1171Destroy the world's most terrifying cat-type robot! (1st Update)

Fiction is higher than life, derived from it, but higher than it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ.. But life can often be reversed—because fiction needs a reason, and life doesn't need it at all.

"We will face the most terrible enemy ...... ever"

Levi wanted to give a pre-war speech, but looking at the information in front of him, he couldn't see the guy on the mission in front of him as the most formidable enemy of all time.

"It's evil, it can actually shoot at naked elementary school girls; It is so evil that it can erase the feeling of pain; It is evil, and it can turn right and wrong upside down; It's so evil that it can ignore the ethical world! - It is so evil that it easily destroys the world for its own preference; It's so evil that it's poisoned its friends for decades—it's...... Robot cat! Dora Dream, Amon, Tinker Bell! ——”

Levi felt that he had no confidence in speaking.

The servants in front of them were naturally rolling their eyes for a while.

“mer…… Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles. After years of training, Ber finally learned to think with her brain rather than her muscles, and she would normally rush up with a knife, hack to death, and ask who it was. But now, she thinks about things.

"What kind of robot cat? Dora Dream? Amon? Tinker Bell - Who is it? What a long name? ”

Oh, I almost forgot, there wasn't a cat-like robot in the 5th century.

"Ahem, I'll spread it to everyone...... If you know, listen again! Your childhood was deceived, your childhood was tampered with! Only my history is the true history! - Who was muttering about history down there just now? Stand up for me, and I promise to let you know what black history is! ——”

None of the people below spoke, and today, even the Banshee King of the Undercity ran to the Frozen Throne that she had destroyed ten thousand times after opening the mage portal—

Of course, if it is called the Frozen Throne here, no one will believe it, and if it is Hawaii, maybe someone will be able to nod their heads a few times.

"Huh? Is my history changed? Are you kidding? That's the national anime...... No, it's a world anime! ”

I didn't know that Huo Wu didn't seem to pull off Levi's tiger whiskers lightly: "Such a cute kitten, don't talk nonsense!" ”

“…… Dance, change your name - don't call it Ignorant Fire Dance in the future, call it Don't Know Life or Death. ”

Levi smiled and snapped his fingers, and in an instant, the power of the spell seemed to hit a hammer hard. He rolled his eyes and passed out.

"-I haven't settled the account with you about last night, but I just released all the feelings for you at once." Levi snorted, coughed lightly, and said, "Is there anyone else who thinks differently from me?" If you don't come with me, you can go with Dancing Shiranui. ”

Decisively, no one spoke anymore.

To put it simply, the next target, in order to hide his true identity, he gave himself a lot of fake names. How cunning, at home he called himself Dora Dream, but abroad he changed a lot of names. Robot cats, Tinker Bell, and even Amun, the main god of Egypt, have changed their names! - Sosuke Sagara, answering the question: What kind of behavior is this? ”

"Yes, sir!" With a respectful salute, the only low-IQ soldier here who believed in Levi's nonsense replied: "I think this is a means that international terrorists often do!" It's a habitual offender - it's a question that even kittens should know! ”

"Well said, Sosuke Sagara! Categorized" Levi nodded, and said in his heart that it would be good to have a low-IQ soldier.

"Next, I'll explain to those who are not even as good as kittens, I'm definitely not talking nonsense." Levi coughed lightly, pointed to the back, which was originally the wall in the direction of the frozen throne, but now it has been changed to an "open-air" swimming pool, and said, "Please look at the big screen, this is the history of the criminal's crime." ”

As he spoke, he appeared on the screen—

A blue cat-like robot leads a bespectacled boy who has just finished fifth grade into the bathroom of a girl who is taking a shower.

"See? What a scene of poisoning teenagers and children? Sex, love, yellow, color, vulgarity, vulgarity, kitsch! Levi said bitterly: "It's too vulgar! - The cat-like robot actually encouraged the child to do this kind of thing, you say, what kind of behavior is this? ”

"Hehehe...... Big brother is really weird, do you need to ask? ”。

Below, the Romanian twins, who had not appeared in a long time, burst into laughter like silver bells.

"Kill him."

This one...... Er, did Levi feel like he was going too far?

