In the Han court, the little emperor was chasing the palace maid in the garden,... The best job is not to be an emperor, but to be an emperor without a job, and only by losing the emperor's job can you enjoy the emperor's life to the fullest.

Playing ball, playing cards, playing eunuchs, playing cards, playing swords, and playing women. The only thing the little emperor has to do, except for the routine of going to court, is to play.

There was once a minister of the royal family, who wrote a letter asking the emperor to read every day, but was ruthlessly rejected by An Xiaofeng, and the little emperor didn't like his construction, and the three ministers finally ended up in different places, and no one dared to mention it indiscriminately since then.

As far as the little emperor himself is concerned, having children and fighting cocks are the most important things. He built a fully functional arena in the palace, and in order to let his beloved King Hongdan eat and sleep well, he also vacated the west wing of the palace, and the concubine who originally lived there had to move out aggrievedly.

Of course, in addition to cockfighting, the little emperor also likes to play some interesting games with the palace maids, and his favorite method is to have children on the grass like two fighting cocks. In Great Xia, which advocates etiquette and religion, such a thing is impossible to happen, but in the Northern Han Dynasty, if An Xiaofeng laughs at it, no ministers will bring it up, and they will only treat it as a romantic affair and spread it among the nobles.

Several eunuchs held warm water and towels in their hands, waiting for His Majesty the Emperor to make Dan after he had a good time.

Suddenly, the little eunuch holding the towel fell to the ground all of a sudden, and the towel was also pressed under his body, making a heavy snort.

The leader of the little eunuch was frightened, his eyes were as big as his nose, and he rushed over and turned him over first. saw that the snow-white towel had already been dyed grass green, and angrily punched the eunuch in the waist and abdomen.

However, the black fist that used all his strength was lightly caught by the little eunuch who fell.

"Don't worry.

The eunuch patted the other man's face lightly, and then stood up with a slump.

In the strange eyes of everyone, the little eunuch looked at the sky, the earth, the grass and the palace maid, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is a natural land, the oxygen and carbon dioxide content in the air is just right, and there is a little more nitrogen, it doesn't matter." The temperature is right. No carbon monoxide, no chlorine, that's nice. The land that has been opened, but not over-opened, I hate the early environment of high temperatures the most, they are all giant animals with rough flesh. ”

Others couldn't understand what he was saying, but seeing him holding the wrist of the leading eunuch, a familiar little eunuch whispered: "Little chestnut, you don't want to live anymore?" Let it go. ”

Now that His Majesty the Emperor is busy, when he has time to spare, the leading eunuch will definitely beat him to death.

Little chestnut, nice name. The little eunuch smiled in his mouth, and with a surprise flick of his foot, he kicked the leading eunuch far away, and then patted his body up and down and said: "It's good to be young, the muscles are strong, the skin is lubricated, hey."

He tensively slapped his body up and down, then frantically unbuttoned his pants, and finally pinched the bottom with his hands.

"Ahh

The miserable scream directly made the little emperor jump up from the grass, and he didn't even care about the women below.

"What's the matter?" A group of guards broke into the small garden with lightning speed and gathered around His Majesty the Emperor without hesitation.

The little eunuchs' frightened faces turned green, and they looked at the little chestnuts as if they didn't know each other.

The latter was still screaming, his eyes looking at his crotch, and he roared indistinctly: "No, no! ”

"Catch him." The leading little eunuch screamed. He was somewhat unresponsive.

The guards who came after rushed up, and just captured the little eunuch, but somehow, he broke free again.

Then I saw Xiao Chestnut punching and kicking, knocking more than a dozen guards to the ground, like swimming fish.

The imperial guards were not allowed to carry bows and arrows, and they drew their swords one after another and formed a circle. Xiao Lizi tied his pants tightly with his hands, and asked in a hoarse voice after crying, "The emperor over there, what do you like best?" ”

It's unfortunate not to have a penis, but life has to go on.

The emperor of the Northern Han Dynasty had never seen a real person fighting, and Zhishun Shang was able to ask steadily, "Who are you?" ”

"Now it's a little chestnut." He rubbed his soft cheeks, which had lost his beard, and said, "Emperor." What do you like? ”

"What do you have?" The little emperor grabbed the guards who wanted to do it, and bravely pushed away the obstacles in front of him.

"Like women? As soon as the little chestnut stretched out her hand in the air, she instantly grabbed an inflatable doll, a vivid future actress, moist skin, and a white chest that would shake. He threw it to the emperor and said, "I guess there is no electricity here, you can refill the water yourself." ”

No one dared to take it, and let her fall to the ground, making a woman's cry of "oh ah".

"Really? The little emperor was very surprised.

