Chapter II: Time and Space Administration
At noon, the sun was not scorching at all, and the apricot forest was breezy.
"General, there are too many prisoners, we can't capture them all." A Western Xia warrior came to a general on a tall horse and armed with a broadsword.
"Then kill some of them. Let's start with those who are of unknown origin. The general raised his broadsword and pointed at Zhou Zhou.
"My day." Zhou Zhou was nervous at first, and then thought of his current Horcrux attribute and relaxed......
A samurai came up with a knife, looked at Zhou Zhou and the others, and felt that the shaman was all beautiful and delicious, and only Zhou Zhou was the most obscene, so he immediately decided to attack him first.
The samurai raised the Pu knife and slashed it on Zhou Zhou's throat, and with a bang, the Pu knife rebounded, and the hand holding the knife ached because of the shock.
"Hahaha, fourth, you missed." There was ridicule among the samurai.
The samurai's face flushed, and he defended loudly: "How is it possible, I obviously slashed, this kid will be iron-clothed!"
"There wasn't even a white mark on the boy's throat. And I've never heard of anyone who can still be lucky if they are hit by the sad and crisp breeze. ”
The samurai scratched his head excitedly, raised his sword again, and slashed down.
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Zhou Zhou was unscathed, and the warrior was annoyed and angry, raised his sword and slashed, jumped up and slashed, and swirled and slashed.
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"Hahahaha, fourth, good performance."
The general was also impatient, and ordered: "Fourth, just order, don't play monkey." ”
The fourth brother turned around and knelt down on one knee and reported: "General, this is really evil." I gave my best every time. ”
Zhou Zhou couldn't help but roll his eyes at this time. Xindao These people are really blind. How can anyone cut people and bring their own dubbing.
Suddenly, the general shuddered, his face changed, and he said in a low tone: "You tied up the others first." I'll deal with these guys. ”
As he spoke, he jumped off the horse and asked the fourth child to move Zhou Zhou and them to the grove with him.
The fourth child hugged Zhou Zhou's thighs and dragged him to the ground, and swept the shaman's face in a sly manner. He glanced at Zhou Zhou again, and said in his heart: "It turns out that the generals eat both men and women." ”
In the grove, the general ordered the sneaky-eyed fourth to leave, checked left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention here, so he took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms and gave it to Zhou Zhou to smell.
Zhou Zhou smelled a foul smell, and the smell rushed straight to the top door, making him sober up all of a sudden. He knew it was the antidote to the sorrowful breeze.
He took a deep breath, neutralized the stench, and said, "It's dangerous! Luckily, you're a ghost. Free to possess, or we'll have to lie here for a long time. ”
The general sniffed the shaman, Rachel, and Laura one by one. Then he fainted.
At the same time as he fell, Sun Hongmei woke up.
Seeing that everyone had woken up, Zhou Zhou said, "Then let's split up now." ”
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A day later, at noon, in the Bianliang Palace in the capital of the Great Song Dynasty, in the back cabinet of the Chongqing Palace, the Empress Dowager Gaodi's illness turned dramatic, and she was telling her grandson Zhao Xu: "Child, the ancestors have a difficult business, but fortunately, the ancestors are profound, and they have to have peace today." "But when your father was in power, the whole country was boiling, and it almost caused a great change, and the people are still terrified when they think about it, what is the reason for you?"
Zhao Xu said: "Children often hear from their grandmother that their father listened to Wang Anshi's words and changed the old law, which caused the people to live in misery. ”
The Empress Dowager's withered face moved slightly, and she sighed: "Wang Anshi is knowledgeable and talented, he was not a bad person originally, and his intentions are naturally for the country and the people, but ...... Alas...... But your father, who is impatient and only wants to be fast, does not know that things in the world are often not done quickly, and they are in a hurry, but they are messed up. When she said this, she gasped for a while, and then continued: "Second...... Second, he can't listen to a word against his ears, others only sing praises and virtues, saying that he is the son of sainthood, he likes it, if he says that he is not acting properly, a few words of advice, he will lose his temper, the dismissal of the official, the exile of the exile, in this way, who else dares to speak out to him? ”
Zhao Xu said: "Grandma, it's a pity that my father's will was not completed, and his good laws and good intentions have been ruined by the villain." ”
The Empress Dowager was taken aback and asked in a trembling voice, "What...... What is the good law? Miscellaneous...... What villain? ”
Zhao Xu was about to answer, when he suddenly heard the sound of swords and guards warning outside the hall, and he was about to shout.
The Empress Dowager mustered up her strength, grabbed Zhao Xu, shook her head at him, and signaled not to make a sound.
After more than ten seconds, there was no sound outside.
Bang, the door was kicked open, and a strangely dressed man and woman walked in.
The woman is dressed as a swordsman, wrapped around her waist in lake green silk cloth, and looks thin and plump.
The man had an obscene face, looked not very old, held a paper fan in his hand, wore a black veil on his head, wore a colorful sprinkled thread lion patch collar, four fingers with a large wide and cute golden eggplant nan incense belt, foundation soap boots, and swayed when he walked.
The hair peeking out of the black gauze hat looks short, and it looks like an exploding household who has just made a fortune while still vulgar.
"Scream. If you scream, you will not be heeded by your throat. Zhou Zhou staggered and forced up.
Zhao Xu shouted: "Bold maniac! How dare you say to me! Who sent you? ”
Zhou Zhou took out his sunglasses and put them on: "We are from the Time and Space Administration, and I think you are too weak." That's why we've been sent to upgrade you. ”
"Upgrade?"
As soon as the words fell, Zhou Zhou had already taken out the amnestic stick and flashed it at the emperor and the empress dowager.
The shaman stepped forward and recited a spell to the sluggish emperor, "Forget everything." Then he took out a large bottle of Coke, which was filled with a glittering silver liquid.
Zhou Zhou knocked the emperor down, pulled the emperor's head sideways up, and took out a funnel and stuffed it into the emperor's ear.
The shaman carefully poured the silver liquid into the funnel.
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Twenty minutes later, Zhao Xu woke up, he held his head and shook violently, and after a while, he let go of his hand and muttered, "Who am I?" Zhao Xu? No, I'm Linghu Xiu. (To be continued......)