CHAPTER XXII
Tang Lian received a call from Li Xia, saying that there was a dinner party in the evening and invited Tang Lian to participate together, but Tang Lian directly pushed it away, and at the same time asked Li Xia to come back early.
After hanging up the phone, Tang Lian walked to the bedroom, opened the window, and left.
At this time, a man climbed in through the window, "It's still a dry climate in the north!" At least the weather is relatively normal, unlike here, where it can be changed and there is no preparation at all. ”
Tang Lian walked in with a towel and threw it directly to the man in the bedroom, while pointing to the water stains on the ground. Motioned for him to clean up.
"Am I a guest? Why do you make me do rough work? The man looked up, and the face he had seen this morning was the same young man who had come to the door with a photo.
"Don't you look like yourself?" Tang Lian asked, and this person was Yi Guo's smile.
"It's been a long time since I've seen myself, I forgot." Smiling and looking elated, what Tang Lian said did not hit him at all.
"Dinner is over to you, you can get whatever the refrigerator has." After finishing speaking, Tang Lian lay directly on the bed and began to play with the computer.
Looking at Tang Lian with a leisurely look, "Sooner or later, you will be lazy." But Tang Lian didn't even bother to answer.
And just when Tang Lian was playing in bed, she smiled like a nanny and cleaned up the room.
"You can't move?" Smile kicked on Tang Lian's ass on the bed to vent his dissatisfaction.
"Believe it or not, sue you**!" Tang Lian threw the pillow over, but was dodged by a smile.
"Hehe, I can dodge bullets, let alone a small pillow." Smile holds the mop in one hand and poses V with the other.
Immediately after that, he was hit in the head by his mobile phone.
"Borrow your bathroom for it." After finishing the work, he smiled and said to Tang Lian, but also, he just came in from outside, and he was already drenched in soup by the rain, and now he is cleaning up the house, don't look at the lack of work, but it is all manual work, and now he is sweating profusely.
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Tang Lian to object, he left quickly and got into the bathroom, and then there was a sound of rushing water from the bathroom.
Tang Lian had some thoughts of peeping at this time, and the smile wouldn't be in a state of disguise when taking a bath, right? Perhaps this is a great time to get a glimpse of the truth.
But Tang Lian still resisted the urge to be curious, and didn't look at the truth, if he wanted to show his true face, it wouldn't be so troublesome. But what is also curious is how the smile is almost 100% transfigured. Although occasionally I will add my own subjective assumptions, such as ** or something. However, the similarity is still very high.
Tang Lian still put her mind at ease and continued to play with the computer.
But after 20 minutes, there was still no response, the smile did not come out of the bathroom, and the sound of running water in the bathroom was heard.
30 minutes have passed, and there is still the sound of running water.
40 minutes ......
At this time, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and he rushed out with a smile wrapped in a bath towel, rushed into Tang Lian's bedroom, and shouted at Tang Lian, "Why don't you come to peep yet!" ”
The space suddenly condensed.
"In general, it's the other way around, right?" Tang Lian complained. "Anyway, when to cook! I'm already hungry. ”
Smiling and looking like an angry little daughter-in-law, the bath towel was still wrapped around her chest, and she sat directly on the ground, looking crying, and the wooden floor was covered with undried water stains.
"Get dressed, wipe the water off the floor, and go cooking." Tang Lian gave a series of instructions. Completely use the smile as a babysitter.
"It's really ruthless, what if you don't have a change of clothes?" Smile is still wrapped around a bath towel at this time. "By the way, how about I wear yours? **Yes? Something. "Smile on a whim.
"No way!" Tang Lian sat up suddenly, and quickly refused. But when you think about it, it seems that there are no men's clothes in the house.
At this time, Tang Lian looked at the drizzle outside the window and got up directly. "I'll buy you a change of clothes. You're honestly staying at home. After speaking, Tang Lian went out directly.
There was a knowing smile on his face. "Interesting."
When I walked to a nearby supermarket, I found that I didn't know the size of my smile and dress, and I was in a hurry, and I forgot to bring my mobile phone, or I didn't have the habit of bringing a mobile phone at all.
But if you think about it carefully, smiling and easy to look like people, it seems that there is a big difference in body size? Is it possible to buy any size? Women's clothing seems to be okay, huh? The question comes back, is the body of the smile male or female? And how the hell is he disguised?
Tang Lian couldn't think of an idea for a while, so she bought one piece of each size.
When I went back after buying it, I realized that I was underestimating the smile, or rather, I was underestimating the sturdy fabrics.
When I opened the door, I found that a very mature woman was busy in the kitchen, and the clothes on her body made most men unable to straighten their waists.
What I didn't expect was that the smile was really wearing herself, and she couldn't say that her size was relatively small, but she could only say that the size of the smile was too big, and she ** stretched out a deep stretch on the smile, even so, it didn't crack.
