In the snow-capped northeastern suburbs of the villa, there is a double soft bed in the center of the huge living room in the villa. A thin, thin, middle-aged man wears a restraint suit specially made for the mentally ill. It is tied up on a soft bed. The man's eyes were staring blankly at the ceiling, and his mouth kept coming out with an animal-like sound.

When you get closer, you can see his face clearly, and you can scare people. I saw that this man's face was abnormally protruding, and he actually had a fox's face. From time to time, a liquid like ink was sprayed out from the corner of his mouth. Where the liquid is splashed, it emits a smell similar to that emitted by the smell of dead fish.

There were dozens of men and women standing far away in this living room, and the eyes of these people were all staring at the thin man lying on the bed, but in their eyes, except for the frightened gaze, only two or three people really showed a look of concern.

Sun Fatzi and I were next to the thin man, and I sat cross-legged at the feet of the thin man, with a black hijab on my head. is matching with the lyrics in Sun Fatzi's mouth to make one action after another. Reverse drawing in the private direction.

The guy tied to the bed is the richest man in the local area, and Sun Fatzi's family name is Sun Liancheng, and he can be seen in almost all the local profitable businesses. Don't look at him now. Foxes are not foxes. Who would have thought that just half a year ago, the richest man was still pot-bellied. All the indicators of the body are exceeded, and there are seven or eight big fat people who have to eat a day. Although the original face was not handsome, at least it looked quite good. The reason why Boss Sun has become the current virtue has to start from half a year ago.

Half a year ago, Boss Sun found another way and bought a piece of land in a deep mountain and old forest, intending to build a high-end club away from the hustle and bustle of the city. But just after the workers went up the hill and were digging the foundation, they discovered something extraordinary.

When the workers were digging the foundation, they inadvertently dug a huge underground cavern. Because the scale of this cave is too large, at first I thought it was an ancient underground tomb. At that time, the workers involved in the excavation saw that it was cheap, and they dug anyway without digging. Now it's better to dig it down directly to see what other treasures are buried in it, maybe you will rely on the treasures in it to buy a house and land in the future.

But after digging deeper, I realized that it was not like that. There was nothing in the cave except for tens of thousands of fox corpses and a stone tablet engraved with a fox's head. The tens of thousands of dead foxes were stiff, almost all of them had been dried, and there was not a single sign of corruption.

Some of the elderly workers were straight-eyed on the spot, they were all locals in the Northeast, and they had heard some stories about the five immortals in the Northeast. At present, all the workers have no heart to work, and a few older ones have found red ropes to surround this fox grave, and then began to burn incense and kowtow to the fox grave. The project manager who watched the scene was Boss Sun's brother-in-law, and he really instructed these workers not to move, so he could only call and report the matter to his brother-in-law here. However, he didn't explain it in the phone, only saying that he had dug up a few foxes, and the workers at the construction site were scared and didn't dare to start work.

At that time, Boss Sun was on the phone, weren't they just a few dead foxes? Isn't it a dead man, as for even the work stopped? After scolding his brother-in-law for being bloody, he personally led people to the Shi Gong (18) field in the deep mountains and old forests.

When Boss Sun got out of the car and saw the scene in front of him, he was also shocked by this scene and gasped. Only then did I realize that his brother-in-law didn't give the truth on the phone, where is this still a matter of a few foxes? Catching the whole mountain fox and throwing it in now may not fill this underground cavern.

However, Boss Sun came hard, and he will continue to be tough to the end. In this construction site, he will eat 100,000 yuan a day, although Boss Sun's family has a big business, but he can't withstand such a toss. Boss Sun first called several big foremen over and asked them to arrange for someone to clean up the dead fox down here, and find a place to bury it first. Then get the workers back to work right away.

However, after Boss Sun finished speaking, the faces of these big foremen suddenly looked bad. After hesitating for a long time, the foreman, who was still the oldest, said with a bitter face: "Boss, don't dare to dig anymore." You also see that there are more than 10,000 fox fairies below, and as the old saying goes, this place is called Xuanyuan Tomb. It is already disrespectful to disturb the fox fairies, and now we should refill this place with soil, and then sacrifice dozens of chickens, so as not to let the fox fairies blame. Boss, it's just to trouble you to break the trouble again, change places and continue our world."

