Li Yiling is talking nonsense, what does it mean that it has nothing to do with us? Just because he took the job doesn't mean that I took the job with the madman! This is a radical method, I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, but the madman stopped doing it, and shouted to Li Yiling: "Little brother, what do you mean by this?" Don't treat me and Mr. Lang as brothers? Or do you look down on me and Mr. Lang? It's not that I'm talking about you, it's not right for you to do this, it's very hurtful, brother, how can you say such a thing......"

Li Yiling wanted to pretend to be 13, but he didn't expect to usher in a crazy man and squirt, what is retribution? This is retribution! Li Yiling didn't expect this to be such a result, he was stunned by the madman and didn't say anything for a long time, buddy took the opportunity to ponder for a while, and had to admire Li Yiling's chicken thief, Jiang Feng's business should be done according to what he said, that is, take half of it, don't take the other half, just care about the bar, regardless of the junior.

Isn't that a bit unkind? As soon as he thought of this, he saw that Feng Qingyang finished spraying Li Yiling, picked up the business card on the table and called Jiang Feng, the other party was connected, and the madman yelled at the microphone: "I Feng Qingyang took your life!" My card number is ...... You give me a deposit of 200,000 yuan first......"

Feng Qingyang hung up the phone violently, and before three minutes, a text message prompt sounded, and Ya received a deposit of 200,000 yuan.

When the guard arrived, the two ghosts escorted the old man back to his soul, and the buddies hurriedly burned paper money for the old man, and also burned a lot of the ghosts who escorted the old man, and it could be seen that the old man walked very peacefully, although he was still a little reluctant. The expression on his face was calm, and he nodded slightly to me in gratitude. Under the escort of the ghost, he entered the house, and the rooms went around. He was then escorted away by the ghost.

Looking at the scene in front of him, the buddy was quite emotional, and said to Li Yiling, who burned paper: "Little brother, you said that people are busy working all their lives, no matter how much they get, they will inevitably go on such a journey in the end, what is the point of struggling or something?" ”

Li Yiling said coldly: "You think too much, you haven't lived to understand it, you think of dying." I don't feel as much as you do. With the memories of two more lifetimes, I have understood a truth, live to the fullest, and die happily! ”

Holy shit, what fucking theory is this? Dude really can't understand, after all, we don't have the memory of three lifetimes, rolled his eyes, and continued to burn paper. The old man was very calm and nothing happened. The buddy stopped thinking about it and found a random place to sleep.

Before we left, there was such a small episode, before sending the old man to be cremated. As usual, the daughter and son-in-law of the family had ugly faces and complained to the two brothers. said that the old man gave them a dream yesterday, and the old man in the dream asked them to wear the leather jacket they liked the most when they were alive. Let it be burned.

The son-in-law was a timid man, so scared that he didn't dare to sleep all night. I got up early in the morning and muttered to my two brothers-in-law, saying that the old man was scaring him, and the boss of the family was calm, so let my brother-in-law talk to the old man when he would burn the paper, and let the old man have this kind of thing in the future, just give him his dream.

When it came to kowtowing to burning paper, according to the rules, the boss kowtowed first, and the boss knelt down and kowtowed after burning the paper, chanting: "Dad, what do you want to tell me in the future, give me a dream, my brother-in-law is timid, don't look for him in the future." ”

It was the turn of the second family to kowtow, and the son-in-law knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Dad, the boss said, if you have something to do with him in the future, don't look for me......"

There are a lot of people who see them off, they can't cry or laugh when they see this scene, it's the turn of the third child, seeing the virtue of his brother-in-law, embarrassing, the more he thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, until he kowtows, kneeling and chanting: "Dad, my brother-in-law was joking with you just now, he is filial, if you have anything in the future, what is missing, what is missing, you will still look for him......"

The son-in-law's face suddenly turned pale, and then the hearse came, and the old man was pulled to be cremated, and the brothers also said goodbye and drove home, the more I sat in the car, the more I thought about the scene just now, the more fun I felt, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud......

It's a big old man who is timid and has become this virtue, he really licked his face and muttered to the dead old man that he didn't have anything to do with him, but I didn't expect the muttering to be over, and let the third child turn back, the more I thought about it, the more I felt Coke, Li Yiling said: "Mr. Lang, do you think it's fun?" ”

"It's fun, this son-in-law is really a wonder among men!" When I said this, Li Yiling said: "Mr. Lang, there are a lot of strange things at the funeral, haven't you ever seen the guards fight?" You haven't seen the wake, have you? Haven't you ever seen a person who was scared crazy when the wind blew during the wake? …… Tell you, the wonderful things at the funeral can be written in a book. ”

Everything in the world is just a tragicomedy, buddy sighed, people live for a lifetime, don't take anything too seriously......

