Chapter 450: Forced Marriage
It is said that there is a sister Lin falling from the sky, I am sending a young sister to the door, I just met and figured out the identity, and I am going to marry me, is it too sudden? Dudes are stupid, are they really fake? It's too dramatic, I didn't step on shit when I came, I immediately remembered the classic line in Journey to the West, and blurted out: "I'm just here to find someone, my face hasn't been washed, my teeth haven't been brushed, what kind of kiss has I become?" ”
Xiaoqing smiled at me: "Since I have taken a fancy to you, whether you want to or not, this relationship will always come to pass!" ”
After saying that, the canopy boat went towards the shore like an arrow from the string, the speed is called a fast, buddy can't even jump ship, not to mention it's useless to jump ship, and I can't escape her magic grasp if I jump, I was already confused, I didn't know what to do, so I could only shout to Xiaoqing: "Sister Xiaoqing, don't make this kind of joke, marriage drama can't be child's play, if you really want to find someone to experience it, I recommend you to find Li Yiling......"
Xiaoqing didn't pay attention to me, let me shout, you have gotten on my boat, I can't help your posture, buddy is getting more and more panicked, I really don't dare to mess around with Xiaoqing, you must know that buddy was deceived by Pei Jiang's old calf before, and he was entangled by Pei Xiaoxiao, and it has not been solved until now, the cause and effect are still there, if he is entangled by a thousand-year-old snake spirit, that day will not have to pass.
Let's just say buddy, a good girl can't look down on me, and I'm either a female ghost or a goblin, and my special mother is not Tang Seng...... Cranky shouting, but the boat is already about to dock, buddy is really a little anxious, if he is really forced to become a parent, can't he enter the cave room? It's a snake when you enter the cave, I ......
"Sister Qing, we have something to say. Don't be like this, I'm a Taoist disciple. It's not an ordinary person, you're really pressing me. Be careful, I'll give you a Five Thunder Fa! ”
It doesn't work, it doesn't work, I really can't help it, I just pinched a thunder trick and recited the incantation: "Om, Santan, Han Nanyan Ganyi, the Nine Heavens Fire and Thunder Department Boundless Hercules King, the Nine Heavens Fire Thunder Fire Lightning Fire Flying Fire Flowing Fire Seven Star Fire Thunderbolt Fire Flame Thunder Blazing Fire, Nine Heavens Fire Thunder King Yan." Riding the dragon mount, flying tiger lion, Bai Ze, hedgehog, unicorn, fire camel, fire elephant, fire horse, fire eagle, fire beast, copper head and iron face, millions of divine soldiers......"
Thunder Great Mighty Curse! This is the biggest trick that a buddy can make, Xiaoqing didn't stop me at all, but looked at it with a smile, I was ruthless, and the last sentence was as urgent as Taiyi Yuanjun's law order, and his hand pointed at Xiaoqing, without the cooperation of Huang Fu, the power must not be good. But at least let her hide, right?
A very thin electric light flashed from my fingers, shooting straight towards Xiaoqing, but the person didn't even change his posture, and reached out and grabbed the electric light. Throwing it into the water, he said leisurely: "This is a little skill...... It's really hard for you! ”
In fact, I had already expected such an outcome, crying with a sad face. My mind kept spinning, thinking about how I could get through this pass. I didn't think that the boat had arrived on the shore, and Xiaoqing stretched out his hand. Jumping off the boat with his buddy's collar, that's called a relaxation, the problem is that the buddy has a robe on him, and inside is a pair of trousers.
It was really a bit cold, and I hurriedly shouted: "Sister Qing, Sister Qing, put me down first, we have something to say, what kind of system is it to be kept by you like this, let it go, let it go, let it go......"
I struggled downward, but in Xiaoqing's hands like a little chicken, no matter how I moved, people are as steady as Mount Tai, and my arms don't shake a little, keep me to walk forward, and chat with me while walking: "I'll be home soon, I'll put it down for you when I get home, and you don't have to choose an auspicious day, I'll get married today, from now on, you will be my husband, and I will treat you like Bai Suzhen treats Xu Xian......"
When I watched the legend of the White Lady when I was a child, I especially liked Xiaoqing, because Xiaoqing is the kind of person with a true temperament, not as much as Bai Suzhen knows, thinks about it so much, and is quite cute to go straight, but I didn't expect that when I met Zhen Xiaoqing one day, I really hated her for doing whatever she wanted, and she was the character of what she said, this special mother completely ignored the feelings of others, as long as she was happy.
I miss Bai Suzhen so much!
