191 Salute (1st Update)

Seven days later, Thunder Bluff. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Thunder Cliff Attention Manual:

1. Watch your step.

2. Watch your step.

3. Watch your step.

Special note: Affectionate reminder from the insurance community in Azeroth: No compensation will be paid for anyone who accidentally stumbles at Thunder Cliff.

As a minotaur city, Thunder Bluff sits on a mesa of verdant pastures in the Mogaure region. The nomadic Minotaurs had recently founded the city to provide shelter for caravans and traveling artisans of all races, as well as a gathering place for intrepid hunters who hunted in the Mogaure region.

Since the guys from Dalaran will have to wait a while before they come, Levi doesn't want to waste any more time here—

He's at Thunder Bluff, and there's one more mission to do.

Thunder Cliff Quests:

Mission Overview: Warning, there are dragons

Mission Success: Defeat and eliminate 10 members of the Black Dragon Legion to completely solve the dragon plague

Rewards: Unlock the summoning of Yuki Nagato; Unlock Suzumiya Haruhi Summon (with stats)

Nagato's ability bonus in the party: 5% increase in all stats of all members (World of Warcraft only)

Haruhi Suzumiya's ability bonus in the team: All members have a total win rate of cause and effect, which increases by 25% and luck by 50%.

- Although I don't know why there are dragons in Thunder Cliff, maybe I also want to change my mouth and eat beef noodles instead?

In Thunder Bluff, several things are forbidden. This can be experienced by Levi and the others who have just gotten off the station from Orgrimmar-Thunder Cliff airship, planning to find a restaurant to eat.

1. Centaurs and dogs are not allowed

2. Druids, please remain in human form

3. Shamanic teachings, beef is not allowed

“…… All in all, the food here is not bad, and it feels like a vegetarian meal. ”

Poison Island Tsuneko's explanation made almost all the humans present unbearable. Sitting around a dining table, almost all non-minotaurs feel uncomfortable.

"Ah, that's right, I'll just say, miss, you're really suitable for the druid profession." On the side, Shen Stick Lu is still dumping his own culturalism.

"And, Miss—a silver-scaled breastplate, or not? It's always much better than this weird outfit you have. ”

"No, this one is very good-" Poison Island Senpai smiled and rejected the other party's proposal, "I like my own modified school uniform...... By the way, the teacher liked it too. ”

"Alas, miss, I really don't know why you like to call this so much...... Heroes are teachers, but one thing is for sure: a death knight can't teach a warrior any skill; What's more, as far as I know, this person was a paladin when he was alive. Shen Stick Lu shook his head and sighed, and ate the grass sashimi from his plate.

"Boss, another plate of sashimi with tender grass."

"Boss, I'm going to -"

"Coming soon!" Under the eagle totem of the minotaur, a minotaur with only one horn sprinkled a plate of grass with a little salt and brought it out.

"Holy! Do you really think this thing is delicious? ”

On the side, it was the half-elf and blood elf girls who couldn't stand it first: "--Is this something that people eat?!" What 'sashimi'? Isn't it just 'eaten raw'?! ”

(Note: Sashimi, placed in the literary and artistic world, is the ladder of human progress: tattoos; Placed in nature is the ladder of human progress: killing; In the restaurant world, it is the ladder of human progress: eating raw. ）

"Eh, that's it." Mu Ai had no opinion on this, and said, "It was originally for the Minotaur to eat, and the humans went aside." ”

"I'm half-human, half-blood!" Vivien was unhappy with the other party's racial policy: "You stupid cow! Eat grass for a lifetime and go! ”

The word stupid cow is also forbidden in Thunder Cliff.

- Thunder Bluff and its affiliated villages, there are almost 200,000 stupid cows.

As soon as Vivien finished speaking, the minotaurs who were eating all kinds of sashimi on the other tables took out their knives, staffs, fist gloves, and other things in their hands.

All of a sudden, the murderous atmosphere was overwhelming.

“…… Got it, in Thunder Bluff, don't bother the Minotaurs. ”

Complacent, it was as if he had found an organization, and as we all know, it was a person who went crazy.

"Hahaha, little girl, here is the world of the Minotaur, humble humans, you ......"

"Bump!"

It is also known that Levi is also crazy alone.

Because the undead form will be looked down upon if it eats too much, and Ber will be looked down upon if it eats less, he was chewing grass and immediately came out with a sentence of grass. Pointing to the stunned and frightened sneer, he said, "Beef man, you are very arrogant? ”。

“…… Meow ......"

On the side, Lu, who was also a minotaur, instantly turned into a leopard, and then let out a strange meow sound.

