Lu Shan drove me to the fat brother's office, it was already ten o'clock in the morning, although the fat brother said that there was no danger, but after all, it was a robber, so I still brought the scimitar.

When I came back, I put a holster on the scimitar, and I desperately memorized the second half of the "Lengyan Sutra". There is an old saying: If you don't memorize the "Lengyan Sutra" and don't know Sister Hua's true skills, I really understand it this time. What Sister Hua remembers in a few minutes, I can memorize in half an hour. Later, I resorted,When I was in school, the fat brother learned English's tricks.,All the homophones are marked.,That's just barely memorizing some.,As for the specific meaning.,I can only hehe.。 Anyway, I knew that this scripture was for exorcism and demon suppression, and it was enough.

After entering the house, I saw that Sister Hua was the only one there, so I asked Sister Hua, "Where is the fat brother?" ”

Sister Hua complained: "Why did you just come, the robber called again, saying that the transaction was in advance, and your fat brother had already gone out." ”

When I heard this, I was anxious and hurriedly asked, "Where is it?" How long has he been gone? ”

Sister Hua said: "Don't worry, it's not far, it's not far from us, Xiyuan." ”

"Isn't that a playground? How am I looking for him? I asked.

Sister Hua glared at me and said, "Don't you know what your fat brother is?" If you look at the concert of tens of thousands of people, he can also be half a body taller. ”

I didn't have the time to talk to Sister Hua, so I asked for the car keys from Lu Shan, and went straight to Xi Paradise.

There are a lot of visitors to the amusement park, and this summer vacation has passed, and business is still so good.

I shamelessly inserted a few children in the line, took out a hundred yuan to buy tickets, and quickly broke into the door without waiting for the conductor to find money.

After turning around three times, I saw a fat guy eating popcorn sitting on a bench in the distance. When Sister Hua said that she was half a body taller, she probably forgot about sitting, if it weren't for the fact that the fat brother was also outstanding horizontally, I estimated that I would have to turn around three more times.

I ran over, put my hands on my knees, and asked the fat guy while panting, "How is it?" ”

The fat brother patted the vacant seat next to him, motioned for me to sit down, and then said in a mocking tone: "You are blind, I have seen you a long time ago, and you have only seen me twice since I came." ”

I said angrily: "There are so many people, how can I see clearly, are you bad at learning?" Why don't you call me when you see me? ”

The fat brother said confidently: "Call you? What if it catches the attention of the robbers? ”

When it came to distinguishing the urgency and severity of things, I was still relatively rational, so I didn't argue with the fat brother. My thief asked him, "Did the robbers appear?" Is it safe and secure? ”

The fat brother's body trembled, and he smiled contemptuously and said, "Little thief, it's easy to do." Then he pointed to the opposite side with his chin.

I saw a couple standing there looking around with a travel bag in their hand. This should be the child's parents, the child's father kept fiddling with the mobile phone in his hand, looking anxiously waiting for the robber's call.

The fat brother said: "You take off your glasses, just stare at the trash can for me, if I guess correctly, the robbers must have asked them to throw the money in the trash can, you star, look at the people who are close to the trash can, if there is anything wrong, you will sue me." ”

Sure enough, after a while, the child's father answered the phone and walked towards the trash can with his travel bag.

I took off my glasses, stared at the trash can, was highly concentrated, didn't dare to look back, and whispered to the fat guy next to me, "Okay, the big detective is experienced now." ”

The fat brother trembled again, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Little meaning, look at how I will clean him up in a while, he has eaten the gall of a leopard, and he owes education." ”

After a while, I noticed three people standing not far from the dumpster, thin and not tall, wearing suits, jeans, and sunglasses. One look at it shows that the blouse is not their own.

I stared at them carefully for a while, and found that behind the three of them, there was a big gray mouse, looking around, as if the mouse was foraging for food, for fear of encountering a natural predator.