I can't help it when I'm raptured, I can't reach it, and I don't have a magic weapon on my body, I really want to cry without tears, in a hurry, my brain suddenly improved, and I actually figured out an idea, and hurriedly said to Xiaoqing: "Sister Qing, Sister Qing, we are developing too fast, even if you are not informal, at least you have to have a love thing or something, right?" I don't have anything on me now, everything has been stolen by a woodcutter, you help me get it back, I will at least give you a love object. ”
After saying this, Xiaoqing didn't go forward, stopped, still holding me in his hand, tilted his head and thought about it: "That's right, there should indeed be a love object, you wait for me here, I'll go and get your things back." ”
Oops, it really worked, I suddenly perked up, and said to Xiaoqing: "I still have two companions who were arrested by the official, you can get them back together, how can you have three or five friends to watch the ceremony, you can't say that the two of you have achieved it, it's too unorthodox, think about Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian when she got married, did someone watch the ceremony?" ”
"That's right, on the day Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian got married, there were many people who came to watch the ceremony, well, you are right, then bring your two friends back, you are waiting for me here!" After Xiaoqing finished speaking, he walked around me, and disappeared without a trace when he stomped his feet, and his buddies all looked straight at him, he didn't fly, he didn't escape, he was gone, and he was really a thousand-year-old goblin.
But it's too big, right, just throw your buddy here? I identified the direction, turned around and ran to the side, who really waited for her, ran first and then said, I never thought about it, I moved, slammed into an invisible barrier, fell hard, no wonder Xiaoqing walked around me in a circle, this is to trap me inside.
But just walking around can trap me as a big living person? It's too big, isn't it? I was distracted, Xiaoqing and Qi Feng suddenly appeared in front of me, with my satchel and clothes in his hand, Xiaoqing threw the clothes and satchel to me and said, "Find a love object." ”
"What about the little monk?" I asked curiously, puzzled that Xiaoqing had left Qi Feng out, but left the little monk behind, Xiaoqing snorted and said, "I hate it when I see a monk." The little monk is also a monk, and I'm afraid I can't help but slap him. ”
It scared me. She was sealed in a bowl by Fahai, and if she saw a monk, she would be angry. The little monk is still not out of the good, who can bear her slap, I hurriedly put on my own clothes first, the robe on my body is wide, first change into pants to change clothes, but I am not afraid of walking away, I changed my clothes, while looking at Qi Feng, who knows that the kid is shaking like a quail. Obviously, Xiaoqing shocked him too much.
After I got dressed, Xiaoqing stretched out her hand and asked, "What about the love object?" ”
I can see it, don't look at Xiaoqing's cultivation for so many years, her personality is still the same as it was back then, nothing has changed, it's just that the demonic energy on her body is almost gone, and she still looks like she is not deeply involved in the world, what I don't understand is. Shouldn't she find a way to go out and save Bai Suzhen? Why do you have to live a small life here?
My current situation is that as long as I can not marry her, I have to think of any way, and I can delay it for a while. I reached out and grabbed the soul card in my satchel, but said to Xiaoqing: "Sister Qing, you and Bai Suzhen are sisters." You're not going to go out and save her? ”
"What is like a sister, my mana is not as good as hers. was subdued by her and became her handmaiden. I can't beat her, it's nothing, just practice well together, I didn't expect her to fall in love with a nerd and cause trouble, but she is really good to me. ”
When Xiaoqing said this, a wry smile appeared on her face, and she said: "Save her to save her, as long as I go out, I will overturn the Leifeng Pagoda to rescue her, before that, I must understand what is good about love in the world?" Let's get married, you made me understand, when I get out, I'll take you to save Bai Suzhen. ”
Xiaoqing has always called Bai Suzhen by her name, never called her sister, in terms of attitude, she is not as affectionate as a sister in the TV series, we don't understand the world of goblins, not to mention that the legend of the White Snake must have processed a lot of art, and she is still puzzled by Bai Suzhen's actions back then, I don't understand why Bai Suzhen gave up Taoism and became an immortal for the sake of a little white face, and finally ended up in such a miserable end.
If she doesn't figure these things out, even if she goes out, she won't save Bai Suzhen, because she can't understand, in fact, my special mother can't understand either, Bai Suzhen fell in love with Xu Xian's waste, and finally delayed the meeting, I also grabbed the soul card, and when Xiaoqing's voice just fell, I took it out and slapped it at her, shouting loudly: "Chasing souls and asking for life!" ”
I didn't hope to hurt Xiaoqing at all, even if she was stunned by the kung fu, buddy can also take the opportunity to escape, no, I didn't expect the soul card to be shot out, but Xiaoqing grabbed the soul card, the cold breath on the soul card didn't work at all, the buddy immediately despaired, it's not that the buddy is incompetent, it's really Xiaoqing is too powerful.
Xiaoqing's face was already very unkind, and he asked in a deep voice, "What are you doing?" ”
"I'm giving you a love object, oops, I made a mistake, the love object is the same size as the brand, I made a mistake!" I hurriedly defended, but Xiaoqing sneered: "Yes, if you can't take out something the same size as this brand, I will cut off one of your hands first, anyway, you can get married with one less hand." ”
If ordinary people really have to be blindfolded, but buddies have encountered too many things, so many that no matter what the situation at least can stay calm, don't think that this can stump me, it is difficult buddy, although my right hand was caught, but my left hand quickly took out a thing about the size of the soul card from the satchel, and pressed it, and it lit up.
What is it, smartphones! (To be continued......)
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