Fat is eaten in one bite, mountains are climbed step by step, and boats are shaken out in one stroke.

Ten years of practice is a good literary talent, and ten years of practice can't be a Tian Xiucai.

It is said that this mouth is easy to practice, and the real ability is not so easy to practice.

The mysterious old voice told Bao Yuan that at this moment he was in the dream of chili belly. Bao Yuan is not stupid, nor has he eaten dung in large gulps, he was knocked out by the strange wind blowing back on the giant gate. Even if Bao Yuan is still not awake and in a dream at the moment, heh, how can he enter the dream of other people's chili belly? Bao Yuan thought about it, could it be that the lake god Niangniang in front of him was a woman with chili belly according to the lake surface, out of thin air, Bao Yuan approached and touched the cold body of the lake god Niangniang, although it felt so soft and smooth, it was obvious that this lake god Niangniang was dead.

Oh, my God!

How many cases?

Looking at the chili belly again, I saw that he combed the hair of the lake god Niangniang one by one with both hands, and tried to probe the jade lips of the lake god Niangniang with his hands.

Bao Yuan shouted: "Brother Pepper Belly, she has already gone to the Lake God Niangniang, leave her alone, old brother, after you go out, I promise to introduce you to a beautiful, good and servant woman......"

Chili belly deaf ears.

Bao Yuan was afraid of the truth told by the person who transmitted the sound for thousands of miles, and shouted desperately to the sky: "Hey, Xiao Nizi who transmitted the sound to Lao Tzu, where the hell are you?" Speak...... This, this...... Playing bones requires a natural pure yang physique, and being born to be fed with chili juice and milk, these congenital and acquired conditions are not in line with Lao Tzu, how can you learn the ability to play bones? Besides, are people willing to teach chili belly? The old knife head begged bitterly for thirty years, but the pepper belly did not agree to pass it on to the old knife head's son. Isn't that a bit, hey. Little Nizi, let's talk about it. Does Lao Tzu learn to play bones? ”

A familiar female voice.

And the strange male voice is gone.

Bao Yuan was not angry, and said indignantly: "Damn, every time I come to this set, every time I say a sentence or two, it's okay to say a word or two, it's the ass is the face, you fucking make it clear, are you fucking making Lao Tzu happy......" Suddenly, there was a cry from the sky, from far to near, more and more clear. More and more majestic: "Bag, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare me, we've gone through so many ups and downs along the way, don't leave me alone, come back soon......" This is Du Muqing's voice.

Bao Yuanzheng wondered no, no.

Exercise!

Could it be that Du Muqing can also transmit sound for thousands of miles, how did she do it?

didn't wait for Bao Yuan to figure out what was going on.

I only heard a more majestic voice from the sky: "Fuck, Bao Yuan's third grandson shouldn't be dead, he still has a little bit of breath in and out of his nose, and he may have lost his breath for a while." Brother Handan. Come on, come on, you come and give him artificial respiration, remember, don't blow hard at this kid's mouth. Blowing a breath and slapping him hard in the face, Bao Yuan, this kid may wake up when he knows the pain! This was Song Peng's underwhelming voice, and he didn't wait for Bao Yuan to scold happily. Song Peng, you die. Then I heard Ping Sigui's voice in the sky: "Bao Yuan, if you kid dare to fall asleep and not wake up." Hmph, you're welcome. To be honest, Mu Qing is such a big beauty, it's cheap for you, you can't let people be widowed. Bao Yuan, if you kid dare to die, Lao Tzu will dare to be good with Mu Qing, as a buddy, Lao Tzu has the obligation to ......"

Bao Yuan couldn't help it, stomped his feet, jumped tall and scolded: "Fuck you, Ping Sigui, Song Peng, Lao Tzu fuck your ancestors for eighteen generations, damn, are there such bastards as you, Lao Tzu is not dead, you will remember my Xiaoqing, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up bastard!" ”

Then I heard a snapping sound.

Bao Yuan heard it clearly, this was a mercenary fanning his face......

