Chapter 548: Game Over
Tu Jiaojiao smiled and beckoned Wu Ming and his party to sit down.
"We also have some game here, if there is no good hospitality, please be more considerate of the palace master."
"Wild boar arms, bear paws, tiger legs, monkey brains...... This game is really rich, everyone is grateful, and Wu is grateful. ”
Bloody Hands still had a cold face, just like everyone owed him money.
At this time, he took the lead in getting up and raising the bowl and said: "Welcome to our distinguished guests to come to our Valley of the Wicked as guests, this first cup I Du someone respects everyone, and I will do it first." ”
Du Kill was very cold, and the wine was even more crisp, and he drank a large bowl of wine in one go, and turned the bowl upside down to show that the wine had been drunk.
"Good amount of alcohol!" Wu Ming praised loudly, picked up a big bowl of wine, and drank it in one gulp as usual.
He is a good drinker, and his favorite is a man who drinks crisply, Du Kill is ruthless, kills countless people, and is the king of killers, but he can see a kind of boldness in drinking.
The top ten villains are all people who can drink, and when they saw Wu Ming giving face like this, they quickly toasted him non-stop.
Wu Ming did not refuse, he had already said that he would leave everything to Xiao Yu'er to do, and he would treat him as if he was really here to drink and be a guest.
Of course, when Wu Ming was drinking, he would also give vegetables to the little fairy, peach blossom and Zhang Yuniang from time to time.
Xiao Yu'er exerted his ability to speak well, and from time to time toasted and thanked these wicked people who raised him.
Although the little fairy and Peach Blossom have a good amount of alcohol, they are girls, so they naturally want to maintain their image, not to mention the seemingly happy drinking game, maybe it will turn into a big war in an instant, and they dare to drink more.
Zhang Yuniang drank very elegantly, that kind of temperament was by no means comparable to Tu Jiaojiao, which caused Tu Jiaojiao to compliment and praise from time to time, but she was very envious and jealous in her heart.
When the wine was almost drunk, the chef who cooked the vegetables, who was also a famous mountain bandit and thief back then, served a pot of mountain soup.
Haha'er, Du Kill, and Li Dazui are already drunk, but Yin Jiuyou is fine, as for Tu Jiaojiao, she is the smartest, she only toasts others, but she rarely drinks herself.
Wu Ming also pretended to be overwhelmed, and Xiao Yu'er was also drunk.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
It's up to whoever plays better.
"Palace Master Wu, drink some soup to relieve hangover first." Tu Jiaojiao took the initiative to serve Wu Ming soup, how could Wu Ming's eyesight not see that she secretly did something when serving soup.
He pretended not to know and did not inform Xiao Yu'er, he believed that with Xiao Yu'er's intelligence and eyesight, it was impossible not to see it.
"Tired, tired!" Wu Ming took the soup and drank it without thinking.
There is crispy bones in the soup, it seems that Tu Jiaojiao and the others are intent on making themselves lose their combat effectiveness first, and the rest is not to worry about.
Wu Ming's various senses have now reached an extremely high level, and with the fact that he has studied the Hundred Poisons True Scripture, this crisp bone powder can naturally be easily distinguished.
Xiao Yu'er didn't seem to know, and said with a smile: "Aunt Tu, this soup tastes good, Xiao Yu'er used to like to drink it the most, you served it to my master, why don't you give Xiao Yu'er a bowl too." ”
"Little ghost, I was really born to serve your hard life, take the ......" Tu Jiaojiao also served a bowl of soup to Xiao Yu'er, but she didn't do anything.
Xiao Yu'er was taught by her, and she was afraid that Xiao Yu'er would find out, and it would not be good.
In fact, the reason why he didn't poison the wine or vegetables for the first time was because he considered that Xiao Yu'er would see through it, as for Wu Ming, except for martial arts, Tu Jiaojiao and these people didn't seem to pay much attention to it.
Therefore, in their opinion, as long as Wu Ming is brought down, others will naturally be captured.
After drinking the soup, Haha'er saluted Wu Ming several times, Wu Ming did not refuse as usual, but his body pretended to be shaky, and finally he simply lay on the table.
In an instant, the bloody hand was killed, and his steel hook slashed directly into the throat of the little fish.
Haha'er grabbed the little fairy while laughing, while Tu Jiaojiao punched Zhang Yuniang directly.
Yin Jiuyou shot at the peach blossom like a ghost, but Li Dazui sat still.
Several people moved in unison, as if they had made an appointment in advance.
But in fact, Wu Ming can be sure that they definitely didn't make an appointment, it's just that they have been together for many years, and they have already figured out each other's habits and timing.
They just had a tacit understanding.
However, although Boss Du's hook was extremely fast, Xiao Yu'er got under the table in an instant, not only dodged the hook, but also pulled Tu Jiaojiao's leg, and Tu Jiaojiao's punch missed.
The little fairy suddenly flew into the air, like a real fairy, avoiding Haha'er's hand.
Peach Blossom was already ready, and before Yin Jiuyou could grasp it, she had already struck it out with one palm.
The peach blossoms are no longer what they used to be, and this palm turned out to be a transfer of flowers and jade.
Yin Jiuyu moved flickeringly, and the palm momentum was closed quickly, so there was no self-error.
