Chapter 05

I thought for a moment: "There are not many people!

Wang Feixiang looked at me intently and said, "Actually, I already felt that you have some special abilities.

For example, some time ago, the murderer you caught, they said that your blind cat met a dead mouse by chance, and I didn't believe it at all.

When the wind chimes came to you, everyone in the funeral home knew that Lao Cai told me about the situation at the time, and if you have something to say, don't say it thoroughly, but you just don't break it, so is the murderer you captured also a coincidence?

There are some things that I would rather believe in than believe in what I don't. The work of our funeral home is to accumulate virtue and do good deeds, some people don't understand, do you pay attention.

The traffic police just now is an example, in their eyes, we are unlucky, taboo us.

But what we're doing is not lacking in morality! The heart is open! And we just loaded the body in the morgue, and your eyelids will be more alive in the future, do you know? Let the old man help us pretend to be a corpse, this red envelope will give him half of it!

Saying that, Wang Feixiang took out the red envelope from his pocket and handed it to me and said, "Look at how much money is inside?" I took my wallet, opened the cover, clicked it, and said, "600.

Wang Feixiang said: "This family really understands the rules. Firecrackers are in the wind, flowers are sent away, and the old rules of Yangbei are enough to welcome the ringing and send the sound to the face! Go back and tell Lao Zhang that he should be careful about sending this girl on the road.

People give us face, and we pay tribute to others, as the old saying goes, there must be a go. Give 600 points in two parts, one to Uncle Cai, and one to the old miscellaneous.

Lao Cai is our big housekeeper, and he will distribute the food expenses for the night shift in the future, and count the expenses of our fifth group.

Another one for the old man! Although he has a hand, this money must be given! I asked, "Let's give this money back!" There are many places to spend money on this funeral! It's supposed to be in our car to pull the corpse, I don't think it's appropriate for us to ask for this money?

Wang Feixiang grinned and said, "If you don't want it, people will think that you look down on this family, do you believe it or not?" If you don't accept them, they will immediately turn their faces with you, you go back and ask Tian Feng's kid.

How was I beaten up the first time I got out of the car.

My second monk couldn't touch the temple and said, "Let's pull the corpse and still be beaten?"

Wang Feixiang said in the tone of an elder: "Hehe! The first time Tian Feng followed me out of the car, Lao Cai had a fever and temporarily changed him.

Tian Feng followed me to Dongchu Town Village, and pulled an old man who died of illness, Tian Feng, a college student, saw that the family's conditions were not good, and he didn't want the red envelopes that people stuffed him.

At that time, I was surrounded by several old women and said: "Look down on my villagers, whatever!" Tian Feng's kid has no experience, he has been studying in other places for a few years, and his Mandarin tongue twisters like Yangbei.

The family thought that Tian Feng had little money in red envelopes, so they came up to beat Tian Feng.

In fact, Tian Feng had good intentions that day, and the rural people misunderstood it honestly.

So sometimes what you see, you have to look at both sides, although our funeral home has a rule, you can't accept a cigarette from the masses, a bottle of wine, but the rules and customs of our Yangbei are like this, we must learn to follow the customs.

Learn a little in the future, meet a difficult look at my eyes, we can do this for a living, can endure the ninja, can cut over, in fact, you think about it, people are dead at home, it is inevitable that it is a little uncomfortable, I don't understand our work in my heart, forget it too much. You can learn slowly in the future!

I asked, "The old man will help you hold a bag, and I will share 300 with him!"

Wang Feixiang said: "You are embarrassed to say it, the old man with a lot of monkeys, he is rushing to do this job!"

In the future, remember to do it ourselves, as long as outsiders do it, it's a matter of money, you think! Originally, this money was our hard-earned money, 600 yuan, and we shared it among eight people.

The old man propped up a bag, and one person shared 300.

I looked at Wang Feixiang with some embarrassment.

Wang Feixiang smiled and said, "It's okay, learn a little bit in the future, by the way, do you know why Lao Cai asked you to follow me out of the car?"

I said, "Do you want me to learn more from you and see the world?"

Wang Feixiang said with a smile: "Hehe, Lao Cai is asking you to learn a skill, follow me to learn to drive, and have a skill in the future, our funeral home's car, practice more when you have nothing to do!" The public car is not afraid of collisions, as long as you don't hit people, you will go to Yutian Car Repair Factory to repair it.

Speaking of Yutian Car Repair Factory, Wang Feixiang said a little embarrassed: "Thank you last time, if it weren't for you, I would be choked enough!"

I said hesitantly, "Uncle Wang, that's all you say!" I grew up watching you grow up since I was a child, and when I saw you suffer, my grandson pretended to be a turtle with a shrunken head!

