Zhao Jiadi took out a cigarette, paused for a while when he lit the cigarette, looked up at the sky, the moon was dark and the wind was high, it was a good situation of robbing money and robbing him, if there was a female devil like Li Mochou who wanted to attack him, Zhao Jiadi happily accepted his fate. Please use .txt6. to access this site. I remember that when the little white-faced Huang Hua was still a little white-faced and aspired to be a writer of Huang Sè, he wrote half a yellow book, called "Journey to the West but Eastward Journey", the main purpose is to let Tang Seng collect all the chūn harshees and resentful banshees, and the whole text is a dialogue, although it is very yellow, for example, Guanyin is a masturbation lover, the Jade Emperor is a masochist, the Queen Mother of the West is the Queen of Lilies, Chang'e is actually in love with Zhu Bajie, etc., and so on, it is also very violent, Tai Bai Xing alchemy for thousands of years, just to refine two, The mantra of the old man is that the gun is out of power. But there were still some written in it that surprised Zhao Jiadi

For the sake of celestial beings, a little novice in the Little Leiyin Temple asked the host, "Master, I should call you Master, right?" ”“

It's okay, Sun Wukong called my idol Tang Sanzang like this, besides, he just bought a set of books on the stall for the teacher, and the apprentices all called the master. ”

"Master, you seem to be ......"

"Huh? Is this so? No wonder there are always so many mouths in jīng color paragraphs! ”

"By the way, master, why is Monk Tang your idol?"

"You don't understand."

"Tell me about it."

"You don't understand."

"Master, I don't have the strength to cook dinner."

"That's it, because Tang San has concentration."

"What's the explanation?"

"So many banshees pestering him, if he was a teacher, he wouldn't be able to understand Buddhism with them anyway, and he couldn't beat them, so he would have already obeyed, which shows that Tang Sanzang is extremely determined. The abbots in our temple are just because they have no chance to make mistakes, they are false and can't cultivate the bodhisattva fruit. ”

