Everyone knows who Taigongwang is, about three days ago, he once publicly said in front of Zhou Gongdan: "Rather than let me work, I'd rather starve to death!" ”

…… What can you do with this kind of person? Of course, there is naturally a set of ritual music in the Zhou metric system - etiquette and music are the system to put it bluntly, and it is the law of that year. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info If you dare to violate it......

"What is not labor? Since you don't work with a salary, don't blame me for being rude. ”

Zhou Gongdan did what he said, he was hungry for three days, and he didn't even give him enough to pk. And then...... This lazy man, who said that he would kill him and not work, finally made up his mind to get to work.

On this lazy morning, Li Wei didn't work at all, and Zhou Gongdan didn't have a problem with a guy like him who could conjure up a full banquet by himself. Therefore, he has the privilege of getting up in the morning and walking around the palace in the morning.

Just left the Mandarin Hall (...... How does this plane feel like the Forbidden City? Levi walked to the Wuying Palace, where he found a very interesting scene.

Hungry like a lamp, he passed by Levi's side with a stack of dossiers in his arms. I don't know if Balalaika took his own set of planned economy, anyway, China has been a centralized state since ancient times -- this is not a pejorative sense, but a social form that chooses the path.

All in all, the dignified prime minister and the prince didn't even have the strength to say hello to Li Wei, and walked in front of Li Wei step by step with the file in his arms. Suddenly, his body stumbled - the file was scattered all over the ground.

Full of resentment, Taigongwang lowered his head.

Levi looked sad.

Thereupon...... In the midst of this suffering, someone was in pain and said in a deep voice: "Pain... Misery...... My hatred burns in the abyss! The world trembles at my torment! The kingdom of sorrow crumbles in my wrath...... Ultimately... The whole world will be destroyed...... In the shadow of my wings, everything is in ashes!."

"Don't talk nonsense, okay, bastard! I was already hungry like something, so that Zhou Gongdan's guy thought I said it when he heard it, do you want to starve me to death? ”

-- Those words to Deathwing (note: Black Dragon MM's father, the above words are the beginning of the CG of the WOW expansion cataclysm), of course, were not said by Taigongwang - Levi hid behind the pillar and played with his heart, and secretly stood behind Taigongwang to imitate the other party's voice and said for a long time.

Taigongwang really thought about similar questions at first-only to realize in the end: something is wrong!

I'm not that dark.

"I'm just telling you what you're imagining in your heart." Levi shrugged his shoulders and whistled again, looking completely irresponsible - the most important thing is that he filmed everything just now in DV: "Na~ If it's okay, I'll go first." ”

"Wait! You...... Kindness? ”

In just a moment, Taigongwang and Li Wei discovered the abnormality around them.

A girl dressed like a war correspondent, with two waist-length ponytails, was standing on a pillar in hiding...... Front.

I wonder what it's worth for her to hide like this? All in all, she worked hard and hard in front of the pillar, hiding like a bell. In his hand, he also held a notebook, playing a little bit of records.

"Who?" Taigongwang's eyes instantly widened as if he had seen food, like a hungry wolf.

"Huh? Oops! The girl who was found exclaimed, and then covered her face: "I was discovered?" ”

"......" Levi looked at his heart from the side and said: It is not easy for you to hide until now and be discovered--eighty percent have martial arts or immortal arts, so it is very good to hide the breath and hide the footsteps.

"You're a spy?" Taigongwang exclaimed.

"Ah, you even know I'm a spy? There's no way around that. The girl shook her head—to be honest, she was a very youthful girl, with a pretty face and a pair of lovely big eyes that seemed to be able to speak. It's endless, and I don't know if it's pure natural or acquired.

"It seems that after being discovered, it is also the fate of spies to report each other's names." said a lot of things that Li Wei had never heard of, and the latter said in his heart: The spies of the Shang Dynasty are all so straightforward?

"I am the daughter of Deng Jiugong, Deng Chanyu! I specially came to your Xiqi to secretly spy on the military situation, collect intelligence, and then transfer it to Wen Taishi and King Xu! ――As you can see, it's a beautiful girl spy! ”

…… Unceremoniously exposed his identity as a spy.,And then unceremoniously said that he was a beautiful girl.。。

I have to admit that the girl in front of me does have the potential of a beautiful girl - first of all, her age is more compatible, much stronger than those x Ji who are still wearing sailor clothes in their twenties.

But...... Isn't that a little rude?

"Spies? Catch you ...... = credit? = Endless enjoyment of peaches...... "Almost all eyes are full of peaches - Taigongwang's favorite food is peaches."

