Episode 19, Chapter 13: You Imperial Idiots
Tang Xiaoyan hadn't eaten breakfast yet, but at this time, there was no half of a figure in the entire training base, not to mention the members of the special guards, not even a single logistics personnel, yesterday Tang Xiaoyan also saw that those logistics personnel were in the base, there were more than 20 people, specializing in serving this royal mecha special guard team of more than 100 people.
Yesterday, Tang Xiaoyan still ate and lived in the original palace, but he got up early this morning, and he was going to come to the base to eat, of course, this is also the rule. But after Xiangdao came to the base, the entire base was Tang Xiaoyan alone.
Tang Xiaoyan was still standing on the playground waiting, and the time soon reached seven o'clock, but still no one came. However, there seems to be an unknown figure outside the base, sneakily looking over here to investigate. Not only the members of the guards, but also none of the logistics personnel were present, and Tang Xiaoyan's breakfast was not eaten.
Tang Xiaoyan looked at the rising sun, then brought a chair and sat on the training ground waiting for the arrival of the guards.
Little by little, the hours passed, eight, nine, ten, eleven......
Tang Xiaoyan didn't move, just sat there and waited. The people who were originally sneaking around outside the base began to grow bolder, at first there was only one, and then a few more gradually came. Several people were sarcastic and laughing in private, but they were still afraid of Tang Xiaoyan, and their voices were very low. However, seeing that Tang Xiaoyan didn't react, he became more and more presumptuous, blatantly laughing at Tang Xiaoyan loudly, and pointing with his finger.
At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, there was still no one coming. Not only the members of the guards, but also the logistics staff, there was no one. It seems that Tang Xiaoyan not only lost breakfast in the soup, but now he has lost the soup in lunch. Instead, the people who were watching outside, laughing and pointing began to eat, someone brought fragrant food, and several people were feasting, and while eating, they also used food to lure Tang Xiaoyan.
Tang Xiaoyan still sat on the chair and waited, not moving during the whole process, not to mention that he didn't go to the bathroom, and he didn't even change his sitting posture.
1 p.m., 2 p.m., 3 p.m.......
Gradually, the people who were watching outside stopped laughing and mocking, but a few people muttered quietly, and their fingers still couldn't help but point towards Tang Xiaoyan.
Four, five, half-past five......
At this time, no one appeared, the days in winter were short, and at this time the sun was setting, and the people who were watching outside began to eat again, eating the dinner brought by others.
Six, half-past six...... It was completely dark, and the lights on the training ground automatically turned on, illuminating the entire training ground as bright as day.
Tang Xiaoyan not only didn't have breakfast or lunch, but now he didn't even have any hope of dinner.
6:40......
6:50......
6:55 a.m. ......
6:59......
Seven o'clock in the evening, or a few seconds less than seven o'clock.
Almost at the same time, dozens of cars poured in from outside the base. Except for Kawai Shou, all the guards Yijing appeared, and more than two dozen logistics soldiers also appeared in several trucks.
Tang Xiaoyan slowly opened his previously closed eyes, and what he saw was suddenly a series of mocking faces, including more than two dozen logistics soldiers.
"Let you rush to the base training ground before seven o'clock in the morning for daily training." Tang Xiaoyan looked at his watch and said, "However, you are twelve hours late, how do you explain?" ”
Many of the guards couldn't help but laugh, and some even couldn't help but burp. Tang Xiaoyan was hungry, and the sound of rumbling in his stomach could be heard several meters away.
Ge Xichuan forced a smile and tried to make a face and said, "Sir, we arrived at this time at your order, and all of us arrived before seven o'clock. You say we're late, and it's clear that your watch is broken. "My order is to arrive at the training ground by seven o'clock in the morning, and you arrive at seven o'clock in the evening, and you are twelve hours late." Tang Xiaoyan said seriously.
"No, no...... Your Excellency Tang Xiaoyan, your order is for us to rush to the base training ground before seven o'clock in the evening for training, and all of us heard it. Ge Xichuan asked loudly: "Colleagues, have you all heard that His Excellency Tang Xiaoyan said that he rushed to the training ground before seven o'clock in the evening?" ”
"Yes......" everyone shouted in unison, and then burst into laughter.
"I can vouch for anything, I'm talking before seven o'clock in the morning, not before seven o'clock in the evening." Tang Xiaoyan said.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir. When you give orders in Haitang Chinese, it seems that you do say that it is seven o'clock in the morning, danshi we say okay, many of us do not understand Haitang Chinese, we only obey orders under the Chinese language of the Asian American Empire. And later, when you gave the order in the Chinese language of the Asian American Empire, it was before seven o'clock in the evening. Ge Xichuan smiled lazily and proudly, and his long slanted eyes looked at Tang Xiaoyan provocatively and teasingly.