I didn't move, I only moved my mouth and whispered to the fat brother, "Did you see those three dry monkeys?" It should be them. ”

The fat brother stuffed the popcorn bag into the trash can next to him, patted the slag on his hand, lowered his head again, and pulled up his trouser leg unhurriedly.

The three people on the opposite side stood for a while, and one of them looked left and right, slowly walked to the trash can, and just walked to the side of the trash can, ready to look down.

The fat brother suddenly stepped to the edge of the trash can with a few steps at great speed, grabbed the back of the man's neck with his left hand, and then slapped the back of the man's head twice with his right hand.

I also slowly followed behind the fat brother, looking at the lively expression, and approached the other two people.

The parents of the missing teenager saw that the fat brother had caught someone, and ran anxiously towards the fat brother.

The tourists passing by also stopped to watch in twos and threes, all talking to each other about the scene just now, and they didn't know what was going on.

I also took three steps and two steps, walked over to the other two people, and put on tiptoe to watch the excitement.

When the fat brother pulled off the man's sunglasses, the child's father came over, slapped two loud slaps, and scolded and said, "Little rabbit, blackmailed your father and mother?" See if I don't break your leg today? ”

As soon as the two boys next to me heard this, they turned around and were about to leave.

I let them slip away from under my nose, and one arrow stepped forward, and one by one grabbed them by the back of the neck. Then he took it to the fat brother, and said to the two boys in a tone imitating the policeman's uncle: "Do you want to be detained?" Do you know what I'm doing? ”

The two boys hurriedly squatted down, holding their heads in their hands and begging: "Uncle and aunt, spare us, uncle policeman, we don't dare anymore, don't tell my parents." ”

At this time, a few voices came from the crowd of onlookers, saying: "I really can't see it, those two people are plainclothes, do they have guns?" Where's the hiding? ”

I immediately showed a non-angry and self-righteous expression, and I showed my acting skills well.

Later, after inquiry, I figured out that these three were classmates, because they often played games on credit in Internet cafes, and the owner of the Internet café collected debts, and I don't know which movie I learned this set from, pretending to be kidnapped and deceiving my parents.

The appetite is really big, and it is 500,000 when you open your mouth. I said why did the fat brother say that it was not dangerous at the beginning, it turned out that he had already guessed it.

I asked the fat brother, "How do you know that this kid did it?" ”

The fat brother said to everyone: "As soon as they found me, the robbers called, I recorded the voice, this little rabbit cub made a call with computer software, and turned on the voice changer, I don't know if there is voice change restoration software in this world?" ”

After that, the parents of the children called the parents of the other two children and notified the people who came to collect them.

The fat brother saw that there was nothing wrong, so he said goodbye to the child's parents and said: "It's nothing, let's go first, and it's not a real robber, you can look at the labor fee, just hit my card." ”

I also enthusiastically pointed to the trash can and said, "Don't forget to take the money." ”

The fat brother smiled and said, "What kind of money, stuff a bag of rotten newspapers." This scared the two of them, afraid that they would have to take real money to tear up the ticket, so I persuaded them for a long time. ”

When the child's father heard that we were leaving, he smiled and said, "Thank you so much, I'll go back and clean up this little rabbit cub, you can rest assured, the labor fee cannot be less, as soon as I free my hand, I will go to pay for it." ”

I nodded goodbye to the fat brother, turned around and left, before I walked ten meters, my phone rang, I saw that it was Zhou Tongtong's phone, this little girl has started school, don't you live in the school and don't let me go, want me to accompany me?

I picked up the phone and said impatiently, "Amitabha, my eldest lady, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zhou Tongtong said anxiously over there: "Honey, come and save me, there is an accident at school." ”

I hurriedly replied to her: "What's wrong?" Speaking slowly? ”

Zhou Tongtong said with a crying voice: "The school is haunted, and I want to eat people." After a pause, he said, "I'm in a hurry to go to class, you come quickly." After that, there was the beep of hanging up.

As soon as I heard it, something was wrong.