Chapter 047: Immortal Jump
For Gui Xiaoping, there is no doubt that the black-box operation is much faster than the opening of Heidelberg to print money.
It is illegal to print money privately.
Accepting bribes as incense to borrow will naturally not attract the attention of others.
The real world gives people all kinds of dissatisfaction, and if it is people, they will have faith. In the past few years, the people of Taishang Laojun have made a lot of fun, and the people believe in Taoism, and in a few years, God will be happy, and the people will convert to Christianity...... Gui Xiaoping confidently believes that the common people should have their own unique beliefs, and it does not matter what they believe in, but it is certainly not communism. Gui Xiaoping once raised his fist and vowed to believe in communism to the end, but in fact, he believed in communism and ran capitalism.
So many years down.
Gui Xiaoping hates capitalism more than anyone else.
However, capitalism has made him a lot of money.
Gui Xiaoping washed clean, sat on the leather sofa in silk pajamas, etc., he loved hot baths, especially like 50 degrees of hot baths, hot baths are enough to make people sweep away the tiredness, whether there is dirt or not, a soak in the hot bath always feels like the body is out of the shell, and the energy is not good.
Gui Xiaoping never thinks it's a waste of water.
Gui Xiaoping thinks: I am a very busy leader, I can't talk about the day, I can barely talk about the day, there is a chance, there is time, there are conditions, Gui Xiaoping will take six hot baths a day, this is one of the most basic conditions.
Gui Xiaoping highly believes that people live for pleasure, not for thrift and thrift, and to save resources for the country. That's just a slogan to keep the bottom attached...... In Gui Xiaoping's words, provincial-level leaders are more water-intensive than city-level leaders. The central leaders are much more expensive than the provincial leaders, so can I let such a leader who has a lot of time to meet the guests? Not really.
Lack of water?
The slogan is shouted to the common people, wash your face as little as possible, and use as little water as possible when watering the ground.
However, production must not be affected.
Since beating Yang Xuejiao to be the host of Youxin'an, and refusing to herself again and again, Gui Xiaoping moved his true character this time.
Good!
Yang Xuejiao, don't forget, you used to be an orphan with nothing, that's right. You do have a bit of a look, I Gui Xiaoping can make you an upright person, and I can also make you be a ghost in a low voice, I let you learn to bark as a dog, you have to learn to bark a dog, and play less for Lao Tzu.
Good!
Yang Xuejiao, tonight, my Gui Xiaoping's anger can't be calmed, hmph, your life is over.
Gui Xiaoping put it down.
Gui Xiaoping is the leader. And he is a big leader, in the Changzhi realm, Gui Xiaoping thinks that his stomping is enough to scare others out of heart disease. Others were born to look at Lao Tzu's face, and Lao Tzu was born to throw his face at others.
Gui Xiaoping didn't know, waiting for a wolf tonight.
Gui Xiaoping opened the bottle of 82-year-old Lafite. More than 30,000 bottles, beautiful! Run! Ahh This villa on the old top mountain is next to the mountain. But it is not near the water, and Gui Xiaoping rarely visits. This is the place where he specially met Yang Xuejiao.
While tasting the wine, a strange woman pushed the door in.
It turned out to be a blonde and blue-eyed girl.
This foreign girl is none other than Alice Nika, as soon as she entered the door, she introduced her straight to the point: "Mr. Gui, Miss Yang is unwell today, she said that she bumped into you with her words, and she regretted it very much...... However, Mr. Gui's request cannot be absent in any case, and Miss Yang cannot serve you when she comes, so she begs me to take care of Mr. Gui, and it is my honor to serve Mr. Gui. ”
"Leader, don't be so serious, I know, Miss Yang told me that Mr. Gui is not a humble gentleman in bed."
"And what am I?"
"Chinese often use birds ~ beasts to describe people, Miss Yang said, Mr. Gui is alive and well in bed like a big bird ~ beast."
"I'm a human, you're a rare bird sent to the door~"
"Haha!"
Boss Gui Xiaoping didn't understand, and repeatedly listed the formula calculation in his heart, strange, didn't this foreign girl come to Changzhi with the provincial youth pacesetter surnamed Bao? How did you know Yang Xuejiao? How did I never know...... Yes! Could it be that I am a spy if I **** girl? No, no, I've seen a lot of spy war TV series, how many spies have been there these days, just care about it, let's talk about it.
Anyway, this burning stick in the crotch of his pants can't be broken if he doesn't poke it tonight.
When Gui Xiaoping stripped off his shirt and pounced on Alice Nika with a stripe, another strange and familiar man suddenly appeared.
This man is Bao Yuan.
Bao Yuan originally wanted to send Sun Panzi out, but after thinking about it carefully, no, what if Sun Panzi was not calm enough and killed someone? It's nothing to kill a scoundrel, anyway, a person who eats dry rice can't solve the case, and the killing of a government dignitary is sensational news.
Bao Yuan pretended to be holding a mobile phone to take pictures, and asked whether it was yin or yang: "Leader Gui, heh, you are our local parent official in Changzhi, no, you are a parent official, why did you press my lover on the bed, hey, how can this make us ordinary people?" ”
Gui Xiaoping was the first to realize that the immortals jumped!
Gui Xiaoping was furious: "Okay, the blackmail has come to me!" ”
Bao Yuan's boss was not convinced: "Yo ho, listen to what you mean, you still have a reason to do it, no, call the police, okay, report it immediately, my daughter-in-law almost let you sleep, call the police, damn, which police do you report, Lao Tzu has seen a lot of turtle grandson bastards in his life, but I have never seen turtle grandchildren bastards like you." ”
Gui Xiaoping didn't talk nonsense, took out his mobile phone, and quickly dialed 110.
Bao Yuan walked over, and Zhao Gui Xiaoping slapped him hard in the face, damn, I want to see if the public security officers are unreasonable?
Gui Xiaoping said coldly: "I am Li." ”
Bao Yuan took out the cigarette and sat on the sofa: "Okay, good, I want to see how capable you are." ”
Gui Xiaoping stared at them coldly, and his voice was fierce: "The boy surnamed Bao, I know that you have some backgrounds, but this is Changzhi, if you have normal relations with me, okay, I, Gui Xiaoping, welcome you anytime and anywhere...... With this kind of indiscriminate way, I'm sorry, nail to nail, let's see whose hole cards are hard, what about the provincial outstanding youth, the provincial pacesetter youth, I Gui Xiaoping also has a big background. ”
Bao Yuan smiled: "OK! ”
110 rushed to the scene in advance, exactly the same as Bao Yuan envisioned, the public security police saw that the main leaders called the police, they didn't discuss it at all, and directly took Bao Yuan down, and there was some hesitation before Alice Nika started, Gui Xiaoping shouted: "Take it!" Give me a good trial, maybe it's two international thieves, maybe it's an international spy. ”
Whatever the leader says is reasonable.
The two were tied up and detained in black hats. (To be continued.) )