"He's definitely ...... Wait a minute! ”

Su Chen had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and blurted out: "Damn! He's not going to be the same person as you, is he? ”

"That's right! If you answer correctly, add 10 points! ”

Yan Yuexi smiled even more proudly, "So the two of us are a perfect match, have you seen Ji. Are Lao and Lala a couple? Anyway, it is impossible for the two of us to control our marriage, so it is better to find someone who does not hinder us to marry. ”

yes, Ki. The guy is not interested in women, Lala is not interested in men, even if the two get married, they will not hinder each other's personal lives after remarriage, just from this point of view, it is really a perfect match.

Su Chen only felt weak, and sighed after half a sound: "Really...... I thought I would have a chance, but it seems to be a joy in vain! ”

Yan Yuexi laughed and slapped him, "Don't do this!" Sister even let you see her most private things, are you still not satisfied? Deal...... At most, I'll give you a copy of these photos and I'll be ready to use them when you're jerking off. ”

Su Chen collapsed directly.

The demon is worthy of being a demon, he dares to say anything, and such a strange remark can come out! But if you can't get someone with her, it seems that it looks good to have a photo......

Su Chen shook his head vigorously, leaving this ridiculous idea behind, what he wanted to know most was whether there was any possibility of undoing this matter.

"Sister, we've only known each other for less than a day, and you trust me so much?"

Yan Yuexi pouted, thought seriously for a while, and finally shook her head, "I don't know, anyway, I just think you're pleasing to the eye...... Don't think about it, my sister has seen more handsome guys. It's not that there are people who are more handsome than you. But how to say it. Sister and you hit it off at first sight, looking left and right just to think that you fit my sister's heart, why don't we wait and worship later? ”

"Sister, it's all men who worship them, okay?" Su Chen was made to laugh and cry by Yan Yuexi's whimsy.

Yan Yuexi pushed him and snorted viciously: "I don't care so much!" In short, the old lady just wants to bow to you, and in the future, you have to treat me as your own sister, and don't think about those messy things! As for me, I will love you as if you were my own brother. No matter what you do, even if it's murder and arson, I'll help you carry it if you can. How about it, sister is righteous enough, right? ”

Su Chen tugged at the corners of his mouth weakly, "You can do what you say......

Yan Yuexi was overjoyed, and she didn't know where she found it, so she really asked her to dig out a stack of yellow paper, take out a pack of Texas grilled chicken from the refrigerator, and finally carry a bottle of rice wine, and throw it on the coffee table in the living room with a "clang".

"Naw. Look at it, cut the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper. Finally, another bowl of rice wine, huh...... The blood will be spared, my sister is most afraid of pain, and it is too painful to prick it with a needle. ”

Su Chen twitched out of the corner of his eyes, the yellow paper was the kind of horse dung paper used to burn paper on the Qingming Festival, and the chicken head ...... Well, Texas grilled chicken is also a chicken!

Under Yan Yuexi's urging, Su Chen could only reluctantly worship her sister and brother, the whole order was similar to Liu Guanzhang in Taoyuan's three knots, which looked funny and ridiculous.

Yan Yuexi had a lot of fun - no, it should be said that her attitude was very serious, and it seemed that she really took this sworn worship seriously.

After the salute, Yan Yuexi began to pull Su Chen again and tell him about his past experience.

In fact, there is nothing to say, it's almost the same as the rumors, she is an illegitimate daughter, and she has a very cowish father, and it's hard to say what Cheng dù is to the specific cow, anyway, in this place in the island city, it's no problem for her to walk sideways.

Yan Yuexi has known the identity of her illegitimate daughter since she was a child, and she has no extravagant expectations, anyway, she has the father who rarely sees each other to support, and the living standards of both her and her mother have always been very good, until she was eighteen years old, her mother died of illness, and she was completely uncontrolled, and then lived a life of "a sliding door is as deep as the sea, and from then on the festival is a passerby".

Although she was an illegitimate daughter, Yan Yuexi did not take her father's surname, but her mother's surname.

In addition to not being able to make decisions on marriage issues, Yan Yuexi has no ill feelings towards her father, and of course she doesn't have much affection and affection.

What really made Su Chen arrive at the accident was the age of this demonic sister.

"Sister, you're only 25 years old this year?"

While Su Chen was surprised, she couldn't help but be a little surprised, no wonder her temperament was as changeable as a demon, she could not only deduce the delicate and lovely taste of a girl, but also reveal familiarity. The charm of the ripe and falling female melon turned out to be in between!

Yan Yuexi's eyes widened, "If you dare to reveal your sister's true age, beware of the little cock being swollen by my sister!" ”

After warning Su Chen, Yan Yuexi shook her fiancé's old bottom again.

In general, it is not much different from what Lin Xi said before, Xue Xiaodong is a son-in-law who came to the island city to gild, and he has to return to Beijing in three years, and he will officially marry Yan Yuexi at that time.

