~ failed."
Little Negi was nervous and recited the wrong incantation, and the preparation of the seven-colored liquid seemed to have failed.
Little Negi did not lose heart, but took out the strange pill and concocted it again, and the failed product was just put aside and not poured out.
A bit of tricks.
"Done! It worked! Tomorrow's food will definitely be happy! ”
Little Negi shouted happily, and ran away excitedly without even packing up the concoction tools.
Hao Ren walked to the place where Negi had just concocted something.
Looking at the crystal clear seven-colored liquid, Hao Ren swallowed his saliva.
It looks delicious...... Would you like to try it?
Well, drink it, Negi just said failure, and didn't he say that it was poisonous, don't you taste worthy of yourself.
Thinking of this, Hao Ren decisively pulled out the cork and took a small taste.
(Hao Ren is lying to himself, good children must not drink liquids from unknown sources casually)
Sweet and sour, with a yogurt taste, unexpectedly delicious.
Hao Ren, who tasted the sweetness, drank the remaining colorful liquid.
That is, the amount of a canned drink, which is a bit unsatisfying.
"Well~~~ I drank something good, go to the back mountain to get some game and make a tooth sacrifice."
Hao Ren, who was tired of eating pork chop rice, planned to go and find trouble with the wild boar.
Along the way, Hao Ren found a completely different scene from usual.
Many women began to look at themselves with strange eyes! This gaze, like the way Ayaka Yukihiro looks at Negi, is full of strange possessiveness.
What's going on?
Hao Ren, who was puzzled, opened the battle record.
"You drank a special prop, 'The Seven Colors / Medicine That Failed to Mix'."
"You have 500% increased attraction to the opposite sex for an unknown duration."
"Because the prop is a product of a failed concoction, the concentration of the drug is too high to enhance the effect, so the main brain cannot know when the prop fails."
"The mastermind suggests that the bird/beast and the bird/beast might as well be in your thoughts."
Hao Ren's cold sweat came out at once.
Looking at the circle of women who began to surround him, the invincible Hao Ren trembled.
"Roar! Run! ”
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