Chapter 209: Wonder Man is Busy
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"Ahh Doudou Nan's attitude finally made Bao Zuohuan explode.
The porcupine man instantly burst out with tremendous strength, throwing the male player holding him directly into the fight.
Then, Bao Zuohuan rubbed his hands, and a ball of thunder immediately appeared in his hands, and the lightning and thunder hit the beanie man with his head and face.
"Carving insect skills!" In the face of Bao Zuohuan's shocking attack, this beanie man just laughed contemptuously.
"Lingbo Weibu!" When Bao Zuohuan pounced, Doudou Man screamed, and the whole person suddenly turned into a wisp of green smoke, and it was like catkins in the wind, dancing elegantly. Although Bao Zuohuan's thunder and lightning attack was ferocious, it was like an anti-aircraft gun hitting mosquitoes, and it was never able to really threaten this beanie man.
"Ha, I regret eating my dragon!" Suddenly, Doudou Nan's figure was stunned, his right palm stretched forward, and he slapped towards Bao Zuohuan fiercely, and there was a faint sound of dragon groaning between his palms.
Bao Zuohuan's face changed, and he tried his best to avoid it, and finally avoided this palm dangerously, but his appearance was already a little embarrassed.
"Haha, try my dog-beating stick again." At this time, there was already a turquoise stick in the bean man's hand.
"Stick to beat the dogs!" With a loud laugh, the stick in Doudou Nan's hand attacked Bao Zuohuan's left and right feet like lightning, and Bao Zuohuan was forced to lift his left leg first and then his right leg. It looks like a little deflated person who jumps to his feet and scolds the street.
"Stick to the dog's head!" The Doudou man changed his moves very quickly, and the stick in his hand almost turned into a cloud of green smoke. smashed down on the top of Bao Zuohuan's head.
Bao Zuohuan's head flashed sharply, but Doudou Nan's stick was still in the air and changed his tricks again.
"Diagonally hit the dog's back!" With a low cry from him. The body of the stick shook, and it struck Bao Zuohuan's cheek endlessly.
In such a square inch, Doudou Nan's change of tricks can be so fast and so subtle, Bao Zuohuan can't avoid it no matter what, and he was immediately slapped in the face continuously by "popping", and his face was swollen in a moment.
Bao Zuohuan was in pain and anger, and with a loud roar, he reached out and grabbed the incoming stick. But Doudou Man has already changed his tricks again, and the stick is overturned. directly pressed on the back of Bao Zuohuan's neck.
"Press the dog and bow your head!" In the laughter of Doudou Nan, Bao Zuohuan was suddenly pressed to one knee and couldn't raise his head.
Not far away, Wang Yichen looked at the Doudou Man who was about to show off every move, for fear that others would not know that his tricks had a great origin, as well as the other heroes who laughed and watched Dou Nan insult Bao Zuohuan, Wang Yichen felt a little trance.
He felt that what he saw was not a group of so-called anti-Japanese fighters with a deep hatred of blood, but more like a group of young people playing online games. They have a super god account that no other player can imagine, and they can farm Japons like mobs, which will give them experience, equipment, and prestige. The meaning of anti-Japanese resistance to them may be nothing more than that.
They have the power to defy the sky, but it is estimated that they have not considered really using these powers to do something against the sky - such as changing the final outcome of this war somewhat. Let the Chinese nation of the Celestial Empire lose a little less in this war, and lose a little bit of national vitality.
It's certainly hard. Even for these Anti-Japanese War heroes who are almost treated as sons of planes, this is a task against the sky. But it didn't work. It's not the same thing as not wanting to do it at all.
Obviously, these heroes of the Anti-Japanese War in front of them are more willing to spend their time on killing devils beautifully, on teaching any compatriots they don't like, and even on pretending to fall in love, but no one is willing to really bother to do something for this war, otherwise they will not indiscriminately suppress a Northeast beard team that can obviously unite and cooperate.
These powerful heroes of the War of Resistance have the ability to change the situation of war, at least local war, but they do not have such a mind, because it is not pleasant, not chic, and even quite dangerous, and has a lot of heavy and hard work to do.
They don't really participate in a battle of national luck with a serious and responsible attitude, they have a slick and cool hairstyle, wear all kinds of beautiful clothes with decorative meaning far greater than practical significance, hold all kinds of weapons with pretense meaning greater than practical significance, fight some beautiful, exciting, but no practical battle, like a young model-like female wonder heroine little girl, or all kinds of village girls Xiaofang, and even the enemy female spy female high-ranking officials talk about the love of triangles, four corners, five or six corners, and also as national heroes, Settle some people and things that they don't like.
The Anti-Japanese War Heroes are very busy, and many things need them to worry about and settle down. Among these things, the content of the real anti-Japanese may only be ranked last, no matter how big the scene seems on the surface.