The lower body is dressed in his own bear**, almost half of his butt is exposed, and the edge of his pants is deeply embedded in **. Even the little bear has become very fat.
At this time, there are only these two ** pieces on the smile, plus an apron, is this the rhythm that wants to make the man's nosebleeds flow?
"You're back? Is it to take a bath first, or to eat first, or to ......" Before the words were finished, the man's ** was thrown directly on the smiling face.
"Eat first." Tang Lian set the umbrella aside, ignored the smile, and went straight back to his room. This smile is definitely deliberate, is this a mockery of oneself for having no breasts, no ass for being ass? I knew that he wouldn't wear anything.
The smile smiled maliciously, but the work at hand did not stop.
In a short time, the four dishes were already on the table.
"What do you mean? Did you show it to me on purpose? Tang Lian was the first to express his dissatisfaction.
The corners of his mouth were raised, and he filled Tang Lian with a bowl of rice and put it in front of her. Tang Lian's previous tough attitude disappeared immediately. The eyes are full of dishes on the table, and the most attractive thing is the red-colored mapo tofu in front of you.
Tang Lian looked at the dishes, her saliva tended to flow out, and her mood was all attracted by the dishes on the table. The smiling treacherous scheme succeeded.
"There is no next time." Tang Lian wiped away her saliva, picked up the dishes and chopsticks directly, and began to eat.
Smile was in the canteen of the special hospital, and he made mapo tofu for Tang Lian once. Unexpectedly, Tang Lian was directly hooked.
Although if you want to tie a man's heart, you have to tie a man's stomach. Although Tang Lian is not a man, the effect is extraordinary!
Tang Lian, a standard foodie, is it who can cook something delicious will go with whom?
While I was eating, I suddenly heard the doorbell.
Tang Lian didn't stop eating, and he didn't even say anything.
Smiling helplessly, he had to open the door. But as soon as his hand was placed on the doorknob, Tang Lian's indistinct words came from behind him.
"Outside the door is Zhou Yi. Is it appropriate for you to open the door like this? ”
He was still chewing rice in his mouth, and his speech was slurred, so he didn't understand his smile at all, so he opened the door directly.
"Excuse me, Tang Lian is ......" Zhou Yi looked at the person who opened the door, not only was not Tang Lian's mother before, nor was Tang Lian, but a person who didn't know him at all, and his clothes made people's blood boil. Except for the **** is the apron, there is no other covering.
Before he could say a word, he was sprayed with a nosebleed.
At this time, Tang Lian was still eating at the table, and half of the dishes on the table had been wiped out.
Smile sat opposite Tang Lian, wiping his face with a wet towel.
But Zhou Yi sat on the sofa next to him with an embarrassed face, his head glanced to the side, but his eyes glanced at the dining table dishonestly.
"What's the matter?" Tang Lian put the empty bowl on the table and said simply, while gesturing to smile and add another bowl of rice.
"Well, I just wanted you to consider joining us." Zhou Yi said weakly, not daring to look at the two people at the table with a straight face.
"If that's all it takes, then please go back, right? We are not all the way after all. Tang Lian took the rice handed by the smile and continued to eat.
Smile and go straight to the drop-off.
"I didn't expect it to be an innocent virgin?" Smile with a gentle voice ** to.
But he didn't expect Zhou Yi, who went out, to immediately become serious. "Is this disguise? Strange technology, huh? ”
There was a hint of a smile on his smiling face, "I didn't expect you to see it so quickly." I have to admire your eyesight. ”
"Ordinary people may not be able to find out, but I am a doctor, and I am a first-class person in checking qi and color. You can't see on your face that such a person is either a dead person or a mask. Are you that kind of person? Zhou Yi said lightly, his face full of confidence.
"Or maybe it's another human skin?" The smile squeezed out these words from between his teeth, and Zhou Yi suddenly felt like he was in an ice cellar.
Immediately before Zhou Yi could react, the door in front of him was closed.
"Who is this person? It feels horrible. Zhou Yi not only shuddered, but he didn't expect to see the strength that could stand side by side with black in addition to black.
Zhou Yi stood at the door for a long time, thinking about something, and then immediately had the answer, immediately turned around and walked out, and at the same time took out the phone and dialed it directly, not knowing who was quietly discussing.
Just when Zhou Yi was sent out of the door with a smile, Tang Lian finished the meal, put the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and returned to the room by himself, following the canteen of the special hospital.
"Hey, you just stay like this, and the fat won't go where you want to go."
The smile obviously saw Tang Lian's body tremble slightly, and it seemed that he was right.
"Do you need to rub it for you?"
"You're a**. My mom will be back in a minute, so you can pack up and leave. ”
The smile froze, "Really become a nanny?" ”
Seeing Tang Lian, he didn't complain for a long time, so he could only clean up the mess.