"Don't talk to me about this!" Boss Sun glared at the old foreman and shouted: "Just a few dead foxes, you still take it seriously, do you know how much money Lao Tzu spent here in another place?" Just to build the road and come in, Lao Tzu and I spent six million! It's also a fox fairy fox fairy, if there is really that, you shouted out one and a half for me to see! "

The more Boss Sun shouted, the more excited he became, and finally he didn't care about these foremen. He took a few of his men to the warehouse and turned out two barrels of gasoline. Boss Sun personally poured gasoline on the dead fox in the cave, and burned tens of thousands of dead foxes into charcoal in front of the workers.

There were really a few workers who wanted to stop Boss Sun, but unfortunately they were all stopped outside by the people brought by Boss Sun. Seeing that the foxes were about to be burned clean, a puff of black smoke came out of the charred fox corpses. It's just a moment's effort, this black smoke is overwhelming this construction site.

Except for being a little scared, others don't have any unusual feelings. I just heard a few screams suddenly from Boss Sun's position, and everyone didn't know what was going on, but fortunately, the black smoke came and went quickly. After a few moments, the black smoke was gone.

After the black smoke disappeared, it was found that Boss Sun had fallen to the ground. The muscles on his face trembled, and his face had changed to that of a fox.

At that moment, everyone was stunned by Boss Sun's strange appearance, and no one dared to approach from a distance. In the end, it was Sun Liancheng's brother-in-law who took out 100,000 yuan on the spot, bought a few bold people to carry Boss Sun, and sent them to the local hospital for dozens of miles all the way.

Such a disease cannot be seen by ordinary doctors. The doctor on duty was also scared stupid, not to mention the treatment of such a disease, he had never even heard of it. In the end, after the dean in charge of business saw it, he was in a cold sweat and pulled the family of Boss Sun, who rushed to the corner after hearing the news.

"People are like this, and you are still sent to the hospital. Interesting? The old dean looked confused, and he almost said whether you were here to smash the field.

At this time, after Boss Sun's family members saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, they were basically frightened. The oldest on the spot was Sun Liancheng's maternal uncle. The old man has lived for a long time and has some knowledge, so he arranged for someone to pull Boss Sun to this country villa. According to the original intention of the Sun family, they wanted to pull him back to the mansion in the provincial capital, but they were afraid that if Boss Sun's current honor was photographed by reporters, even if it was put on the Internet, it would be a big deal.

So, from that day on, Boss Sun lived in this villa for 18. And his relatives and friends were not idle, and began to be busy looking for a solution to the problem for Boss Sun.

In the minds of the locals, except for the dancing god and Einstein, the others belong to feudal superstition. Since Einstein's set is useless, let's find a great god to enter the house.

The Sun family is also a big family, and they found more than a dozen jumping gods in a row to exorcise evil spirits for Boss Sun. After most of these people who danced the great gods saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, they turned around and left without saying a word.

From beginning to end, there were only two buddies from nearby counties and districts, and they didn't even see Boss Sun's face, so they patted their chests to ensure that God would get rid of the evil, and when they saw Sun Liancheng's appearance, their faces turned pale. The two gods held the King Wen drum in their hands and sang a few words with their eyes closed, and then began to foam at the mouth. He can still get better, and the god on the bed directly fell into Boss Sun's arms and convulsed.

But that's it, the two brothers of the two gods are still foaming at the mouth, while singing this great god. After finishing the matter, Boss Sun still had a fox face, and giggled at the god who was still twitching in his arms. The buddy who danced the two gods snatched the big god from the bed first, then wiped the white foam from the corner of his mouth, and said to Boss Sun's uncle with a sad face: "Boss, it's not easy to make hard money, how much reward is there?"

According to the rules, even if these two brothers were smashed, they could have been blown away by just giving them apples. However, Sun Liancheng's uncle still said: "Don't worry, I'll give you enough money, you two are so dedicated"

It doesn't work to find a jumping god to solve the problem locally, and Sun Liancheng's relatives have no choice but to find a way to hope that other provinces and cities will have masters of dancing gods. This way turned around and turned to Monk Xiao, and this old guy also made a special trip to see Boss Sun's situation. It's just that the requirements of the main family are too harsh, except for the dancing god, everything else is feudal superstition. It can't be used to poison poor Sun Liancheng again.

Originally, Old Master Xiao also had a way to exorcise evil spirits for Boss Sun, but the premise that the other party didn't want anything except the dancing god made it difficult for Monk Xiao. Seeing that it was impossible not to turn the money in his hand, he thought of me and Sun Fatzi after thinking about it.

