Chapter 506: Decree of the Saint
Wu Jin is still very conscious, and he is very satisfied with a petty official from the eighth grade of sesame mung beans, so can the buddy not satisfy him? You have to be satisfied, some people may ask, how can you be satisfied? How simple it is, go back and find a few costumes to put on, the whole fake holy decree is burned for Wu Jin, and the matter is solved, in fact, it's that simple.
Buddies are not afraid that he will recognize him, Wu Jin is a landowner in the past, he is stupid to read, and he went to the county seat to take the Xiucai exam, what can he see? If you want to say that modern people's knowledge is too different from the past, there are too many differences, now there are TVs, mobile phones, news, what was in the past, there is no problem in fooling him.
What's more, Wu Jin is obsessed with the commendation of the government, giving an official the size of a sesame seed, not the kind with power, just a false title, just the whole holy decree or something, once burned, he can still check it? It's okay to check, let's find Guangxu to check in the underworld, so buddy is very sure, Li Yiling obviously knows what I mean, and comforted Wu Jin a few words, saying that Xu Daotai must have done something for you.
Wu Jin, the old ghost, immediately looked like he had seen his father and was close to his buddy, and he could see that he was very envious, and he praised me for being handsome, I could do it at such a young age, it was amazing, Yunyun ......, and the handsome buddy of Fengshen didn't wait for a modest sentence, Li Yiling kicked his nose and said to Wu Jin, in fact, Lang always has a great background, but he is the son of a prince, the flag owner of the black flag, surnamed Hulu Li, and his name is Hulu Lilang......
Hearing this, Wu Jin was stunned, Li Yiling was too out of tune, and he didn't believe Wu Jin, so his buddies hurriedly asked Wu Jin to wait patiently, went back to ask for instructions, and hurriedly drove away with his brothers. Actually, on the way, I also wondered, we were dressed. How can he be like the Qing Dynasty, how can Wu Jin believe it?
Ask Li Yiling, why did Wu Jin believe my nonsense? Ya asked, "He doesn't believe it, is there any other choice?" ”
I was silent for a long time, thinking that Wu Jin was pitiful enough, I looked forward to a court reward all my life, but I didn't expect it, I read a lifetime of books, I was stupid to read, my body was not repaired, and my family was gone. He has nothing to do with governing the country and the world, but he has become an obsessive old ghost, unwilling to guard the bridge he built, waiting for a commendation and official title that has no hope at all, and the feudal system kills people.
It's the middle of the night when I got home, Li Yiling didn't go back to the funeral home, went to sleep with the madman, and last time I solved Sister Zhang's matter, Sister Zhang found us two houses in the building. The madman rented a room, Xiaoqing had a room, and there was a place, but it was too troublesome to get close. The madman doesn't cook at all, and comes to me all day long to eat and drink.
Without further ado, I called Director Zhang Zhixin early the next morning. borrowed a few costumes, and Qing court dramas have been more popular in recent years. His status is there again, and a few costumes are trivial. It didn't take long for us to go to him, I pondered it, and decided to call Su Qingtian and the little monk as well, Su Qingtian is a new face, and the decree will not make Wu Jin suspicious, and then let the little monk give the whole paragraph of the excessive scriptures, and it is basically done.
With my help, Su Qingtian worked as a singer and recording assistant in a music program in our company, and she was very happy, and she often mixed with our brothers, and made an appointment to meet in Zhang Zhixin's studio with a phone call.
When I arrived at Zhang Zhixin's, Zhang Zhixin was very interested in me borrowing costumes, pulled me and asked me what was going on, I asked my brothers to pick out clothes, and told Zhang Zhixin about the official fan and old ghost...... After finishing speaking, he turned his head, the brothers hadn't finished picking out their clothes, Li Yiling was quite normal, and he found Goshha's clothes, the little monk didn't know what to wear, and when I got my idea, Su Qingtian and the madman quarreled over who was the eunuch.
Buddy is a platform of several products, and the one who issued the decree had to be a eunuch, in fact, my original intention was to let Su Qingtian be a eunuch to issue a holy decree, but Ya's Feng Qingyang didn't know what to say, it was estimated that it was quite annoying, Su Qingtian didn't do it, he had to let Feng Qingyang be a eunuch, you said that these two are enough to say, what are you arguing in Director Zhang's studio, it's embarrassing, I hurriedly said: "You two rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will be a eunuch." ”
Feng Qingyang didn't do it, jumping up and down, saying that he was masculine and vigorous, and he didn't look like a eunuch when he wore eunuch clothes, and in the end Su Qingtian let him take the eunuch's clothes, and it stands to reason that this is the end, after all, he has to go to the stall where he puts calligraphy and painting to make the whole holy decree, but Feng Qingyang saw a costume of a guard in Zhang Zhixin, so he had to wear it, saying that he wanted to be a wind guard.
Zhang Zhixin looked at a few of us, and he was very happy to watch, and told me that there was a new drama recently, filming Bao Gong, and the costumes sent by the crew were checked and hung here, if you really like to wear them, just wear them, but we are pretending to be from the Qing Dynasty, what are we doing wearing a Song Dynasty exhibition guard clothes?