Wang Feixiang handed me a cigarette and said: "You kid, take it easy in the future, you are now bigger, and you are receptive, by the way, I heard that you talked to the policeman, it's really fake!"

I was a little embarrassed and said, "Oh, don't mention it, it's all tears!"

Wang Feixiang looked at me in a daze and said, "Let me tell you, if you don't coax a woman to bed first, nothing will be in vain."

At the beginning, I was soft-hearted and regretted for the rest of my life!

As soon as I heard Wang Feixiang talk about his love history, I suddenly asked with interest:

"Why!

Wang Feixiang said with a sad expression:

"Back then, we weren't as open as we are now, and I was talking to someone for more than a year, and I didn't even touch my hand.

Later, because the woman's family disliked me as a funeral home, they let the woman share it with me, and I was young and vigorous at that time, thinking that as long as the two of us had a relationship, what could her family do with us.

Maybe the woman was too kind, and in the face of love and affection, she chose affection.

Until the first night of her wedding, she had to give me her body, and that day we hugged each other and she cried all night, and I didn't want to hurt her, so I didn't want her.

Maybe I was more innocent back then! I didn't think about hurting her, and she left the next morning, and I didn't look for her until she got married and had children, and she was like a pimple in my heart.

We met by accident last year, and she said that if she had asked her that day, she would have followed me.

Maybe you don't understand this love, do you know why Uncle Wang has been playing single! It's not that he can't find his daughter-in-law, but Uncle Wang can't let her go at all!

When Wang Feixiang finished saying these words, his face was full of vicissitudes.

I asked, "Do you still contact that woman now?" Wang Feixiang took a puff of cigarette and said:

"I have her phone, but I have never called, and it has not been easy for her in the past few years, the child is in junior high school, and her husband has been in poor health. I don't want to ruin her life.

I asked, "If, I mean, in the future, if that woman's husband dies, will you look for her?"

Wang Feixiang laughed, and said with a happy expression:

"Yes!

At that moment, I suddenly felt that Uncle Wang was instantly tall in my mind, although he was usually a little cynical, he liked to joke and spoke with a temper. likes to say some meat jokes in front of women, but people are kind people and a man who stands up to the sky.

Chatting and chatting, the funeral car arrived at the gate of the funeral home.

Uncle Ding was squatting under the street lamp at the entrance of the funeral parlor and smoking, when he saw Wang Feixiang driving over, he shouted:

"Apprentice, Lahuo just came back, no way.

As soon as Wang Feixiang's car stopped, he immediately got out of the car and said, "Shun, master, if you don't go in, it's okay."

Uncle Ding glanced at me and said, "You kid saw Master Zu, you didn't even let out a fart, you stuffy calf owes **."

I said, "What grandfather, if you don't tell me about the dead old man, don't want me to show you the old face in the future!" I arranged for your adopted granddaughter, why don't we talk first when you see me?

Wang Feixiang glared at me and said, "Why are you talking to my master?" You kid doesn't even know how to be polite!

Uncle Ding said: "This bear child is spoiled by Ai Bing!" You deserve to die of seeing it with him. Fly! My granddaughter Xiaoling, work under you, you take care of it! If he gets angry, Lao Tzu can't spare you.

Wang Feixiang said with a smiling face: "Master, don't worry, even if I eat the gall of the ambitious leopard, I won't dare!" Do you have time in the evening? came over to drink two cups, Uncle Ding looked at Wang Feixiang with a smile and pondered for a while and said, "In the evening, are you still going to open a small stove?!" Yes! I'll bring some good bottles of wine in the evening! I'll go first, you guys get busy.

Wang Feixiang respectfully watched Uncle Ding leave.

As soon as Wang Feixiang got in the car, I asked, "Why are you so afraid of him?" Wang Feixiang glanced at me and said: "Few people in the funeral home are not afraid of him, when the funeral home was built, if it wasn't for Uncle Ding's residence, I don't know how much happened to this big pile of bones!"

I looked like a copper bell and asked, "Uncle Ding still has this ability?."

In a blink of an eye, the car entered the cement road leading to the back area of the funeral home.

Wang Feixiang let out a long breath and said, "I'll talk about this later." Don't look at it, what I said in the car just now, I'll talk to you Uncle Zhang right away, when you clean up the corpse, be careful, and give back a favor.

I said, where are you going?

Wang Feixiang said: "Where else can I go to fill out the list and call someone!" That's right! Don't forget to give the money to Lao Cai at night, what about this old boy? Forget it, I'll give him the money! If he had known that he had given 300 to the old man, his blood pressure would have risen dramatically.