Glad, let Ilya's wife, one of the few Alice Philes here? Feng? Einzberen led the two children out of the venue, and Levi continued: "So, are there any underage children? Without? Let's continue without it - Sosuke Sagara, tell me, what kind of behavior is this? ”

"Yes, sir! - It must be a despicable act committed by terrorists in order to collect funds! ”

Sosuke Sagara saluted, put his hands behind his back and said, "Shoot this kind of movie and sell it to a foreign country, it's an old trick that kittens know!" ”

"Very well, list." Levi continued: "Look at this picture, what is it? It's another of its evil machines! Pain Disappear Tool – Just pour this stuff into your belly button and you won't know the pain and pain! - Sosuke Sagara, answer me, what is this? ”

In fact, Levi has long forgotten the exact name of this retrospective, he only knows that it is about Yasuo Nobi being bullied, and then the robot cat gives him a tool to make the pain disappear. In the end, because of abuse, the pain was more intense. It aims to educate everyone: don't rely on medicines. Otherwise, the legacy will be endless—but Levi took it out of context.

"Yes, sir! - Obviously drugs! But it was sold to teenagers...... What a wickedness! ”

"Well said, put it down - here's a picture."

Saying that, Levi pointed to a phone booth and said, "This phone booth, as long as you make a call inside, you can make your wishes come true!" Oh, what an evil machine, it's on par with the Lord God game. But like demons, although you have your wishes, most of the time, you have to pay a heavy price. You see, after using this prop, he actually made the demon world and the ordinary human world communicate together, and almost destroyed the world! Evil! Evil! ”

Pounding his chest, he didn't know that such a beautiful comic could be explained in this way. How much evil does it have to be to do such a thing?

"Also, it's a pity that something as evil as a demon passport is not punished for doing bad things. The author actually sketched a woman who can flirt with a woman on the street (lift Shizuko's skirt, the latter is still very welcome, what a performance of an idiot, yes, this is the first time a teenager has seen a crazy woman!) ）； You can take things away without giving money, you can enter other people's homes at will, and you can beat people at will! This is simply the act of demolishing and destroying the city...... Well, I forgot the last sentence. ”

Coughing, Levi looked at the stunned people below and felt that he should add one last fire.

"In the end, the cat, because he hated rats, went so far as to use earth-destroying bombs when he saw rats - mind you, the kind of bombs she carried with her! - to destroy the world, you say, what kind of act is this! ”

"Terrorists! Absolute terrorists! - Sosuke Sagara was shocked: "It must be destroyed!" ”

"Yes, we must destroy this evil terrorist! ——”

Levi pointed to the bloody mouthful that appeared on the big screen at the end that could swallow the basin, and said, "I'll give you a final introduction." These five formidable opponents. 1. The skill is a cat-type robot that eats dorayaki infinitely and changes the world; Characterized by being less than one meter three tall, but with a mouth that can swallow the basin of your cat-type robot! - Robot Cat.

2. The characteristic is that he can recover his physical strength in sleep, and he falls asleep in a time of 0.5 seconds in battle, and the glasses man with 100 shots in marksmanship - Yasuo Nobi.

3. It is characterized by taking a bath all day long to tempt teenagers, and an elementary school girl who wore a miniskirt 40 years ago, Shizuka Fujiwara.

4. It is characterized by a mutated boy with a duck's beak, Strongo Gukawa

5. The characteristic is that you can casually be a terrifying barbarian with the above four, Chu ...... Er, Takeshi Gangda! Okay, I'll put the information of these five people here first. Of course, this is only the initial information. In the main god game, these five people may not be just five, and these five people may also be terrifying to a certain extent. From all of us going into battle, we should be able to know what we are going to face! - By the way, because the world of this film "Dora Dream" is too yellow, violent, and vulgar, and has been completely banned from broadcasting by the Celestial Empire. ”

"Ah...... What a law-abiding country. Sosuke Sagara nodded frequently: "I don't know what department is so powerful?" ”

"The authorities — bare-cheeked chrysanthemums, to be exact."

Levi said: "We, with the determination of the bare and swollen chrysanthemum, carry out this battle!" Ladies and gentlemen, it's already the end of the main god game, thank you all for coming all the way. Your wishes will come true, and your expectations, perhaps decades, or thousands of years, will be fulfilled! Personally, I would like to express my deep gratitude to all of you for your dedication in this game that has lasted for more than 3,600 years! Here's it! - in the name of the bare swollen chrysanthemum! ”

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