Volume 3 City of Water Chapter 347 Quack?

There are all kinds of ways to treat the disease, but Sun Xiaohua has never heard of the trick of beating people to cure diseases, since she was cared for by the old guy Sun, the baby bump that grew up in the honey pot since she was a child, and she was loved by thousands of people, how could she let a child with a big fart easily slap her face?

Clenching her fist, Sun Xiaohua forcibly suppressed the fire in her heart, and suddenly asked, "Hey, what do you mean? What kind of messy trick is this? Originally, my face was swollen enough, if you hit it again, wouldn't it be even more swollen?"

Zhou Nian chuckled and shook his head, "Hehe, yes, if you are beaten by someone else, your face will inevitably swell into a pig's head, but if I am asked to fight, it will not only not be swollen, but it will be swollen." ”

"Oh?

"Hehe, didn't I say it before, my way of seeing a doctor is different from others, home remedies can cure serious diseases, if you can't believe me, you can choose Wenzhi, boil it for three or five months, and you can see it. ”

"Three or five months?" As soon as this time came out, Sun Xiaohua's face suddenly changed, and she frowned and stared at the ground under her feet for a few seconds, obviously very unhappy.

Three or five months, hehe, just kidding! With her current state of mind, let alone wait for three or five months, even if it is only three or five days, she probably won't be able to wait!

It's so urgent, it's just thirsty for knowledge, and I want to see through it!

After all, she was about to go crazy if she wanted to cure this strange disease, and she finally caught a person who could cure it, how could she procrastinate and be indecisive?

Isn't it just a slap in the face, as long as her illness can be cured, she is willing to hit her wherever she is, close her eyes and grit her teeth to boil hard, and it's over.

Thinking of this, Sun Xiaohua finally stopped hesitating, simply turned her heart sideways, and said solemnly, "Okay, I choose Wuzhi, come on, hurry up and beat me, I'm ready!"

"You've really decided?"

"It's decided, come on, I can't wait!" Sun Xiaohua closed her eyes tightly after speaking, stretched her neck and exposed her face, as if she was beaten and didn't fight back.

Raising his fist, Zhou Nian shouted in a low voice, "Then I'm welcome!"

"Less nonsense, come!"

"Okay, it's really bold enough, my trick is called return my drifting fist, take it!"

"Come!"

"Smack!"

With a heavy punch, Zhou Nian was really polite, and he slapped it hard, slapping Sun Xiaohua's swollen left face, and he didn't mean to pity the jade at all.

"Hiss......"

This was only the first time, Sun Xiaohua couldn't stand it a little, grinned in pain, suddenly opened her eyes, covered her hot cheeks, and muttered in dismay, "This ...... It hurts so much?"

Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows and said, "Nonsense, can it work if it doesn't hurt?" I said earlier that this method is very difficult, you have to choose martial arts, if you feel like it, we can change to Wenzhi." ”

"What! you...... You've slapped me, but now you want to change?" Sun Xiaohua almost jumped up from the ground in anger, if it weren't for the fact that the other party was treating her at the moment, she would have fought back a long time ago.

Zhou Nian frowned and said, "If you don't want to change, don't shout pain, just bear with me!"

"You!" Sun Xiaohua was choked suddenly, she wasn't defenseless when she was beaten just now, but she didn't expect Zhou Nian's hand to be so heavy, is that still called a slap in the face?

Gritting her teeth fiercely, even if Sun Xiaohua was a hundred reluctant in her heart, for the sake of her body, she still chose to endure it temporarily.

As the so-called forbearance is calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, throughout the ages, but anyone who can achieve great things, at least has a "forbearance" word.

"Okay, I'll bear it, I'll bear it! You go on, pump me to death!" Sun Xiaohua would never flinch anymore, and closed her eyes again with all her strength, waiting for Zhou Nian's fist to arrive.

Zhou Nian glanced at her with a little relief, and then no longer hesitated, his clenched fist was swung out again, concocted in the same way, and the trick was repeated, as if he wanted to vent the unwillingness he had suffered in recent times, and he pulled it towards Sun Xiaohua's cheek mercilessly!

