Chapter 245: Come to Me
Xiangbei fell to the ground, and it was only after a while that he realized what had just happened. His hands propped up, and his body bounced off the ground. With a surprised face, he looked at the good man who was still admitting his mistake to the Buddha. To this day, he didn't believe he was going to be slapped to the ground.
After standing up again, Xiang Bei stared straight at the great monk Shangshan in front of him, and after looking at it for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "How did you beat me?" â
The old monk smiled and said, "That's how it hit you," before ......the words fell, Xiangbei's eyes were flickered again, and then his body left the ground and fell heavily to the ground again. This time it was much stricter than the slap just now, and Xiang Bei actually smashed out a humanoid trace on the ground. He lost consciousness for about ten seconds, and finally remembered what he had come here for.
"See?" The old monk looked at Xiang Bei, who was lying on the ground and had just regained consciousness, and continued: "How is it? If you don't understand it, I'll do it again. As long as you are willing to face it, I will be willing to slap it. "Speaking of which. Shangshan spat into his palm, and he was about to do it a third time.
This posture made Xiangbei a little unbearable, he screamed, and then Xiangbei's body disappeared in place. When he reappeared, he was already standing dozens of meters away. At this time, Xiang Bei had the heart to commit suicide, and since he was born, there has not been a smooth lĂŹ. The first two times were abused by Wu Rendi and Guangren respectively. As long as the two of them are concerned, they will be recognized by the north, after all, one is the successor of 'that one', and the other is even impressed by 'that one'. Now he has been slapped twice by this old monk. The most disturbing thing is how these two mouths are next to each other, and he didn't even see it when he went north......
If it was more than a hundred or ten years earlier, he would have committed suicide directly if he couldn't take revenge on Xiangbei after suffering from these two mouths, but now Xiangbei feels that he is only one step away from the seed, and before he gets the power of the seed, he has to endure this breath.
After taking a deep breath, Xiangbei looked at Shangshan and said, "Monk, who are you?" I don't know you as a ......."
The old monk smiled, looked at Xiangbei and said, "Do you want revenge?" Well, at least I won't be bored for the past few years. Remember, your Buddha and my big name is Shangshan. If you can't remember it, get a tattoo. If you want to take revenge and are not afraid to slap your mouth, you can come to the Buddha at any time, and I will live in their house. Speaking of this, the old monk pointed in the direction of me and Sun Fatzi, and continued: "Finding them is even if you find the Buddha......
Before he finished speaking, Sun Fatzi couldn't help but shout loudly in the back: "This is not necessarily, we will move in a few days!" â
Xiangbei ignored Sun Fatzi, he muttered to himself: "Shangshan ......" looked at Xiangbei, and still didn't have the impression of this character in his heart. After a pause, he shook his head and said to the old monk Shangshan, "No. If this is your real name, there's no way I wouldn't know. It's either that you're lying to me, or that you've recently changed your name. â
Unexpectedly, Xiang Bei would see that Shangshan's law name was changed later, and he knew that the old monk of Shangshan was fine, except for Wu Rendi, there was only one Yang Xiao left. When he was in the Tongfo Temple, Lao Yang had seen the details of this old monk, but Yang Xiao's awe of this old monk was not much less than that of Wu Rendi. It was not much less difficult for him to say it than for him to go to Wu Rendi and steal the book of "The Chronicles of the Underworld".
After listening to Xiangbei's words, Shangshan glanced at him. said: "Remember the Buddha, I just called Shangshan, but there is a sentence Don't say that the Buddha, I didn't sue you." In this world, except for Wu Mian, there is no one who I can't fight as a Buddha. If you think about it, the next slap won't have this effect......"