Bao Yuan didn't feel pain on his face, but he felt that his heart was burning, and his feet felt weak for a while, and he was a little unstable.

Bao Yuan pointed to the sky and scolded: "I'll go, fuck, where the fuck are you all?" Lao Tzu is not dead, Mu Qing, don't let the two of them hurt Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not thin on them...... "Bao Yuan suddenly felt that everything in front of him began to blur, the weak figure of the chili belly, and the huge S-shaped body of the lake god Niangniang, smooth as water, the indescribably gentle carcass, and the half-open and half-closed delicate eyes slowly disappeared, and the ink paint that gradually changed around it turned into a black hole, as if in an illusion, and as if in a dream, and still heard Song Peng's majestic cry in his ears: "Brother Handan, pump, pump Lao ......Tzu fiercely"

Suddenly, the heavens were wide and the earth widened.

Bao Yuan opened his eyes coldly, and the first thing that caught his eye was a big slap from the mercenary.

His hands were all in front of him, and after the mercenary finished pumping, he was originally going to bend over and do artificial respiration, but for no reason, because of his large size and large lung capacity, he was able to do it in one breath......

Suddenly saw Bao Yuan open his eyes, the mercenary first slammed, and then kept going.

Without waiting for Bao Yuan to see the surrounding scene, Ping Sigui couldn't wait to say: "Oh, wake up, Bao Yuan's grandson's life is really hard, it's good to wake up, it's good to wake up, well, heh, it's still a foolish brother who has kung fu in his hands, these hundreds of big slaps are fanned wildly in the face, ha, the miraculous effect is remarkable......" Song Peng was able to show weakness, and said with a smile: "That's not the main thing, it's Lao Tzu's wisdom and martial arts, decisive decision-making, making such a bold and effective decision temporarily, decisively using other people's foolish brothers, which turned the danger into a disaster, In the final analysis, saving Bao Yuan's grandson is all the credit of Lao Tzu......"

I only heard a delicate voice: "Bao, you are awake, I thought you would leave me alone...... Du Muqing cried as she said.

Half of Bao Yuan's face is fat.

I touched it with my hand, but I couldn't even touch my ears.

Half of his face was level with his ears.

Bao Yuan looked at the mercenary coldly, he couldn't rub his face, it hurt if he stroked it more, Bao Yuan said angrily: "Fool, how bad is your kid?" It's heavy enough, damn, are you already lame and want to beat Lao Tzu. ”

Song Peng said with a sense of righteousness: "It's right, if it weren't for Lao Tzu to let Brother Han beat you, maybe Black and White Impermanence would have taken you away with a big chain!" ”

Bao Yuanyan said insincerely: "According to your meaning." Lao Tzu still has to give you a credit, and I have to set a big table to celebrate the feast! ”

Song Peng straightened his waist. Smiled and said, "A must!" ”

Ping Sigui shouted: "Hey, hey, what." Save this kid Baoyuan, you all have credit, Lao Tzu has also made no less efforts, He, this is all promised to celebrate the wine, what, listen to this, there is nothing to do with Lao Tzu? ”

Bao Yuan sat up and looked around. I saw the pepper belly lying upright on the ground, motionless, as if it had been dead for a long time.

The official hats of the Qin Dynasty worn on the heads of Ah Wan and Ah Shirui have long been gone, and the two of them didn't say a word, and weakly observed from the side. Ah Wan wanted to say something several times, but he closed his teeth tightly, and the two of them were a little scared when they saw Bao Yuan's half of the swollen face, and they were old and weak, at this time Bao Yuan was a king and a king in his heart. Although Bao Yuan, the little king, has been saved, will this half-faced face not be avenged? Aren't you supposed to kill one or two people to vent your anger? Ah Shirui knew better in his heart, he remembered that the First Emperor had a pulmonary heart disease and coughed incessantly. After the imperial doctor's diagnosis and treatment, Qin Shi Huang treated Qin Shi Huang with Cordyceps, and Qin Shi Huang was furious when he saw those Cordyceps. thought that the imperial doctor had boiled medicine with insects for himself, so he pulled the imperial doctor out and cut it without asking. So. As long as it is a gentleman, it is always a sunny and uncertain goods. The devil knows what to do......

