Chapter 149: Elopement
Chu Dajiang glanced at the ring that was held by the bishop on his hand, and snatched it away, and the knife qi rotated in his palm, like a meat grinder. When Chu Dajiang spread his hand again, only a pile of crumbs remained in his palm.
"You!" Edward's eyes widened in anger, and he suddenly turned his hand, releasing a high-pressure stream of water that hit Chu Dajiang's chest. Chu Dajiang was rushed into the audience, and he didn't know how many old nobles with distinguished status he bumped into. Edward's angry blow caused Chu Dajiang to suffer a lot of injuries, but Chu Dajiang showed a triumphant smile, the ring had been destroyed by him, and this wedding could not go on anyway.
"Edward-kun, remember, you are my own!" Chu Dajiang looked at Edward's colorful little face, and shouted at him with unfinished thoughts. Then he shook his pocket, and a puff of smoke. The bullets fell to the ground, white smoke enveloped the entire wedding scene, and violent coughing and abuse were heard from time to time in the cathedral.
When the smoke cleared, Hastings police arrived at the scene, and sirens sounded through the cathedral, overshadowing the cheerful wedding march.
"We're the Hastings Police, listen inside, you've been surrounded......"
The sheriff was rudely interrupted by King Charles in the middle of his shouting: "You ......are only here when everyone is gone"
The next day, the major news media rushed to broadcast the marriage robbery incident that took place in the cathedral, and even if the royal family tried to interfere, it could not stop the storm of gossip, among which the headline of the gossip newspaper was the most eye-catching: Reveal for you, the future successor of the Wessex family, Lord Edward's secret boyfriend.
In a small restaurant outside Hastings, Chu Dajiang, who was wearing makeup, looked at the newspaper he had just bought, and laughed so hard that he almost swallowed the chicken bones in his mouth. The most pleasant thing is that there are experts who don't know where to speak, saying that everyone should not make a fuss, there are many wealthy nobles in history who are good at this, and he also specially listed a large number of comrades who have left their names in history, and added Edward's name at the end of the list. Chu Dajiang is so grateful to this expert.
Duke Heinrich, the ruler of the Wessex family, tore the morning newspaper in his hand to shreds and ordered: "Find out that expert for me!"
In the Imperial Palace, King Charles looked at the clouds in the sky, and the expression on his face was worse than those clouds looked. It's been a long time since the royal family has been so humiliated, and the last time it was so humiliating was when Parliament voted to adopt a constitutional monarchy.
In the depths of the imperial palace, the idle palace maid was whispering, "I didn't expect that handsome Edward to be a ...... Her Royal Highness the Princess is really unlucky. ”
The gossip reached Angel's boudoir, and Angel not only did not get angry, but smiled slightly at the mirror. Then she herself looked at the woman in the mirror with the corners of her mouth raised in some surprise......
Chu Dajiang, who was in a good mood and had a good appetite, wiped out a large amount of meat and left the restaurant in the warm farewell of the owner of the small restaurant. He had a toothpick in his mouth and used his tongue to flick the toothpick from left to right and from right to left.
New troubles are coming, Chu Dajiang now feels that he has staged too much in the cathedral, almost to the extent of being fake, if even Angel treats himself as a big pervert, how can he make Angel drink the memory resuscitation liquid?
Thinking about it, this thought, Chu Dajiang didn't feel that he walked around the park three times. After three laps, there was still no good idea.
"It's really annoying, you must not get stuck on this last step, she has to drink if she doesn't drink." Chu Dajiang turned his head, stepped on the afterglow of the sunset through the lead clouds, and resolutely walked in the direction of the imperial palace.
At night, the imperial palace was still brightly lit, which made it very difficult for Chu Dajiang, who had prepared a dark night suit. Although the current imperial palace is no longer strictly forbidden for people to set foot as in the previous imperial period, it is still heavily guarded.
"If only Chu Xiaoying was here." Chu Dajiang knew that his actions this time were reckless, but he just couldn't wait to see Anqi, and he couldn't wait overnight.
Chu Dajiang has too many questions to ask about this wedding, and what he is most afraid of is that Angel is really in love with Edward, after all, he consciously compares himself to the eagle-like Edward, he is a dirty slag groundhog.
A team of royal guards with guns on their shoulders passed by, and Chu Dajiang floated down from the wall like a light butterfly, stretched out his finger and flicked the back of the head of the guard on the left side of the team, knocking a strong young man alive.
The freckled guard on the right sensed that something was wrong, turned his head to find that his comrade who was still bragging to him just now was missing, and was about to scream, when his mouth and nose were suddenly covered, clicked, and the jaw bone was removed, and he was dragged into the woods.
"Hmmmm......" He recognized Chu Dajiang's face that was more famous than the imperial prime minister overnight, and struggled desperately, and when it was over, he was dragged to the grove, he was a murderer who didn't even let Edward go...... My innocence.
"Shhhh Chu Dajiang said cruel words on his lips, but he wondered in his heart, why is this guy's body trembling all the time? I didn't say what I was going to do with him.
"Woo......" The poor freckled guard struggled, and watched as the pervert stripped his fainted companion naked, and his expression became more and more panicked.
