Speaking of such concerns, how could Qin Zhen not know? Nepal, known as the land of Buddhism, is home to a large number of pilgrims from all over the world. Believers from India, Bhutan, Tibet, and other places come here. Here, a robbery with great fanfare will definitely not work.

As they walked towards the bottom of the pagoda, Lao Gu said mysteriously: "Qin Zhen, I have an idea, listen to it?" ”

"Say it." It was definitely impossible not to let him say it, but Qin Zhen didn't hope that he could say anything good.

Old Gu Lehe smiled evilly and said, "Have you noticed that the ascetics in this place are very special?" Their bodies and faces were painted with all kinds of oil paint, and it was impossible to tell where they were. ”

Qin Zhen stopped thoughtfully, looked at Lao Gu hesitantly and said, "You want to ...... Let's pretend to be dervishes? ”

Lao Gu raised his head proudly and said, "Tell you the truth, this is the old man who didn't understand me before, who gave me a hint." With my excellent way of thinking, I immediately thought that as long as we get ourselves dirty a little and put on a face of oil paint, even if Fu Tianlei is standing in front of us, he will be able to recognize it! If we go to the temple in the image of an ascetic like that, no one will doubt it, right? Surely you can get your footing, right? Then let's stay in that temple for three or five days in the bright light, and observe it well day and night, just two broken houses, how can we not find out their little secrets? Sometimes Lao Gu said this, his expression was particularly dirty. It seems that he is more than suitable for such a shady deed.

Although Lao Gu said that the idea was good, it was the most natural thing for the monks to approach the temple. But Qin Zhen still asked with a little hesitation: "You...... Do you think that's really good? The hair of the ascetics is never washed or cut. Our heads are not qualified! Also, do you see what kind of clothes other dervishes wear, is it appropriate for us to swagger and deceive with this outfit? ”

Regarding Qin Zhen's concerns, Lao Gu rolled his eyes and scolded: "Are you Biao?" Buy wigs, buy robes! It's the right place to spend it, you know? ”

"Wigs ......? Big old man to buy fake head coverings? Okay, then you can do it! We're definitely not going to do it! Qin Zhen decisively pushed this task to Lao Gu, and Jiang Qi beside him also subconsciously leaned towards Qin Zhen's side, it seems that he is also very resistant to the task of buying a woman's wig. After all, it's easy to mistake it for a pervert.

I have to talk about Gu Ye's mentality. He sneered at Qin Zhen and Jiang Qi and said, "Just the vision and heart of the two of you. How can you achieve great things? If you want to make a big business, let alone a fake head cover, even if you should buy a bikini, you have to buy it, and you have to wear it! There is no self-sacrificing spirit at all. How can you make a revolution? Come on. I'll leave the disguise to me! You two go back to the inn and stay there. Tomorrow will give you a chance to change your face and be a new person. ”

Qin Zhen grinned, and said in his heart that he would change his face, but he was afraid that he would not want to be a man again in the future......

That's it. The three soldiers divided into two routes, Lao Gu went to buy clothes and supplies for "disguise and transformation", and Qin Zhen and Jiang Qi also went to prepare some necessary items for them to climb Mount Everest. No one knows if there will be a chance to go up this time and come down again, if not, then you have to prepare in advance to go directly to Lhotse Peak. If you don't want to die on a snowy mountain, you have to have some things ready.

It was probably almost dark when Qin Zhen and Jiang Qi returned to the hostel. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Lao Gu with his back to them, sitting on the bed and busy with something. Hearing the knock on the door, he didn't look back and said, "I came back early for such a difficult task, and you two came back so late?" What happened to go on a local day trip with a group? ”

Qin Zhen and Jiang Qi were very curious about the results of Lao Gu's going out alone to purchase special items this time, so they hurriedly put down their things and walked over.

As soon as he walked in front of Lao Gu, he saw a mess of dirty rags under his feet. At this time, he was still holding a false hood with grass, dirt, and mud on it. Qin Zhen frowned and asked, "You...... After going out for a day, is it to pick up the rags? Did you pick them up? ”

Lao Gu finally put down the hood in his hand, raised his head, and said angrily unhappily: "Fart!" These are all bought back by Gu Ye and my real money! When I bought it back, it was clean and new. It's been working on it for hours! Qin Zhen, open your big eyes and see clearly, such a natural 'old retro', if it weren't for your buddy's ingenuity, who would have been able to turn magic into decay like this? ? ”

Qin Zhen squatted down and picked up a pile of rags with two fingers and looked at it carefully. It's true that dirty is really dirty, but there are still places where you can see that they are new. This is Lao Gu deliberately rolled like this with oil paint and clay.