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

After more than a dozen punches in a row, Zhou Nian hit faster and faster, and the hard finger bones hit the different acupuncture points on Sun Xiaohua's face, and between the displacement of the bones, every inch of muscle was not spared, just like hitting a sandbag that would not fight back, which can be regarded as relieving.

With such a strange treatment, more than ten minutes passed in a flash, Sun Xiaohua stood there like a stake and didn't move, her face was purple, she didn't cry out in pain, and she was tenacious.

When Zhou Nian's last punch hit her in the face, Sun Xiaohua finally couldn't hold on, her body suddenly leaned back, and she spit out a mouthful of blood on her back!

"Poof!"

The blood-spurting old man, when it spilled into the air, seemed to be a red fishing line thrown out of thin air, and the blood flew and quickly fell, staining the ground under his feet, and even landed on Zhou Nian's left shoulder.

"Hoo ......"

Exhaled heavily, Zhou Nian didn't care about the blood on his shoulder, flew forward and hugged Sun Xiaohua, who was about to fall, patted her face gently, and called, "Hey, wake up, do you still know me?"

Zhou Nian was too heavy, and he was also a little worried that Sun Xiaohua would be stunned.

"Hmmm......"

With a snort, Sun Xiaohua was almost confused, her eyes were very blurry, and she couldn't see people very clearly, her brain was buzzing, as if there were countless mosquitoes flying around, her head was heavy as iron, her consciousness was unclear, and she couldn't hold back a sentence for a long time, "I...... Am I getting pretty?"

This is her first sentence, which is simply a big surprise!

has been beaten like that, she still cares about her appearance, this vanity is also strong enough.

"Huh?"

Zhou Nian scratched his head helplessly, smacked his mouth, and muttered, "Oh, my aunt and grandmother, are you still asking about this?" ”

After speaking, Zhou Nian helped her to the bed and lay down, reached out and took out a pranayama pill from his arms, handed it to her mouth and said, "Eat this, you will feel more comfortable after eating it." ”

Sun Xiaohua frowned slightly and said, "I...... I can't eat it right now. ”

"Ahh

Sun Xiaohua seemed to complain a little, "Because...... Because you just started too hard, it seems to be ...... Shattered a few of my teeth, I ...... I can't chew it. ”

“......”

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Nian's face was suddenly stunned, and he suddenly felt a little ashamed in his heart, feeling sorry for others.

Although the effect of his trick is fast, his grasp of proportion is extremely harsh, and if the attack is not serious, it will inevitably hurt the patient's teeth.

Besides, he hasn't used this trick for many years, and he is always a little handy, plus when he beat someone just now, he also had a little bit of venting emotions in it, breaking a few of Sun Xiaohua's teeth, he is destined to be blamed.

Pursing his lips, Zhou Nian knew that he was at a loss, so he simply put down his previous slack posture and took the initiative to apologize, "That's ...... I'm sorry, I was distracted just now, and I did hit it a little harder, so I apologize to you first. ”

As soon as these two words came out, Sun Xiaohua suddenly blew up the temple, and wanted to control her violent temper, but the other party's approach was too annoying, which was unbearable, uncle could bear it, and aunt couldn't bear it!

Her eyes widened instantly, Sun Xiaohua gritted her teeth angrily, but she didn't dare to bite too hard, after all, they were all loose, and they were easy to fall off if she tried hard, so hated that she had to clench her fists at the moment, and struggled to shout, "You...... How did you do it! You actually wandered away at such a critical time? If others don't fight back, you just fight people casually? What a good method, the deaf have become blind, this is what you swore to reassure me? My teeth are broken, what should I do when I eat in the future? How should you be responsible? Ahem......

Sun Xiaohua was really choked with anger, and she couldn't help coughing up a trace of blood.

Zhou Nian felt guilty, and when she saw that the other party was coughing up blood, she hurriedly stepped forward and wiped it with a handkerchief, "You...... Don't get excited, I'll be responsible, you can't be in a hurry now, otherwise the blood will rise again, blocking the acupuncture points on your face, and it will be difficult to treat. ”

"You ..... why don't you make me anxious? My teeth are broken, even if I return to my original appearance, there are no teeth in my mouth, and my face will be sunken, what is the difference between me and a seventy or eighty-year-old old lady with open teeth?"