The car was halfway through, Feng Qingyang received a call from Jiang Feng, urging him to hurry up, Feng Qingyang took the job impulsively, but he didn't have any idea, turned his head and asked me and Li Yiling: "Mr. Lang, little brother, Jiang Feng said that he found someone to help introduce the three of us to the bar, using a fake name, the three of us are urging tightly, are the three of us going tonight?" ”

Take people's money, eliminate disasters with others, go! Before we passed, we still had something to do, that is, to dress up, after all, the three of us had appeared in the show, and it was inevitable that we would be recognized if we went without makeup, so I thought of Aunt Zhao, a makeup master, and called Elena first, saying that we had something to ask him for help.

I haven't seen Elena for a long time since I fought with the frightened soul, she and Li Yiling have an inexplicable hypocrisy, if they leave, they are quite subtle, but a phone call from my buddy, Elena immediately agreed, simply don't go home, and drive directly to Elena.

When I arrived at Elena's company, it was almost noon, because there was something to do, everyone ate casually, Li Yiling and Elena met, smiling at each other, like young men and women in special mothers' literary movies, twisting and twisting, fortunately I and the madman were present, otherwise these two goods could be silent and tearful, and there was a camel bell in their ears.

"Xiao Na, I haven't seen you for a few days and I'm beautiful again, they all say that the female college has changed eighteen, you are simply seventy-two changes, your brother Lang and I are looking for you today for something, and I won't go to your Three Treasures Hall if I have nothing to do......" As soon as she said this, Elena said: "Mr. Lang, do you want to borrow money?" Say, how much to borrow? I've got you covered. ”

Hearing this, buddy was stunned, what do you mean? I didn't say to borrow money, why did you give me the money ready? Elena saw me blindfolded, and said with a smile: "Mr. Lang, don't forget, I'm the logistics captain with a ghost on Friday, your official, and now you and my little brother want to go it alone, and there is no start-up capital, I still wonder why you won't come to me for so long?" You're still here, I'm ready for the money, is two million enough? ”

What is a local tyrant? This is a local tyrant, two million speaks, without blinking eyelids, like twenty yuan in my buddy's pocket, I didn't directly refuse, hehe smiled: "You're not afraid that we will lose?" ”

Elena sighed: "Mr. Lang, you have been in the society for so long, don't you understand that people who dare to lend you money don't care if you can pay it back, otherwise they won't lend it to you." ”

I understand what Elena means, people are not afraid of us losing, and they don't take this money seriously, but buddies take it seriously, and said to Elena: "The money of the brothers is almost enough, it's really not enough to open my mouth with you, Cortana, don't say more, the three old men stand in front of you, give some face." ”

You don't have to talk too thoroughly to smart people, Elena is a smart person, but, buddy is leaving Friday There is a ghost, there is no rumor? How did Elena know? I asked curiously, "Cortana, who told you we're leaving?" ”

"Zhang Xin!" Elena replied, and then glanced at Feng Qingyang, I immediately realized, Feng Qingyang's broken mouth, must have been idle to tell Zhang Xin, the two of them are also out of tune, very common language, it is estimated that Feng Qingyang told Zhang Xin that we don't want to borrow money from him, and the girl didn't come to make a noise directly, so I discussed with Elena.

I was very moved, but I didn't want to continue to entangle myself in this regard, so I said to Elena: "Cortana, you call Aunt Zhao, we have something that needs to be disguised, we don't need to be as fine as last time, as long as the painting is not like me." ”

"Okay, I'll call Aunt Zhao, but you haven't said anything yet?" Elena's curiosity rose again, and I didn't hide it from her, so I told Jiang Feng about it, and Elena frowned and said, "I've also heard of this bar you said, and there are really people who go to this kind of strange bar?" ”

"Not only that, but there are a lot of them, the next episode of the show will fall on this matter, hurry up, we have to go clubbing at night."

At my urging, Alina drove us to find Aunt Zhao, I haven't seen each other for a long time, and there are a lot of words, but Elena and Li Yiling always feel awkward, I don't understand, since they are all interesting, be generous, what are you doing grinding and chirping? It teased Elena and Li Yiling a few words, and the wind was clear on the side, and soon the faces of these two goods were as red as monkey butts.

Elena couldn't stand being ridiculed by me, and said to me: "Mr. Lang, Zhang Xin and I know that you and my little brother don't want to borrow money and take care of your face, but whether you want to or not, when you leave on Friday, we will jointly send you a surprise and a big gift, believe me, it is definitely a surprise and gift that you can't imagine." ”

In a word, my appetite was immediately aroused, and I hurriedly asked, "Cortana, let me tell me some news first." (To be continued......)