As for the wig, one of them may still be a semi-finished product, and it can be vaguely seen at this time, it is a wig with a big wave shape that is very popular among girls now......

Jiang Qi had been standing beside him in a daze, and asked blankly: "Old Gu, are you sure we have to wear these things......" Jiang Qi was very unconfident when he asked this, and his face looked ugly. For him, it doesn't matter if the conditions are difficult, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't wear a military uniform, but he can't accept it unless he is asked to make himself a non-mainstream performance art visual department...... Especially the big and charming waves...... How can Jiang Qi, a special officer, withstand this......

Lao Gu is also considerate, probably because he had already thought of Jiang Qi's situation, so he had been prepared for a long time. I saw him flip through the pile of rags next to him and said: "Banner, I know that your revolutionary high hat will not be able to take off for a while." In order to consider your spiritual feelings, I have specially found you a small scroll. Then bring their hats and you won't find it too hard to accept. ”

As he spoke, Lao Gu pulled out a hood from the pile of rags as if by magic. A small roll in the head, much like the explosive head in the United States in the seventies and eighties. It was also covered in mud, and it looked like a head that had never washed its head in his life.

Lao Gu took the hood in his hand, looked left and right with an eye that appreciated his artwork, and finally smiled with satisfaction: "It's not to blow it to you, just Gu Ye and my unique aesthetic concept, it's really not something that you ordinary people can understand." You know, it was only after talking to more than thirty ascetics that I finally finalized our disguise based on their mental thoughts, as well as their dressing......

Just when Lao Gu was proudly expressing his merits and describing his proud works, Qin Zhen couldn't help but interrupt him, and said very sadly: "Old Gu...... Are you asking us to disguise ourselves as dervishes, or are you going to let us play the monsters in Journey to the West? This hairstyle is too difficult to accept...... Qin Zhen didn't dare to look at the "big wave" in Lao Gu's hand.

Lao Gu said in a cold voice: "Qin Zhen, why do you have no revolutionary consciousness so much? You said that the hair of their ascetics is not cut or washed. Can I get you a long-haired one that looks like that? Do you still want to find Buddha bones? Do you still want to find Shangri-La? Do you still want to find Dongshao?? ”

"I want to ......," Qin Zhen responded weakly in a low voice.

"Isn't that the end of it! If you want to, you always have to pay something. Revolutions always come at a cost. It's just a change, is it that hard to accept? Besides, don't you believe me? You who have been transformed by my hands will not be much worse than you are now......" Lao Gu said very confidently.

Qin Zhen and Jiang Qi glanced at each other, and for the first time had the idea that it was too difficult to complain about finding Yudong. The feeling of helplessness that you want to die but can't die is really miserable......

It is not difficult to find local robes in Nepal, Lao Gu "old" these clothes, and I don't know whether I have wiped the floor or my shoes with these clothes, in short, how dirty and dirty they are.

Seeing that Qin Zhen and the others still couldn't accept it, Lao Gu persuaded him earnestly: "You guys are content, do you know that other ascetics don't wear shoes at all?" At least I haven't deprived you of the right to wear shoes. You can put on your own clothes on the inside and cover them on the outside. It has to be like it, so that we can break into the temple and steal the Buddha's bones, you know? ”

"But......" As soon as Qin Zhen wanted to speak, Lao Gu glared at him and continued: "But what is it!" Do you still want to save Dong Shao!? ”

When Qin Zhen heard this, he had become a legitimate excuse for him to be embarrassed. But Qin Zhen still picked up the clothes on the ground, and said to Lao Gu in embarrassment: "Lao Gu, of course I want to save him, otherwise I can't run here without my life." That's a good idea, and I understand it, knowing it's the safest way to do it. But...... Doesn't ascetic mean that it's good to ask for food from the non-mainstream? Do you have to let our brother's reputation in this life be ruined by your abnormal aesthetics......"

"! Ascetics live on the alms of passers-by, and how to call them is a matter of elegance and vulgarity. And when you really integrate into this crowd, you will be the mainstream! A hundred monks, ninety-nine curly hair, if you're not like that, you're the non-mainstream, you know? Eh, don't shake the morale of the army here, and then hang the banner in a while...... Alright, that's it, that's it! You go clean up, I'm still a little bit unfinished. Don't bother me yet, Gu Ye is very busy. Lao Gu shook his head proudly, and then began to work hard to transform the "big wave" in his hand......

Qin Zhen and Jiang Qi avoided Lao Gu stupidly, sat side by side by the window, and looked at the foreign sky outside the window without tears, and suddenly felt a feeling of infinite sadness...... (To be continued......)