Knowing this, Chu Dajiang began to take off his clothes. The freckled guard's eyes lit up with despair at this point, and he tilted his head away, unable to bear to look at it. The thought of himself soon following in the footsteps of his companions brought tears to his eyes.
"Take me...... Eh, why are you a big man crying like this? Don't worry, as long as you cooperate, I won't kill you. Chu Dajiang comforted with a good voice.
The freckled guard raised his teary eyes and found that Chu Dajiang was dressed neatly, it turned out that he wanted to disguise himself as a royal guard! The freckled guard's tears suddenly stopped, and he was ecstatic as if he had been reborn as a human being.
What's wrong with this kid? Crying and laughing. Chu Dajiang suppressed the depression in his heart, he still had something to do, but he didn't have time to care about the spiritual civilization construction of the Royal Guard.
"Take me there...... Princess Margaret's residence. Chu Dajiang pushed the freckle guard, he knew that these ordinary people only recognized guns, so he pointed a gun at the freckle guard and ordered.
"Good, good." The freckled guards agreed, but they thought in their hearts, I just messed up the wedding of Princess Huang yesterday, and today I will go to the imperial city to find trouble, you third party is too arrogant.
"It's the white building." The freckled guard pointed to the palace not far away.
"Which room?" Chu Dajiang asked.
"This ...... How could I have known that I was just a patrolling guard. The freckled guard explained.
"Okay, thank you." Chu Dajiang just flicked on the freckled guard's head, but the freckle guard felt that he had been hit by a bullet, and his eyes were black and unconscious.
"Hey, that's a hassle." Chu Dajiang, who had lurked into the palace, looked at the closed doors one after another, scratching his head anxiously, and his scalp was flying all over the sky. Chu Dajiang suddenly saw the fire alarm sensor on the ceiling, and when he wiped his two fingers, a bright yellow flame appeared. After all abilities were upgraded to the first level, Chu Dajiang would have too many small things to count.
Dingdingding...... The piercing fire alarm broke the peaceful night, and Chu Dajiang hid and listened attentively with his ears pricked up.
"Ahh It's on fire! "This voice is not ......
"Calm, there is a sustained evacuation." Neither is this voice......
"The princess is on fire, let's go."
"Okay."
That's it! Chu Dajiang's eyes lit up, and his figure turned into a black wind, heading straight to the third floor.
"Angel!" Chu Dajiang rushed over, and the little maid next to An Qi screamed in fright: "You are the pervert in the newspaper!" If it weren't for the fact that there were many people screaming in the entire palace now, Chu Dajiang's whereabouts would definitely be exposed.
"Don't ...... Don't listen to her. Chu Dajiang couldn't wait to knock the little maid unconscious, and said embarrassedly.
"Who the hell are you?" Angel asked with a frown, although she was a little grateful in her heart for this strange man who disrupted the wedding and prolonged the wedding indefinitely, it didn't mean that she was not wary of this person.
"Also, who the hell is Angel?" She asked with another frown.
"Whew!" Chu Dajiang took a deep breath and smiled miserably: "You really forgot everything...... But it doesn't matter, as long as you ......" Chu Dajiang looked at An Qi's distrustful eyes, and his tone of voice became smaller and smaller, and at this time, the possibility of asking An Qi to take the initiative to drink the memory resuscitation liquid was almost zero.
"Just me what?" Angel asked.
"As long as you follow me to where you used to be, you'll know." Chu Dajiang had an idea, and changed his words and said, as long as he can let An Qi follow him, there are more opportunities for her to drink the memory resuscitation liquid...... Chu Dajiang couldn't help but think of the most common method used by flower thieves in the past.
"No! Princess, you must not follow him, he must be jealous of you and wants to kidnap you! The little maid firmly disagreed.
"You little girl, at such a young age, why is your brain full of smoky thoughts?" Chu Dajiang was so angry that some people would think that they were jealous of An Qi, and the scene he played in the church actually achieved such a realistic effect.
"Princess!" Someone is calling down there. Chu Dajiang grabbed An Qi's hand, and if it was soft, it would be hard.
Rumble! With a flick of Anqi's little hand, poor Chu Dajiang flew to the wall and stuck to it.
"Oh, the princess is amazing!" The little maid applauded.
An Qi thoughtfully walked in front of Chu Dajiang, tore Chu Dajiang off the wall and said, "I'll go back outside, but I'm not going with you, you are only responsible for leading the way."
"Good!" Chu Dajiang agreed, "That, can you put me down first?" ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was so excited." An Qi acted like a little daughter, and lightly put Chu Dajiang on the ground, like putting a precious vase.
"Follow me!" Chu Dajiang couldn't wait to jump off the window repeatedly, and An Qi waved his hand to the little maid and said, "Don't tell others." Then he jumped down with Chu Dajiang.
The little maid ran to the window, looked at the shadows of the two of them running away in the night, the innocent color on her face disappeared, picked up her mobile phone and said, "Master, Princess Margaret ran away with that person."
"Unfilial daughter!" Over there, King Charles crushed the mobile phone in his hand.