Chapter 4: Bedtime Stories
"Ziz ......"
The delicious roast meat flowed out of the fat oil, and the sound of the oil falling on the fire made people listen to it more appetizingly. Wu Qian took out a few more cans of beer, and everyone was unhappy while eating and drinking. It wasn't until the food was round and messy that everyone took the barbecue grill. Although it was very dark, everyone did not feel sleepy at all, so they sat down around the campfire and chatted.
Qu Ranran stood up and said, "I mention that everyone should tell a bedtime story, and it should be eerie and terrifying, and what is not terrifying will not be counted." Unspeakable punishment vigil! ”
Everyone applauded, and Liu Yusheng also smiled and agreed. It's not easy to get together, and he doesn't want to ruin everyone's fun. Qu Ranran said excitedly: "Then I'll come first!" There was a woman who was very narcissistic and looked in the mirror many times a day. She put a lot of mirrors in her house to look at every day, this is not enough, when she goes out, wherever she goes, as long as there is a mirror, she has to stop and take a look. ”
"You're talking about yourself, aren't you?" Xiao Baoer interjected with a smile, "You, you are the most smelly and beautiful, exactly the same as this woman." ”
Qu Ranran pouted her cute little mouth and said, "you, you're stinky and beautiful." ”
These two girls are pure and beautiful, standing together with their own style, and everyone can't help but make fun of them.
Xi Ran smiled and said, "Bao'er, you are as stinky and beautiful as Ran Ran, and the two of you are the joint champions in the stinky beauty world." Hahahaha......"
"That's not right!" Wu Qian said solemnly, "According to my careful observation, Ran Ran's stinky beauty is still slightly better, and Bao'er can only be the runner-up." ”
Youpo covered her mouth and snickered, and whispered: "Anyway, no matter who is first or second, no one is more stinky and beautiful than the two of you." ”
Ran Ran stomped his feet and said angrily: "You guys are really, do you still listen to other people's stories?" ”
Seeing that she was angry, everyone hurriedly suppressed their laughter, sat upright one by one, and said in unison: "Listen, you speak." ”
Seeing this, Ran Ran raised her chin proudly, pretended to be a gloomy voice and said: "One day this narcissistic woman is dating a man, this man is very handsome, gentle and considerate, the family is very rich, and the most important thing is that both parents are dead. The woman is very satisfied with the man, she thinks that this is her true destiny, and she even has plans to marry him. They ate in a very fancy restaurant, and halfway through the meal the woman had to go to the bathroom, where she had a bad stinky problem again, and took endless photos in the washroom and hung the men outside. The man waited for a long time, and he couldn't wait for the woman to appear until the restaurant closed, so he had to go home by himself. Because of this incident, the man broke up with this woman, and he really couldn't stand that a woman could be so fascinated by looking in the mirror. ”
At this point, Ran Ran paused. The foreshadowing of this story is very well done, women and mirrors can always give birth to something unexpected. Her tone was very shocking, everyone listened attentively, and when they saw that she stopped talking, they couldn't help but ask, "What happened later?" What happened? Is a woman sucked in by a mirror? Or is there an evil ghost coming out of the mirror? ”
When telling a story, the most proud thing is that there is a group of listeners who keep asking about the results, and then they say seriously: "Of course not!" Because this man broke up with her very ruthlessly, she was heartbroken and vomited blood at home not long after. Her corpse lay on her stomach in front of the vanity mirror, and the blood she vomited obscured the entire mirror. ”
Ran Ran took a sip of water, glanced at everyone, and continued: "The man did not feel sad when he heard the news of the woman's death, but quickly got a new girlfriend. Indeed, on his terms, women are merely playthings. However, since then he has contracted a strange problem, and for some reason, he also began to like to look in the mirror, and spent more and more time in front of the mirror. Later, he had enough fun and planned to marry his girlfriend at the time, and on the wedding day, he wore a handsome groom dress and looked in front of the mirror, ignoring the master of ceremonies' urging. When the ceremony was carried out by the bride and groom taking their vows, he was still in the dressing room and did not come out, so people went in to look for him, but they could not find him, and he disappeared mysteriously. Everyone didn't notice that on a huge wedding photo of the groom and the bride, the heroine suddenly became the woman who vomited blood and died earlier, and the groom's expression became very painful and struggling. ”
Ran Ran's tone was very eerie, and the story she told was so supernatural, everyone looked at each other and unanimously recognized the horror of her story. Liu Yusheng also solemnly engaged in popular science: "This should be that woman's soul will not be separated after her death, and she will become a mirror spirit through the blood sacrifice." Mirror spirits are generally extremely dangerous ghosts, which are the refraction of the dark side of people's psychology, and they are very difficult to deal with. In the future, you should also be careful when looking in the mirror, never buy that kind of antique mirror, let alone buy an antique dresser with a mirror. ”
