01 Are you a tease invited by a monkey?
"Are you tired of the calm but boring everyday life?
Do you already hate life like a machine, day after day, year after year?
Have you made up your mind to embark on a thrilling and legendary adventure, even if you are in danger of death at any time? ”
"Of course!"
Well, a qiē as you wish......
"Hmm......
Strange, when did I fall asleep? ”
The sky was gloomy with dark clouds, the ground was so damp that it seemed as if it had just rained, and in the middle of a deserted street, a young Asian man in a very ordinary jacket and jeans, with a pair of black-rimmed flat glasses on the bridge of his nose, got up and looked at the single-courtyard houses on both sides of the road with some confusion, and then focused his eyes on a few other strangers who were just as inexplicably "servant" as he was.
He remembers checking an anonymous text message on his phone on the fast-moving subway, when he couldn't help but blurt out the word "of course......
Later......
Then there was no more, his consciousness was interrupted, and by the time he woke up again, he had been thrown into the middle of the road with the others.
And look at the white light mask that detains them inside, look at the single-courtyard buildings on both sides of the street, this is really not like a Chinese country, could it be that during his coma......
"Huh......
Oops, oops! Why am I lying outside! ”
While the young man in flat glasses was expressionlessly bowing his head in contemplation, a middle-aged Asian woman in her forties, slightly fat, wearing only autumn clothes and pants, also woke up yawning, and immediately exclaimed after seeing her surroundings clearly, listening to the accent should be from the northeast.
Aunt Northeast looked at the strangers lying on the ground like dead people beside her, and then immediately got up in fear, and cautiously asked the young man with flat glasses:
"That...... What's going on, guy? I remember I was watching TV in bed, why did I wake up and lie down on the street? ”
"Don't panic, I've probably guessed what's going on."
The young man, who seemed to have just left the campus, raised his right hand and pushed down the strange flat glasses that reflected the light strangely even on a cloudy day, making it impossible to see his eyes clearly, and then asked in an unusually calm tone:
"Before you fell unconscious, did a few strange questions pop up on the TV asking if you were tired of the boring life you have now?"
"Hearing you say that, it seems that there is such a thing.
At first, I thought it was some kind of urgent notice from the TV station, but after watching it......
Immediately after that, it seems that nothing is known. ”
Aunt Northeast frowned and searched her memory hard, but she couldn't remember when she fell asleep after watching those questions on TV. She didn't seem to experience the process of drowsiness at all, and passed out as if she had turned off the TV with a remote control.
"Sure enough!"
After getting a positive answer from Aunt Northeast, the young man with flat glasses looked up to the sky and sighed with a very complicated feeling, but the corners of his mouth that were involuntarily upturned already honestly reflected his true mood at the moment-
Something is about to pop up.
Something inside him was cheering, and was about to pop out like a wild horse!
"Huh...... This is ......."
"! It's too tamar fantasy! Is this infinity? ”
Just as the nervous Northeast aunt wanted to ask the young man with Pingguang glasses what he had guessed, the other two young men lying on the ground also woke up. One of them is a high school student with a southern accent, and the other is a gangster with an accent, it can be said that they are two people who can't beat each other, but they seem to immediately understand their current situation, which is really strange!
"Ahh
W-Where is this? Who are you? I—Am I being kidnapped? ”
The puzzled Northeast aunt soon found the "same kind", and the young woman on the ground, who was dressed quite fashionable and sexy, and looked okay, woke up and looked as ignorant as her, completely unaware of what had happened to her. But the strange thing is that the male white-collar worker in his early thirties who stood up at the end also quickly guessed something, could it be that this is a show that she has not watched, but it has become very popular among young people?
"Brothers, you should have guessed what this place is, right?
However, the two ladies in our team don't seem to know what is going on, should we explain it to them first, and then discuss the next step?
Our mission is to survive for 72 hours, but the mission hasn't started yet, and the rest of the return has not been touched. ”
Just when everyone looked at each other silently, the white-collar man who woke up last spoke first, and at this time, the young man with flat glasses, who was squatting on the ground and didn't know what he was touching, immediately stood up, nodded very calmly in front of everyone, and said:
"It seems to have just rained around, but the ground beneath our feet isn't wet at all, and the mask is actually a completely enclosed hemisphere."
