Chapter 086: Nima! It turned out to be a pig!
Whenever there is a verbal battle with the enemy, the four brothers always have the same guns to the outside world, and it is customary to sing double reeds in return, Bao Yuan and the other party are on the bar, and Song Peng and Ping Sigui naturally inevitably scold each other. The problem is that the more the other party talks, the more arrogant he becomes, and he doesn't know what it means to be sleepy.
You can only hear each other's voices, but you can't see people.
The two don't meet.
I can't do dry scolding, and I never quench my thirst.
Do you say it's weird, this place is really more than a prison, don't say it's a door, damn it, there's not even a seam.
It wasn't until the other party scolded that his mouth was sour and he spitted all day, and the three of them found a place to sit down and smoke.
Du Muqing, Park Nianyun, and Alice Nika said that they couldn't be angry with each other, and it would not be too late to clean up when he showed up......
Bao Yuan said angrily, Lao Tzu has lived for more than thirty years, and he has never been scolded like this, wait, Lao Tzu has to peel him and cramp.
Smoke two cigarettes in a row.
Thinking about it fiercely, Ping Sigui and Song Peng couldn't help but sigh.
Or fat-haired and far-sighted.
I think that at the beginning, when everyone was involved in the bottom of Dongting Lake, great dangers abounded, and Song Peng almost threw his life away...... Hey! The fat haired turtle grandson bastard did not participate by mistake, escaped the danger, and escaped the catastrophe...... This time, everyone was locked up 30,000 miles under the Antarctic ice rock by the bullshit general of the Spring and Autumn Hall, damn it, the fat hair and the foolish escaped, phew, this kid has a good fate, he will really rush to the scene.
After four cigarettes in a row, Bao Yuan still refused to admit defeat, and scolded a lot of people with his throat.
Until the scolding is boring, I don't hum.
Given the current situation. Bao Yuan couldn't stop thinking, damn, why didn't Mr. Jiang contact Lao Tzu? Exercise! You can't really be fooled, right?
Said Cao Cao. Cao Cao arrived.
Just when he was suspicious, three women in white entered through the wall, fluttering, each holding a delicate large silver plate, holding wine and meat, and walked forward with a smile, but did not speak. The three women looked like they were just twenty years old, tall and fair-skinned.
Hua Xue Kill can see it.
The three women in white cultivated as normal.
If it comes to the use of force. Hua Xue can kill hundreds of such women.
Odd! Odd! It's weird! These three women are here to walk in and out on their own, and why can't I?
Put down the silver platter.
The three women in white smiled at everyone and said a blessing. Drift away.
Ping Sigui saw it. Said very surprised, hey, I didn't expect that it would be nice to be in prison in Antarctica, there are fairies to deliver meals when eating, will there be fairies to accompany you when you sleep? If there were, ahaha, what a wonderful thing it would be?
That's true. Lao Tzu might as well sit through the prison under Antarctica.
The premise is:
Nightly fairies can't be the same.
Yes, bastard ideas for single dogs. People who have a group of wives and concubines are naturally different.
There are not so many twists and turns in Bao Yuan's heart, whether it is sent by a person or a ghost. Bao Yuanyi will not be polite, and the second will not be really polite, he doesn't care, he takes the lead in picking up the wine jug and pouring it into his mouth, and says in his heart: "Hmph! I'm afraid you're a ball? Lao Tzu has even tasted puffer fish and crane top red in the haunted house, are you afraid that you will be poisoned? Joke! Even if you want to poison me, can you poison Lao Tzu? ”
As soon as the wine jug was put down, Bao Yuan beckoned everyone to eat together.
There is a saying: Seeing things and not eating three points of sin.
A hearty laugh sounded, followed by a familiar voice: "Heaven and earth are sincere!" The sun and the moon can prove it! Ok, good, good! Mrs. Bao is really worthy of being a person of great sincerity and trust, and you are happy to come as promised...... It seems that Mr. Bao attaches great importance to the opening of the door of the Spring and Autumn Hall, and it is very good, and the grand ceremony of the present day is attended by Mr. Bao and all the heroes and heroes, and the Spring and Autumn Hall will surely illuminate the sun and the moon and revitalize the ...... forever."
