The black back knocked his head depressedly with his paws, and then wrote: "God, you don't know, those few have a problem with their IQ, they can't be compared with me at all, they are smarter than ordinary dogs, especially that husky, I don't know how to be Wang, I actually ran to lick the kidnappers, Nima is ashamed to be a dog!" ”

Ning Yun asked, "And then?" ”

I couldn't write on the black back, so I continued to write in another place: "I was suddenly protruded by the anesthetic gun, what else can I do, a few stupid forks." That is, I understood when I saw a few big black men rushing out and clawing. In fact, I have a hunch, a pair of dog men and women dating, sorry I can't insult myself, a pair of cat men and women dating, don't you go to the grove if you don't go to the hotel, such a remote place is only suitable for old husbands and wives to fight in the field, novices are not suitable, and old love reunions are even more inappropriate. So I saw a bad opportunity and turned in! ”

Ning Yun really had a headache: "You said you, let me complain well, I remember that the black back is the most loyal dog!" Look at what you have become now, what about your German spirit? What about your loyalty? Are they all fed to the dogs? Although I didn't ask you to protect Eddie, you didn't even do the surveillance, and if you continue like this, I'll stop you from taking the medicine! ”

As soon as he heard this, the black back immediately became anxious, and his writing speed increased significantly: "Don't! The medicine can't be stopped, and it must not be stopped! You can't blame me for this, you humans yourself say that most of the smart are bastards, and if you want to be a bastard, you must also have a smart foundation. I'm good at protecting myself at best, and philosophists do! And it's not easy for you to find someone as smart as me, my role is great, so let's talk about it. ”

After the black back scribbled it, he got up and licked Ning Yun's hand, dog. it all aside.

Ning Yun dodged and said: "Okay, okay, I didn't let me touch my head just now, now I'll kneel and lick it, and I'll give you NZT48." ”

The black back cracked his mouth and wrote with a smile: "I'm a dog, how can I be considered kneeling and licking, of course it's to replenish salt!" You must remember, don't forget, we never kneel, we earn AKB48 while standing! Sorry, it's NZT, I peeked at a small Japanese movie last night. ”

The black back shook his head: "In addition, you can touch your head casually, don't be polite." ”

Ning Yun wiped the words on the ground with his feet: "Don't talk nonsense, take me to find a few other dogs." ”

The black back wagged his tail and did not move, with a leisurely attitude, and continued to write: "Don't worry, this is not the Korean countryside, no one in New York steals dogs." I advise you to replace those ones, there is really no common topic with them, I understand why people with high IQ look at ordinary people like animals, I taught those stupid dogs for several days can't be taught, and they can't even write their own names, even in the Republic of China, they are proper illiterate dogs. ”

Ning Yun kicked at the black back: "I've told you several times, don't read the online article, you are still too young to distinguish the yellow and violence in it." ”

The black back cracked his big mouth and let out a "Wang" laugh, his paws did not stop, and the font was a few sizes larger: "Haha, very funny, yes, I can't tell, but which female did this dog see on the street. The dog ran over beautifully, who dared to disagree, who dared to say two words, who dared to pull away! Is it yellow? Violence? That's right, it's very yellow and violent, but can this dog use it to tell the difference? As for you, you don't even dare to hold hands! Hahaha! Laughing to death! ”

The body of the black back laughed and trembled, the font was crooked, and he couldn't write anymore.

Annoyed and angry, Ning Yun flipped his hand and threw an NZT into the water next to him.

The black back swooped out, and before the pill fell into the water, he bit the pill in mid-air, and his body snapped into the water, causing a large wave.

As soon as he climbed out of the water, Ning Yun's voice came: "If you dare to shake, there will be no more NZT." ”

Blackback tried to endure it, and wrote angrily on the ground: "You are killing the nature of a dog, it's too cruel!" ”

Ning Yun glared, and the black back hurriedly wagged his tail and continued to write: "Okay, okay, I don't care about you, but you used jelly beans to lie to me again, it's too inhuman." ”

Ning Yun hid away and said, "You can shake." It's not time to take medicine yet, it's not good to eat too much of that thing, don't be ignorant of good people's hearts, I'm not surnamed Lu. ”

……

Ning Yun led the black back to find the other four dogs, who slept peacefully and ignorantly.

Pulling out the anesthetic bomb, Ning Yun asked the black back: "Can you track Eddie, use your sense of smell?" ”

Blackback poked the husky in the stomach with his claws, and the unconscious husky let out a rhythmic humming sound with Blackback's movements, and the humming sound evolved into Morse yards.

"Of course not, I'm a dog, not a superman, and you didn't buy me red panties, it's been too long."

Ning Yun was speechless about Aixian's black back, and he was not very familiar with Morse code, so he could only try to distinguish it.

Ning Yun frowned slightly and said, "You can't be normal, it's slower than writing." ”

The black back continued to report: "Haha, what should we do if our IQ is not good and our memory is good, that's all there is to it, you still don't let me show it." Who makes you unable to distinguish the meaning of my every 'Wang', you also eat NZT48, you will understand me after eating, why not eat it, it's really strange. And you look around, it's a concrete floor nearby, and the mud is too dirty at a distance, and I don't want to get my paws dirty. ”

"I absolutely don't want to understand you, damn it, I'm almost sorry for feeding you NZT48, it's so picky." Ning Yun said dissatisfied.

The blackback sped up the speed of the report, and the husky snorted continuously, as if he was forced by some dog: "Do you think I am willing, I have learned your human culture, and even the cleanliness habit has been instilled in me by the way." I'm him. Mother. Now I'm embarrassed to sprinkle it under the roots. I peed, and Eddie thought I had a bad kidney! I deliberately went to the Internet to find out how to strengthen dog kidneys! ”

"I don't bite the food that falls on the ground, this dog doesn't want to get sick, and I don't want to see a veterinarian, who knows if taking medicine will conflict with NZT48, this dog still wants to live a long life, how difficult it is to open your eyes to see the world, you humans can't understand it at all." Hypocrisy and arrogance are your labels. ”

Ning Yun once again deeply understood the effect of NZT48, whether it is a person or a dog, eating it can change the chatterbox.

The child who is critted by the chatterbox dog can't afford to hurt it!

Fortunately, Ning Yun's slight concussion had already healed, and the dog couldn't be discarded casually, so he could only say helplessly: "Okay, okay, I've served you." In this world, it is not easy to be a man or a dog, we are not Stephen Chow, and no one looks at self-deprecation. Give me something useful, the sun will still rise tomorrow. ”

The black back changed a paw and continued, never giving up on the treatment of the husky who lost the dog's face and did not understand him: "Take it easy, you humans have no sense of humor." Why live so hard, it's better to smile more than anything else. Look at me, whoever bites me I bite back immediately. Roaring, mainly because I stayed with Eddie, pretending to be a stupid dog all day long, suffocating, and other dogs didn't understand me. I think you know me best! ”

PS: Asking for recommendations, asking for clicks, this week is very critical, always hovering on the edge of danger, stumbling all the way, and niche books can't afford to hurt.

Thank you so much.