"Why is this happening?" Tang Xiaoyan asked.
"It's all my fault, it's all my ......" Ge Xichuan kept blaming himself: "When you asked me to translate, I accidentally said that seven o'clock in the morning was before seven o'clock in the evening, and you followed me." Forgive me, I didn't mean to, because the pronunciation of morning and evening is somewhat close in the Chinese of the American Emperor, and I'm sorry I accidentally made a mistake...... There is no joke in the Danshi army, since you said before seven o'clock in the evening, then we can only abide by it, do you say yes? ”
Tang Xiaoyan nodded and said: "That's right, what kind of order was issued, as long as no one corrected it at the time, then even if it was wrong, it must be obeyed, and there is no joke in the army......"
"Now can you please help me translate the phrases seven o'clock in the morning and seven o'clock in the evening, so that there will not be another mistake." Tang Xiaoyan said calmly.
"Of course, I'm happy to serve ......," said Kakanishigawa.
Then, Kasaikawa spoke in the Chinese language of the Asian American Empire, morning and evening.
Tang Xiaoyan listened carefully, then narrowed his eyes and said, "Now that I have figured it out, I have also written it down." ”
Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter, and the prestige that Tang Xiaoyan didn't have was trampled under everyone's feet at this time. They collectively played Tang Xiaoyan, originally thinking that after coming over twelve hours late, Tang Xiaoyan would be mad no matter what, of course, even if Tang Xiaoyan was mad, they were not afraid, because they were reasonable.
After this majestic sweep, not only the members of the guard began to laugh, but even the logistics soldiers who were slightly uneasy before also laughed and joined the team that insulted and mocked Tang Xiaoyan.
Tang Xiaoyan closed his eyes and thought for a while, as if he couldn't bear such an insult.
After thinking for a while, Tang Xiaoyan suddenly opened his eyes and said, "When I gave the order in the Chinese language of the Asian and American empires yesterday, I should have said that I also came to the base training ground for training before seven o'clock in the morning. ”
Tang Xiaoyan said suddenly.
The crowd was stunned, and then began to laugh again.
Ge Xichuan said: "Sir, it is definitely a cowardly act to go back on your word in your words, are the soldiers of Haitang Country so shameless and cowardly?" ”
Tang Xiaoyan took out a tablet from the shoulder bag on the side and opened a video. Inside, it was the video from yesterday's training ground.
In the video, Tang Xiaoyan is speaking Begonia Chinese to Ge Xichuan, and Ge Xichuan deliberately says before seven o'clock in the morning before seven o'clock in the evening. Tang Xiaoyan asked him to repeat it, and he still said before seven o'clock in the evening. It is very clear in the video that when he said seven o'clock in the evening, a considerable number of team members had schadenfreude and weird smiles on their faces, it was obvious that they were aware of it and deliberately wanted to be yin and laugh collectively. ..., Tang Xiaoyan also studied it again, and when he learned, he also said that it was seven o'clock in the evening. However, when the order was finally issued, Tang Xiaoyan issued it word by word, with a tone and a clear voice, and issued it in the Chinese language of the Asian American Empire: All members of the special guard team of the royal mecha who are not on leave are invited to rush to the base training ground before seven o'clock tomorrow morning for daily training. “
When talking about the word morning, Tang Xiaoyan also emphasized the strengthening of his tone. Although the pronunciation of the morning and evening in the Chinese language of the Asian American Emperor is somewhat similar, Danshi is very, very clear when Tang Xiaoyan says this word in the video, and there will be no ambiguity. It's just that those who want to trap him have already had habitual thinking in their brains, and they haven't discovered it at all.
"I think in yesterday's order, I made it very clear in the Chinese language of the Asian and American Empire, that it was before seven o'clock in the morning and not before seven o'clock in the evening, so you were twelve hours late." Tang Xiaoyan said lightly.
Everyone's smiles stopped abruptly and they looked at each other. Originally, I thought that everyone played Tang Xiaoyan, but there was no xiangdao because Tang Xiaoyan played all the people.
"Are you yin us?" Ge Xichuan said coldly, staring at Tang Xiaoyan with slanted eyes.
"That's right, I'm yin you!." Tang Xiaoyan said lightly: "You fools, just bite a small hook." ”
Ge Xichuan said coldly: "Your Excellency has played such a small trick, is it so proud?" The people of Begonia are really ridiculous and pathetic. ”
"And what if we're twelve hours late?" Chao Yuzheng sneered: "The military law of the Royal Mecha Special Guard stipulates what relevant triggers should be carried out when the team members are late for training, and you can't move a single hair of our hair." ”
"Take your time, small hooks catch small fish, small fish catch big fish, big fish catch a bunch of flesh." Tang Xiaoyan said lightly: "First of all, please memorize the military discipline, what punishment should be given for being late for training?" ”
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