As mentioned earlier, Li Yunfei is an author, albeit part-time.

But don't take the village chief as a cadre, don't take a bean bag as a dry food, even if it's a part-time author, it's also an author, isn't it?

Like all literary and artistic youths who play with words, Li Yunfei also has some strange secondary two dreams, such as being a teacher, being a teacher, and being a teacher.

Teaching and educating people, this is Li Yunfei's dream all along.

It's a pity that now this guy has stepped into the thirty-year-old mark with one foot, and he is basically a middle-aged uncle in reserve, but he hasn't even obtained a teacher's qualification certificate, and his dream of teaching and educating people has only been half realized...... cough cough cough ...... Educational.

The great proletarian revolutionary fighter Paul Kochagin once said that a person's life should be spent in such a way that when you look back on the past, you will not regret that you wasted your time, nor will you be ashamed of doing nothing.

Although Li Yunfei's life cannot be said to be idle, let alone wasted time, and can even be said to be very hard and hard, there are always many things that people want to do but fail to do in their lives - such as being a primary school teacher.

Think about it occasionally, if he really became a teacher, the group of cute little lolis wearing little white skirts and white socks would call him "teacher" sweetly and respectfully when they met him, listening to the sweet voices of the little lolias, feeling the admiration of the foam, and feeling really happy - by the way, Li Yunfei is not Lolita.

Anyway, if I'm serious, you should really listen.

So after accepting Du Xiyue, a girl with no three nothings, as an apprentice, Li Yunfei decisively asked the other party to change his name to call him teacher.

Anyway, no matter what it's called, it's better than calling "Master" the title of death. You don't see that in the countless martial arts novels, movies, and television, the masters who died the most were the masters of the protagonists who were forcibly bought and sold.

In order to prevent the apprentice he accidentally accepted is the protagonist, and he will send himself a bento in the future, it is impossible for Li Yunfei to be killed and let the other party call him master.

"You can call me teacher in the future, and you are not allowed to call me master again, otherwise I will expel you from the teacher."

Li Yunfei said sternly, admonishing the girl in front of him.

"Also, since you have joined the sect, I will remind you of some rules within the sect first. If you knowingly commit a crime in the future, don't blame me for expelling you from the school. ”

Hearing Li Yunfei talk about the rules of the teacher, the girl was in awe.

"Teacher, please speak."

In the eyes of the girl, the strength is so superb...... Even Li Yunfei, who is so terrifying that he doesn't look like a normal human, must have a powerful master behind him.

So when she saw Li Yunfei mention her teacher, the girl was not the slightest surprise at all, but had expected it a long time ago, and was in awe.

But the real situation, hehe......

"First of all, the first rule of the teacher is that you must never violate the teacher's orders."

Li Yunfei said sternly, "Heaven and Earth Monarch, the order of the division commander must not be disobeyed, can you do this?" ”

The girl nodded without hesitation, indicating that she was meaningless.

"The second rule is that everything within the master must not be passed on, even your parents, elders, relatives and friends must not be sued. If you leak the secrets of the sect, I will not only sweep you out of the house, but also clean up the door...... Do you understand what I mean? ”

First of all, warn in advance, lest the secret of the panda man or the traverser be discovered, this dead girl who looks like a tendon will sell him - of course, in fact, it doesn't matter if he is sold, anyway, Li Yunfei doesn't mind at all.

Without conclusive evidence, even if someone runs around the world and says that Li Yunfei is a traverser, no one will believe it. If this girl really sells him by then, Li Yunfei just finds an excuse to sweep her out of the house.

And for this request, the girl hesitated for a moment, looking at Li Yunfei's absolutely unquestionable eyes, she took a deep breath and nodded again.

"The disciple has no objection."

"Then the rules of the master are these for the time being, and I will inform you when I think of a new one in the future, you just need to remember these first, understand?"

Did "............" turn out to be made up?

At that moment, the girl suddenly had the illusion that she had been deceived - tsk, girl, it is not an illusion, you have indeed been deceived.

"Since the rules of the master are finished, then you come with me now, I will teach you the basic skills of getting started first, and you can go back and practice by yourself."

Half an hour later, on the lawn of the community, a girl named Du Xiyue felt that her worldview had been greatly damaged......

"This ...... How is this possible? ”

After watching Li Yunfei calmly perform what it means to cross the water and fly the eaves to walk the wall, Du Xiyue, a girl who grew up in the low-martial world of the earth, was greatly shocked, her eyes were dull and her eyes were blank, as if the whole person had been played badly.

"It's not scientific...... This is completely contrary to the human body, and it is impossible to exist such a power...... It's impossible to ......"

She murmured, her hands clutching her collar tightly, as if it would give her some security.

And looking at the girl's stunned appearance with dull eyes and blank eyes, Li Yunfei nodded with satisfaction, feeling great satisfaction - pretending to be forced is good for the body and mind, otherwise why would he perform these light skills for the girl when he was idle.

But it's also a nominal teacher and a peerless master hidden in the legend, and the shelf still has to be handled.

So Li Yunfei was secretly refreshed in his heart, but on the surface, he pulled a face that was as gloomy as the teaching directors of all schools, coughed sternly, and glared at the girl.

"What kind of system is it? Your behavior is simply ashamed of the teacher! ”

Actually, it's dark, but of course you can't say that.

"A mere light skill makes you so out of shape, if you teach you more powerful things for the teacher, will you go insane? Give me a steady focus and stand up straight! Do you hear that? ”

At that moment, looking at the girl's wolf posture of trying to calm herself down but still shocking, Li Yunfei seemed to understand why Sejuani always had a condescending attitude towards ordinary people.

This feeling of pretending to be forced on ordinary people is really refreshing.

If it weren't for the fact that he was also an earthling, and he had to take care of the most basic etiquette, Li Yunfei would now also want to mock the girl a few words, such as "You stupid earth monkeys, you are really short-sighted and shallow", and then crossed his waist and laughed, pretending to be forced - but he proved at least one thing.

That is, arrogance and poisonous tongue are also contagious.