Chapter 55: Not a child's game
"No, you can't go." Saya Takashiro shook her head, revealing a smug expression that only a few of us could know about the secret.
Lin Yifan, who was next to him, said very calmly: "Yanzi, do you dare to swing a knife at a real person?" β
Poison Island was slightly stunned, and her expression gradually became strict: "If it's a terrorist, I can." β
"Then you can come, you wait for me at the school gate."
Saya was so angry that he stomped his feet, but he couldn't do anything about Lin Yifan.
Carrying his backpack, Lin Yifan walked to the health room with a familiar car, walked up the stairs, and just arrived at the door of the health room, he saw Shizuka Jukawa through the window.
The natural school doctor held his chin in his hands, pouted, held a ballpoint pen between his lips, and stared at the window in a daze with a blank face.
When she saw Lin Yifan appear, Shizuka Jukawa stood up excitedly: "Ha! Kobayashi-san! β
"Teacher Ju Chuan, I want Sister Lixiang's mobile phone number." Lin Yifan, who was thinking of a quick decision, didn't say anything to Shizuka, and went straight to the point.
Lin Yifan was afraid that something would happen on the way, if they changed their location, it would be difficult to find them.
Shizuka Jukawa, who was still excited, smiled and sat down, her chest shaking.
Shizuka Jukawa once again regained her mindlessness, and even looked sullen. Holding her chin, she said sourly: "Yes, the teacher is not attractive at all, nothing happened to you and the teacher for one night, and it is different from the big sister-like beauty of Rika." β
"Uh......" Lin Yifan's eyelids twitched a few times.
Shizuka Jukawa, who fell into resentment mode, said again: "Anyway, no one wants it anymore, twenty-seven years old, an older leftover girl...... Woooooooo β
Older......
Looking at Shizuka Jukawa's cute resentment, she is older on the outside, and she is still like a little Lori on the inside.
Lin Yifan looked left and right, and after confirming that no one was there, he pushed open the door and posted it to Shizuka Jukawa's ear: "It's not what you think, I'm ......"
Without listening to Lin Yifan's explanation, Shizuka Jukawa lay on the table and dragged a long voice: "Hmph, the teacher is just old, don't comfort me." Because... Because Rika, woo woo, is a good girl, I'll give you the phone number, you have to treat her well. β
This grievance, grievance is dead, Lin Yifan got goosebumps when he heard it. Such a mature appearance, Shizuka Jukawa, who can be regarded as an unmarried young woman, is cute and cute with a long voice, and the voice is so contrasting and cute, so soft that it makes people feel numb.
Taking a deep breath, he reached out and touched Shizuka Jukawa's head, and comforted, "Don't be like this, I didn't mean that." β
Shizuka Jukawa, who was lying on the table, raised her head, sniffed, and said aggrievedly, "What does that mean?" β
"Terrorist, I want to tell SΓΉ Rika the news of the terrorists."
"Huh!? Eh!! β
Shizuka Jukawa's face was instantly bloodshot, and she looked at it dryly with wide eyes: "Isn't it because you want to make Yorika?" β
"Ahem, not really."
Shizuka Jukawa instantly walked to the corner and pressed her head against the wall: "Ah! Shame on the dead, I'm old, what the hell am I going to say......"
"Mr. Jukawa, ahem, phone." Lin Yifan didn't know whether to cry or laugh, from entering this plot world to the present, in the face of Shizuka Jukawa's natural stupidity, he could only laugh dryly.
"Oh! Phones, where are the phones? Oh, here. β
Shizuka Jukawa, a natural school doctor, will not forget the medicine, but some daily things are always confused.
Taking out her flip phone, Shizuka Jukawa dialed Minami Rika's phone.
"Moximoxi? Ah, it's connected, Xiao Xiangxiang is me. Are you on a mission? That's how hard it is......"
Lin Yifan, who was about to answer the phone next to him, was stunned, and Shizuka Jukawa started to have a family affair with Nan Lixiang?
In the blink of an eye, Lin Yifan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Juchuan Shizuka, this cute person woke up, and hurriedly said: "Rixiang, it's like this, Xiaolin wants to talk to you about some important things." Kindness! The important thing is not that it is a strange thing, don't think about it. β
Listening to Shizuka Jukawa kindly added to herself, Lin Yifan really wanted to cry and say thank you to her, this stupid girl is so funny.
took the flip phone, Lin Yifan put it next to his ear, and Nan Lixiang on the opposite side said impatiently: "What are you looking for me, do you want to explain to me what is going on with those future people or aliens?" β
"No, I want to say something more important to you."
