Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Melon Field Class Begins
Yue Lao drank all the water in his hand, wiped the water stains on the corners of his mouth and chin with his hands casually, and then gathered the stacked books in front of him.
The wings of his nose fluttered, and he leaned in and sniffed hard, and said in surprise: "Why does it smell fishy?
turned to look at the wind with strange eyes, and his heart was full of slander: this wind god always looks like a beautiful scenery, and he still likes to read books while eating......
The taste of more than a dozen kinds of sea fish in this book has endured for a long time, and it is difficult to make it possible - it turns out that there is still a vice of overeating on the Fengshen Venerable! It's hard to imagine, it's hard to imagine......
Where did Feng You know that Yue Lao's thoughts were out of tune at this time, looking at Yue Lao's chapped hands, caressing the book.
He thought for a moment, took something out of his sleeve, and pushed it to the other side of the table.
At this time, Yue Lao was still scolding on the one hand, while carefully discerning what kind of species of these dozen or so sea fish that made Fengshenzun have a great appetite.
Suddenly, a fresh and refreshing smell came, instantly diluting the fishy smell that was still rich and mixed before.
"It's ......"
Yue Lao looked at the taste, and saw a round flat box on the table, half the size of a palm, the body of the box was all black, and there were only three quaint words on the lid: alabaster.
"This is a small gift given to me by Hua Tuo Xianbo in the palace of the medicine king in the previous time, it is said that it is good for chapped skin, allergies, redness, and acne scars...... They all work wonders. ”
Feng Youxiang is a little embarrassed, but at this time, since he is begging someone to do something, then the benefits must not be missing.
Just like the human world, if ordinary people want to do something beyond their ability, they have to give gifts and money to those in power.
At this time, he really had something urgent to ask Yue Lao for help, so he had to use the human world as a last resort.
I feel very vulgar, so I am very embarrassed.
Yue Lao: It's not embarrassing, it's not embarrassing, you can be a little more vulgar!
"Listen to the name, you will know that it is made by Hua Tuo! With the precious and abnormal nine-turn snow lotus as the main material, supplemented by other heavenly and earthly treasures such as chalcedony, heavenly cold water, and half plum, it is made by a special technique of 7749 days...... In the end, it ended up with such a vulgar name as 'alabaster'. ”
As he spoke, he also glanced at Feng You with a violent look, "That guy actually gave you such a holy product for beauty and beauty, can you use it?!"
Feng Youxiang touched his nose a little embarrassedly, and inadvertently stroked his face, is it natural to blame me?
Before he could speak, he heard Ai Ai's small eyes glancing at him in the old age period, "This is for Xiao Lao'er?"
When Feng You heard this, his head was only halfway pointed, and the hand of the old man Yue on the other side quickly put away the alabaster on the table.
At that time, the choice of the machine, the smooth movement...... It wasn't like an old man of his appearance could do it.
When the things were in hand, the old man looked dignified, and the old god said on the ground: "As the so-called merit is not punished, what is there to the wind god, just command." ”
Feng You waved his hand and glanced at the book still standing on the table, "It's okay, deity...... The deity just has some questions, and I want to ask the immortals under the moon for advice. ”
Hmm? If you have any questions, please ask for advice, so that you can brag to those old guys again, ah no, you can help the wind god again, so happy!
Yue Lao is a good teacher, and even better a teacher of the wind god, he tried to suppress the corners of his mouth, and said lightly: "Your Excellency, please speak." ”
Feng You pondered for a moment before he spoke: "The deity has read all the books he got from you, and I only feel that the men and women in the books, no matter what the huge difference in identity and status, there are many misunderstandings between the two, but in the end they can still reconcile as before. ”
"Why is the relationship between them so smooth?"
Yue Laoqi said: "Your Excellency thinks this can still be called 'smooth'?"
Feng You nodded, "As long as the misunderstanding is resolved, you can get a happy result, isn't this smooth?"
Speaking of this, I don't know what I remembered, and my voice was a little low, "There are a lot of ...... There were no quarrels, and there were no misunderstandings between men and women...... It's very uncomfortable, but I can't tell where the trouble is?"
Although he said it vaguely, who is Yue Lao? The first kind of melon in the divine realm, Ah Ba, is the immortal who is in charge of the marriage between men and women, and I can't hear the meaning of his words.
"Have you heard of the "Fengshen List" on the Fengshen Venerable?"
"I've heard about it, but I don't know ...... details"
Yue Lao began to patiently explain: "It's just an emperor who is deceived by a fox all day long......"
After talking for a full quarter of an hour, he concluded: "Why did the relationship between the King of Su and Su Daji come to this end? It is only because the two races are different, and the King of the Ring does not respect the fox's preference for chickens. ”
This tells us that if men and women are of different races and want to be together for a long time, they must respect each other's eating habits. ”
After Yue Lao finished speaking, he looked up at Feng Youxiang's thoughtful appearance, and nodded with satisfaction, the son can be taught!
Poured another bowl of water, tasted it slowly, and waited for the other party to think it through.
Feng You thought about it for a long time, and had some epiphany, and it seemed to be shrouded in fog.
Looking at Yue Lao, he asked again, "If Su Daji really loves King Su, why can't he change his eating habits and change to eating meat and drinking wine?"
"Everything has its own preferences. Yue Lao suddenly felt that this student was very smart, but in fact he didn't have any wisdom at all.
"Eating the wrong thing will affect your health, and if you are unhealthy, you will become ugly in appearance. If you can't eat what you like for a long time, it will affect your mood and be in a bad mood, will your personality still be cute?"
Yue Lao's words made Feng You more and more confused the more he listened, how could it be related to his appearance and personality.
The god of creation is on top, Yue Lao is really doing his best, and he teaches the right medicine, but the students don't give their best, and the teacher is useless.
"People are inherently different, let alone two races, if you want to be long-lasting, you must learn to respect and tolerate each other's all. ”
Yue Lao still has a glimmer of hope for Feng Youxiang, "Little Lao Er said this, can Your Excellency understand?"
"I understand what you mean, but what does respect and tolerance have to do with King Xu, Daji, and the Divine List?"
Feng Youxiang almost hung a small question mark all over his handsome face, and the immortals under the moon are really.
At the beginning, it was explained that the crux of the problem was that both men and women respected each other, so why did they take King Su and Su Daji as examples?
Who doesn't know that the two of them are in the demon world and the other in the demon world, and they are greasy and crooked all day long, and the people of those two worlds can meet nine and a half times out of ten.
This kind of injustice must be used to confuse yourself!
Yue Lao endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back, and he was sudden.
"Since the Wind God Venerable has understood, the little old man will not leave you to sit for a long time, after all, my melon field has never had a good reputation, and your reputation in this area is not much better. ”
"What's my reputation, what's not good?"