Chapter 249: The Empty Ear Lord rules the world
A song of the blue road of the ghost animal opened the curtain of the singing competition.
After the "Four Second Misses" finally finished singing Lan Lan Road, the audience in the audience had already wandered too empty, and they didn't know what year it was.
"It's horrible...... It's horrible......"
Marisa's body trembled like a sieve, clutching Reimu beside her, her lips trembling to say something, but she couldn't say anything.
Reimu didn't notice Marisa's movements at all, the red and white shrine maiden stared blankly, the huge bow on her head crooked to her ears, and her face turned pale as if her cash box was gone.
Wenwen seemed to want to take a picture, but his raised hands shook for a long time and he couldn't successfully press the shutter, and finally he could only fall on his back in despair.
As a judge, Si Ji Yingji sat on the judge's bench directly opposite the stage, and after Lord Yan Luo patted his cheek vigorously to make his expression return from "embarrassed" to normal, he held up a sign.
There is a number written on it - (6).
Why (6)!?
"It was supposed to be (9), but because of Flandrew's impromptu play, it disrupted the team's rhythm, so it only had (6) points!"
Lord Shiki gave an explanation.
It's really hard for you to be able to score such a ghost animal's song in a serious way, Lord Shiji......
Yakumo walked onto the stage with a subtle expression.
The bee-eating caustic prayer was already unbearable and fainted when the second lady sang Lan Lanlu.
The audience looked at Yakumo with affection, and some of them had already begun to pray that there would be no more strange songs in the future.
Then, Yakumo took out the card that recorded the program list again.
"So, the next one is- huh!? The next song is "Love は Chaos カオスの隷也しもべなり" brought by Kezi and Naiyako! ”
It's okay, it's a song that looks normal......
Yakumo secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
But is that really the case?
Don't forget that this volume is used to throw the festival - ahhh......h
The kappa began to tinker with the players backstage, followed by cheerful music playing from the high-powered speakers around the stage.
Katsuko, with a double ponytail, and Nayako, with her brilliant silver hair, stand on the stage.
Two young girls stand facing each other. Holding the microphone and looking at each other.
Faintly, Yakumo felt that the stage was filled with a faint lily atmosphere.
Then, the intoxicating smell of lilies shattered into scum all over the ground the moment the maidens began to sing......
"Hey! Hi! Mosaic, shoot that Lori!! ”
“3P! 3P! 3P! 3P! 3P! 3P! 3P……”
"Thunder! Tell mom to sell cuteness at speed! ”
"If you don't get the foundation right away, it's useless to touch anything!"
"Thunder! Mom, you're here to sell cuteness too! ”
"It's useless to touch a chestnut so much!"
"You're a chicken (3P!) 3P! )! ”
"Someone else steals your chicken (3P!) 3P! )! ”
"You're a [beep] [beep] [beep] - (3P!) 3P! )! ”
"Ana, where are you going to shoot? (You're going to aunty?) Ha! )”
"Shuffle. Bye-bye, fake milk or something~"
"You use Youku to masturbate, it's useless to touch anything!"
"Hello, auntie, they all say goodbye~"
"It is forbidden to engage in the base! It's useless to touch anything. ”
……
This, this, this, this......
What the hell is this singing!!
Yakumo looked at the two undisciplined girls who were singing happily on the stage.
Is it really okay for you to sing it so empty!?
And why are you singing the phrase "3P!" 3P! "If you want to stare at me, how can you fix it!!
Didn't you see my sister's murderous gaze! You two stop talking!!
No matter how Yakumo Mo complained offstage, Katsuko and Naiako on the stage had obviously pressed some kind of strange switch in their hearts.
With Yakumo's collapse and the audience's cheers—so lo and behold, there aren't many people in Gensokyo who have a temperate temperament and can cheer when they listen to such a song—and the song also enters the high (divine beast) tide section.
"Duck eggs! Duck eggs! "Meow!!"
"Duck eggs! Duck eggs! Duck eggs! "Meow!!"
The two girls took a deep breath, and then sang loudly at the top of their voices:
"Come and kill that cute Lori!!"
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Rumble!!
Yakumo felt like he had been struck by a thunderbolt - and it was the kind that failed to cross the catastrophe and even dissolved the army into a scattered immortal.
Come and kill that cute Lori......
Kill that cute Lori......
Cute Lori ......
Lori ......
Anyway, I've made up the number of words like this, and you haven't reacted yet?
After that, the two girls who had fallen into scum sang something strange and needed harmony, and Yakumo didn't pay attention to it.
In addition to the blue road that kept reverberating in his head, there was another empty ear: "Come and kill that cute Lori"......
The two ghost animal lines are constantly circulating. Fusion, and finally became a sentence.
Come and kill that cute blue road......
[It's over—]
Yakumo Mo's face was pale.
[-My demon view, my three views! ] I'm going to be crippled by them.]
Thinking that he might have to face the terrifying life of the ghost animal Blue Road when he saw the cute Lori, Yakumo felt that the future was dark.
Just when Yakumo was trying to self-repair his three views, Naiako and Katsuko finally finished singing.
Then, the earth-shattering cheers almost toppled the roof of Hakurei Shrine.
The youkai seem to be completely excited by this undisciplined song.
Ibuki watermelon dried three bowls of sake in one go.
Red has three - I mean, Xingxiong Yongyi almost pulled the horn off his forehead.
Youmeng is subconsciously pulling her own marshmallow, ah, it's a companion spirit. It looks like the companion is about to be ripped off into a postmodern artwork by the demon nightmare—it has actually been torn to look like a Möbius ring.
Yuyuko actually started to hiccup - this is an anomaly, this must be an anomaly!
The Son of Heaven even ripped off all the peaches on his hat in excitement.
Then I saw that M's hat made a series of very cartoonish "pop" and "pop" sounds. One peach after another popped up - this scene made the biologists, physicists, philosophers, chemists, and materials scientists on the blue star all cry when they saw them!
"Seven points!"
What made Yakumo desperate the most was that Lord Shiki-sama actually gave this song an eight-point evaluation!
"Although the lyrics are up for debate. But it completely mobilized the atmosphere of the scene, which is very in line with the theme of the festival, well, the melody is also good, so give seven points! ”
Shiki-sama, I beg you, Shiki-sama. If you talk nonsense so seriously, the prestige of King Yama will completely collapse!
"Cute Lori" and "Autumn Harvest" have a hairy relationship, how can it be repaired!
Yakumomo, who had three ruined views, stepped onto the stage step by step.
Either way, the singing contest will continue.
With trembling hands and pulling out the card, Yakumo took a lot of courage to look at the next show.
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