Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Master Goes Out of the Mountain
"What's the matter?" I was stunned.
Boss Yan looked around, "Let's go, let's talk in the house... Hey, Master Leng, is this your dog? ”
Boss Yan pointed to the little fox, and I exhaled, "Brother Yan, what are your eyes, this is a fox, okay?" ”
"Hey, it's so beautiful, this thing can be kept as a pet, I'll buy one another day..."
This Boss Yan kept saying 'it's important', but the whole person didn't seem to be 'important' at all. When I came to the house, I walked to the dressing mirror, took a picture left and right, and stroked my hair.
"Brother Yan, do you smoke?" I asked as I made my tea.
"Huh? I've got it here..."
As he spoke, Boss Yan stroked his watch, took out a delicate silver cigarette case, pressed it with his hand, bounced it open, took out a cigarette and handed it to me, and then took out a delicate and chic lighter and lit it for me. This Boss Yan is not an ordinary pretend.
"Oh, be careful, don't burn my sleeves, brand..."
I looked at his clothes, and said in my heart, what kind of famous brand wears on you, it looks like a stall.
"Brother Yan sit." I pointed to the couch, "What the hell is going on with me?" ”
"What else can you do if you are looking for Master Leng, of course, it depends on feng shui." Boss Yan took a slow puff of his cigarette.
I frowned, and said in my heart, "Look at your mystery, what do I think?"
"What's the matter, your factory has a problem with feng shui again?" I asked.
"It's not my factory."
"That's?"
"My friend's factory is also in our town."
"Tell me what's the problem." I nonchalantly flicked the ashes of my cigarette.
"Well, it's kind of scary to say."
"How scary?" I'm getting a little impatient.
Boss Yan looked around mysteriously, lowered his voice and said, "Haunted." ”
"Really?"
"Hey..."Boss Yan spread his hands, "Why am I lying to you?" ”
"Tell me, what a haunting..."
Boss Yan took a few sips of tea and spoke slowly. Boss Yan's friend also runs a hardware factory, and when the New Year is approaching, the factory is in a hurry, and the packaging team is too busy, so he arranged four workers to work the night shift. For the first few days, nothing happened. On the night of the fourth day, the power went out while the four men were working.
The black light blinded them and they couldn't work, so the four of them fell asleep against the workbench. Falling asleep, one of them was woken up by the cold, got up in a daze to relieve his hands, walked and walked, and suddenly felt that the soles of his feet were empty, and he took a closer look, he was actually on the top of the factory! … It was too late, and the man fell as soon as he saw it, and both legs were broken on the spot.
The screams woke up the other three, who were still in the factory instead of sleeping on the roof. They called the boss and took the man with the broken leg to the hospital overnight. When the man came to his senses, he told his boss what had happened. Not only did the boss not believe it, but his three workers didn't believe it either, you know, although there is a skylight leading to the top of the building above the corridor, there is no staircase, and you have to set up a ladder to go up. …
After the boss's analysis, he came to the conclusion that this person walked out of the packaging workshop on the second floor of the factory, somehow climbed over the guardrail and fell, and fell from the second floor, not the roof. Afterwards, the boss was afraid that someone would have an accident, so he didn't arrange anyone to work the night shift again.
Until the day after... On this day, the boss reconciled with the clerk in the factory until late at night. The boss is in his early thirties, very thoughtful, very manly and charming, and many girls in the factory secretly like him, including the clerk, but others already have families, and they are very decent. After the account was settled that night, the clerk said that she went out to buy some food and came back, and the two of them ate before leaving...
After drinking the soup packed back by the clerk, the boss felt hot all over, the clerk took the opportunity to come over to help him, smelling the fragrance on her body, the boss couldn't control it and hugged her, and the two of them were in the dark... I don't know how long later, the boss woke up and found that the clerk was gone. When I came outside, the boss saw that the clerk was standing naked in the factory yard. So I asked her what she was doing, and the clerk didn't speak. After asking three times, the clerk turned around...
I really wanted to kick this Boss Yan twice, "Turn around, what's wrong?" ”
"Alas..."Boss Yan sighed and took a few sips of tea, "Want to know?" ”
"Of course." I tried my best to resist the urge to splash him with tea.
"Actually, I don't know, my friend was frightened at the time, he can't remember what he saw at that time, you say, how do I know?" Boss Yan spread his hands.
"What about the clerk?" I asked.
"The clerk woke up the next day, and remembered only that she had drugged my friend's soup the night before, and then had done something with him, and that she had no memory of what had happened next. My friend quit her in a fit of rage, and before leaving, she made a big fuss in the factory, saying that my friend slept with her, and then told others all over the workshop that my friend's performance in the process of **, and what the genitals looked like, and my friend's wife almost divorced him... Woman, it's terrible. Boss Yan shook his head, then licked his lips, "What the fuck, Brother Yan, I want to be personable, I want to be personable, why don't I have a woman to drug me..."