Xiao Yu'er chuckled and said, "Aunt Tu, is this what you call repentance?" ”
Tu Jiaojiao smiled and said: "Little ghost, of course we want to repent, but the country is easy to change, our nature is difficult to change, we are the life of the wicked, if we change our evil and return to the right, then it is better to kill us directly." ”
Bloody Hand Du Kill said coldly: "Why do you say so much, Xiao Yu'er, it seems that your martial arts are no longer what they used to be, come on, let's go to a spacious place outside to fight enough." ”
Xiao Yu'er laughed and said: "Uncle Du's request Xiao Yu'er is naturally satisfied, but you don't have to go outside, there is wine and meat here, you can eat while fighting, isn't it better?" ”
When Xiao Yu'er spoke, he suddenly grabbed the monkey brain and smashed it towards Du Kill, and his whole body followed like electricity, and the domineering Overlord Fist had already hit Du Kill.
The little fairy and the peach blossom protected Zhang Yuniang, and fought with Tu Jiaojiao, Haha'er and Yin Jiuyou with two against three.
The little fairy's long whip was waved, the saucers on the banquet were rolled up and smashed at the enemy from time to time, and the peach blossom used the magic of embroidery.
Li's mouth remained still, drinking wine.
Wu Ming continued to sleep on his stomach, but everything was clear to him.
Peach Blossom's embroidery magic skill and Xiao Yu'er's Overlord Fist have begun to bear fruit, although the ten villains are notorious, they are enough to deal with it, not to mention that Li Dazui did not participate in it this time.
Xiao Yu'er's overlord fist was powerful, and with one punch, the wall of the entire wooden house was broken, and Du Du estimated Xiao Yu'er's strength far from the outside, and was directly knocked out of the house by this punch, falling on the ground a few meters away, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, obviously with serious internal injuries.
The little fairy's whip method is very tricky, so that Tu Jiaojiao can't get close, but the embroidery needle of the peach blossom is unguardable, and after a few moves, Yin Jiuyou and Haha'er have a lot of pinholes.
That kind of stinging made them scream, more of a shame, before the fight, they never thought that they would join forces and be so miserable by a little girl, this is going to get out, how can they mix?
Zhang Yuniang's martial arts are of course above the little fairy, but Wu Ming has already said before that this time is a test of the strength of the three of them, so she is also sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai and sweeping the formation behind.
Tu Jiaojiao shouted: "Li Dazui, you are still sitting, do you want to wait for the old lady to die and collect my body?" ”
Li Dazui shook his head and said, "I didn't agree with you attacking Xiao Yu'er, but now it seems that your actions are going to be messed up this time." ”
Haha'er smiled: "If you don't participate, it doesn't mean you'll be fine, you are one of us, with the shrewdness of Xiaoyuer, how can I spare you, you must know that you also contributed back then." ”
Yin Jiuyou said quietly: "Lao Li, this is your mistake." ”
Xiao Yu'er had already come outside at this time and stood in front of Du Kill.
"Uncle Du, you said back then that if someone else is a wolf, then you must be stronger than a wolf, and if it is a tiger, then you will be a hunter who fights tigers. Although you locked me up with wolves and tigers when I was a child, I didn't hate you, although you didn't do it for my good, but after all, you made me grow up, didn't you? So, I'm not going to kill you, but ...... I'll scrap you! ”
Xiao Yu'er knew that Du Kill was ruthless, and if he was a woman at this time, he would only bring trouble in the future, so he punched out and directly abolished Du Du's martial arts.
Without martial arts, is Du Kill still a bloody hand?
At this time, Li Dazui came behind Xiao Yu'er.
"Little fish, you've really grown up." Li Dazui stabbed out with a sword.
"Uncle Li, I thank you!" Xiao Yu'er flashed lightly, punched out, and Li Dazui also fell to the ground.
Tu Jiaojiao and the little fairy were inseparable, fighting from inside the house to outside the house.
The embroidery needle of the peach blossom is played haha and Yin Jiuyu is miserable.
"Hee-hee, prick your nose, prick your chest, prick your hands, prick your legs, prick your ears, prick your eyes, ......"
With the coquettish smile of the peach blossoms, the embroidery needles are flying all over the sky, as if they are really embroidering.
Just take a closer look, but the embroidery is two big living people, and they are two big men.
Their hands, legs, and faces were full of pinprick marks, and the bloody appearance looked very oozing.
Haha'er and Yin Jiuyou are miserable, but Tu Jiaojiao is not much better, because the little fairy has made a killer move.
Wu Ming had already given her the whip she had obtained from the underground palace, and she had suddenly fired the meridian nail on the whip just now.
Tu Jiaojiao fell down immediately after being hit by the meridian nail, the nail was poisonous, and Tu Jiaojiao was dying.
Xiao Yu'er said at this time: "Spare her life, after all, she was really good to me when she was a child." ”
The little fairy nodded and said, "Okay, for your sake, I'll give her the antidote, but her martial arts must be abolished." ”
The little fairy said, a whip was drawn, Tu Jiaojiao screamed, and her martial arts were abolished.
At the same time, the little fairy fed her an antidote to her mouth.
Haha'er and Yin Jiuyou's fate was not so good, and they were finally killed by the peach blossoms who had had enough of playing with embroidery needles directly through their hearts and heads.
Wu Ming has been pretending to be drunk, but he hasn't forgotten to secretly suck away the internal force of these few who have abolished martial arts with his dreams, it's not good to waste, isn't it?
It wasn't until everything was completed that he slowly raised his head and said softly: "Little fish, Hua'er, is the game over, let's go when it's over." ”
In fact, the ten wicked people are just a group of poor worms, hiding in this place, just give Xiao Yu'er a face, let them fend for themselves.