Xiang Bei didn't speak, and after one last glance at the great monk Shangshan, his body began to fade rapidly, almost in the blink of an eye, Xiang Bei disappeared under our noses. Sun Fatzi walked over from behind with his waist covered, looked at the position where Xiang Bei disappeared, and said, "Didn't I say, Great Monk, you just let him go?" Take advantage of the fact that you slapped him again just now, and it would be good to get rid of him directly! It's good now, let the tiger go back to the mountain. â
Shangshan glanced at Sun Fatzi and said, "Why does Wu Mian's ass ask the Buddha to wipe it?" Isn't it good to leave this little guy to relieve Wu Mian's boredom? Guangren is not angry, it depends on this little guy. â
Speaking of Wu Rendi, Sun Fatzi suddenly remembered something, he walked to the side of the great monk Shangshan with a smile, and said: "Great monk, you just said that except for him Wu Rendi, there is no one you can't fight." It's not that I said, what's so special about him Wu Rendi? Why can't your great monk beat him? â
This sentence seemed to touch the heart of the great monk, his face was blue and white for a while, and after a while, the great monk suddenly turned around and slapped Sun Fatzi, and then said viciously: "He dares to fight back......"
Although this slap was not like hitting Xiangbei, it was also a blow to Sun Fatzi who turned around on the spot, and it took a long time for him to recover from the stars in his eyes. Just when Sun Fatzi couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, the great monk Shangshan ignored him, and he walked over to me slowly. I thought that this old monk had something to tell me, but what I didn't expect was that he still didn't mean to stop when he walked in front of him. Seeing that the old monk was about to bump into me, I hurriedly took a few steps back, and when I retreated, the old monk suddenly accelerated. As I was about to collide, he suddenly disappeared from front of me out of thin air, and then the feeling of discomfort from before reappeared.
At this time, Sun Fatzi eased up, and after looking around, he said to me: "Spicy, that old man... What about the Great Monk? Why is it gone in a blink of an eye? âââ
I pointed to my chest a little helplessly and said, "He has made me home, if you have the ability, call him out." â
Sun Fatzi covered his already swollen face, and after opening his mouth for a long time to the position of the good news just now, he closed his mouth again. Then he looked up at me and said, "Spicy, that's good." Let him stay for two days is better than taking two slaps when he has nothing to do. "Longitudinal masterpieces.
At this time, Hugo had already walked up, and he looked me up and down in amazement, and said, "It's amazing, this miraculous skill of the old man is not much worse than God's miracles......
Sun Fatzi glanced at Hugo, interrupted him, and said, "I just remembered to come over and shoot now, is it a little late?" It's not me who said, why didn't I see you ...... forward just now" Speaking of this, Sun Fatzi paused, as if he suddenly remembered something, he looked at Hugo with wide eyes and said: "Director Hugo, you were also slapped by him?" There's nothing to be embarrassed about, except for Spicy, almost all of them have been beaten by him. In addition to Lao Huang and reserved, don't say, the big monk still knows whose house he lives in, and he doesn't dare to provoke the landlord...... "Before Sun Fatzi's words were finished, this arm suddenly stretched out from my chest and slapped Sun Fatzi's fat face again......
After seeing that our side was safe, Han Song, who had been hiding a hundred or ten meters behind, walked over. He vigorously inquired about who Xiangbei and Shangshan were just now, but Han Song was standing far away just now and didn't see how Shangshan 'walked'. The three of us didn't bother to talk to him, but we thought he was too annoying to ask, Sun Fatzi made up a story about the Taoist monk coming to the world to subdue demons and eliminate demons, although Han Song still had an expression of disbelief, but we don't have any superfluous words here, he loves to believe it or not.
After leaving north, we had the heart to notice Elizabeth, who had her heart gouged out. In just a moment, Elizabeth's corpse had changed, and most of the flesh and blood on her body had disappeared without a trace, just a thin layer of skin against the bones, looking exactly like a dried corpse that had been dried in the desert for several years.
Looking at the appearance of this corpse, Sun Fatzi blinked his eyes, aimed his gaze at Han Song, and said, "Father Han, I didn't say it, it's all like this now, you should also tell me what's going on, right?" â