At that time, the polling bureau had been laid off for more than half a year, and Sun Fatzi's folk and religious studio and I had been officially open for a while. Shao Yiyi, Huang Ran, Meng Qiqi and Zhang Zhiyan also joined in one after another, but after all, it was still just starting, and during the previous poll bureau, I was used to waiting for supernatural events from all over the country to report every day. Now if you have to go out to find a business by yourself, you will know the difference between state-owned and private enterprises. In addition, they have to support Yang Jun and Yang Xiao for idle meals, which is even more stretched.

When the polling bureau was abolished, Sun Fatzi took Eryang to the folk religion studio with great difficulty. originally thought that as long as these two brothers were around, even if they encountered any dangerous incidents, they would be able to solve them. It's really not good, and Wu Rendi's great god, but Sun Fatzi is still a little stunned by Wu Rendi, so if such a god-like character can not be provoked, it is better not to provoke as much as possible.

After a bargain with Monk Xiao, Sun Fatzi took over the business, and the remuneration obtained was settled with the old Master Xiao. There is no need for Er Yang to go out in person for this little thing, and after some preparation, I Sun Fatzi and Huang Ran set off to Boss Sun's villa.

After arriving in the local area, we did not go directly to meet Boss Sun's family. Instead, he hid in the hotel and made up for the knowledge of dancing the great god all night. Although I also saw a few god jumps when I was a child, but after I entered the poll bureau, I realized that those people were basically gods with money, but why vaguely, I seem to remember that there is still a monk Xiao among these magic sticks

said that it was a bad supplement, but in fact, it was to find a bunch of books and videos about the god of dancing to watch. Including the archival materials that were cleared out of the data room before the poll bureau was abolished, but the time was too rushed, and Sun Fatzi had no interest in the text materials, he just watched the video about the dancing god all night.

After reading it, Sun Fatzi began to arrange the roles between us. He is the two gods who are responsible for rapping and singing, I just need to sit on the bed honestly and play for Sun Fatzi. Then see the right time, take advantage of the people around you who are not paying attention, and take action to solve Boss Sun's troubles.

Huang Ran is in charge of driving, if we can't get even, we will pull him out, how can I say that President Huang was also the last big boss of the Religious Committee before, and this kind of thing is not difficult for him.

Early the next morning, the three of us arrived at Boss Sun's villa. Because I have been contacted before, although the relatives of the Sun family are a little confused about the age of me and Sun Fatzi, but Boss Sun has been sick for more than half a year, and he is really not far from death if he continues like this. Now we can only use dead horses as live horse doctors, let's try, anyway, it's like this, how bad can it be?

It was Boss Sun's uncle who personally took me and Sun Fatzi to Sun Liancheng's house, and after entering the door, I saw a huge fox lying on the body of the man lying on the bed. When this fox saw me and Sun Fatzi coming in, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he actually made a sneering expression.

But after an instant, the fox's face changed, and its eyes stared motionlessly at my slightly bulging waist, in which were two short swords called Crime and Punishment, which were obtained from Wu Rendi's biggest opponent, although they had not been used a few times, but this fox clearly showed his fear of these two short swords. It's easy to know that you're afraid of something

After greeting the people of the Sun family for a few words, Sun Fatzi immediately made a package ticket: "A qiē is wrapped in our brothers' bodies, it's not for me to say, as long as it's not the nine-tailed fox Su Daji's resurrection, it can't escape the palms of our brothers, Spicy W, right?" "

When he said the last sentence, Sun Fatzi's confidence did not seem so sufficient. Later, after the matter was over, he told me that his ability to see his eye was too weak, and he could only vaguely see a misty thing lying on Boss Sun's body.

"Hmm" I nodded, and said to Sun Fatzi: "A little fox, it's not a big problem"

With my words. Sun Fatzi's heart fell to the ground, and after a few more nonsense, we changed into the clothes of the jumping god, I did it to Boss Sun's bed, after the fox saw me approaching, he first opened his mouth and kept intimidating, seeing that it had no effect, I still got closer and closer, this fox actually pulled out Boss Sun's mouth, poked his head out, and the whole body followed Sun Liancheng's mouth and drilled into his body.

This process is also a blink of an eye, but when I want to stop it, the fox has completely drilled in, its size is huge, I can't imagine that after drilling in, Boss Sun's body shape still hasn't changed at all.

