35 Don't get too close to me
"No! You're going to die of this heart! ”
Although Chu Xuan gave a very high-sounding reason, Xuzi still did not agree to move to Chu Xuan and Youxi's apartment.
Maybe if Shi Jiuru also moved over, she and Youxi might be safer, making Chu Xuan not so easy to start, but it is also possible for Chu Xuan to open a harem~ palace.
Especially Yuxi, Xuzi suspected that even if Chu Xuan ordered her to help hold down Shi Jiuru's hand, she would definitely do it without hesitation, without even blinking her eyes.
Despite the fact that Xuko thwarted his mission, Shikuru was visibly relieved.
She pressed her small palm lightly against her towering chest, and smiled a little under the feigned heaviness of her expression:
"This, if that's the case, there's no way around it."
"You look happier if you didn't complete the task?"
Chu Xuan, who was finally let go by Xuzi, pushed down his reflective glasses and complained about Shi Jiuru with an expressionless face, probably because he was not used to seeing her deliberately using Xuzi to achieve the purpose of not living with herself?
"How, how is it possible! Of course, I have to do my best to complete the tasks assigned by my superiors, because it is a matter of 'forbidden matters'.
Aha......"
As if Chu Xuan had hit the nail on her mind, Shi Jiuru hurriedly waved her two slender and small jade hands vigorously and denied it, but the smile on her face was somewhat far-fetched, and sweat flowed from her forehead.
She's a girl who isn't good at disguising herself - if she's not the perfect disguise.
"It's okay, if you're not actually willing to carry out the orders of close surveillance, then I will respect your opinion."
Chu Xuan said lightly to Shi Jiuru, then he paused and added:
"After all, we are partners in the SOS group."
"Ah......h
Shi Jiu Ru was visibly stunned, as if she didn't expect Chu Xuan to be able to say such a thing.
Perhaps ashamed of some of her actions, she lowered her head slightly and said in a somewhat guilty tone:
"Yes, I'm sorry......
Although I also believe in Chu Xuan, it's a little too early for me to live together or something......
And ......"
Shi Jiuru, who was easily tricked by Chu Xuan to tell her the truth, also hesitated for a moment, and then added the same sentence:
"Please—Please don't get too close to me......"
After leaving such a very ambiguous sentence, Shi Jiuru bowed politely to Chu Xuan, nodded to Youxi and Xuzi, and left the department directly.
What exactly is her sentence implying by that?
Is it simply because he hates Chu Xuan? It doesn't look like it.
Although Shi Jiuru had always been trembling when facing Chu Xuan and Youxi, he was also a little afraid when facing Gu Quan.
As for the spring...... It often makes Shi Jiuru's heart uneasy, as if she will cry at any time.
But judging from her usual performance, Shijiuru shouldn't hate them.
It's just that weak animals will have an instinctive fear of strong animals, just like pet dogs will obediently pick up their tails when they encounter wolves, which is the natural class division of the biological world.
So, does Shijiuru want to tell him that if he is too close to himself, there will be some crises in the future?
Or, is she afraid that if she gets too close to Chu Xuan, she can't help but like Chu Xuan?
Chu Xuan faced the figure of Zhen Jiuru running away in a hurry like a frightened rabbit, and silently pushed down his reflective glasses.
"Hey, hey~ Don't look at it, Senior Sister Asahina has already left."
Beside Chu Xuan, there was a tone that seemed to be a little sour, and Xuzi clasped his hands around his chest, which was nothing, and glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, his mouth pursed so much that he could almost hold a pen under his nose.
“……”
Chu Xuan turned his head and glanced at Xuzi with a flat gaze, Xuzi immediately blushed with anger, with tears in his eyes, and grabbed his collar fiercely and shook it.
"Hey! You guy seems to have just glanced at my breasts!
Damn it! I'm so sorry that my boobs are so far from that of Asakana-san! ”
Well...... Because of the mental stimulation just now, Xuzi seems to be a little too sensitive now.
In fact, Chu Xuan just "inadvertently" swept her where there was nothing, which was even lighter than a light breeze.
Or, Xuzi just had nowhere to vent the slightly sour resentment accumulated in his heart, so he found such an excuse that Chu Xuan couldn't justify, and took the opportunity to vent his anger.
"Since you care so much, I'll help you adjust it genetically.
By the way, you can also increase your intelligence, and it is much easier to beat Chun Yue in the final exam.
It only takes five days. ”
After the angry Xuzi let go of him, Chu Xuan straightened his crooked glasses and kindly made a suggestion.
Of course, it is more likely that it is because Chu Xuan is already impatient with Xuzi's overly sensitive troublesome reaction.
"Idiot! How can anyone believe this dubious line like TV direct sales!
If there really is such a convenient thing in this world, girls and stupid people all over the world don't have to worry! ”
Xuzi yelled at Chu Xuan angrily, she was very seriously worried about her breasts and intelligence, but Chu Xuan always used this kind of deceiving children to make jokes about her, this kind of cold joke is really not funny at all!
Although Xuzi's last sentence sounded and felt that there was some kind of language problem, Chu Xuan was already very clear about what she meant.
"False son, believe me."
Chu Xuan, who was reflecting his glasses, suddenly put on a serious expression and said to Xuzi very seriously.
Xuzi's face blushed a little, and he turned his head a little unnaturally, refusing to look at Chu Xuan's face, and muttered angrily:
"How can I believe this, this kind of obviously science fiction-like thing...... Are you Doraemon not amerging?
So where did the drugs that change genes, increase bust and intelligence come from?
If it was true, it would have become a topic of the world's surname long ago! ”
Well, it seems that the IQ of Xuzi is still okay, at least it will not be like those old men and women who are probably already in the precursor of Alzheimer's disease, or who have suffered from Alzheimer's disease, and are fooled by the salesman to think that health care products are really a miracle medicine that can cure all diseases and prolong life.
- In other words, today's health product salesmen will not advertise it like this.
"That's not medicine, it's a device that strengthens and adjusts the human body......"
Chu Xuan didn't care about Xuzi's skeptical attitude, and explained to her very seriously. (To be continued.) )