"Ahh Death! - No, it's just a matter of being caught! Jumping up in the air suddenly, the prime minister of a dignified country turned over from the ground with Wang Ba, and rushed towards each other as violently as Wang Ba went into the water.

"Ahh Then there is no way - Treasure: Five-Light Stone!! ”

Spy beautiful girl (since people call themselves, let's call it that) Deng Chanyu didn't say a word, picked up a small stone from the satchel he was carrying-Li Wei quickly pulled closer with his visor to capture it, and found that it was indeed engraved with the words [Wuguang Stone].

…… Yes, that's good.

The stones flew in, and Taigongwang naturally dodged them disdainfully, muttering words like "go with your uncle".

With a "chirp", the stone was hitting the door of Taigongwang's face! It stands to reason that this kind of small stone should not be able to do anything to a character of Taigongwang's level, but it is just such a small stone, ghostly turning a corner, and beating Taigongwang who has been hiding in the past to a real thing!

"Ah~~~~"

As a result, Taigongwang screamed in ecstasy, and flipped several somersaults from mid-air, only then did he also "chirp" and fell down with his face.

- The same stone, the same *** vertical, the same hit the enemy - so Levi naturally remembered Bazet's [stone] - [backlight sword]!

Although I don't know how to describe this kind of thing, Levi can now see that there are too many treasures that ignore cause and effect in this plane!

"Hahaha...... Served? The beautiful girl waved her hand, and the five-light stone seemed to be psychic, flew up from the ground, and returned to Deng Chanyu's hand: "This treasure is the five-light stone - the stone that must be hit, the person who is hit will lose consciousness, and the most terrifying point is ......"

As she spoke, the beautiful girl flashed and said evilly: "The face of the person who is hit will become a foreigner!" ”

…… If Saber and they are hit, it doesn't matter at all.

However, when Levi looked back, Taigongwang was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes, looking like he was about to die-face, and he really looked like a foreigner.

…… Not to mention, it's a bit ...... The governor's feelings.

"So, where can I buy the antidote?" Levi asked shamelessly.

"It is sold in major pharmacies across the country."

Deng Chanyu did not hide his selfishness, but made Li Wei stunned - he gave a thumbs up in his heart and said, "That's it." What a man, this girl! ”

However, it is also certain that the other party's is not the last-come, first-served type of [Backlightsaber], but ...... A Noble Phantasm similar to the [Must-Hit Gun] type. However, they all ignore cause and effect and hit directly: the power is a little smaller, and they can't be killed with one hit. Chinese pay attention to the virtue of good life.

When you are in a hurry, you can use the Jiangshan Shejitu, Taijitu, and Pangu Banner to destroy the world and destroy your soul. Black-bellied, little white rabbit.

"That's, I...... Are you saying a good thing? Deng Chanyu immediately puffed out his mouth angrily, and stamped his feet as if he felt that being a spy was not enjoyable, so he changed to a killer: "I want to give you away!" ……”

"The hosts! - I'll be her opponent! ”

Suddenly, the four things that were loyal to the Lord rushed out and stood in front of Taigongwang.

"Little ...... Little four? Taigong was stunned for a moment, and then he was greatly moved: "You-are you here to die in my place?" Okay, I won't let you down - send you to death, I'll carry the black cauldron! ”

“…… Lord, Master! You can't do this, I'm here for you, how can you ......"

It's a mess here, but ...... Deng Chanyu looked at the hippopotamus face that was not like the four, but was stunned.

After being stunned for a long time, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet - turned his head and ran.

How could Levi let her run away for no reason?

[Summon: Gilgamesh!] It just so happened that Gilgamesh was on vacation in the United States, and it didn't take much trouble for Levi to summon him. It's a pity that the other party is a Cheng * version of Niang Shanshan.

When she summoned the other party, she was still holding an ice cream in her hand, and her bright red tongue was moving the ice cream that couldn't stop dripping down, and she was only wearing a gold vest and a pair of jeans that showed her hips.

Stunned by the summoning, a few drops of ice cream dripped onto his crispy breasts, milky cream, golden vest and snow-white flesh echoed each other. The mother flashed all over her body, and let out a soft "ah" - and then she was furious and ate all the ice cream in one bite -

Sure enough, no matter how powerful it is, it will still be a headache from the ice.

"Chop! Woowoowoo......"

Before he finished speaking, the other party covered his head and got a pain - Li Wei's plan to tie up Deng Chanyu with a bundle of immortal ropes (heavenly locks) also went bankrupt because both sides were wells

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