Chapter 24: Coincidence
Mao Jindao said with some embarrassment: "Then I want to take a drop of true love tears and a piece of geranium from this woman, and the geranium must come at the beginning of each month to be useful, otherwise it will not be easy." ”
"True tears, I understand, what is geranium? Still coming at the beginning of every month? Wang Bingying asked inexplicably.
Mao Jindao rubbed his hands and said expressionlessly: "Geranium is menstruation." ”
Hearing this answer, Wang Bingying immediately blushed, she took a sip and said, "Hooligans! ”
Mao Jindao knew that he couldn't explain it at this time, otherwise he would be caught on this topic, and naturally it would leave a bad impression, so he changed the topic very smartly: "In addition to these two things, you also need to provide cat feces and snakes to swallow rat corpses." The cat feces is the feces that the cat pulls on the offering table of the idol, and the snake swallows the mouse corpse refers to the live mouse swallowed by the snake, and after covering the death, the snake's belly is broken and the corpse is taken out. With these four things, I will be able to temporarily suppress the curse communication spiritual spring, and when the time comes, I only need to meditate and recite the Unphased Spiritual Donkey Kong Sutra a thousand times, and the curse will be lifted. ”
Wang Bingying asked puzzledly: "Sounds very simple, why are you so unconfident that you have to say that you are going to die?" ”
Mao Jindao said with a wry smile: "It is indeed easy to find cat feces and snake devouring rat corpses, but where are the true tears and the blood of the sunflower as simple as you say." Women born on leap days in leap years are rare, not to mention that they must be born at one o'clock in the afternoon, otherwise they will lack yang energy. And the tears of true love are infatuated women who shed for men, but how many women who shed tears for men can maintain their virgin bodies? ”
The conditions mentioned by Mao Jindao are indeed extremely harsh, no wonder he will lose confidence. But Wang Bingying looked at him with a strange look and asked, "This is a moment at noon." Referring to 12:15 p.m.? ”
"Who did you listen to?" Mao Jindao was surprised, "Yes." Nowadays, many people don't know what this time is all about, and they can't complain about you. In ancient times, an hour was two hours. And there are four quarters in one moment, so one moment is half an hour. Nowadays, people think that a quarter is fifteen minutes, and an hour becomes eight quarters. Noon does not refer to a specific time, but refers to a period of time, from 11 o'clock in the afternoon to 1 o'clock in the afternoon, these two hours can be called noon. In the same way, one o'clock at noon does not refer to a specific time, the period from eleven to eleven o'clock is one o'clock at noon, and eleven o'clock to twelve o'clock is two o'clock at noon. And so on. ”
Wang Bingying's head was big when she was surrounded by the golden knife, but she finally understood one thing, that is, the noon hour refers to the half-hour from eleven o'clock to eleven o'clock at noon, as long as it is called noon in this half hour. After figuring out this matter, Wang Bingying's expression became more and more strange, and she looked at Mao Jindao with a smile and said nothing.