Holding the mobile phone, Nan Li Xiang, who was a little listless, raised her eyebrows, and half-jokingly: "You guy, don't you want to pursue me, right?" β
"Ahem, don't make a fuss. Yan sΓΉ point, the atmosphere has been ruined by you! Lin Yifan choked on saliva and coughed violently.
Hearing this, Nan Lixiang gradually changed her tone: "What's the matter?" Did your uncle stab the hornet's nest again, or did he play with the eldest lady of a certain family again? β
"Seriously, I know where terrorists are hiding."
Nan Lixiang, who hadn't taken it seriously, stood up instantly and asked with a straight face, "Where is it?" I immediately notified the Self-Defense Forces and SAT and immediately surrounded it! β
"No, I want you to come alone and bring your gun."
Surprise flashed on Nan Rika's tense face: "What do you want to do?" Do you want to act on the two of us? β
"No, there's also Tsuneko Poison Island and a high school student who can use a gun."
Hearing this, Minami Lika shouted into the phone: "Are you crazy? Let the student and the daughter of the Poison Island family go on an adventure, and you want to pull me along? Stop playing, it's not a child's game, tell me! β
"Well, I can tell you that this is not a child's game, but a game that will kill people. Do you want to know where those who came out of the dimensional gate came from? Want to see the world for what it's really like? The corners of Lin Yifan's mouth curled, and he lured Nan Lixiang with a demonic tone.
Nan Lixiang on the other end of the phone was silent for a long time, and began to waver a little: "Stinky boy, don't be playing, you think your life is big, don't you provoke those aliens enough?" β
"Well, then, I'll tell you a fun secret. In fact, I am not a person of this world, hehehe, if you know the truth and want to know the location of the terrorists, then wait for me at the school gate. β
Lin Yifan didn't give Nan Lixiang a chance to speak, and hung up the phone with a demonic smile.
At this moment, Shizuka Jukawa, who was next to her, suddenly applauded: "Wow! Kobayashi's tone is so handsome. β
Lin Yifan, who was still smiling evilly, had a distorted face, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the entire Yan SΓΉ painting style became cartoonish.
Lin Yifan handed the phone back to Shizuka Jukawa, hesitated for a while, and Lin Yifan quietly stuffed a handful of M1911 into Shizuka's hand.
"Huh? It's a gun ... Right? Shizuka Jukawa, who took the pistol, did not panic, but looked stupidly.
"Look, open the safety like this, and in such a pull, you can fire. Listen, it's dangerous out there right now, and I think you can at least protect yourself when you're in danger. β
pressed the pistol into Shizuka Jukawa's hand, although she was natural, she could also see that Lin Yifan was worried about her.
Shizuka Jukawa clenched the firearm in her hand and showed a rare mature smile: "Thank you, I will." β
"Yes, I'm leaving." Lin Yifan turned around and prepared to leave.
"Wait! In the evening, let's go back to the teacher's house, I think... I want you to watch horror movies with me. Shizuka Jukawa stood in place and smiled, not making a strong request to Lin Yifan, but more like discussing.
Lin Yifan, who was standing at the door, stopped and chuckled: "Then it's better to come to Lixiang's house, it's safer if a few people are together." β
"Yes! The teacher will be there after work, and I will wait for you to come back. β
Lin Yifan didn't look back, and walked directly down the stairs, but his mood was warm.
Shizuka Jukawa does not have the wildness of Minami Rika, the tsundere of Saya, and the strength of Tsukiko Poison Island, but the kind of soft, continuous gentleness that seems to be plain but makes people attached, just like the kind of attachment that people need to breathe.
She will only watch and guard silently, and will not ask Lin Yifan, which is enough.
When Lin Yifan came to the school gate, the black-faced Nan Lixiang was standing there, next to Saya who was holding her chest and Tsumiko Poison Island who was holding a knife.
Hirano Fat House looked at the police sniper rifle with obsessive eyes.
Lin Yifan, who came to the door, looked at the four-person team in front of him. Long-range fire suppression, a mid-range and close-range rifleman, a melee expert, and a self-proclaimed genius dead tsundere, this configuration is enough.