Chapter Twenty-Five: Medieval Feelings Are All Slings
As always, the night starts, but the sky is much clearer and cleaner than the dust and smoke particles in later generations, and if it is during the day, it is estimated that you can see the blue sky like the ocean and the white clouds like snowflakes like in Tibet.
The bright moon hung high in the sky, there was a sighing insect chirp in my ears, and the soil under my feet exuded a special damp and earthy smell, which was completely different from the previous times, and there was a feeling of returning to nature.
Lu Li stepped on the ground under his feet, and then was interrupted by a shouting in his ears and the shouts of men and women, and from where came a burst of country music unique to Europe, the tone was relaxed and bright, showing the joy of people at this time.
Lu Li turned his head, and sure enough, not far from his side, he saw a tavern with a wooden structure, the whole store was completely made of thick logs, the outside was painted with golden tung oil, and above the door was a big signboard, Traveler's House.
"Uncle, why do you give me a whole day near the entertainment venue every time, the first time is a striptease bar, it's still a very hi kind, big tits can be seen everywhere, the second time, a famous night scene in Hong Kong, there is a scene of demons dancing wildly, all kinds of slutty men and women, taking medicine can be seen everywhere, and there are moans from time to time in the dark corners.
It's good now, even the comprehensive one-stop service unit that directly drinks and lives in the store to recruit ---- prostitutes, and the legendary medieval tavern has appeared, is my heart so dark? ”
Lu Lidan looked at the crystal painfully, there are too many complaints, can it be normal, such as the bridge that often appears in novels, descending on the bed of a noble girl, or the bathroom of a lonely widow, or a harmonious elf forest, plus the elf beauty bathing in the waterhole at night, why do you have to leave me in a place full of depravity and desire-hope every time, my brother is very pure.
"Hey." Lu Li sighed before he began to look at the surrounding environment, and at this time, the cursor on the back of his hand also dimmed.
A standard medieval town, the streets are not very spacious, and the stone houses are flanked on both sides, and the most tall is only two floors, and the dim yellow light in the windows shows that either candles or oil lamps are used.
The buildings are relatively concentrated, different from the wide atmosphere of the Celestial Empire at this time, and it seems a little congested, but it can be known from some movies in the Middle Ages that such a big castle dares to claim the city or even the national capital, which is really strange that there can be a lot of space.
Not far from Lu Li's side was the center of the town, and there was a well, and on the side of the a large iron bell, presumably used to gather people or alarm.
Helplessly, Lu Li walked towards the tavern, and the standard instructions equipped by the traverser told the vast number of traversal reservists that the tavern was the best place to inquire about information.
Just after walking a few steps, Lu Li frowned and rubbed on the ground fiercely, "I'll go, it's too immoral, that bastard poops everywhere." ”
Then there was a strong smell of urine in the corner of the wall beside her, and a woman opened the door and poured the wooden toilet in her hand on the street casually with Lu Li's surprised expression.
"Oh, that's what medieval Europe looked like." Nima's American dramas must have been beautified, and he didn't see the messy scene that he imagined to be open, and his eyes were full of filth and filth.
Enduring the unpleasant pungent smell, Lu Li's first vision of medieval Europe was shattered.
The tavern door in front of him opened, and a drunken man, just like that, stood on the side of the street, pulled down his pants, pulled out a bird full of black dirt, and peed peeing.
"Damn, it's disgusting, I even threw up overnight dinner." Looking at the scene in front of him, Lu Li's two Dandans were probably doing a swinging motion of energy conservation, hitting each other, and feeling a faint pain.
"Fuck off." Lu Li waved his hand and sent the buddy who was releasing the water away, carefully dodging the yellow liquid flowing on the ground.
As soon as he pushed open the door of the tavern, Lu Li stepped in, the music was still ringing, but Lu Li's entry caused a small commotion.
Different from the shape of the vast number of European slings at the moment, the linen clothes full of oily yellow and non-pulling, and the big money with a little money is nothing more than adding some leather to the body, heavy leather boots full of tears, and a chicken nest with messy hair.
At this time, Lu Li was wearing a snow leopard brown close-fitting leather jacket, although it was fake, it was still artificial leather with egg pain, but it was also smooth and delicate, shining with luster, plus a pair of pit daddy's labor protection monopoly high leather boots, which were polished and spotless, and a pair of distressed dark jeans under his body, as soon as he appeared, he was thrown wildly, shocking a large area, and blinding the kryptonite eyes of the majority of European slings.
In the eyes of European slings, Lu Li's outfit adds up to only 500 pieces of stall goods, it is simply a piece of gold-plated equipment, not to say gold-plated, it is estimated that it is pure gold and inlaid with various gems of the dynasty clothes can be compared, just this body is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, women see clothes opened, legs spread out of the super artifact.
There was a deep envy in the man's eyes, and the waiters and prostitutes in the tavern were even more shining with golden light, as if Lu Li's head was engraved, brother is uncle, brother has money, and more can wipe his buttocks.
The tavern suddenly entered a quiet period, the men stopped drinking, the women stopped selling, and stared at Lu Li with big eyes one by one, fortunately this is not the main world, otherwise everyone will definitely despise Lu Li at the same time, you wear this dress is a god horse, come to the Middle Ages to pretend to be forced? It's not impossible to pretend to be forced, can you change your labor protection shoes?