It's a bit of a hassle now, and now I can only take one step at a time

After I sat down, Sun Fatzi began his performance, this fat guy first beat the Wenwang drum for a while, I didn't expect that it was just one night, he could actually beat in the cavity in the version, and I heard the drum tune of the dancing god when I was a child, it can't be said to be exactly the same, and it's not too much. Even the people of the Sun family who were pressing the formation around listened to Lian Lian and nodded.

After a burst of King Wen's drum beating, Sun Fatzi opened his mouth and sang. After singing this voice, he almost took me out of bed.18.come, he sang about the two-person turn, or the horse widow opened a shop WW

After the two sang this sentence, the faces of the surrounding people changed on the spot. Almost all of the people looked at it with gloomy eyes and began to be ruthless, it seemed that as long as there was a leader, this group of people would all rush over and make up for me and Sun Fatzi. Although I am not afraid of fighting, I will do it for the sake of a horse widow, which is unreasonable

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Uncle Sun Liancheng, the eldest of the other party's seniors, spoke: "Stay honest!" Wait until they finish dancing the gods, and then talk about it when Liancheng wakes up, and then break the legs of these two calves if Liancheng can't wake up."

After saying this, the restless voice slowly subsided, but everyone's eyes were still staring at me and Sun Fatzi viciously. Fortunately, Sun Fatzi's psychological element is excellent, as if nothing happened, he still smiled and grinned, and turned the lyrics to the dancing god again.

After a few opening sentences, Sun Fatzi sang the main words: "I'll invite the immortal family to invite Yuan Shi Tianzun" Following Sun Fatzi's words, I straightened my body and put on a posture with my hands. Sun Fatzi invited two immortals one after another, and I followed his words and made various postures.

This opening is decent, and the noise from the back is much quieter. But unlucky to be unlucky in the fourth immortal family invited, when singing here, Sun Liancheng's mouth suddenly opened, a fox head came out of it, and screamed at Sun Fatzi, attracting his attention, after this person and a fox glanced at each other, this fox quickly retracted his head before I was about to start pulling it out of Boss Sun's mouth.

After Leng Buding and the fox glanced at each other, Sun Fatzi opened his eyes and could see the fox's true appearance, and he couldn't help but shudder. Although for the two of us, such a scene has been seen a lot before, but I don't know why, after just glancing at the fox, Sun Fatzi actually forgot the lyrics behind him, and his head is now blank, originally as long as he casually picks up a few names of immortals, he can fool this paragraph, but Sun Fatzi's head is now blank, and he can't remember any of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

After humming and chirping a few words, this product finally began to make up blindly: "Four please Jay Chou WW"

As soon as these words came out, everyone, including me, was stunned. When everyone behind me heard the new word, their eyes were fixed on me to see how I would react. After holding it for a long time, I finally reached out and gestured, and sang a vague sentence in my mouth: "Hurry up and use nunchucks to hum haha!" "

Seeing that I picked it up, Sun Fatzi continued to make up: "Five Please Song Nationality Yinna"

"Spicy Girl Spicy" Sun Dasheng, your uncle!

When Jay Chou was invited, everyone behind them thought they hadn't heard it clearly, and they didn't know which new god this surname Zhou was. But Song Zi and everyone heard it clearly, especially after this hot girl, not to mention the relatives and friends of the Sun family behind him, even Uncle Sun Liancheng, who had always been calm, couldn't sit still, the old man jumped up directly from the chair, trembling and pointing at me and Sun Fatzi and shouting: "Cut them!" "

"Boom!" With a bang, almost all of the Sun family, both men and women, rushed over. Seeing that I was about to rush in front of me and Sun Fatzi, the fox's head was exposed from Sun Liancheng's mouth again, this time I was on guard, and at the moment when it showed its head, I stretched out my hand, grabbed the fox's neck between the lightning and flint, lifted it up, and pulled the whole fox out of Sun Liancheng's mouth.

The moment I pulled the fox out, my other hand had already pulled out the sin sword that was stuck in the back of my waist, and instantly stabbed the fox into the heart, and slashed downward. The whole fell out of the water, and the four foxes were gouging in the air, but they couldn't resist, and finally bared their teeth and screamed, "Whoa!" "

This voice is not only me and Sun Fatzi, but even everyone in the Sun family who has rushed to us can really hear it. The first few people sat on the ground in fright, and then everyone saw a dead fox appear on my hand.