In a word, he directly choked Zhou Nian, he was kind enough to treat the disease and save people, but he didn't expect it to be self-defeating now, good this but bad that, not smooth at all!

This also seems to be a wake-up call for him, especially when treating diseases and saving people, you must not be half-hearted, with emotions to see people, even if the medical skills are high, there will always be old horses who stumble and make mistakes, otherwise not only will they not cure the patient, but they will put themselves in trouble and ruin their reputation.

With guilt and reflection in his heart, Zhou Nian didn't refute the other party this time, after all, he didn't take advantage of it, and it was not too late to make amends.

Settle down, Zhou Nian is by no means the kind of person who is entangled in trouble, since the problem has arisen, it must be solved first, and the correction after reflection is all an afterthought, but now is not the time.

After pondering for a few seconds, Zhou Nian's brain turned quite fast, and a small tooth naturally couldn't stump him, so he patted the bag lightly, and immediately took out a white bottle from it.

Pinching the bottle close to Sun Xiaohua, Zhou Nian slowly lowered his head, almost on her face, and said solemnly, "Don't worry, I will be responsible for all your problems, whether it is your teeth or your appearance, I will definitely do my best to restore it to the most perfect state." ”

"You ......"

Sun Xiaohua has never been so close to a stranger, especially after her illness, that terrible honor is enough to make countless people retreat and stay away, but now, Zhou Nian is ......

Involuntarily shook her head, Sun Xiaohua's face turned red as soon as she brushed it, and she no longer dared to look directly into the other party's eyes, her previous anger was slightly restrained, and she said softly, "Hmph, I'm ...... I'll believe you for once. ”

"Thank you. ”

Zhou Nian stayed away, then straightened up, walked to the tea table, crushed the pranayama pill in his hand and put it into a water bowl, with the contents of the white bottle before, and brought it to Sun Xiaohua together.

"Drink it, it'll be better. ”

"What is this?" Sun Xiaohua was curious, as if the treatment just now made her a little suspicious of Zhou Nian's medical skills, and couldn't help but glance down.

However, it didn't matter if she didn't look at it, when she saw it, she suddenly screamed in fright.

"Ahh......h There's a worm in here! You're trying to hurt me again!"

Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, who wants to hurt you? Didn't I say that I would be responsible, I am here to save you!"

"Save me, don't talk nonsense!" Sun Xiaohua's temper seemed to come up again, sat up from the bed suddenly, pointed to the bowl of water and said coldly, "Hmph, there are obviously worms in the bowl, you treat me as a blind man? If there are worms, you still let me drink them, this is your way of curing diseases and saving people and making up for your mistakes? Hmph, quack, don't fool the ghosts!"

Sun Xiaohua scolded, but what she said was the truth.

There are insects in the water, but they are not poisonous insects.

She naturally didn't know this, because these insects were taken out by Zhou Nian from Lao Hao before, and they were the precious medicine insects that helped Wu Fatzi change a pair of good teeth - defeated aphids.

This kind of insect can regenerate teeth, and with the pranayama pill in it, it can not only restore Sun Xiaohua's strength after mixing it into a bowl of water, but also allow her to regenerate new teeth, which is simply killing two birds with one stone.

However, such an excellent prescription fell into Sun Xiaohua's eyes, but it was mistaken for a harmful medicine that Zhou Nian used to trick her again, and she didn't know the medicine and blamed her in vain, which was really kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs.

Hearing Sun Xiaohua pointing at his nose and scolding, Zhou Nian didn't reply very rarely, Xu stood there without saying a word in order to make up for his previous mistakes, until the other party scolded happily, he slowly raised his head.

"Well, are you tired of scolding? Thirsty, right? I drank this bowl of medicine when I was thirsty. ”

"What! you...... You still dare to ......" Sun Xiaohua was about to take revenge, if it weren't for the fact that she was a little physically exhausted now, she would have scraped Zhou Nian's heart.

Zhou Nian looked at her calmly, and it was obviously impossible to persuade her to drink the medicine she had prepared with her own hands in her current state.

Since the advice didn't work, Zhou Nian simply made a quick decision and directly used force.