I didn't expect that my low-key preparation would be so popular, and I didn't expect that the European slings at this moment were so pitiful, and they were stunned by parallel goods.
Lu Li sat down near the bar, "The boss will bring me some food and drinks." ”
Looking at the small gold coin that Lu Li threw on the counter, the boss was shocked.
Then he glanced at Lu Li fiercely, "Your Excellency, you, the quality of your gold coins is really good, I have never seen such shining gold." ”
Nonsense, this is my brother in China gold specially made, ten out of ten thousand pure gold, bad color absolutely hit 12315.
"Your Excellency." The boss winced and hesitated. "I really can't exchange gold coins like you." As he spoke, even the bosses of the European petty bourgeoisie were about to cry, and a gold coin once again blinded the eyes of the handsome and rich dogs of Europe.
"How do you change that?" Lu Li also had a pain, even if it was gold coins in Europe during this period, it was very rare to see pure gold, which was basically doped with silver, copper and other metals, not to mention that this was still the 99 of China's gold monopoly. 99,000 pure gold.
"According to the fineness of your gold coin, and the extremely fine carving that is rarely seen, it is estimated that one can be exchanged for 4 Carolinens." The boss was shocked by Lu Li, and he didn't dare to have the slightest idea, so he replied truthfully, looking at Lu Li's eyes was very weird, this is a stupid person with a lot of money, or being rich is capricious, I have never seen a gold coin made of pure gold.
Lu Li's face hurt, how he could see the other party's expression, don't you expect this stubble, brother is not here to pretend to be forced, you want to buy gold in China, people don't do it, the novel really kills people.
Carolin gold coins, then the region where he is now should be in the German area of Europe, Lu Li thought about it.
Now that the crystal has put itself into this inexplicable world, there is no hint, but as far as the name of the world is concerned, the opportunity and harvest should be inseparable from the origin of the blood clan, so that he should first make sure that this is dominated by the plot of that world, so that he can have a clear direction, otherwise he will be busy with the various causes of the blood clan.
"Prepare something to eat, and I'll stay at the hotel for the rest." Go to the knot. With a wave of his hand, the European slings broke their eggs again, which is worth four Caroline, and the boss lost his nose to the boss.
"We've got beef, lamb, mashed potatoes, corn paste, what do you want?" The boss asked diligently, this is a big guest, you can know at a glance, it's not bad money.
Lu Li glanced at the European slings around him who stretched their necks and looked this way, the pits, each of them was a dirty black wooden plate in front of them, or a stupid big benzene thick black wooden bowl with a gap, tearing the beef and mutton with his hands and eating it with dusty mashed potatoes, or it was the same corn paste as pig food.
Is this what people eat, and the European slings have completely lowered the grade of the world's slings.
With a mouthful of saliva, Lu Li really didn't know what to order.
A voice relieved him, "This friend, I am the Viscount of Cass in this town, the local lord, and I am fortunate to invite you, a friend from the Eastern Celestial Empire, to dinner?" I have freshly roasted lamb shank, fresh veal, and oatmeal. ”
Lu Li turned his head and saw a man in a robe standing at the entrance of the patio on the second floor of the tavern, his clothes were obviously different from the people around him, he was much more elegant, and there were some gold ornaments hanging on his body, and his eyes at the moment were also burning at the gold coin that Lu Li threw out.
"Oh, friend, thank you for the invitation, it was my pleasure." Lu Lidan painfully changed the way he spoke, like a tender model preparing to go for membrane repair.
Lu Li came upstairs and sat down separately with the viscount, and glanced at the dishes on the table with satisfaction, which were really much better than below, and they could be eaten. Yes, this table of heavenly food in the eyes of European slings should be able to eat, because the food culture in this world is miserable, and there is no appetite when you look at it, and it can't be compared with the food culture of my 5,000-year-old Heavenly Dynasty.
"Hello, I am a traveler from the Eastern Celestial Empire, and I am here to study in Europe, you can call me Lu."
Viscount Cass nodded, the Celestial Empire at this time is the paradise in the eyes of European slings, and it is said that there is gold everywhere, not like Europe at all, and the city is a big pigsty.
"Hello, welcome guests from the East." Cass poured a glass of wine for Lu Li, and the two toasted.
"My dear friend, don't you know what I can do for you? The Cass family loves to help their friends the most. ”
Lu Li took out a lighter that was very watery on the stall, then gave the other party a cigarette, and in the confused eyes of Viscount Cass, he lit the cigarette and took a puff.
Learning from Lu Li, Cass also drew a gourd and took a sip, "Oh God, what is this, tobacco, but tobacco is very spicy and choking, there is no such fragrance at all, it makes people feel aftertaste, just like soaring through the clouds, God, this must be planted in the Garden of Eden." ”
Then he carefully picked up the parallel lighter that Lu Li threw on the table, "God, this is a treasure that can give out fire, and the flint and steel are compared to it, just like a princess of the royal family and a cheap." ”
Lu Lidan glanced at the second generation of European officials who were blinded by kryptonite again, Nima co-authored the entire medieval Europe is a world composed of a large group of slings.
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