The sound settled.
Mr. Jiang appeared with a spring breeze on his face.
When Ping Sigui and Song Peng heard Mr. Jiang say "all heroes and heroes", their hearts were very useful, and they couldn't help but be overjoyed, and they both said: "Yes, if we are not heroes, who is worthy of being called heroes?" Ha ha! ”
Yes, indeed.
When they were in the haunted house, Qiao Santan said that they were not worth a penny.
At this time, he has become a hero, yes, how can a hero be a worthless person?
Ha ha!
Bao Yuan was not blown to the sky by good words, he reached out and wiped his mouth, and asked with bad intentions: "Mr. Jiang, what do you mean?" What the hell are you doing? Lao Tzu couldn't understand it, I'm sorry, Chunqiu Tang sincerely invited us to come to the appointment, what kind of trouble is this? Why are you imprisoning us here? What do you mean? Could it be that the hospitality of the Spring and Autumn Hall is to trap prisoners, or does the Spring and Autumn Hall want to kill our prestige? ”
"How dare you, how dare you!"
The explanation given by Mr. Jiang is, "Little Master Bao and you don't know, there are divine beasts sitting outside the VIP room of the Spring and Autumn Hall, and Little Master Bao and the heroes and heroes are people of great gifts and virtues...... However, the divine beast is also a beast, that is, a beast, naturally it is impossible to distinguish between good people and bad people, Spring and Autumn Hall does this for the sake of your safety, of course, those beasts may not be able to hurt Bao Xiaotai, but others can not say it well. ”
"Divine beasts?" Boss Song Peng didn't understand, "Mr. Jiang, could it be that there is a dragon tied up outside?" ”
Mr. Jiang said no.
"It's not a dragon, huh, so there's a phoenix locked up outside?" Ping Sigui asked.
Mr. Jiang still said no.
That is, it is not a dragon, nor a phoenix, Song Pengda is not clear, he hummed and asked: "Mr. Jiang, there are no dragons and phoenixes, so there must be white tigers, vermilion birds, Xuanwu and other divine beasts tied outside?" Yes and no? ”
Mr. Jiang smiled and returned: "Mr. Song, Mr. Ping, I think, the two of you don't have enough knowledge of divine beasts, many ancient divine beasts have long been extinct, and what exists in the Spring and Autumn Hall is just some fur, like the person who was foul-mouthed with you just now is a divine beast?" ”
Yang Xuejiao suddenly said: "Ah! Could it be that it was a parrot who scolded people just now? ”
"No, no, no, of course not."
Mr. Jiang's gaze stopped at Sun Panzi, and he said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "This divine beast loves to abuse people from birth, once it speaks, it always has to distinguish the high and low in scolding kung fu, and likes to press people and make people half dead...... Presumably Sun Jiuye had already guessed it, hehe! ”
didn't wait for Sun Panzi to speak.
Du Muqing was the first to speak: "Ninth Grandfather, is there a mountain paste outside?" ”
"Exactly." Mr. Jiang smiled, "Du Qiye's descendants are really well-informed, and I admire them!" ”
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Bao Yuan couldn't bend for a while, and they didn't know what the mountain paste was.
Song Peng hurriedly asked: "Xiaoqing, tell me quickly, what is the mountain ointment?" Why have I never heard of it? ”
Du Muqing snorted and laughed: "Mr. Jiang, there is mountain paste alive in Antarctica, and this matter is reasonable...... The Spring and Autumn Hall has existed for 5,000 years, and the ancestors of the Spring and Autumn Hall opened up territory under the Antarctic 5,000 years ago, and it is normal to leave a few divine beasts on duty......"
Bao Yuan said: "Xiaoqing, don't talk about it, tell me what the mountain paste is?" ”
Du Muqing Zhile: "Mountain paste is a pig!" Ha ha! You know? The four of you have been scolding with the pig for a long time just now, haha, the appearance of the mountain paste is very similar to that of a pig, the whole body is red, and it looks more like a cooked red boar from a distance, haha, it is born to speak human words, and likes to scold people, haha! (To be continued.) )