Such a person should not become a representative of the Chinese nation's national spirit to resist foreign aggression.
"There are no dogs in the world!" Just when Wang Yichen was wandering away from the world, thinking about some things that he didn't have, Doudou Nan had already used a gorgeous big move to directly overturn Bao Zuohuan.
This time, Bao Zuohuan directly spurted out two mouthfuls of blood and couldn't get up anymore.
"You've gone too far!" This time, even Qiuzi, who had been looking at Bao Zuohuan a little unpleasantly, couldn't help it, directly took off the big gun on his shoulder, and pushed the bullet into the chamber with a "click".
"This gun is good, I want it!" The female wonder man who was watching the battle not far away lit up, and pointed to Qiuzi and left such a sentence.
"Cheng, then let this bearded woman keep the gun." Doudou Nan smiled proudly and said to Qiuzi, "Leave the gun, I can let you go, but it's best not to let me see you again, next time, it's not as simple as leaving a few guns." ”
"If you want my aunt's gun, just try it!" Qiuzi laughed angrily, and pointed the gun directly at Doudou Nan.
Her action immediately made several wonder heroes watching the battle also pick up weapons, including even a big killer weapon like a bazooka! Obviously, if there is a head-to-head tie, the gamer team will win less than 20%.
"What? Want to fire and? Doudou Nan stared at Qiuzi who was holding the gun at him, and said disdainfully, "Don't say that I won't give you a chance, put the gun down immediately, we can continue to use martial arts to solve the problem, and I can guarantee that at least this time you can leave alive." But if you want to merge...... Then don't blame us for being ruthless. ”
Akiko gritted her teeth.
Of course, she knew that if things developed into fire, most of the people on her side would have to be accounted for here. But just like this, she confessed to the arrogant and itchy Doudou man in front of her, and she was really unwilling.
Not far away, Wang Yichen glanced at Bai Xiaogui.
Bai Xiaogui glanced at him and said, "What are you doing with me?" People are calling the door, do you think I will value harmony in everything? I'm X, the tiger doesn't wield, when I'm hellokitty! ”
After saying this, Bai Xiaogui strode directly in front of Bao Zuohuan and the others.
"Big sister!" The moment he saw Bai Xiaogui, Qiuzi only felt that the thousand catties of boulder in his heart fell to the ground all of a sudden. The eldest sister is back, and there is nothing that cannot be solved.
"Put the gun down, Akiko." Bai Xiaogui waved his hand, signaling Qiuzi to put down the gun, and then spread his hands at the heroes of the Anti-Japanese War in front of him, signaling that he could talk about it if he had something to say.
"Yo, is this mustache so high now?" The moment he saw Bai Xiaogui, the two eyes of the Doudou man and all the Doudou on his face were shining, looking like Medusa.
"Little girl, what's your name?" Doudou Nan asked, although he tried his best to maintain his bearing as a national hero, the kind of pig brother still came to his nose.
"I'll tell you if I win~" Bai Xiaogui smiled sweetly at the Doudou man, and with a duang sound, the IQ of this product also fell to the ground.
"Hahaha, since my little sister has this Yaxing, of course I am willing to accompany her." Doudou Nan flicked his hair in front of his forehead, trying his best to show his confidence and bearing, "Everyone learns from each other, and it doesn't hurt the harmony, so I don't need this dog stick, and I don't want any other weapons, so I'll play with you empty-handed, little sister." As long as the little sister can take me ten moves, even if we lose, okay? ”
"Then thank you, brother." Bai Xiaogui smiled sweetly with a look of surprise, "But I heard it just now, this martial arts competition is also colorful, right?" ”
"Little sister, what do you want?" Doudou Nan patted his chest, looking like he had a big bag, "You can do whatever you want, you just want to be under me, it's not that you can't negotiate." ”
"Didn't someone just say that you want Akiko's gun? This is the gun on our side. Bai Xiaogui glanced at Qiuzi, and Qiuzi immediately took off the big gun on his shoulder without hesitation and threw it on the ground.
"As for your jackpots...... This brother just said that I can do whatever I want, right? Bai Xiaogui looked at Doudou Man and smiled as if he had smeared honey.
"Of course, of course!" The beanie man laughed and patted his chest.
"Hmph, bobcat, don't forget your last name when you see a beautiful woman. She can do whatever she wants, and will you give it your life? The female wonder man standing behind the beanie man known as the bobcat was a little overwhelmed, and snorted coldly.
"How so? Xiaomei is just playing with the big brothers and sisters, and she won't make any excessive demands. Bai Xiaogui said softly.
Originally, after listening to the words of the female wonder man, the Doudou male lynx, who was slightly hesitant, was suddenly full of pride after hearing Bai Xiaogui's words: "I said anything, that is, anything." Don't worry, if they ask for something from you, I'll pay you for. Not to mention ......"
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