I let out a 'uh' sound, almost choking on my own spit, "You came to me to let me go to your friend's factory to exorcise ghosts, didn't you?" ”
"Isn't it?" Boss Yan said, "My friend heard that I was the one who helped me adjust the feng shui in the factory, so I also want you to help him take a look at the factory to see if there is a problem with the feng shui, and I will thank you very much." ”
"If it's haunted... It shouldn't have much to do with Feng Shui. I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was only nine o'clock, "Let's go, there is something wrong with my car, take your car." ”
"Hey, wait."
"What, Brother Yan has something else to do?"
Boss Yan smiled and rubbed his hands, "What, you... You dress up, you change your clothes, I blow you up to the sky with my friend, you see, you look a little bit like this... Hey... It's a bit ordinary..."
I frowned, and angrily spread my arms up and down like wings, "What's wrong with me, embarrassing you?" As for pretending to be so forced? ”
"If you come out to mix, sooner or later you have to pretend to be forced." Boss Yan smiled and grabbed my arm, "Come on, Master Leng, I'll wash your hair..."
Boss Yan helped me wash my hair, then returned to the car, brought a small bag, opened it, and saw that there were men's creams, gel water, everything... I sat on a stool and yawned as he applied cream and fiddled with his hair.
"Brother Yan, you... Yes... You lost too much to open a hardware factory, you should go to a beauty salon. ”
"Hey, hey... Alright, let's go, I'll help you choose a set of clothes. ”
Boss Yan helped me choose a set of clothes to change into, and then took off his watch and gave it to me, saying that it was given to me as an 'appearance fee'. After I was dressed neatly, Boss Yan took two steps back, stared at me up and down for a moment, and suddenly his eyes widened, he clenched his teeth, and let out a long 'um' sound like constipation.
Frightened, I took a step back, "What are you doing?" ”
"Soga..."Boss Yan spread his hands, "Come on, come on..."
said, dragged me to the mirror, "Look, how handsome this guy is, if I were a big girl, I would definitely hug you and kiss you..."
When I saw it, I was startled, my hair stood on end, and my face was as white as a white radish, but if I looked closely, it had the taste of a Korean actor. Looking at Boss Yan's 'tsk' squirt, I said in my heart, unreliable masters, unreliable customers, this is called helplessness.
"Let's go." I lifted the bag and waved my hand.
On the way, Boss Yan told me that when he arrived at his friend's factory, he would surprise me.
"What surprise?" I asked.
"You'll know then... Master Leng, you don't know, there are many more girls in my friend's factory than in my factory, and they are all long, smart and beautiful, tsk..."
This boss Yan's eldest daughter grew up and her daughter was short, I put my nose on the car window glass, looking at the scenery outside, and just wanted to plug my ears.
Finally came to Boss Yan's town, the car drilled around, and drove into a factory. When I got off the car, I looked around, and saw that the factory yard was quite large, with old flowers and old trees, scattered in the courtyard, and the factory building was an old-fashioned kind of building, with a long column. Boss Yan told me that it was originally a chemical factory before liberation, but after changing hands several times, it was rented by his friend and started hardware processing.
I nodded, "Call your friend and ask him to come over." ”
"Don't worry." Boss Yan smiled mysteriously, "I'll surprise you first, let's go." ”
When he came to the door of a room on the second floor, Boss Yan looked left and right like a thief and knocked on the door.
"Who?" A female voice said, "Come in." ”
Pushing the door in, I saw a girl with long hair and a shawl wearing professional clothes, sitting on a swivel chair with Erlang's legs crossed, with a pen between her lips and nose, listening to the headphones leisurely while beating the clap with her hands, but it was Wei Niuniu.
"Brother Yan, who do I think?" As soon as Wei Niuniu spoke, the pen on her mouth fell to the ground.
"Hello Secretary Wei." Boss Yan pointed at me, "Look who's coming?" ”
Wei Niuniu stared at me up and down, and stood up suddenly, "Little master, why are you here?" ”
I smiled and was about to talk, Wei Niuniu pointed to my head, "I haven't seen you for many days, why do you have a hairstyle like an Indian chicken?" Still, it's pretty good, hahaha..."
I swallowed 'uh'.
"That's what you call a surprise?" I pointed to Wei Niuniu.
"Ah..."Boss Yan spread his hands, "I'll tell you first, Wei Niuniu misses you, you still don't believe it, seeing that she is so happy to see you, she can't close her mouth..."
It turned out that after the clerk was dismissed, Wei Niuniu became the clerk here on the recommendation of Boss Yan. Boss Yan called his friend, and after a while, with a car sound, the man came.
After looking at the face, I saw that this person was of medium stature, and he looked very capable in his gestures, but he was a little sad.
"Lao Zhao, this is the cold master I told you, look, I didn't brag, how handsome and spirited, this master is easy not to go out of the mountain, so I will move." Boss Yan said.
"Hello, hello." The man hurriedly shook my hand.
"Hello Boss Zhao." I smiled.
"Sit down, I'll make tea..."
"No need." I waved my hand, "I heard Boss Yan say that at the beginning of your factory, it was a worker in the packaging workshop who hit the ghost first, right?" ”
"Yes, yes."
"Let's go, take me to the packaging workshop."