"! Dude, you're studying this! Do your eggs hurt? ”
The thugs dressed in non-mainstream clothes rolled their eyes at the serious young man in flat glasses, while the high school students who also wore glasses and the white-collar workers in suits and leather shoes also showed helpless expressions, as if they felt that he cared about something useless.
But the young man, who had woken up earlier than everyone else, simply pushed down his reflective glasses with a blank face, and said in a dull voice as smooth and uninhibited as a machine:
"Hmph...... The wisdom of mortals.
Knowing that the main god's protective shield is fully enclosed, maybe in the future, in a certain mission scene, you can use this to make a targeted layout, and there is never too much information. ”
"...... Don't sue me, your name is Chu Xuan! But if you don't call Chu Xuan, then pretend to force me like this and promise not to kill you. ”
As much as possible, the gangster is a gangster, but he is a gangster who likes to read, and the "infinite stream" web novel is his favorite, but of course he can't take any cat or dog as Chu Xuan because of the other party's flat glasses, poker face, indifferent tone, and the habitual actions and mantras that belong to Chu Xuan, that guy who is obviously cosp1ay Chu Xuan If he wants to fool him, it would be a big mistake.
"Ah, I'm not Chu Xuan.
I am Chu Xian, Chu Xuan's Chu, and Xu Xian's Xian. ”
"Poof~"
Chu Xian nodded at the thug very seriously, his expression and tone were still as flat. The gangsters and high school students couldn't help laughing, and the white-collar man also showed a smile on his face, only the Northeast aunt and the fashion girl didn't understand what kind of coke this was—who was that Chu Xuan, and was he a person in a certain story like Xu Xian?
"Are you a tease invited by the monkeys?
Even people like you can wake up before me, and there's an aunt...... Come on, come on, I promise not to kill you. ”
The little gangster complained about Chu Xian a little depressedly, and at the same time beckoned to him with a smile, but he didn't know if Chu Xian was too honest or too lacking in heart, so he really walked in front of the gangster immediately, but put the gangster there embarrassedly.
Although he is a gangster, and Chu Xian still came to find a smoke by himself, he is not the kind of brainless villain who is stupid enough to fly in the infinite world - those otaku authors on the Internet underestimate the IQ of the gangsters, and if they want to mix in society, what they need most is the ability to judge the situation and assess the situation, **everywhere**, even if they are gangsters, they can only be fooled into charging into battle to block the knife and carry the thunder.
"I said, brothers, don't be there to get entangled for Chu Xuan and Xu Xian!
This is a horror movie, and we still have 72 hours to survive! Don't you feel the slightest bit nervous? ”
Just when the thugs were not fighting or not fighting, and they were in a dilemma, the white-collar man who spoke in a vulgar tone took the initiative to relieve him, so he immediately turned around and picked up the words of the white-collar man, ignoring Chu Xian, who was still looking at him calmly.
"Even if I was a little nervous at first, I was completely less nervous now because of this teasing.
And if this is an infinite world like in the novel, then I'm too familiar with it!
If you look at the number of people, our mission this time is only a six-player difficulty, which should be considered ordinary or easy - after all, we seem to be all newcomers, and there are no veterans, so this is a novice mission, as long as you are careful not to die yourself, you will not die.
In addition, you can also see everyone's potential from the order of waking up, and what woke up before me was this tease and that aunt, and this guy in the school uniform had about the same potential as me, and then ......
Well, but in addition, everyone in the infinite world pulled into the main god actually hides abilities that are useful for completing tasks, as long as everyone works together, then there must be a way to survive. ”
When it comes to the infinite world, this little gangster who is dressed very non-mainstream immediately seems to be a different person, which makes the white-collar man of the high school student can't help but show an impressive expression.
Is this still a gangster? Shouldn't the gangsters in the novel all scold at this time, resolutely disbelieve it, and then hang up quickly? How can you change your tune because you think about the feelings of the last person to wake up, and call for unity and cooperation? This is simply unscientific!
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