So Zhao Jiadi actually admires Huang Hua who always does not deny that he is a little white-faced, many things, Huazi is at the forefront, watching pornographic films, broken places, the prodigal son turns back, Congliang, gets married and has children, Zhao Jiadi was napping in a trance, and suddenly heard a wail that broke through the sky, look, look, a girl who looks so handsome has to walk alone at night, and she was robbed, right? Zhao Jiadi immediately turned around and sprinted over, didn't the hero save the beauty just to make a personal promise? But at the scene of the incident, Zhao Jiadi was dumbfounded, a man with an obscene appearance fell to the ground, and was trampled on by the water spirit girl who just looked at the appearance and really brought disaster to the country and the people, she turned her head to see Zhao Jiadi who braked suddenly, Zhao Jiadi also smiled kindly, I never thought that the girl would be angry when she saw Zhao Jiadi's smiling face, and she ripped off the drawing board and killed her, and knocked down her head and face. It really can't be said that he is powerless, Zhao Jiadi saw the "accomplice" who fell to the ground and pretended to be dead and howled out of the corner of his eye, and had to remind the guy that he was going to escape! But the girl just glanced at it, let the main culprit slip away, and still launched a devastating blow to Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Jiadi is a mud bodhisattva who has no anger, and he can't be beaten like this for no reason, grabbed the drawing board, raised his tone and said You are sick, I was afraid that something would happen to a girl of you, so I rushed over! The woman pulled the drawing board, but she couldn't pull it, her eyes were a little frightened and panicked, and she probably still regarded Zhao Jiadi as a bandit, but he was just a bandit, and it was not easy to deal with. Zhao Jiadi let go of the drawing board, took a step back, and said helplessly, if you don't feel at ease, report jǐng, I won't escape. She thought about it, stayed away from Zhao Jiadi, took out her mobile phone to dial the number, and said it softly, probably because she couldn't tell the location, Zhao Jiadi helped to say it again, her mosquito voice repeated the letter suspiciously, so tossed, she seemed to believe half of Zhao Jiadi, Zhao Jiadi sat on the ground and smoked, and finally understood why only second- and third-rate martial arts novels often set up the bloody scene of the protagonist capturing the flower thief, because under normal circumstances, the woman will be regarded as an accomplice, and it is strange to fall in love at first sight. Zhao Jiadi looked up at her with a jǐng ti face, and said, "Lend me the drawing board. She took two steps back with her drawingboard, the last weapon she had ever used. Zhao Jiadi didn't have a good breath and said, I'll help you draw that bastard, can this prove that you are not an accomplice? She fought a lot, walked a few steps closer, and gently threw the simple drawing board to Zhao Jiadi, the drawing board was easy to catch, but the sketch pencil was the same as a dart, but unfortunately Zhao Jiadi was a person who had learned this unpopular dragon slaying technique with Wei Feng, and he didn't get hit, and in a few minutes, he sketched out the head of the robbed buddy, Zhao Jiadi's painting skills are average compared with professionals, and the talent is still some, if it wasn't for the academic performance in high school, maybe he would be deceived by the art teacher to go to the Academy of Fine Arts, Zhao Jiadi finished painting, I saw a woman in her early twenties and under twenty-five squatting beside her to look at her sketches, and she looked disdainful, Zhao Jiadi rolled his eyes, he didn't care, Lao Tzu didn't learn to paint, for fear of being regarded as a villain again, so he didn't get up, and returned the sketchpad to the indiscriminate girl, Zhao Jiadi looked at his watch and asked, "It's not there yet?" There is a time requirement for Hangzhou jǐng to be on duty, and you must reach your destination within a few minutes. She shook her head. Zhao Jia's face was puzzled for the first time. She carried the drawing board on her back and shook it with her phone. Zhao Jiadi couldn't cry and laughed, you didn't report jǐng, just make a show to scare me? She finally smiled, not looking back, but it was very embarrassing to make Liugong Fandai embarrassed. Zhao Jiadi silently thought about why he bothered, thinking that in the future, this hero would save the beauty and become a bear. She replied with an apologetic expression, Zhao Jiadi didn't manage his money, patted his ass and got up, ready to retreat, smoking a cigarette, and for no reason remembered another little story in Huang Hua's book, which was the three dozen white bones jīng.

"Wukong, don't fight, don't fight."

"Master, this girl is a monster!"

"That's a beautiful youkai, too. As a teacher, he has a pair of eyes that find beauty. Besides, hundreds of miles in this wilderness, I can't even see a few of my mother's, and I finally bumped into them. ”

"Master, she can eat people!"

"But many people who are alive have already eaten their hearts, so why be eaten? Dead is dead. ”

"However, this time it is you who he wants to eat, not the second junior brother and the white dragon horse......"

“cāo！ Because the division commander is so handsome, shouldn't she be taken captive first to be Mr. Zhai and enjoy it? Since it's so uninteresting, Wukong, give me a stick to kill this monster! ”