Feng Qingyang wants to wear it, I want to scold him, and in the end Li Yiling persuaded: "Anyway, Wu Jin doesn't know what the palace looks like, and he doesn't understand what grade the palace has, so you just let him wear it, and he will make a fuss." "I thought about it too, I love to wear it, I was too lazy to take care of him, and I found the clothes of a eunuch for the little monk, and my buddy found a civil official's mansion, wearing a flower feather.
From Zhang Zhixin's out, we went to the cultural square again, and made a fake holy decree in the place where the calligraphy and painting stalls were set up, and the person who wrote to us was an old pedant, not to mention the strict writing of the holy decree, but also full of ancient texts, quite like that, Li Yiling prepared some dark coins, saying that they were burned for Wu Jin, and sent them to the end, everything was ready, and they waited for the evening.
I ate a little at a small restaurant outside for dinner, and when I got home, I started to dress up, I put on my own clothes, with the concept of acting in a full set, the fake braids were all put on, and the buddies put on official uniforms, not to mention that there is really a little bit of grace and luxury, the special mother is handsome, but the costumes are a little big, not very strong, the little monk and Su Qingtian changed into the clothes of the eunuchs, and Li Yiling changed into the clothes of Goshha, which is quite like that, that is, the wind is clear and too out of tune, wearing Zhanzhao's clothes, it is still red, and it is indescribably dazzling.
Forget about Liuliu, a photographer is not as big as him, after changing his clothes, Li Yiling shouted with a sharp voice: "All waiting, waiting for Lord Lilang in the gourd to go on the road!" I took a sip: "Your special mother is on the road!" ”
Laughing and laughing, no one took it seriously, the brothers were finished, and the time was almost up, so I went out and drove to issue the holy decree, went out of the door of the building, and met Xiaoqing head-on, and when I saw our virtue, I stopped and asked, "What are you doing here?" Making a movie? What movie wears this virtue? ”
"Zhanzhao vs. Zombies." I replied, Xiaoqing covered her mouth and was happy, she now belongs to the level of her aunt and grandmother, she basically doesn't go to work, and she basically can't find it, it's a miracle to be able to meet today, she is very fashionable, with a big bag in her hand, and it is estimated that she will brush Lin Qiong's gold card again.
"Such a fun thing, don't take me one, Mr. Lang, you have learned badly!" Xiaoqing came up and was about to pinch my ear, I hurriedly flashed and said, "Sister Qing, you have to speak with a conscience, you Shenlong can't see the head and the end, where can I find you?" Originally, it was a role that lacked a maid, but it was too late, and there were no clothes. ”
Since Xiaoqing blocked her buddy, she didn't let go of her buddy so easily, and said with a smile: "No, you have to take me there, isn't it just clothes?" A maid of the Qing Dynasty? ”
I nodded, as soon as Xiaoqing turned around, the cyan aura surrounded her, and there was a cyan Qing Dynasty maid costume on her body. Surely not, but can I refuse now? Definitely not.
So I reluctantly took Xiaoqing and Li Yiling to drive, I looked at the few people sitting in the car, how do I look at it, how do I not pay attention, a good team of Qing Dynasty issued holy decrees, stunned to mix in to show guards, this is okay, at least a gentleman, and a maid mixed in What's the matter?
I can't cry or laugh, let's take a step at a time, Li Yiling drove the car and hummed a little song: "The beautiful scenery of the West Lake is ...... in March."
Soon the car drove to the vicinity of the stone bridge, before I saw the stone bridge, I saw the bus across the stone bridge, the frightened sign was very dazzling in the moonlight, I was stupid when I saw the bus, the situation in front of me, obviously Mr. Tian Zhongxiao was unwilling to fail again.
I don't know why I felt an evil fire in my heart when I saw the bus, and said to Li Yiling: "Little brother, let them go back yesterday, and let them go back today?" Or drive to the riverbed? Can you swallow this breath? ”
Li Yiling didn't reply, and drove the car towards the bus, and the accelerator throttle was booming...... This is the meaning of crashing, I was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Little brother, don't be so arrogant, people have big cars!" ”
"What did Fett's mother say, it's too late, Wu Jin will be accepted by them!" Li Yiling replied to me, I looked in front of the car window, and saw that the fog on the stone bridge was much thicker than yesterday, and the golden light flashed, the spell sounded, and the yin wind gusted, obviously I had already started.
But you can't hit the bus in a hurry, isn't that looking for death? Before I could speak, I saw the two goods that stopped us yesterday in front of the bus appeared again, still blocking the front, waving at us, this time Li Yiling was not used to them, the minibus hit it directly, the two goods screamed and avoided, Li Yiling stepped on the accelerator, the minibus stopped, and there was still half a meter away from the bus, which shocked me into a cold sweat.
I was shocked into a cold sweat, but the other brothers were quite confused, and they didn't react at all, the brakes were too urgent, except for Xiaoqing, who was as stable as Mount Tai, basically all of them were staggering, Li Yiling stopped the car, pushed the car door and went down, I heard him grit his teeth and said: "Give face shame, let you all Smecta today!" (To be continued......)
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