"Damn, Shen Stick Lu, are you so uninteresting?" Mu Wai was shocked, ignoring the eyes of all the bull-headed people on the side, and immediately knelt on the ground: "Hero, I was wrong - you will spare me." ”

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Most of the n's in World of Warcraft are very cute, very naïve, very silly, and very cute.

“…… You say, you're here to slay the dragon? ”

Here, Levi found a ...... It should be a centaur creature.

It's terrible, really—it's as terrible as the sudden appearance of a Japanese commissioner in the 41-year-old government of the Republic of China, with full authority over the army of the Celestial Empire. But...... The fact is: everyone seems to ignore that there were indeed Japanese who burned out their brains and ran to China to serve as military doctors, or even soldiers.

It's not surprising, then, that a centaur has come to Thunder Bluff - and humans are in the Undercity...... What about rape, what's impossible?

“…… Oh, yes. ”

However, the centaur in front of her is obviously different, she has the horns of a deer, has the violet skin of a night elf, and the most incomprehensible thing is that she is most incomprehensible.

She looked so familiar to Levi.

With white armor, white gloves, and a ponytail tied with a white head rope, if you don't look at the lower body of the horse, she is indeed a beauty.

But here's the thing.

I said...... Miss Centaur. Levi looked at Miss Centaur in front of him in some surprise and said, "You...... That one...... It's really surprising to see you at Thunder Bluff. ”

"Aren't there humans behind you?" Miss Centaur looked very stress-free, pouting and saying unhappily: "Also, don't mess with me - I'm the commissioner of Thunder Cliff to receive outsiders!" ”

…… Very cute Miss Centaur, however, Levi is also very recognizable now.

It's a brain-dead.

It's always hard to talk to brain-dead: "Let's stop talking about race...... Miss Centaur, let's ask, has there been a report of Thunder Cliff being attacked by the Black Dragon Legion recently? ”

When they arrived at Thunder Bluff, Levi and the others were surprised to find that they seemed, probably, they didn't know where to go to complete the mission.

"No kidding."

Sitting(?) Behind her desk, Miss Centaur, who didn't even know her name, said, "The wind is beautiful on the Thunder Cliff, the grass grows and the warbler flies, and in a beautiful afternoon, don't mention the Black Dragon Legion—I have come from the Helga Mountains to enjoy life, not to solve any problems for you...... Alright, you guys shut up now and leave. ”

“…… What kind of service attitude do you call this! ”

Blood elves have always been pampered, and they immediately slapped their desks, startling Miss Centaur in front of them.

"Ahh

Suddenly, Levi exclaimed—this startled everyone present.

"What's wrong? mer？ Ber hurriedly asked.

"Artoria...... Do you have relatives in another world? Levi exclaimed.

“…… Mer, what are you talking about? Ber asked, puzzled.

“…… Go back and ask King Uther......" Levi pointed to Miss Centaur in front of him and said, "Are your ancestors from Azeroth?" Night Elves? ”

"Mer, what do you mean?"

“…… Here, block the other party's horns, yes, including the stupid hair on the head. Levi pointed to the centaur lady in front of him and said, "It's very similar to you......"

Crowd: "......?!?! ”

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It turns out that Levi (a group of people if there is no Lina?) Inbas) is very good at provoking creatures like dragons.

Just when everyone was shocked that BER also had relatives in another world (a well-known disaster), Thunder Cliff suddenly suffered a sudden blow.

When everyone was not ready, there was a bang, and the sky tore through a bloody mouth. Several black dragons descended from the sky, fangs and claws, spitting flames at the mouth of the Thunder Cliff—

Levi furrowed his brow angrily, he saw another giant dragon preparing to fly overhead, he raised the rune sword in his hand, and aimed at the dragon of the Black Dragon Legion. As the dragon swooped down in front of Levi and was flying down, Levi swung his sword. In an instant, a huge ball of fire erupted and burned in the air, and the remains of the giant dragon fell one after another. The minotaurs cheered. The remaining dragons were stunned, they no longer had the courage to continue, and fled south.

Levi put down the gun and said to BR with a smile: "How is it, my swordsmanship is okay." Without saying a word, Ber pointed to the sword as a holy sword and slashed hard into the air "Elibur!!!!" I saw a fierce and incomparable sword aura flashing across the air, and the fleeing Black Dragon Legion turned into several huge balls of fire, which erupted and burned in the air, and the remains of the giant dragons fell one after another. The minotaur warriors were stunned, and after half a sound, Levi reacted: "Unexpectedly, Eliburn can use it without even using a sword?" Awesome, awesome! ”

ber shook his head and said lonely, "Compared to when there was Avalon, there is still a big gap. ”

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