Bao Yuan wanted to fight back fiercely against Ping Sigui and Song Peng, these two boys, one instructed the mercenaries to beat him, and the other said that he wanted to rob Du Muqing.

Du Muqing stopped crying, hugged her arms, and her sweet lips immediately greeted her.

I only heard Ping Sigui and Song Peng sighing: "Hey, hey, hey, you two are almost right, it's too ostentatious, isn't this gluttonous, I'll go, Lao Tzu can't stand it......"

Bao Yuan didn't care if his face hurt or not, and he didn't care about being embarrassed or not, he said in his heart: "Hmph, look at it, Mu Qing is Lao Tzu's woman, Ping Sigui, you kid don't even think about it, hum, Lao Tzu kiss enough in front of you." Thinking of this, I became more and more crazy.

Ah Wan and Ah Shi Rui were a little embarrassed when they saw this, and said in their hearts: "Will this little Bao Ye act too outrageously, will it be too much offbeat to do this kind of thing in front of the public, how can it be like this as a master, ah, I also want to kiss a woman, I haven't touched a woman for more than 2,000 years, oh my God, let me go out, I will immediately go to my wife with knotted hair, come to a thirty-six sky-turning, dragon out of the dragon, high platform to pick the moon......" The two of them looked at it and closed their eyes, The fire in my heart is already burning.

Bao Yuanqin was happy......

wiped the tears on Du Muqing's face, and said in his heart: "Actually, God is not thin on Uncle Bao for me, send it to Lao Tzu such a dedicated girl, what else can Lao Tzu ask for, life is like this, what more can a husband ask for." Like the big brother of chili belly, for the sake of an unrealistic lake god Niangniang in a dream, he has been fascinated for thirty years, and he will never forget it until he dies, maybe the emperor of heaven gave the world poverty and wealth, which was originally wrong, but he left a rare true love in the world, maybe this true love is the most beautiful thing left by the emperor to the world, hey, it's a pity, big brother chili belly ......"

Thinking of this, Bao Yuan stood up with a grunt.

Bao Yuan thought that the person who spread the voice for thousands of miles in the dream world asked him to learn the ability to play bones.

Bao Yuan pushed the chili belly hard, it seemed that there was still a little heat, and Bao Yuan was very angry: ", are you all blind?" The two of us are dizzy, why do you save Lao Tzu, why don't you save the big brother of the pepper belly, the big brother of the pepper belly is also a living life, how can you bear to see death and not save it, have your hearts been pulled out and eaten by wild dogs? Just let Brother Chili Belly die here for nothing, you really have no conscience,,......" Obviously, Bao Yuan was referring to Sang and scolding Huai.

Du Muqing said weakly: "Bao, I woke up and saw you unconscious, I can't think of anyone in my head, I only remember your safety......"

Bao Yuan said: "Xiaoqing, Lao Tzu didn't say you ......"

Without waiting for Bao Yuan to finish speaking, Song Peng's mouth had already been shot: "Bao Yuan, you wolf-hearted thing, fuck you, everyone went all out to save you bastard, but you kid instead beat a rake and prickly head, damn, I knew it was like this, everyone should have saved the big brother of the pepper belly first, damn, what's the use of saving you?" What's the use? will only turn his face and scold people, count the ball, and when he is about to die next time, Lao Tzu, as a buddy in life and death, will definitely give you a ride, Ping Sigui, remember, the next time I see Bao Yuan, I will directly look at his head on the bricks! ”

Bao Yuan scolded: "Fuck you!" ”

Suddenly, I heard the chili belly say slightly: "Lake God Niangniang, the chili belly will go with you, the lake god Niangniang, you wait for me, I'm here ......" (to be continued......)