In previous years, Yaoguang Village had four seasons all year round, and the climate was normal, but this year's climate is abnormal. Summer is like a harsh winter, and the cold northwest wind is blowing.

There was a sore feeling from his back, and Qiao Haoyu got up from the bed with an "oops", his head was groggy, like a skin bag full of lead.

Qiao Haoyu sat on the bed, stroking his head with his hands, his hands seemed to be severely injured and dehydrated, and every subtle movement would affect a series of muscle fibers, and the pain was unbearable.

He slowly opened his eyes, and in front of him were two sparks flickering in the Dark Bell and two pairs of eyeballs that flashed with excitement. Qiao Haoyu was startled and leaned against the wall.

"Are you awake?" A familiar voice came.

"This guy still knows to be afraid, which is enough to show that he hasn't become an idiot yet." Another familiar voice said, "Theoretically, this guy has slept for so long, he is not an idiot and basically nervous, and from the actual situation, this guy's reaction should be slightly better than that of a psycho person, that's all." ”

"You guys......" Before the word "who is it" behind Qiao Haoyu was spoken, he immediately came to his senses, this is his own home, and the familiar eyes in front of him needless to say are Chang Xuehui and Chang Xuexin.

Qiao Haoyu's heart hanging in the air finally settled, and then, Qiao Haoyu tried to recall every detail of what happened before he woke up, trying to recall, his head was blank, and his head was swollen and he didn't recall what happened before he woke up.

Qiao Haoyu held his head in pain and groaned in a low voice, as if he wanted to retrieve some information from his mind that was sealed in a corner and did not want to be remembered or mentioned.

Chang Xuehui threw away the cigarette in his hand, jumped on the bed, opened his hands, hugged Qiao Haoyu's head, and asked, "Haoyu, what's wrong with you?" Isn't there anything uncomfortable, I'll go to the village clinic and find the village doctor to see him. ”

"Forget it." Chang Xuexin said on the side, "That veterinarian's medical skills are really not complimentary, and even the barefoot doctor who sells dog skin plasters is much stronger than him." Besides, there have been so many new sick numbers in the past two days, and he doesn't even have time to sleep with his wife, so how can he still have time to care about such trivial things as us. ”

"Chang Xuexin, you shut your stinky mouth for me!" Chang Xuehui shouted sternly, "If you don't say a word, you will die." The most important thing now is to get to the bottom of what happened. ”

"No, the conscience of heaven and earth, everything I said is the truth." Chang Xuexin retorted unconvinced.

"Alright, alright!" Qiao Haoyu said, "Don't fight, I have something I want to ask you." ”

"We haven't recorded your confession yet, and the village chief hasn't interrogated you yet, so you tortured us like this."

Chang Xuehui kicked Chang Xuexin, telling him to be quiet and listen to what Qiao Haoyu wanted to say.

"Is Chang Xuekai back?" Qiao Haoyu asked coldly.

Chang Xuehui and Chang Xuexin glanced at each other and shook their heads.

Qiao Haoyu sat motionless on the bed, not knowing what he was thinking.

After bowing his head and muttering for a while, Qiao Haoyu raised his head, looked at the two, and asked, "How did I come back?" ”

Chang Xuehui was about to speak, but Chang Xuexin immediately stopped him and said: "I am the first eyewitness, I have the most right to speak, and it is most appropriate for me to answer your question." ”

Chang Xuexin moistened his throat and said nonsense as if he was serious: "Anyway, at about four o'clock in the morning that day, the village police on duty was dozing off in the village police duty room, and suddenly heard a commotion, and I don't know which bastard threw stones on the fence. The village policeman on duty only regarded it as an alien stone, scolded loudly, and dozed off again.

It didn't take long for the village police officer on duty to smash the glass window of the village police officer's duty room and throw it directly on the pig's head of the village police officer on duty.

'The village police on duty had never suffered such humiliation, and such a personal attack had never happened before.

When it was too late, the village policeman on duty picked up the electric baton, opened the side door, and rushed out with a curse.

It was dark all around, and after checking for a long time, I didn't see half a figure, only a few red bricks scattered on the ground.

After all, the village policeman on duty is a highly educated person, he knows the allusion of throwing bricks and attracting jade, and he must not attack rashly on this piece of jade, which must be the enemy's plan to divert the tiger from the mountain.

The village policeman on duty picked up the red bricks on the ground and threw them into the depths of the darkness, shouting 'Oops, hey' every time he threw a red brick, and the bricks were smashed into the enemy.

After being deflated, the village police officer on duty returned to the village police duty room with a triumphant smile on his face. As soon as I entered the village police duty room, the village police on duty were so frightened that they almost peed their pants, and there was a ghost-like thing lying motionless on the coffee table. ”

"Xuexin, can you not talk nonsense? It's time for you to fix your bad nonsense. Such a strict thing, you are still nonsense! Chang Xuehui interrupted Chang Xuexin's words.