The two are deeply satisfied with each other - can they not be satisfied? Where to find such a suitable marriage candidate?

However, this also raises a problem, that is, regarding the offspring of the two, Lara and can fake marriage, but not fake childbirth.

Fortunately, there are still three years to go, and Yan Yuexi is not worried about this matter too much.

"When the time comes, I really can't do it, I have to ask you to donate some tadpoles, Xue Xiaodong's guy is pure, I'm worried that the quality of his tadpoles is not up to par, you won't mind, right?"

Su Chen was already speechless about Yan Yuexi's sharp words.

After talking about herself, Yan Yuexi dragged Su Chen again, saying that she would introduce him to a girlfriend and ensure that he was satisfied.

Su Chen was choked by Yan Yuexi is Lala at this moment, how could he have the heart to listen to her say this? can only perfunctory her say that she already has a girlfriend.

Of course, Yan Yuexi didn't believe it, so she pestered him to ask for a photo, Su Chen was forced to be helpless, and suddenly his heart moved, and he flipped out the photo of himself and his sweetheart in his mobile phone to show her.

Yan Yuexi first shouted in a fuss: "Yo, it's still a foreign. Girl! Yes, you, worthy of my brother......"

But after looking at a few photos carefully, I felt that something was not quite right, "I said, why does this woman look so familiar?" I think I've seen it somewhere. ”

Su Chen replied quietly: "Many people say so, she looks a bit like a movie star......"

"I'll go! Isn't this Jessica Elba, Sister Dang hasn't seen a movie? Yan Yuexi suddenly screamed, her eyes widened and she shouted: "You kid can do it, Hollywood stars have let you get started?" ”

Su Chen sighed helplessly: "Sister, can you take a closer look first?" Jessica Elba is 81 years old and will be 34 soon, do you see the person in the photo looks like she is in her thirties? ”

Yan Yuexi took a closer look and shook her head a little uncertainly, "It doesn't seem like it's true, this girl is only in her early twenties at most, right?" But it's really similar, exactly like Jessica Elba when she was younger! You have a good eye, where did you know each other? Bring it to me and let me know it. ”

Su Chen glanced at Yan Yuexi very vigilantly, "What do you want to do?" Break my girlfriend too? ”

"There's really no common sense, only men can be bent, okay?" Yan Yuexi sneered unceremoniously, "How can I say that I am also your sister, it is still okay to check for you, and besides, you two will know it like this, you haven't really made a shot yet, right?" ”

"How do you know?" Su Chen was really frightened, Yan Yuexi's eyes were too vicious, right?

The demon sister smiled and said, "What kind of woman has I never seen?" The one who really knows women best, it has to be us women themselves, how do you know, you can't sue you, but I can give you some advice, do you want to listen? ”

Su Chen nodded vigorously, can you not want to listen?

Strictly speaking, this is a master of psychology who has insight into women's hearts! If not, how could she have taken those original sexes. A beautiful girl with a normal orientation has become a man-hating Lala?

"Your girlfriend sister knows it at a glance, 100% of it has never been opened, if you really get it, your eyes will definitely not be as clear as it is now. Women actually rely on that membrane, when the membrane is still there, she is a little girl, full of unrealistic fantasies, once the membrane is gone, people will be down-to-earth, they all say that the older the woman, the more realistic it is, it is better to say that there is no membrane to begin to become more realistic......"

Yan Yuexi's eloquent speech made Su Chen suddenly feel a sense of enlightenment.

According to Sister Demon, the fundamental reason why he hasn't completed the last home run with his sweetheart is that he is too soft-hearted.

As long as a woman really has a deep affection for a man, she will not refuse any request from a man, because women are emotional and can do anything for the man they love, no matter how much it costs.

No religion can match the power of true love!

"Of course, this must be if she really likes you and loves you, if your relationship doesn't reach that point, even if you want to overlord the bow, you have to think about the consequences, maybe she will be angry and kick you."

"But how do I know if she really loves me? Or...... How much does she love me? How deep is the love? The more Su Chen listened, the more energetic he became, and he took the opportunity to consult.

"Little fool, you won't really fall in love with this girl, will you?" Yan Yuexi suddenly changed her tone and said in surprise.

Su Chen was stunned, "Is there a problem?" ”

"Of course there is a problem!" Yan Yuexi laughed and shouted, "How old are you?" Teenage hairy children dare to say what they don't love? I'm twenty-five years old and still haven't figured out what love is, how can there be so much true love these days? As long as you look at each other and like each other, you can just take off your pants and start drying! ”

"It's not and kind. The horse is the same? Su Chen opened his mouth wide, obviously stunned by Yan Yuexi's remarks.

Yan Yuexi sneered: "Your age and species. What is the difference between horses? Don't talk about me, just find an elderly person on the street and ask, do you think people will believe that a hairy boy like you has true love? Don't be stupid children, without enough emotional experience and precipitation, no one in this world can understand what true love is. (To be continued......)

PS: The second more will be sent ~ there will be four more later