The price of the ginseng fruit was too high, and the old cow was unacceptably excited when he saw the ginseng fruit.

The Bull Demon King trembled and walked towards insolence.

Who knew that Zhang Qiang suddenly hugged the ginseng fruit and asked loudly at the Bull Demon King: "Bull Demon King." Venerable Master is the ancestor of Bodhi, who has given you such a sacred fruit, and you are ready to take it with your hands??? ”

The Bull Demon King patted his head: "You quietly, you see." I forgot the number of etiquette when I was happy. I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes. ”

Insolent: "It's not right! Ginseng fruit is a sacred object in the world, if you want to accept the reward of the teacher, you must burn incense and purify your body, abstain from meat, sex, and alcohol for three days, eat green rice and drink white water every day. Otherwise, it would be disrespectful to my master. ”

The Bull Demon King was shocked: "How can this be? Today is my wedding day, how can I quit drinking and meat? You're not kidding me, are you? ”

Zhang Qiangxin said, Lao Tzu brushed you.

"It's okay if you don't quit, the family teacher brought a total of two ginseng fruits. One is given to my junior brother Sun Wukong, and the other is for you. Take back this one of yours for the time being. Sun Wukong, don't you hurry up and burn incense and change clothes??! ”

When Du Ang saw the arrogance, it was comparable to seeing his own father. Jumping over.

"Big big brother, you ...... you"

Zhang Crazy is a slap: "How can I educate you, I can't talk about getting married?" ”

Du Ang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, Senior Brother is right." ”

"Smack!"

Du Ang is like the aggrieved little girl in the four-panel comic "Mom Hit Me Again", wearing red and covering her face, and she is about to cry.

Duang: "Brother, I'...... I just repeated it three times, and I really didn't learn to stumble. ”

Zhang Mad pointed behind the Bull Demon King: "What breed are these monsters with horns?" ”

Duang: "Bull Demon, Bull Demon, Bull Demon, Bull Demon, Bull Demon, Bull Demon, Bull Demon, Bull Demon, ......Bull Demon, T

Zhang Arrogant stretched out his hand helplessly: "Everyone has seen it." Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! ……”

The slapping continued.

Zhang Qiang didn't slap him with the greatest strength.

The Bull Demon King looked at the nine bull demons behind him, that is, the nine ox spirit brothers of his immediate family: "......"

After three minutes of insolence, Du Ang covered his face and looked at him with slanted eyes.

Insolent: "Not convinced? ”

Just watch Duang chicks nod like pecks at rice.

The plot goes back to three minutes ago.

After flickering the Bull Demon King, Du Ang crawled and jumped like a monkey. But then he really is a monkey, and it's perfectly correct to call him a monkey.

At this time.

Du Ang stammered and said:

"Big big brother, you ...... you"

At the same time, Du Ang begged for arrogance with the team channel: "Captain, save me, my Zixia is going to be forcibly married!" ”

Zhang frowned: "Marry your sister." No, you marry his sister. You cry a fart, you can sleep a cow for nothing in the plot, are you stupid. ”

Duang: "But, Zixia is already my man. ”

Insolent: "You really slept with the Zixia Fairy?" ”

Duang: "Really. I can't afford to lose her!! She is my one qiē, she is my one! ”

Insolence: "You're crazy." Zixia Fairy is just an NPC! ”

Duang: "I'd rather die if you don't help her!" ~”

Insolence: "Good! ”

Zhang Crazy is a slap, and then uses the public channel (shouting in reality): "How to educate you, you can't talk about getting married?" ”

This sentence is for everyone to hear, and the monsters hear it clearly. But the madman team knew in their hearts why they wanted to slap Du Ang's mouth.

Du Ang covered his face: "Why do you want to hit me." ”

Insolence: "Just because I'm your captain." ”

Du Ang hurriedly nodded (speaking from colleagues on the squad channel and the public channel): "Yes, yes, yes, Senior Brother is right." ”

"Smack!"

Duang (squad): "Why are you still beating me!" ”

At this time, Du Ang was like a four-panel comic "Mom Beat Me Again" as aggrieved.

Duang (public): "Brother, I...... I just repeated it three times, and I really didn't learn to stumble. ”

Insolent: "What kind of breed are these monsters with horns?" ”

After speaking, Du Ang put on the sleeve and had a big mouth arrogantly. Then he said to Du Ang, who was about to cry, on the team channel: "I pumped you, I pumped for my teammates, because of you." We're about to start a big war. You are not convinced. ”

At this time, Du Ang said to his colleagues on two channels: "Senior brother, play well, I'll serve!" ”

All the youkai present gasped.

Some said: "Holding a grass (indicating that he is a sheep spirit, maybe he is happy), Baa has seen a cheap person, but Baa has never seen such a cheap person." ”

There are also monsters who say, "Xiba (stick spirit)!" Look at how strict the Taoist rules are, the senior brother beats the junior brother the same as beating the son. ”

At this time, Du Ang slapped himself fiercely: "I really owe a beating." ”

"Supreme Treasure, don't!" Fairy Zixia suddenly exclaimed, and then she was about to break free and rush towards Duang. It seems that the relationship between these two is not ordinarily deep.