Slowly picking up the water bowl, Zhou Nian said seriously, "Okay, since you can't trust me, then I'll give you a demonstration, you see if I was poisoned." ”

"Gollum!"

As he spoke, he quickly raised his neck and took a sip first.

"How about it, no problem, right?" wiping the water stains on the corner of his mouth, Zhou Nian said solemnly.

Sun Xiaohua was stunned for a moment, and her face was scornful, "Hmph, do you think this kind of trick can fool me? You also underestimate me too much, if you take the antidote in advance, you will naturally dare to drink this bowl of medicine." ”

"Shhh...... I said how ...... you are?"

"What's wrong? Hit me in the face and shatter my teeth, and now you still want to break my stomach?" Sun Xiaohua raised her eyebrows lightly, as if she had seen through the other party's treacherous scheme.

"You...... Do you drink it or not!" Zhou Nian was impatient, because the effect of returning my drifting fist was about to expire, and he had to let the other party recover his strength quickly.

"Hmph, what can I do if I don't drink?"

"You...... Don't push me!"

"Hmph, what can you do?"

"You...... Okay, okay, I'll let you see what I can do!" Zhou Nian was a little annoyed, several concessions couldn't get a little trust from the other party, so he simply didn't say anything more and went straight to the showdown.

"Gollum!"

Picking up the water bowl and quickly raising his neck, Zhou Nian took all the medicinal liquid in his mouth in one bite, and did not swallow it, but hurriedly rushed towards Sun Xiaohua with his cheeks puffed.

"Hey, you...... What are you going to do?"

The momentum was so powerful that Sun Xiaohua was suddenly frightened like a quail, her eyes widened and her neck tightened, and her body involuntarily retreated to the corner of the bed.

Before she could retreat, her shoulders were suddenly grabbed by Zhou Nian, and a warm breath hit the tip of her nose directly, her pupils dilated, like a flower branch trembling, and at the moment when a little leisurely medicinal fragrance stimulated her heart to beat wildly, her red lips had been stuck by Zhou Nian.

"Hmm...... Hmmm!"

After a few sighs, Sun Xiaohua had never had such an indescribable feeling, and she wanted to resist, but her whole body seemed to be bound by something, and she couldn't use any strength, her body kept trembling, and her head was dizzy......

"Da Da ......"

After forcibly feeding the medicine, Zhou Nian suddenly left Sun Xiaohua's side.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Straightening out her breathing, Sun Xiaohua suddenly coughed lightly, the flush on her face was comparable to the sunset in the sunset, and when she raised her head suddenly, she pulled out a silver-white sword from the brocade bag, the tip of the sword pointed directly at Zhou Nian's chest, and said angrily, "Xiao...... Little pervert, you ...... How dare you kiss me?"

Zhou Nian spread his hands indifferently, "No way, who asked you to force me." ”

"You...... Did you know it was my first kiss!

Zhou Nian said with a hippie smile, "Hehe, anyway, it's not my first time, I don't care." ”

"You!"

This is too hurtful to say, being robbed of the first kiss by a little kid is simply a big joke in the world!

Sun Xiaohua jumped to her feet angrily, and suddenly jumped off the bed, as if she didn't care about anything, just to take Zhou Nian's life.

"Die, die, die!"

She seemed to be crazy, taking away her first kiss was like asking for her own life, and the sword in her hand quickly exploded, and the white light appeared, the speed was like light, and it stabbed straight towards Zhou Nian's heart.

However, just when the tip of her sword was less than two meters away from Zhou Nian, the latter suddenly changed her body, and when she quickly rushed to a dresser not far away, she raised her hand and picked up a mirror and protected it on her chest.

Seeing this, Sun Xiaohua suddenly looked contemptuous, and snorted coldly, "Hmph, you think that you want to block my sword with a broken mirror, it's just wishful thinking......

However, before she could say the word "think", the sword was less than three inches away from the mirror, but she suddenly stopped.

"What? This is ......"

Sun Xiaohua was completely stunned, and Lingche's eyes were not at Zhou Nian in front of her, but at herself in the mirror.

"This ...... Is this me?"

"Boom!"

Seeing the picturesque beauty in the mirror, the sword in Sun Xiaohua's hand immediately fell to the ground.