Zhao Jiadi left with a smirk, his resentment in his stomach disappeared, he was a man, he had to entertain himself, so that he would not be suffocated to death, it was a small blessing to be able to suffer a small loss, and it was a great blessing to be able to bear a big loss. Zhao Jiadi heard the sound of broken footsteps, turned his head to look, the girl actually followed, and had to ask curiously, You are on the way with me? She shook her head honestly and made a gesture to eat, Zhao Jiadi smiled and asked Thank you for the treat? She nodded, Zhao Jiadi just drank wine and wanted to eat something to warm her stomach, but she was in a hurry to go back to study the red-headed document that Li Tan brought, and she had to do a meticulous summary work, plus there was no fancy, so she didn't mix, this girl had too much potential for trouble, and Zhao Jiadi had no blessings. But a small action made Zhao Jiadi change her attention: she didn't seem to have a wallet, and took out a handful of money from her trouser pocket, all of which were change, the largest one was only twenty yuan, and the scattered ones together did not exceed fifty, she smiled, the meaning was very clear, there was so much money on her body, and she couldn't afford to invite a good treat. It was the first time for Zhao Jiadi to see such a straightforward treat, so he came to a night snack stall with little expense, and ordered two fried noodles and two side dishes, one meat and one vegetarian, Zhao Jiadi helped her calculate, a total of 36 yuan. Zhao Jiadi was very undignified when eating, he never thought that he would meet an opponent of equal strength this time, and the things on the table were swept away in a few minutes with lightning speed, Zhao Jiadi saw her run to check out and pay, and then stuffed the change into her pocket, and showed a smile to Zhao Jiadi, the lethality was so great that it swept a large circle of the small restaurant, all of which were hooked, and several uncles who drove private cars to bring girls to fill their stomachs were instantly in a trance, Zhao Jiadi really looked at her, melon seed face, almond eyes, small mouth, skin like dripping jade Guanyin, The temperament can't be said to be pure or charming, but it is more than enough to be a high-ranking fox jīng, who is she, where does she come from, and where is she going? Zhao Jiadi couldn't ask, it would be nice if he was a security guard, and when he caught a beautiful girl, he asked these three most philosophical questions, and if he didn't answer, he wouldn't let him go. The two met in a high-profile manner, plain and separated, from beginning to end, Zhao Jiadi only knew that this was a girl who was not like to talk by the drawing board, she was very bold in eating, she dared to treat herself without much money, and she was never merciful to rob sè and rob sè, the most important thing is that she is very beautiful, so beautiful that she is only beautiful, so beautiful that she has no sense of reality. Zhao Jiadi was about to leave the car at the G+ bar, stopped the car on the side of the road, and muttered a conversation about Tang Sanzang and Sun Monkey: "Wukong, it's a cool autumn?" "Master, what's wrong again? You can't change peaches this season! "It's okay, I just feel cold." "Master, if you're cold, you're cold, what are you doing touching me?" "Alas, find a banshee jīng warm quilt for the teacher?"

When he arrived at the World Trade Center, Zhao Jiadi moved all the red-headed documents to the table, studied them one by one, and soon it was two o'clock in the morning, but he didn't feel sleepy, so he got some boiling water and boiled a cup of tea, I miss my brothers a little, I don't know how these guys are doing, Huzi's sāo bag is okay and will send sāo to disturb the phone, and a certain out-of-fashion star participated in a dinner, and hooked up with a certain school flower in the previous school to be in the Land Rover car. It is said that Yang Pingping defeated countless young jīng Ying and finally entered a foreign company in Běijīng, and became a senior white-collar worker under the roots of the imperial city, but no one accompanied her to the night market, and most of them were not happy. Zhao Jiadi felt that one day if Sister Pingping really became a good girl, it must be a sad thing. The "Journey to the West but Eastward Journey" without an ending, basically everyone was tricked by Huang Hua'an, Zhao Jiadi is Tang Sanzang, a man who never cries, but he has a bad stomach. Zhu Bajie is the most handsome businessman in the circle, cold and cold, doesn't like to deal with anyone, and refuses Chang'e's show of love, so she blows the pillow wind and finally falls to the mortal world. Sha Seng is Lao Yang, a dead talker. The white dragon horse is Huang Hua himself, Hu Li and Yang Pingping are both banshees on the way to learn the scriptures, and the leopards are all charms and charms who receive lunch boxes just after they show up, for which Huang Hua was also whipped by the rebellious dragon sets. Zhao Jiadi drank the tea, went to pick up half a catty of tea and put it in the box, ready to hand it over to Xu Cai according to Li Tan's instructions, lay on the bed after taking a bath, and received a text message from Cai Yanzhi, saying that he was going to arrange Xiaoguoer to study in Hangzhou, Zhao Jiadi raised his hands and feet to support, the house is too unpopular, nǎinǎi always said that it doesn't matter if the house is big or not, the most important thing is to be popular, not lonely, otherwise even if a person lives in a house of hundreds of square meters, it is not a blessing, it is a crime.