"Better than real people. The little chestnut said, his crotch tightened, and his face collapsed again.

"How did you do that? The little emperor was very surprised, but he was very envious of the little chestnut's ability to pick up things in the air.

The little chestnut will be used with... Don't look at the sad place below, adjust your mood! "I'm here to be here, let's join forces, what do you want."

Before the little emperor could speak, the commander of the guards narrowed his eyes and said, "Are you a star warlock?" ”

"What's that?"

"If you are a star warlock, it is best to explain your identity clearly, if not, don't blame us for being polite." As soon as the commander of the guards stretched out his hand back, he saw more guards appear in the courtyard, and the little eunuchs were all stuffed in the corners.

Little Chestnut frowned and said, "I've reviewed your era, isn't the emperor the greatest?" How dare you give orders in front of the emperor? ”

The little emperor was embarrassed, he was a puppet, and he knew it, but no one dared to say it in front of him. At least there should be dignity on the surface.

The face of the commander of the guards also changed again and again, and then he said, "What is your intention in sneaking into the palace? Under the umbrella! ”

The guards armed with long knives squeezed towards them step by step, and the attack of the array was the most dangerous.

Little Chestnut sighed, nodded his finger a few times in the void in front of him, and muttered, "I'll take a look, I want a weapon." ”

With little effort, he took out a palm-sized, metallic egg, pinched it open with some heartache, and placed it in front of him.

A yellow light flashed, and the soldiers who were approaching disappeared without a trace.

"What a waste. The little chestnut kicked and kicked the scum that had turned into ashes, and said: "Emperor, I guess your power is not as great as I imagined, then I ask you if you are willing to gain greater power and be able to have the power to kill and seize the ox." ”

The little emperor's stupid eyes shot out a hint of brightness, and said, "What do you want?" ”

He is not stupid and knows the principle of equivalent exchange.

"All kinds of goods, special goods. I don't think you have to care about it now, and the mountain chestnut grabbed a metal egg from the air as he spoke, and endured the pain and said, "Do you want me to help you get rid of them?"

"No, no." The little emperor waved his hand again and again.

Little Chestnut tugged at his sad belt and snorted, "We have to keep it a secret." ”

As he spoke, he released the metal egg in front of everyone, and in a white flash, he crushed the throat of the last two guards beside the little emperor, and then sat on the ground and said, "Emperor, remember not to talk nonsense."

As soon as the net finished speaking, more guards came to the small courtyard.

The little emperor was surrounded by a circle of guards again, and he went to look for the little eunuch again, but there was no trace.

The second issue of Science, although it lacks the brilliance of the first issue, may be more valuable in the eyes of ordinary astromagicians.

The articles of the three one-star warlocks were excerpted into The Extensiveness Function. Even in the entire Star Warlock world, this is quite a remarkable achievement.

Not only that, but the "Nature of Conic Curves" jointly completed by two first-class sporadic warlocks, Xiang Xin and Weng Xilian, also appeared on the "Extensive Function", breaking the record almost instantly. For astromancers, if there's a magazine that introduces you to the wider world, it's the best magazine.

And for a magazine, it is best to have the most Star Warlock contributions.

Of the five excerpts from The Extensive Function, three belong to the De'an Star Warlocks. With such an achievement, Cheng Jinzhou did not cheat than cheating, and without being able to influence Dr. Cheng Da, more and more Star Warlocks rushed to De'an and lived around the Star Warlock Tower, trying to integrate into this emerging group.

The Astral Warlock Guild was helpless about this, and the Templar was happy to see it happen, and it had always been their goal to weaken the Astral Warlock Guild's influence in Great Xia. To this end, Fr. Li Zhong specially sent personnel to build a larger and more formal Star Warlock Tower in De'an.

Astral Warlocks are the most unfettered members of the world, they are free to do whatever they want, and high-level Astral Warlocks can influence and stop the actions of one or two low-level Star Warlocks, but all of them have to follow the rules of freedom of the rules.

The addition of many astral warlocks has made the business of the astral warlocks easier. The church was the first to settle in De'an, and a small church was built on the edge of the river. The Astral Warlock Guild had to give in no matter how unhappy it was, and on the other side of the river, a small liaison office was established.

Despite their low level, both locations offer a basic service, a 1-star Warlock job.

Those who don't have the ability to earn contribution points on their own, those who need the help of other sorcerers, and those who have a lot of heartburned sorcerers who contribute a lot of points, all need a platform to trade contribution points. In many cases, looking at the prosperity of a city can be seen by looking at the number of contribution points they trade.

And for Cheng Jinzhou, it is also a good thing to have so many star warlocks who are willing to work, at least when you want to help, it becomes very convenient.

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