Chapter 51: Troublemaker
Li Yiling told me that the opening of the heaven in the Niangniang hall is the big rat spirit, the name is not blind, there is a legend in the past, at the beginning of the world, the chaos was not opened, the mouse bravely bit the sky to open a hole, the sun's rays finally appeared, so that the gas flowed, producing yin and yang, commonly known as the rat biting the sky. Heaven is open to the son, the earth is ugly, life is in Yin, heaven and earth are intertwined, and all things are born.
Although the legend is a legend, the rat spirit in the mountain behind the Niangniang Palace, how can he dare to give himself the name of Kaitian Niangniang, and he is shameless to go home.
At this point, the catty of the Great Qibao Temple is already very clear, simply put, it is a big mouse that has become a fine and a Shajia rat is embarrassed, Shajia uses the demon magic of the mouse spirit to collect money, and the mouse spirit is supported by Shajia, and both sides can take what they need, and there is such a demon temple as the Great Qibao Temple.
Sometimes, this world often shows a ridiculous side, just like Li Yiling and I clearly know that the Great Qibao Temple is a demon temple, but there is nothing to do about it, the Great Qibao Temple is dressed in a religious coat, there are serious procedures, there is official recognition, and even it is a 3A-level tourist attraction, there is not enough evidence, there is no way to take it, and the evidence is not so easy to get, we can only watch it continue to exist, and grow stronger and stronger.
To be honest, I'm a little discouraged, it's not that I don't want to continue, but the other party is too strong, when I think of the overwhelming rats gnawing wildly, my heart is numb, Shajia's old bald donkey is too difficult to fight, this time it's a fluke, will there be such luck next time?
The more I think about it, the more irritable I feel, since I don't have the ability, I just don't think about it, let's think about what theme to find for the next episode, because the matter of the Great Qibao Temple and Li Yiling have been delayed for a few days, and there is not much time left, and the things recorded by the button camera can't be used, and I fell into the predicament of recording the first episode of the program again.
Li Yiling saw that I was depressed and persuaded me: "What are you doing with your head down? Isn't it just planted once, you can't lose if you lose, just get it back next time. ”
Still want to get it back? I can see the shape clearly, it is difficult for me and Li Yiling to fight the Great Qibao Temple, even if I have the heart to fight him, it is a long-term struggle, and there is nothing to do about it in the short term, and I and Li Yiling are so troubled, we must be on the blacklist of the Great Qibao Temple, and those old liars in the temple also know the two of us, and it is impossible to make another secret visit.
"Forget it, little brother, don't think about the Great Qibao Temple for the time being, the next episode of the show hasn't landed yet, I originally wanted to expose the secrets of the Great Qibao Temple and make a show, but now it doesn't seem realistic, do you have any good themes, let's make up a show first, the account of the Great Qibao Temple, and slowly find a chance to settle with him."
Li Yiling stopped and looked at me, with that mocking smile on his face: "You said forget it?" Mr. Lang, this matter is not over yet, if you don't believe it, just wait and see, let's talk about it after tonight. ”
I didn't understand the meaning of his words, just wanted to ask clearly, Li Yiling reached out and stopped a taxi, did not go back to the funeral home, but went home with me, I thought Li Yiling was too far away from the funeral home, too lazy to go back, to deal with me for a night, I didn't expect to enter the house Li Yiling began to arrange in the living room, took out the yellow charm, chattered, arranged in the corner of the house, found a bowl, loaded with rice, let me find three incense sticks to plug in, and then turned off all the lights in the house.
Li Yiling is very vigilant, obviously to prevent the retaliation of Kaitian Niangniang, but I think his worries are redundant, it's all this time, and he just negotiated the conditions with Sha Jia, can he kill him so quickly?
It will be more than three o'clock, after a night of wits and courage, when I get home to relax, I immediately feel poor, I am really sleepy and tired, lie down on the bed, and fall asleep in less than a minute, Li Yiling, who was in a daze, pushed me and said softly: "It's coming!" ”
"What's coming?" I asked ignorantly, still confused, and then I heard a shudder...... The sound of the rainy plantain sounded more and more densely, and I rubbed my eyes, is it raining? I felt that it was wrong again, the voices in the living room became more and more dense, and the bedroom door was suddenly knocked: "Knock knock!" ”
Last time, I was told that the bedroom should be full of rats at this time, but it was a little strange to knock on the door, when were the rats so sensible, and at the same time they knocked politely on the door to make a fuss about you, and told me that they were coming.
I immediately came to my senses, looking around for the guy who took advantage of it, there was nothing in the bedroom, just a maza, pick it up, Li Yiling was already holding the vajra, with half of his body on the bedroom door, the sound of knocking on the door suddenly stopped, and I heard a voice outside: "Into the mother, isn't this the last time I came to the boy house with a Taoist book, the little ones, cheer me up, the mother commanded, you must find the button camera, remember, give me all the buttons in this house to gnaw ......"
