Chapter 035 Please ask the little master of the Bao family
said that Bao Yuan was still a poor bone.
He is not like most of the wealthy petty bourgeoisie in the current society, he knows how to appreciate and enjoy life, and goes to the theater every once in a while to watch dramas, operas, operas and other performances. In addition, Bao Yuan really couldn't afford to spend at that time, and one of the 37 male classmates who disappeared from the Xi'an Academy of Fine Arts was admitted to the civil service, and the classmate once proudly told Bao Yuan that the unit often issued some substantial benefits, including movie tickets, drama tickets, supermarket cards, etc., and from time to time traveled at public expense. These were once a mess that made Bao Yuan envious, Bao Yuan had seen the town market and sang a big drama, and it was by no means as good as the current scene, it was exactly the same as the real one.
However, Bao Yuan knew in his heart that the manager of the haunted house must have some extraordinary means.
Look further down the play......
A puff of red smoke rose from the grave bag on the stage, and two probes slowly rose to probe the brain, and the five short figures were really the same as the two people who appeared before. As soon as Bai Wuchang on the tomb bag appeared, he immediately sang in a weird manner: "Seventh Master, you and my brother received the order to detain the soul, and made a special trip here to take the old man of the Jiang family. How good is that? Yan Jun and Cui Jun are uncertain, what should I do? ”
Let's be honest.
Although the coffin chair under the buttocks is very delicate, it is extremely uncomfortable to sit on.
It could be a consciousness effect.
In the two corners that appeared before, he was good at singing, chanting, sitting and proofing, and his kung fu foundation was very good and in place.
The two people who appeared in the tomb bag in the back were obviously not in the limelight, and Bao Yuan even felt that if Lao Tzu came on stage and hummed a few words casually, he would be much stronger than the two of them! Bao Yuan saw that this ancestral drama was nondescript, and it was not a serious thing at all. couldn't help but say loudly: "Go and go, it's a dog, an egg, a donkey, a horse, a bird, a haunted house, come out, don't pretend to be a ghost, and make this mess of the famous ball?" Come out. Let me see how capable you are? ”
No one responded.
The two people singing on stage didn't pay attention to it at all, and only cared about singing the big drama themselves.
Although the singing is not a good thing, it is true!
Bao Yuan sat down impatiently and watched.
Slowly, the black and white impermanence duo sang enough, and the two "Bao Kind, Bao Shi" who pretended to be black and white impermanence appeared again, still posing in a flowing and flowing style. The content of the singing is nothing more than seeing someone on the grave, pretending to be a beating with the two brothers, what should I do? ...... of Dog Fight Day The rest of the content doesn't need to be thought about, the person who pretends to be real is locked away by black and white impermanence. The man who pretended to be kind was struck by a mourning stick and fell on the grave, and the owl cried on the branch......
Bao Yuan looked at the stage and slowly closed the curtain, and said in his heart: "Hmph...... Exercise...... Mommy's ...... The anecdote of my ancestor back then, Lao Tzu knows much better than you, you want to kill the majesty of the little master Bao on a dog day, you don't have to bother to put on this big show, there is a ball? I don't buy your account, huh. What the hell are you singing......"
Bang bang bang.
But listening to the applause of Sun Panzi, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao was very intense.
Bao Yuan snorted lightly and snorted, "." Put your hands down to Lao Tzu, are there such shameless goods as you? Look at my ancestor's unlucky play, are you so happy? Damn, all of them are white-eyed wolves, Lao Tzu took money to feed a few of you in vain, go to death, all of them die! ”
Suddenly, I heard Sun Panzi's voice in my ear: "Xiaobao." A few of us will not die after drinking the blood of fish and fish, the haunted house has accepted us, your body is extremely cold now, it depends on whether the haunted house is willing to let you leave alive, and if you leave alive, you will be a living person. If you don't leave alive, you're the living dead! ”
Bao Yuan said disdainfully: "Hmph, the poisonous blood Lao Tzu has drunk it, and he will sing it when he gets off the horse, and he still wants to go to the ground?" Come on, I'm not afraid! ”
Sun Panzi whispered: "Xiaobao, the reason why Sun is not loud is because he is afraid of scaring you!" ”
Bao Yuan was very unconvinced: "Scare Lao Tzu, hum, Lao Tzu is not a scared person!" ”
Sun Panzi whispered: "Xiaobao, although you kid entered the tomb of the gods and saw strange things, didn't you see it?" The people who play the real black and white impermanence on the stage have an extremely poor level of singing, chanting, meditation and playing, and they sound like ghosts, because they are really black and white impermanence at all, can we do it without some applause? ”
"Ahh
"It's black and white!"
Bao Yuan listened to a big fat sweat, this haunted house is so awesome, he can actually invite real black and white impermanence to sing!
"That's right, it's really black and white!" Sun Panzi was very calm, and whispered: "Xiaobao, we just drank a glass of fish and fish blood, and the rules will be more fierce and ruthless later, you should be prepared, don't think that this is over, don't be afraid, as long as we pass the first level, we can also pass the second level smoothly!" ”
Sun Panzi just finished speaking.
A woman dressed in white came from afar, and the woman came to say a deep blessing in front of everyone, and said in a charming and charming manner: "A few masters, please come with the little girl, my master has explained, Bao Xiao Tai Ye came from afar to be a distinguished guest, the master and the guests are waiting in the field, Bao Xiao Tai Ye, Nine Masters, please!" ”
The woman had a waterfall of green silk in front of her head and a waterfall of green silk behind her, and she couldn't see her face at all.
At this moment, it is not clear whether Song Peng made the fish and fish blood confused, or lost his soul in fear in the haunted house, his face showed a rare calmness, like a dead man. Replaced by Song Peng, who was lively in the past, he would definitely shout: "This woman is definitely not a person, she looks very similar to "Liao Zhai. The ghost in Wu Qiuyue! ”
Oh, it's not easy to stand up.
Bao Yuan saw clearly, he was a living person and was not transparent, but his hands, feet, and body were extremely cold, as if there was no blood flowing in his body.
It's a lot of work.
Sun Panzi had to pull everyone up one by one.
In fact, it was not that Song Peng was silent, but he couldn't speak at all, Song Peng had already seen in his eyes, the woman not only had no face, but also no feet, although the woman was covered tightly by a long robe, Song Peng inadvertently glanced in his eyes, but he couldn't scream, Sun Panzi pulled him up, and Song Peng could only go in.
There are really ghosts in the haunted house.
Beyond the corridor of two skeletons, a strange large exhibition hall was revealed.
There are eight wide Eight Immortal Tables and eight Taishi chairs placed on all sides, among which there is a person who is not a human and a ghost and carries a glass platform on his back.
Due north and south, the seats of the Taishi chair are vacant.
The rest of the Taishi chairs were sitting on people, and behind them were also young and old.
I saw a person wearing a long shirt with the word "longevity" walked out, and the others were all right, but it seemed that there was a horn growing on his mouth, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, and he only heard him say in a weird way: "Please take a seat ...... Bao family and Bao Xiaoye" Hula, everyone present looked at Bao Yuan.
Bao Yuan only faintly felt that these people looked a little popular and human.
Bao Yuan asked in a low voice: "Ninth Master, where is Lao Tzu sitting?" ”
Sun Panzi whispered: "Little Master Bao, heh, you have more face than Sun, logically speaking, Bao Xiaotai is a distinguished guest and should sit in the south, and the position in the north is the special seat of Master Guangri, even my senior brother Qiao Santan has no seat, you go to the south and sit down, and Sun will ...... for you behind you" (to be continued......)