Chapter 60: Exploring the Little White House at Night
Originally, Ah Shun was going to bring some wine and food to the guard room, invite two guards to have supper, and then let us in after getting them drunk, but considering that drinking not only delayed too long, but also possibly that the other party would fall down first before he was drunk, this plan was overturned.
But Xiao Bailou is surrounded by probes and infrared, and the doorman has electric batons and pistols, so it is absolutely impossible to break in...... Just when everyone was at a loss, an idea suddenly came to me!
"I've got a way!" I said as I dug out my backpack because I remember that Bingbing stuffed a packet of dried tobacco in my bag and taught me how to use it.
Several people looked at me at this time, and finally found the pack of cigarettes, I took out some and smelled them, stuffed them back into the bag, and said, "Ah Shun, do you two doormen smoke?" ”
"Smoking, it's all old smoking guns, but they can only be smoked in the guard's room, and other places in the small white building are detected by smoke police."
"Well, that's easy, I have a pack of special tobacco here, non-toxic and tasteless, but after smoking, people's brains will have about half an hour of anesthesia and fall asleep, at this time their consciousness enters a temporary state of amnesia, and the last memory only stays in about a minute after smoking, and when they are not asleep, you have to cooperate with the show, pretend that you are possessed by ghosts, and make a madman in front of them, so that their consciousness can be implanted with illusions......" They nodded from time to time, understanding my plan.
"Well, it just so happens that the haunting has made everyone panic these days, and this trick should be very believable. But Boss Zang, I have a question, after this tobacco is inhaled into the human body, will there be any evidence left, you must know, here are all experts, it is easy to be debunked. Ah Shun asked.
"Rest assured, all of these tobacco shreds are synthetic of pure natural Chinese herbs, and they are absorbed and volatilized immediately after inhaling into the human body, and there are no foreign substances in the cigarette ash. But we only have half an hour, and we have to do a lot of things in this half hour, including how to open the protection system with passwords, and how to trouble Ah Shun to clean up the records in the surveillance video in time. "I think there will be a lot of unexpected things to improvise in this half hour, but now, the first thing is to destroy all the evidence.
Ah Shun nodded and said, "Don't worry about the protection system, as long as I pull off the electric switch at that time, these protection measures will be automatically opened, and we won't have any trouble getting in and out." The control system of the whole building is in the guard room, which I am familiar with. But...... There are three medical staff on duty upstairs, how to solve it? They don't smoke. ”
I was looking down to think about how to answer, but I saw Ah Hu smile, and after making eye contact with Ah Bao, I patted my chest and said, "It's just three women, don't worry, it's up to the two of us, hahaha." ”
Jin Facai hurriedly said: "Ouch mom, it's all this time, you two are still bold!" What do you want to do? ”
Ah Bao hurriedly replied with a smile: "Boss Jin, where do you want to go, we can't do this ghost trick, but it's not easy to subdue three women?" You see, we even brought the tools of the crime......" After speaking, Ah Bao took out a few soft objects wrapped in plastic wrap and shiny like jelly from his bag.
"This ...... What is it? Ah Shun asked.
Ah Hu lowered his face and lowered his voice to reveal a sly smile: "Thai secret recipe, ghost skin mask~"
"What? Ghost skin masks? Jin Facai grabbed a piece of jelly, pinched it in his hand, and sniffed it again.
"Boss Jin, this is the face-changing artifact taught by our Thai elder brother, this thing is like plasticine, after spreading it on your face, before it dries, you can pinch it out of the face shape you want at will, melon seed face, goose egg face, wrinkled without wrinkles, single eyelid and double eyelids, Andy Lau and Stephen Chow...... Feel free to shape and dry after about 10 minutes of contact with the air, it will become a natural complexion, fit on the face and move with your muscles, or if you don't look closely, it will be completely like the real skin. ”
I listened funny, and I also picked up a piece and pinched it: "I can't imagine that your senior brother in addition to witchcraft, also studies these crooked things, which is found in ancient Chinese disguise techniques, called human oil glue, which is refined from corpse oil, which are all the usual tricks of some unelegant chicken and dog thieves, not some Thai secret recipe." ”
As soon as Jin Facai heard what I said, he quickly let go: "Ouch mom, corpse oil?!" I'm going to vomit this thing on my face! Brother is a Leo, and he doesn't like these burying things. ”
Ah Hu hurriedly said: "Boss Jin, it's okay if you don't use it, but I'm afraid that those three women will recognize our faces, and if we get a national wanted warrant or something in the future, it will be difficult to do!" ”
Jin Facai was stunned for a while when he said this, and when he looked at me, I also nodded to him, only to see that he grabbed his handful of longevity peach head in pain: "Hey, I am unlucky outside of Jin Yuan, so I will follow you to knock back!" ”
Several people brainstormed and strained all the steps again, and I rolled a few cigarettes on the side, marked the cigarette holder, and handed it to Ah Shun to put in his cigarette case.
It was almost eleven o'clock, and seeing that the rain was getting heavier and heavier outside the window, accompanied by bursts of thunder, I pinched my fingers and started a hexagram, but it was not a big deal. Looking at the weather in front of you, there should be no ghosts coming to haunt you.
"It's a good day, and the time is almost up, so let's go!"