As soon as the voice fell, a shrill voice was heard: "Second master, tonight's dinner has been stirred, there is no food in the stomach, and the empty panic, it is better to find some food at his house first, and also have the spirit to bite." ”
Another voice said: "Don't bother, in addition to instant noodles in this kid's house, it is a rancid rice bowl, how to get into the mouth, it is better to hurry up and do the right thing, go back to the temple to eat the monk's ......"
I was dumbfounded, these rats are too bold, they broke into my house, not to mention, they had to find food first, and they didn't think that instant noodles could be eaten, was that Master Kong good? Tai Tete's mother bullied people, if it weren't for the buddy's bottom in his heart, he would have gone out to clean up these rats a long time ago.
In this way, I suddenly burst out from under the bed in the bedroom, and pounced on me, so high and so fierce, that I subconsciously turned my head to dodge, and the cat-sized mouse rubbed my scalp and crashed into the wall.
I was just glad to have escaped the catastrophe, and the bedroom door suddenly rang overwhelmingly, and an external force emerged, constantly banging on the door, as if it was going to be sandwiched inside and outside, blocking me and Li Yiling in the bedroom.
The bedroom is too small, just over ten square meters, and it occupies a bed, so it is really blocked in the bedroom, and there is no place to turn around, and soon a few big mice came out of the bed, squeaking...... Fiercely pounced on me and Li Yiling, I turned my head to look at Li Yiling, and saw him frowning, listening carefully to the movement outside.
I couldn't count on him for a while, so I had no choice but to lift the Mazar and follow the mouse under the bed desperately, I just lifted the Maza, and plucked up the courage, Li Yiling, who was originally facing the bedroom door, suddenly grabbed the handle and pulled it out.
Whoa...... Countless rats fell down from outside the door, like a flood wave, layer upon layer, at least more than a hundred, Li Yiling pulled the door suddenly, the rats did not expect it, estimated that they had just stacked Arhats, increased their strength to break the door, after falling, they were a little confused, but Li Yiling shouted at me: "Rush to the living room." ”
After shouting, I rushed out, and I don't know how many rats I stepped on under my feet, squeaking and screaming, I watched the dense rats almost occupy half of the bedroom, and my scalp was numb, but at this time, with a little hesitation, these rats will swarm and soon gnaw my buddies into slag.
I didn't care about being scared, and yelled: "Death to those who stand in my way!" "Brandishing the horse and stepping on the rats rushed out, a few feet down, stepped on a few mice, the body was not stable at all, the speed was not fast, finally to the door, half of the momentum was discharged, all the rats at this time came back to their senses, squeaked and jumped towards me, and even a few of them had begun to climb up along my calves, and two of them gnawed down on the tourist shoes I was wearing.
The buddy was so tired, I didn't take off my clothes and fell asleep on the bed, if I was wearing a pair of slippers now, I'm afraid it would have been a blur of flesh and blood, just when my strength was a little weak, Li Yiling outside the door suddenly stretched out his hand and dragged it out, I was immediately dragged out by him, and before I could stand firm, Li Yiling kicked me hard.
In a daze, I was kicked on the sofa in the living room, just in the middle of the rune array arranged by Li Yiling, I fell on the sofa as if the rune array was activated, and the five yellow runes rose suddenly, dripping and hanging in the air, forming a circle, surrounding me in it, I was still in a daze, Li Yiling also got into the rune array.
The speed of these few movements exceeded my reaction, but fortunately Li Yiling had already made a calculation, otherwise he would really be helpless, and now he can't allow me to think so much, so he stood up dizzily, raised his eyes, and saw a big mouse in clothes under the window of the living room.
It's not the old man who came last time, but a very sturdy-looking mouse, the size of a cat, standing upright, wearing a set of children's sportswear, a funny little top hat on his head, and the most incredible thing for me is that he even wears a pair of sunglasses on his eyes, and he thinks of himself as a star, right?
What's even more annoying is that what he is holding in his hand is a box of Xuanmai chewing gum that I just bought two days ago, stuffing it into his mouth one by one, chewing hard with his cheeks, and he can't stop at all, there are more than a dozen little mice around the big mouse, staring fiercely at me and Li Yiling, the big mouse has practiced a strange skill, and Li Yiling's movements made him stunned, his facial expression was a little stiff, and he probably didn't react for a while, but his hands and mouth didn't stop, eating gum one by one, and he couldn't stop at all......
I looked at the rat for three to five seconds, and the big rat suddenly stopped eating gum, and with an expression on his face that only humans have, he smirked and shouted at me, "You two are dead, little ones, give it to me!" ”
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