'You're just talking nonsense, at this time, such a strict thing, I will still talk nonsense. I'm telling the truth. You'll tell you that it's a pretty good story. Don't say that, now is not the time to make up stories. Chang Xuexin said seriously.

Seeing Chang Xuehui bowing his head and groaning on the side, he continued to talk nonsense: "The village policeman on duty is really not a fucking person, he stabbed your asshole with an electric baton, you tilted your ass, and you didn't even react at all." Then, the village police on duty shouted to you a few more times, and you still cocked your ass, which should be a response. The village police on duty suddenly realized that this was a big conspiracy.

The village policeman on duty was frightened into a cold sweat, not thinking that his wise life would be ruined and reduced to the situation of being framed and blamed. After going out for a while, he provoked a dead fish, and before the sky dawned, the whole world was left with himself sticking to such a noble post, and he couldn't find an eyewitness who could prove his innocence.

Thinking of this, the village policeman on duty began to be a little excited, he never thought that Qiao Haoyu just now would be the last and only scenery in his life.

He dialed the phone number of the village chief and told him the shocking news. Village Chief Sun quickly rushed to the scene with a veterinarian, and the veterinarian repeated the old trick on you and used his four diagnoses to treat you. Traditional Chinese medicine has four diagnoses: looking, hearing, asking, and cutting. The veterinarian's four diagnoses are: pinching, touching, smelling, and licking. The veterinarian simply pinched, touched, smelled, licked and licked your body, and finally came to a conclusion for you: you just fainted from being too frightened, there is no big problem, take some medicine, lie down for a few days, and you can return your soul.

When the village police on duty heard that you would not die, he happily hugged your fainting head and kissed the old man for a long time, then turned around and hugged the veterinarian tightly and kissed the old man for a long time.

"Later, Village Chief Sun asked the leaders of our three groups to take us to bring you back." Chang Xuexin continued to talk nonsense, still a serious picture.

Qiao Haoyu, who lost the part of his memory before he woke up, didn't know what he did before he woke up, and believed in Chang Xuexin's nonsense. Although he knew Chang Xuexin very well and knew that this guy liked nonsense, now that he saw his serious appearance, he still believed his nonsense.

Qiao Haoyu lowered his head thoughtfully, frowned, and didn't say a word.

I only heard Chang Xuehui say indignantly: "When is it, you bastard still has nonsense." Haoyu, don't believe his nonsense, every word he says is fake. You have never been to the village police duty room at all, and you have never been beaten by the village police on duty. The village doctor didn't treat you at all, and I just said that I wanted to find the village doctor to check your body, and this bastard was still against it. He also said that he was a veterinarian, was this guy kicked in the head by a donkey? It's all this time, and it's nonsense. Haoyu, don't believe his nonsense, I swear to God, every word he says is false. ”

"I'm not done yet. Haoyu, my good brother, you have to believe me. I used to have a problem with nonsense, and you know that best. But even if it was nonsense in the past, I didn't just talk nonsense, I was dialectical nonsense, my nonsense was principled, what could be nonsense was nonsense, and what couldn't be nonsense was resolutely not nonsense. My nonsense never damages the reputation of others, does not discredit the facts, is only entertaining, and greatly enriches the spare time life between you and me, which is also obvious to all, and is affirmed and praised by you. Even in the past, my nonsense was principled, measured, and dialectical, not to mention that it is such a strict thing now, how can I be nonsense? My good brother has become like this, and he can't even remember what happened before he woke up, how can I talk nonsense? Haoyu, my good brother, you have to believe me, I have absolutely no nonsense, what I say to you is true. It was me and Xuehui who carried you back. ”

Chang Xuehui said: "Xuexin, you are really fucking bastard, you are still talking nonsense, shut your rotten mouth." ”

Chang Xuexin still said in a serious nonsense: "I didn't talk nonsense, Xuexin, we carried Haoyu back from the village police duty room together, why don't you want to admit this fact, just say I'm nonsense." I really wonder, what's wrong with you, why do you completely deny the facts that happened, Haoyu has now lost his memories before waking up, and we, as his best brothers, are to tell him the truth, completely, unreservedly, and without concealment. ”

Chang Xuehui glared at Chang Xuexin fiercely and said, "You're so fucking incorrigible." Haoyu, don't believe his nonsense. Let's go to the village chief to see if he dares to tell nonsense. ”

Chang Xuexin said: "Haoyu, our village chief doesn't want more people to know about this. At present, there are very few people who know about this, and they have sworn a poisonous oath as tightly as a bottle, and of course it is not appropriate to look for them, and we cannot let this matter spread in the village. Xuexin, you also made a poisonous oath, and if you look for them, you will violate your poisonous oath, and there will be retribution. Haoyu, you have to believe my words, the village chief means that we can't let more people know about this, and we must not go to them now. ”

Chang Xuehui was furious and said, "Xuexin, you are the number one bastard in the world." Why are you so conscienceless, I can see through you now. ”