Chapter 20: Master Bidou
The fat man walked and swayed, and the person who looked like a sรจ looked at him inexplicably felt an urge to beat him up.
Before he could go far, a series of shouts came from behind him.
"Liar...... Quick, stop him, this bastard dares to come to our village. โ
The fat man's voice seemed to have a kind of "refreshing" effect, and the fear caused by the blood in the hearts of the villagers was instantly suppressed, and many villagers even picked up a stone and rushed out of the yard to stop the fat man.
I don't know why, the villagers' anger towards this big fat man has gone beyond a qiฤ, as if they want to pick the fat man alive.
After the explanation of some villagers, a few of us realized that this qiฤ was the death of this fat man himself, and he never counted a fortune telling accurately, and finally almost abducted the young daughter of the old Wang family next door.
"What are you going to do?" The fat man's voice was extremely sharp, and after hearing the words of the villagers, he suddenly became anxious, and like a shrew, he crossed his hands on his hips and scolded, "Don't you have long eyes? Don't you see what I say here? โ
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, the villagers who were already very dissatisfied with the fat man were even more angry.
If it weren't for the presence of the police at this time, I'm afraid we would all be able to witness the bloody scene with our own eyes by now.
The appearance of the police not only did not make the fat man afraid, but also cried loudly, grabbing the sleeves of other police comrades with a handful of snot and tears, and wiping almost all the tears and snot on the policeman's body.
This is a disgusting look that even a few of us onlookers would find disgusting, let alone this hapless policeman.
"Comrade policeman, how can I deceive people? I'm the chief disciple of the Great Immortal Sect. The fat man shouted sharply, and pointed at the villagers around him with his right hand pointing at the orchid, "Are your eyes blind?" Nine of the ten hexagrams will be accurate, isn't there another hexagram that won't be accurate? Who called you unlucky, but you encountered this inaccurate hexagram, and ...... At the beginning, the daughter of the old Wang family was indeed haunted by ghosts, and I wanted to take her away for her own good. โ
Even though this guy said it skillfully, with the assistance of the police, the fat man still reluctantly handed over the money he had defrauded before, and deeply reflected on it.
It just struck me that the fat man should have seen the blood all over the room, but his expression was not the slightest bit afraid.
In the end, the police left, and my relative's house was temporarily cordoned off, and of course there were no police left here to watch over the scene, and in the words of the man who took the lead, it was not necessary.
I don't know where this big fat man's brain is missing a string, and after seeing the police leave, he actually began to scold again, "This time it's Lao Tzu planted, I originally felt quite sorry for you, I came here when I knew that there might be a ghost attack in your village, but I didn't expect you to treat me like this, forget it, this great immortal doesn't care." โ
Of course, he only dared to say these words after the villagers left, otherwise this guy would have to be beaten to death.
The fat man turned around and was about to leave, he ate so much fat that a simple turn made the fat on his body tremble like a wave.
It's amazing that this person's fat can still grow like this.
The fat man's words came to my ears clearly, how could I let him go, and at that moment, I and Wu Yifei stopped the fat man with bad intentions.
"You know how to tell fortunes?"
The fat man looked at a few of us, and his originally listless squinted eyes suddenly lit up, like an old cat meeting a mouse, not to mention how much excitement it was.
"Yes, of course it will, the odds are great." The fat man's squinted eyes were almost impossible to find when he smiled, and his hands kept rubbing obscenely, "I think you should have encountered something unclean recently, do you want this great immortal to give you a hexagram?" Rest assured, it's definitely not expensive. โ
Wang Kun became curious, as if he was deliberately trying to embarrass him, and asked intermittently, "Big ...... Big...... Big...... Daisen? You...... You...... You're kidding, you...... You...... What kind of immortal are you? Yes...... Yes...... Is there a bright hand to see? โ
The fat man smiled and touched his flagpole, shook the few strands of hair left on the top of his head with a look of self-righteousness, and said, "This immortal is a ......."
Before he finished speaking, our brothers couldn't hold it anymore, Wu Yifei covered his stomach and smiled, "Bidou Immortal? I think you're a funny immortal, Gaga, laugh at me, how can there be such an immortal, I know that you are unreliable when I rush to your name. โ
Perhaps the weak mind was stimulated, and Bi Dou immediately slammed the flagpole hard, and calculated it in his right hand.
At this moment, he was like a different person, and his expression looked rare and strict, and several of us were stunned.
He is also wonderful, in the end, it seems that one hand is not enough, and he begins to move the two hands together, which looks like a kindergarten student who has just learned to count, constantly breaking his fingers to calculate how many one plus one equals.
"Forget it, let's go, this guy is a tease invited by the monkey, let's think of something else."
A few of us were too lazy to waste time with him, just about to leave, but Bi Dou laughed like crazy, and then said loudly, "Fierce bloody clothes, death sequences, the land of yin and yang gathers remnant souls, and the blood-colored reincarnation soul does not return, it seems that you are really a big deal this time, and the matter of this village I calculated earlier should also be related to you." โ
Whether or not he made it up nonsense, but his words alone have won my approval.
I walked up to him and grabbed him, "What the hell will happen in this village, why did the family disappear in less than half a day, and my friend is also like this, he disappeared not long after entering this house, Daxian doesn't know if you can calculate it for me?" โ
The word "Great Immortal" seemed to be very useful to the fat man, and a pair of squinted eyes bent again, "It's easy to say, but you also know that fortune-telling can reduce longevity, so this price may be a bit high." โ
As soon as money was mentioned, Bi Dou's hands couldn't help but rub together again, looking like he was in the eyes of money.
I really can't figure out how such a person can be called a great immortal.
I looked at Han Yu, this guy is rich here, and he naturally has to pay for it, and I agreed to this matter after seeing him nod.
"Okay, refreshing, men should have this kind of tone, then the great immortal is also refreshing, give you a discount, as long as ninety-nine-eight, how about it, refreshing?"
The fat man's words almost didn't make me vomit blood in anger, this guy shouldn't be the so-called master that Wang Yudong knows.
The price of ninety-ninety-eight is too cheating, I just wanted to refute it, but Han Yu stopped me.
"As long as Hong Tao can be rescued, the price is worth it."
The fat man took out a compass with exquisite workmanship, and there was a little bit of light on the compass, which was a good magic weapon for good fortune and avoiding evil.
The policeman's seal had no effect on us at all, Bi Dou took the compass in one hand and deduced it in the other hand and walked directly into the yard, and the steps under his feet were very complicated, and the whole person seemed to have entered a wonderful state.
In this case, I once heard my grandfather say that people who are truly profound will step on various steps when casting spells, and the profundity of the steps will also increase with the strength of the individual.
It didn't take long for Bi Dou's body to tremble, and the corners of his mouth overflowed with blood.
Bi Dou looked ahead with a surprised face, and he didn't know when a golden insect appeared in front of him.
With the appearance of the insects, a strange fragrance wafted out, which made me hold my breath quickly.