Mao Jindao was looked at by Wang Bingying's straight hair, shrunk and asked, "Why are you looking at me?" That's how the moment is divided, and it's not your fault that you don't understand. But you can't rely on me. ”
Wang Bingying sighed faintly and said, "Ah Dao, you're here for me, aren't you?" You've already investigated me? ”
A glimmer of light flashed in the eyes of the golden knife, and then quickly disappeared, and he looked like the second monk was puzzled. Confused, he said, "What are you talking about?" What is it aimed at you? Why am I investigating you? ”
"If I hadn't seen you kill the Paintghost, and there were so many dead people in the stadium, I would have thought you were here for me." Wang Bingying shook her head and said, "Although this seems to be a coincidence. But this coincidence is also too bizarre. ”
"What are you talking about gourds and scoops?" Mao Jindao said funny, "What incredible coincidence? How I can't understand you. Do you know what a gourd and a big scoop are? ”
Wang Bingying smiled slightly and said, "I don't know what a gourd and a big scoop are. But I know that's your joke. But I'm not kidding you, I mean, you're saved, you can't die. ”
Mao Jindao was stunned for a moment, and then understood what Wang Bingying meant, and he said in disbelief: "You ......, you mean ......, do you know the whereabouts of a virgin born at noon on a leap month in a leap year?" ”
Before Wang Bingying could answer, Mao Jindao had already stood up, and he hurriedly turned in a circle and said: "No, it won't be such a coincidence, even if there is really such a person, and it happens to be known by you, but how do you know that this person will definitely have true tears?" Besides, people will definitely not hand over the blood of the sunflower casually, that would be too much. Alas, what can be done about this? ”
As soon as Mao Jindao heard that there was hope for his little life, he was excited and speechless, Wang Bingying stood aside and didn't speak, and let himself be anxious for a long time. After a while, Mao Jindao reacted, and eagerly rushed to Wang Bingying and said, "Little girl, who is that person you are talking about?" How does it relate to you? Is she really still a virgin? When can we go to her? ”
Wang Bingying said slowly: "That person, he has a very good relationship with me, as long as I go out, I will definitely respond to my requests." ”
"Great!" Mao Jindao said excitedly, "Then where is she now?" ”
"Far away, close at hand." Wang Bingying said lightly.
"Ahh Mao Jindao was taken aback, pointed at Wang Bingying and trembled for a long time without speaking. Wang Bingying stood up and smiled and said, "That's right, it's me." I am a woman born at a quarter of noon on a leap month in a leap year, and I am still a virgin. ”
When she said that she was a virgin, a touch of crimson flashed on Wang Bingying's face, and she looked beautiful against the backdrop of the lights. Mao Jindao's question was confirmed, he jumped three feet high excitedly, hugged Wang Bingying and kissed her face several times.
"Hooray! Now there is salvation! Banzai! Long live the chicks! Long live myself......" Mao Jindao shouted with joy.
"However," Wang Bingying rubbed her blushing face and whispered weakly, "It's only December 25th today, my ...... That one will be more than a week away. Will you be able to hold on? ”
Mao Jin Dao waved his hand and said confidently: "Don't be afraid, good people don't live long, disasters live for thousands of years, and I can live." ”
Because of the exact news of breaking the curse, Mao Jindao looked very excited, and with his unlucky appearance that flashed black gas from time to time, people thought it was a return to the light at first sight. Wang Bingying asked several times, but he told her not to worry, so she put down her worries and went upstairs to take a bath and rest. Mao Jindao was lying alone on the bed in the guest room, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he didn't know if he had fallen asleep.
At one o'clock in the morning, only a few dim chandeliers were still on in Wang Bingying's villa, and the whole villa was quiet. Suddenly, a white shadow flashed, and this white shadow climbed the wall and window as easily as in his own home, and in a short time it came to the guest room where the golden knife was. It gently approached the golden knife, without making a sound, and the slender tail behind it shook a few times, and it actually stood up.
"A knife, a knife......"
A soft voice softly called the name of the golden knife, and he opened his eyes in a daze, only to see a charming woman standing in front of him. When the woman saw that Mao Jindao was awake, she stretched out her hand to pull his arm, and said, "Ah Dao, you are awake." Come on, come with me. ”
"Who are you?" Mao Jindao asked suspiciously.
"You don't have to ask me who I am, just follow me. I will bring you incomparable happiness, I will let you enjoy the unique pleasure in this world, my figure is much better than Wang Bingying. The charming woman said seductively.
Mao Jindao rubbed his eyes and was about to speak, but the charming woman casually ripped off the white veil on her body, revealing the plump and delicate body looming inside. She didn't lie, this figure is really much stronger than Wang Bingying, the convex is convex, the upturned is curvy, the fat buttocks and the waist is thin, and a deep furrow is squeezed out between the two bulging soft flesh on her chest. Mao Jindao swallowed and spitted, and couldn't help but stand up with the woman and walked out in a daze.
Passing through the wall and crossing the room, I don't know how many turns, Mao Jindao's eyes lit up, and he followed the charming woman to a huge palace! The palace was full of gold and lights, and the palace was covered with precious carpets, and the carpets were full of women! (To be continued!)
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