After work the next day, Zhao Jiadi put a small basket of Xianju Dongkui bayberry distributed by the unit into the basket, these things are sent to the door in an endless stream with the counterpart enterprises of the National Development and Reform Commission, naturally much better than the ones sold on the market, to the station to pick up Xiaoguoer, Yang Ce followed, was sent away, Xiaoguoer said to take a bicycle, but Zhao Jiadi took her to pick up the path leisurely through the alley, it took an hour to return to the nest, Zhao Jiadi asked the little fruit holding the bayberry is tired, Lori, who has been stealing her mouth all the way so that her mouth and small hands are purple sè, is sunny, and she says that she is not tired, she is not tired. Xiaoguo'er never spits out the core when she eats bayberry, and she is worthy of being a little girl brought out by Aunt Cai herself, with a heroine's demeanor. When she arrived at the World Trade Center, Zhao Jiadi tied an apron to make dinner, Xiao Guo'er played a helper, and together they made a table of meals, Zhao Jiadi smiled and asked where she was going to go to school when she picked up vegetables? Lori is a serious Taoist elementary school, at No. 6 Qiuzhi Lane, Wener Road, I will buy a bicycle with my pocket money. Zhao Jiadi asked, what about your amateur tasks such as painting, ballet, and piano? Xiao Guo'er made a grimace and said that Aunt Dao helped me arrange it, don't trouble you, I am now under the fence. Zhao Jiadi smiled dumbly and said, I'm not afraid of trouble. Xiao Nizi is old-fashioned, and he should pay attention to the influence of melon fields and plums. Zhao Jiadi felt a sense of frustration, and said helplessly, Can I make a move on your little girl? Xiaoguo'er pouted and said, "Don't allow Lori to change? I'm 1.6 meters now! Zhao Jiadi took a general look, not to say that he didn't know, he was startled when he saw it, although the little Lori was only twelve or thirteen years old, but she was really slim, this height must be the best in the class, and in another three or four years, maybe it can really reach 1.75 meters, and then Zhao Jiadi will definitely be the first tragedy. After dinner, it is stipulated that who washes the dishes will be divided into odd and even numbers, and today Zhao Jiadi will clean up the mess, Xiao Guoer sat in the living room in a daze at the big bluestone slab, dipped a brush in water and wrote a few words, crooked, weak wrist strength, of course, Zhao Jiadi saw her discouraged, sat down and comforted and said Take your time, the same as you learn to paint. Xiao Guo'er sighed, shook her head and said Forget it, no matter how much you write, it's not as good as you. Zhao Jiadi touched her head and said with a smile Compare with me, you are looking for the wrong person. Xiaoguo'er is not convinced, then let's play chess! Whoever loses washes the bowl for a week! Zhao Jiadi is happy, chess, Go, backgammon, checkers, you choose! Xiao Guo'er pulled out a box of chess from the backpack on the ground, hehe, flying chess! As a result, Zhao Jiadi was defeated. That night, Zhao Jiadi used his own method to drill the camp system in the study, and the freshly and cute little Lori played Tetris with her back to him, and if she lost, she went to watch a horror movie that made Zhao Jiadi creepy, and the basket of bayberry soon bottomed out, and the small belly was the same as a bottomless pit, but the bayberry didn't eat bad people, so Zhao Jiadi didn't stop it. Before going to bed, Zhao Jiadi turned on the bedside lamp on the master bedroom bed and read a copy of "Classical Poetry and Prose Songs", but the little Lori stood at the door with a doll in her arms, with a bitter face, Zhao Jiadi asked what was wrong? She replied that she couldn't sleep because she knew the bed. Zhao Jiadi can only say that he can stay up all night. She didn't move, looking at Zhao Jiadi's bed pitifully. Zhao Jiadi laughed angrily and said that my bed is not the same, can't you sleep? I didn't expect Xiaoguo'er to be confident, how do you know if you don't try it? Zhao Jiadi couldn't resist this Lori, let her jump into bed, I thought she should go back to the room if she couldn't sleep, but she really fell asleep peacefully, and Zhao Jiadi's "cohabitation" career kicked off.