"Shh Everyone unanimously expressed their disdain for Liu Yusheng's pretense, "Uncle, it's just telling a story, do you think it's true?" What's the mirror spirit? ”
Liu Yusheng was bored with himself, shook his head and smiled and stopped talking. After Ran Ran sat down, he said to Xiao Baoer: "Bao'er, it's your turn!" Let's talk about the three girls first, and scare their guts! ”
Xiao Baoer agreed, stood up and said, "Ran Ran is talking about mirrors, and I'll tell you a story about candles." There is a couple who are very affectionate, they have reached the stage of talking about marriage, but at this time, the girl was diagnosed with cancer. How did you get cancer? She doesn't know how restrained and regular her usual life is, and it is too surprising to have such a tragedy. She came to the man's office very sadly, ready to break up with him, and she was willing to sacrifice herself for his happiness. The man was out for a while, and she was waiting in his office, and inadvertently on his desk, she showed a drug. ”
Xiao Baoer was very involved and said with hatred: "This is a viral drug, and the instructions on it are shocking and can cause cancer to people!" She left the man's office crying. A few days later, on her birthday, she sat in front of a cake with thirty-five long candles and one short candle lit. She cried and said, 'You're so thin, you're not enough to make thirty-six candles.'" ”
This story requires a lot of imagination to make up for it in order to understand the horror in it, and everyone here is not stupid, and quickly figured out the meaning. However, after understanding, everyone's reactions were very different, An Chen was silent, Youpo was thoughtful, Xiran and Wu Qian sighed that women were vicious, and Liu Yusheng shook his head and said nothing. Ran Ran clapped his hands and said, "Good job, such a ruthless man, you should make him into wax oil!" ”
Xiao Baoer nodded and said, "That's right, I think so too." The most annoying thing about bad men and horses! ”
The four men looked at each other and smiled bitterly, Xiao Baoer's map cannon is a bit big, what kind of standard is a bad man? Maybe all four of them are in the ranks of the most hated by everyone. Xi Ran cleverly changed the topic, and he said to Youpo: "Sister Jiu'er, since both of them have spoken, then you can also talk about one, ladies first, let the three girls talk first." ”
Yupo smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about one too." Coincidentally, it is also the story of a couple. A young couple is in love, and the so-called glue is talking about them. They make out at every opportunity, either in a man's house or a woman's house, or go to a field in the park, or go to a hotel to open a house. In general, there are more times in a woman's house, because the woman lives by herself and there is no one else in the house. ”
When a few men heard the part of the park field battle and the opening of the hotel, they squeezed each other's eyebrows and made a grimace, and the things that were originally very ambiguous were told in Youpo's mouth, I don't know why it seemed so bland?
Ignoring the reactions of the crowd, Yu Po continued: "Although it is more convenient for a woman to do things at home, a man does not like to go to her house, because every time he goes there, he feels that it is very damp, and the woman does not let the lights be turned on, saying that there are a few pothos plants in the house and are afraid of light. The man has never seen the so-called pothos, never before. ”
"Then a man went to a woman's house to look for her, but she was not there. The man was waiting outside the door, but suddenly his stomach hurt, so he used the spare key he had secretly allocated to open the door of the woman's house and prepare to go to the toilet. The woman's house was still dim and damp, he frowned and turned on the fluorescent lamp, and the moment the light came on, he was stunned. ”
Yupo paused for a moment, whetted everyone's appetite before continuing: "I saw that the woman's house was full of scarlet blood, on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor...... The blood reflected in the light, making the whole room dark red. The man was taken aback and was about to leave, when the woman returned. In the dark red light, the man and woman turned out to be his ex-girlfriend who he got rid of! It turned out that the woman herself used a scalpel to give herself plastic surgery, so she bled all over the ground. The man was terrified and wanted to run away, but the woman smiled miserably and cut the man's neck with a scalpel. A few days later, the woman had an extra carpet in her house, a human skin carpet. ”
"Hoo ......"
Everyone didn't dare to listen to the atmosphere, and they didn't feel a burst of relief until the story was finished. The story told by Jiu'er is really terrifying, it is rare that her face is flat when she tells the story, and she is not affected by the content of the story at all, which is even more divided. Xiran took the lead in applauding, praised Jiu'er's story for telling it well, and finally asked Liu Yusheng: "Uncle, do you know who is the most terrible person in the world?" ”
Liu Yusheng smiled and said: "It should be a woman, women are the most terrible." ”
"That's right!" Xiran said loudly, "Then do you know who is more terrible than a woman? ”
Liu Yusheng thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I don't know this, is it a eunuch?" ”
"Wrong! What's even scarier is the ex-girlfriend! Wu Qian said with a laugh.
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