Several people got into the car in the rain, and under the guidance of Ah Shun, they copied from a small road without a probe to the back door of the Yunda headquarters campus, turned off the fire and stopped on the side of the road. Several people began to dress up in disguise in the car, in fact, they were smearing human oil glue on their faces, Ah Shun naturally didn't need to wipe it, so he muttered and recited the lines on the side, probably because he was nervous, and his speech became stammering, and he stopped several times in the middle. I was worried that he would be too nervous for a while, so I comforted: "Don't be nervous, you just need to go in and ask about the situation and send a circle of cigarettes like you normally do every day, and you don't need to be verbose." They'll be lying down in a minute. ”
Jin Facai wiped his face in the rearview mirror and scolded: "This thing smells fishy, what kind of disguise is this, I bah, the whole thing is about to disfigure me!" When I come out to wash, if my face is not as handsome as it used to be, you will have to compensate me for the plastic surgery fee! …… Eh, big official, hurry up and help me take a look, isn't this a bit like Maitreya Buddha? ”
I turned my head to see that he had put a whole piece of human oil glue on his face, and was pressing his cheeks left and right with his fingers to adjust the angle, his face was originally round, and this layer of oily glue did not dry the fat face to enlarge the fat face again, and the whole face looked like a pot lid, I jokingly replied: "Maitreya Buddha is not very similar, but it is quite like the clay man Ah Fu." ”
The Haw Par brothers laughed when they heard it on the side, and Ah Hu said: "Boss Jin, anyway, this time we are just to make others unrecognizable, and we don't want to make up for anyone, you don't have to be so fine." ”
"That's not possible, I've always been decent, either it's not neat, or if it's tidy, it can't be too tidy~" Jin Facai finished his face and looked at me again: "Big official, why did you use half a piece, here...... And there...... I haven't wiped it yet. ”
I shoved the remaining half into my pocket and replied, "Didn't Ah Hu say it, as long as you can't recognize my original appearance, I just need to change the shape of my face around my forehead and eyes, and I can't stand the smell if I wipe too much." ”
"That's right! Why didn't I think of it, I knew that I wouldn't wipe this side of my nose, this smell is fucking worse than shit. ”
The Haw Par brothers giggled gloating on the side, I looked up at the makeup of the two of them, and I just smeared the human oil glue on the face at random without a shape, and it looked like the whole face was crooked, and the gel had not yet dried, and it was shining with a layer of oil, as if the whole face had been vacuum-molded, which was very terrifying at first glance in the black carriage.
Jin Facai looked back at them and exclaimed, "Oh mom, you two are still laughing at me, and you don't hurry to look in the mirror, this face runs to the graveyard to pee, and even ghosts can be scared to death by you." ”
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While I was laughing, the rain gradually stopped.
Ah Shun took off the toad glasses and wide-brimmed hat, and said, "When the lights go out, let's get out of the car, you follow me, and follow the route I took, trying to avoid the probes on campus." ”
Ah Shun also exchanged a few words with the security guards inside when he passed by the gatehouse. At this time, a few late students came back from outside, and we took advantage of the dim street lights, blended behind them, and swaggered into the campus some distance from the concierge, without any hindrance.
Ah Shun caught up after a while, ran ahead of us, and did not talk to us, but put his hands behind his back and hinted to us to follow.
Although there were few pedestrians on campus, because the face of Ah Hu and Ah Leopard was so bad, I was worried that if I met a student head-on, it would cause trouble, so I asked them to keep their heads down and follow behind me and Jin Facai.
After walking for about five or six minutes, we came to a fence, which was covered with ivy, Ah Shun took out an electronic card from his pocket and stretched it into a dense place and swept it, and a small door opened on the wall, and we followed the wall closely.
Inside the wall was a small grove with a small stone paved road in the middle, and in the distance of the path you could see a small building half-hidden in the woods, and outside the small building was indeed surrounded by a barbed wire fence.
Ah Shun's footsteps slowed down a little, turned his head and waited for us to follow, and said in a low voice: "I will open the iron door in a while, after you follow me in, you will hide under the window of the guard's room, and when I go in, make sure they are asleep, and then call you out, don't make a noise!" ”
We nodded, and I patted Ah Shun on the shoulder to tell him not to be nervous.
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After following Ah Shun into the barbed wire gate, he walked straight to the guard's room, while we leaned down and slowly moved under their windows against the wall.
Ah Shun was talking with the ones they didn't have, and faintly heard him say inside: "You guys should have a little more eyes today, go upstairs to patrol every hour, keep an eye on the monitor, and then see a nurse falling, immediately ring the alarm bell, you know?" No matter how hard it is for the last night, the armed police will be sent to help tomorrow. You can easily do it. Come on, come on, smoke a cigarette to refresh yourself~"
Hearing this, everyone held their breath, my heart pounded, at this time I was worried about whether the pack of tobacco that Bingbing gave me would have the effect she said, although I was absolutely convinced of her craftsmanship, but after all, this thing was the first time I used it, and I hadn't seen her use it before, so it would always be a little unsteady.
There was a light breeze in the woods, blowing a slight chill on my forehead, and I touched my forehead, probably a little sweaty on my forehead due to nervousness. The man's oil glue is no longer the greasy and greasy feel before, but really like touching his own skin, and even this sweat can seep out of this layer of fake skin, indicating that it is completely simulated and breathable, and I can't help but secretly admire the wisdom of the ancients.
Looking back at Jin Facai, although he wiped a whole piece before, but because his face was big enough, it was almost dry, and then looked at the tiger and leopard brothers, due to the uneven wiping, the thin places had dried out, and the thick places were still glowing with a layer of oil, in the dim light of the woods, it was chilling to look at.
Ah Hu looked at me, frowned in the direction of the window and gave me a look, meaning why hasn't there been any movement, I shook my head, and I was a little anxious in my heart, I asked Ah Shun to play a play of pretending to be crazy and stupid, why did the smoke go out but there was no sound?
When I was nervous, "Ah...... Sneeze! "Suddenly who sneezed loudly.