Chapter 271: A shudder
How did Emperor Xiao Zhu come over after so many years? According to what he said, almost every thirteen years, when he went to Wu Mian for an antidote, he could only see the sun once. It's also difficult for him, the former emperor. Living in the sea for so long, let alone a person like him, even if I stay for a month, I will almost go crazy. used to have Yang Jun to accompany him, in the past few years, Da Yang has been begging for a living on land, and there is no one who can even talk, how has Zhu Yunwen lived in the past few years?
Zhu Yunwen felt that he had said a little too much, and he smiled lightly, which was regarded as taking the initiative to ease the atmosphere. After laughing, Emperor Xiao Zhu pointed to the stack of books stacked high next to the bed and said, "These are all books that Wu Mian brought when he sent the antidote over the years. Thankfully, these books are available, otherwise. I'm suffocated and suffocated. By the way, you just happened to be on the boat, and I have something I want to ask you. ”
As he spoke, Emperor Xiao Zhu flipped out a magazine in the stack, and on the cover of the magazine was an emaciated old foreign man. The old man is holding a brand-new iPhone4 in his hand. Zhu Yunwen's eyes seemed to be glowing, pointed to the mobile phone in the old man's hand, and said to me: "It says that there is such a gadget, which can be used to talk to people thousands of miles away when you hold it in your hand, and you can also use it to watch plays and listen to music." You sue me, is this Wu Mian lying to me? Even if it's an artifact, it won't have that much mana, right? Tell me, did Wu Mian make up a story to frame me ashore? "The team is a miscellaneous talent.
"Not really," I explained to him, what a smartphone is. Hearing this, Zhu Yunwen's eyes widened. Finally I said to him, "I had a similar phone, but it fell into the sea when I came up just now, otherwise I can show it to you." Although the brands are different, the functions inside are almost the same. ”
"There really is that kind of thing...... Zhu Yunwen's face showed an envious expression, his eyes stared at this foreign old man of Jobs, and said: "I can't see that there are such capable people among foreigners, if you have the opportunity, you must meet ......"
"I've been dead for two years...... as soon as I said this, I immediately reflected the meaning of Emperor Xiao Zhu's words, he seemed to want to go ashore in rhythm. If I can frame him ashore, Yang Jun may have to thank me. At that moment, I said tentatively: "Actually, there are still a lot of fun things on land, and the five kidneys and six kidneys are nothing." There are also airplanes that can carry people to the sky, televisions that can tell you about world events at home, and cars that can travel thousands of miles in a day. There are also some undressed women who make people look at casually, like Maria Ozawa or something......"
Originally, I was thinking about high technology. But at this time, the old monk in my body suddenly reacted, and he said to me, "Those are all false. How could he have understood such a thing in his time. You mention something else, like Maria Ozawa or something, this little emperor has been a vegetarian for so many years, I don't believe that he is not moved by the Buddha. And just like that, I was finally taken into the ditch by him......
However, the words of the old monk seem to be heard only by me, and after Emperor Xiao Zhu heard my words, he frowned, snorted and said: "This is what you made up, how can there be such a shameless woman." Even if there is no emperor in the change of dynasty, I don't believe that there will be such an immoral thing. "Zhu Yunwen, whose curiosity had been ignited by me, is now beginning to doubt everything he said to me.
"You, like Wu Mian, want to frame me ashore" After Emperor Xiao Zhu sighed softly, he glanced back at the large pile of books, and continued: "It's hard for Wu Mian to make such a big push and deceive things." When you go back, tell him not to send such boring things in the future...... What's wrong with you? ”
Just when Emperor Xiao Zhu was denying Yiqiē, I was lowering my head and lashing at my chest. At this time, the old monk was silent again, and after the basket was provoked, he retreated like this. Seeing Zhu Yunwen ask me, I smiled bitterly and said, "What I said just now, including Maria Ozawa, is not a lie to you. Even if Ozawa is a little avant-garde, but you haven't been on land for hundreds of years. How do you know there won't be anyone like that? Besides, if it's really fake, I say it's useless, and you say it's even more useless. Back on land, I'll take you to see Sun Desheng, the fat man who was on the boat with me last time. I'll take you to see his computer, tens of thousands of films, and you don't have to watch them every day. ”
After being robbed by me for a while, Emperor Xiao Zhu was speechless. His gaze shifted from me to the big push of books. After a pause, he muttered, "It's true or fake." It's all your land business. It doesn't have anything to do with me......" After saying that, he lay down on the bed, turned over and rushed in without speaking.
Seeing that he doesn't bother me anymore, I'm bored to stay here. Finally, I simply went back to the deck to breathe and see how the whale in the sea had been dismembered. Just as I walked out of the cabin, the old monk's voice sounded again, and he said to me: "You said that little fat man really has tens of thousands of films in his hands? Last time the Buddha I went to ask him how many steps to open his eyes, this little bastard actually said that he was strict now, and said that he had to find someone to trust the relationship to get one or two. Look at it now, this little bastard wants to hang the Buddha little by little to my appetite. When we meet again, see how I punish the Buddha on behalf of the Buddha. ”.!
"Great monk, if you don't help anymore, I will thank you on behalf of the Buddha." I said to the old monk with some anger: "I finished worshipping for ninety-nine years just now, and I was almost able to frame Emperor Xiaozhu on the land with a shudder, but now it's good, I am also a lard Meng listened to your words, and he trembled back." Thinking about it again, I don't know what the year of the monkey is. ”
The old monk smiled in my body and said, "Who would have thought that the little emperor could be so conservative? Otherwise, if you only have the opportunity to go to land, I will help you help him to land, and how you persuade him after going ashore depends on your ability. What do you think? Be content, even the Buddha didn't let me help him like this. ”
"If you don't do anything, you'll help me," I was already on deck, and I saw that the crew in the sea had cut off the flesh and skin of the whales, and carried them to the big ship one by one. A man who looks like a man's head is holding a sharp knife and is cutting whale meat into small pieces. Several crew members couldn't wait for the whale meat to be cooked, and swallowed the raw whale meat slices directly into their stomachs.
When I first met the crew, they were half-human, half-ghost, and now they are just like normal people. Except for the fact that there is no sunlight all year round and the skin has become fair, the rest of the crew is no different from ordinary crew. Maybe it's because I haven't seen anyone in a long time, but I can feel that all of them are wary of me.
Even if I'm going to go over and be polite, when I change two pieces of raw whale meat to eat. The crew on the sea in the distance suddenly exclaimed, and then saw a layer of white light suddenly appear on the sea surface that had been without wind and waves. Then, right at the location of the dead whale, a whirlpool appeared. Fortunately, by this time, most of the boats had already returned with whale meat, leaving only a lone boat parked there. The boat swirled around the surface of the sea along with the half-cut whale. A dozen or so crew members on board were shouting loudly.
At this point, it was too late to do anything, and the speed of the whirlpool became faster and faster, and then a powerful suction force seemed to be generated on the bottom of the sea, sucking the small boat and the half-whale corpse into the bottom of the sea.
At the moment when the boat and the whale carcass were removed, the sea returned to calm. However, it did not take long for the calm to appear, and at the place where the whirlpool had just been created, a layer of white grease like lard appeared and floated on the surface of the sea. A moment later, there was a flash of fire, and the layer of animal fat-like stuff was on fire