Du Ang's face tightened: "Get out, don't come here, stinky woman!" ”

Zhang Qiang (squad): "Duang, what kind of tricks are you playing?" ”

Du Ang's face darkened: "The Bull Demon King is an S-level boss, I can't beat it at all." ”

Zhang squinted his eyes: "Are you kidding?" Even if you don't have the ability of Monkey King, you can at least pull the Zixia Fairy and run away...... Wrong! You've got something to hide from me! ”

Duang's face was cloudy and uncertain, and it was reversed several times. Finally, Duang spat out a few words.

"Actually, I've been on this plot for 1 year now. During this period, I tried my best, but I didn't get any ability from the Monkey King. Moreover, as time went on, my own combat effectiveness decreased. ”

Zhang Madness: "What Cheng dù has you arrived?" ”

"Alas...... Captain, I'm sorry for you. ”

Zhang raised his hand (public, squad): "Is it ?! to find a fight?" ”

Duang: "Black Iron." ”

"Smack!"

The arrogant slap fell directly on Du Ang's face: "What did you do when you fell to the ground!! ”

"Woooooooooo......oo I was wrong, I was really wrong......"

At this time, Duang was already holding his arrogant thighs and crying, and this time he was really crying.

"Alas......" Duang wept bitterly in front of everyone's eyes, and the goblins didn't know what to do.

It's not for everyone to go, and it's not for everyone to disperse.

In the end, the Bull Demon King spoke: "You don't have to care, although it is said that men don't flick when they have tears, but my brother is also a temperamental." It was a long time ago that he was abandoned by the Bodhi Ancestor on Huangshan. Now the ancients naturally burst into tears when they saw each other, which is a true expression of true feelings, true feelings. ”

After Lao Niu finished speaking, everyone also began to cater to him: true feelings, true feelings. “

Flowing a baked cake, Du Ang touched the insolence with a big snot and finished the story.

Du Ang, the grandson, has never watched the big talk of Journey to the West, and when he saw the Zixia Fairy, he directly pulled out the sword of the Zixia Fairy by coincidence.

In the big story Journey to the West, it is clearly said that as long as you pull out the sword of the Zixia Fairy, that person will be his wishful husband.

That's it!

Zixia Fairy is also an upright girl, and without saying a word, she directly hugged Du Ang.

What's even more outrageous is that Duang is still resisting. At the end, a legendary item was used. Purple gold bells, this thing can make Erlang God dance, take off, and dance. Naturally, Duang also fell off, and then Duang was counterattacked.

Poor Duang actually lost his life in the Journey to the West.

As Du Ang spoke, he cried aggrievedly, and at this time, the three fat men also jumped out and accidentally kicked Du Ang.

Then the two little lovers were out of control.

Every day, every day, every day. Bang bang, bang bang.

Endless snapping.

Du Ang babbled about the story for 3 minutes, and finally Hellfire couldn't help but come out and beat Du Ang. This grandson is on the right track.

It is said that Du Ang is also a golden rank critical value, and he is about to be promoted to a super powerhouse at the diamond level.

But Duang found a super strict problem. Every time you snap with Zixia Fairy, you will immediately drop 0.1 attribute value. Du Ang's full attributes have exceeded 40×5. Now the value of the Duon attribute is black iron, which means that each attribute is less than 15 points.

Zhang Mad squinted his eyes at Du Ang: "Have you meowed to patronize the sleeping girl in the Journey to the West world?" More than 2,000 times a year, me!! Are you going to die? ”

Du Ang covered his face: "I didn't hold back." ”

No wonder Zhang Madness saw Fairy Zixia's face so strange, it turned out that this fairy had become a human and a wife. Even if these two people are not married, don't they live a happy life?

Even if the two have known each other for twelve months.

Two thousand times are punished with three hundred and fifty times.! ”

An average of 5.714285 times a day!

After settling this account, Insolence, Hellfire, Three Fat, and even Mu Mu left Duang together.

Insolent: "Pit goods! ”

Three fat: "Scum! ”

Hellfire: "Beast! ”

Shepherd: "Perverted! ”

Duang: "I'm true love." ”

Zhang shook his head: "I don't know when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, big horse monkeys come at night, and Zixia becomes a sister-in-law." Pit, pit! "An average of 5.714285 times a day!

After settling this account, Insolence, Hellfire, Three Fat, and even Mu Mu left Duang together.

Insolent: "Pit goods! ”

Three fat: "Scum! ”

Hellfire: "Beast! ”

Shepherd: "Perverted! ”

Duang: "I'm true love." ”

Zhang shook his head: "I don't know when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, big horse monkeys come at night, and Zixia becomes a sister-in-law." Pit, pit! ”

Insolent: "Pit goods! ”

Three fat: "Scum! ”

Hellfire: "Beast! ”

Shepherd: "Perverted! ”

Duang: "I'm true love." ”

Zhang shook his head: "I don't know when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, big horse monkeys come at night, and Zixia becomes a sister-in-law." Pit, pit!

Zhang shook his head: "I don't know when I sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, big horse monkeys come at night, and Zixia becomes a sister-in-law." Pit, pit! ”