Chapter 222: Being a family reunion is such a painful thing

It was not yet five o'clock in the morning, Lu Li was woken up by a rapid phone ringing, picked up the phone and looked, half past four, I will go, is this marriage or reincarnation, so early, do you need it, Lu Li grabbed the phone depressedly.

Mom's voice came immediately, "Don't you get up, when do you have to sleep, Dongsheng is going to get his hair done." ”

Lu Li is embarrassed, I haven't experienced it, how do I know that this is the same as fighting, "I know, I know." Lu Li hung up the phone.

As soon as she got up, Hai Dai, who was sleeping in another bed, woke up immediately, then quickly got out of bed, helplessly glanced at her sister who was still confused, took out the clothes that had been washed and ironed, put them in a place where Lu Li could see them, and took out a bucket of instant noodles in the cabinet and prepared to tear it open.

"It's too late, I'll eat on the road, let someone send me, just drive that Lamborghini, I don't know if I need it, you can use other cars, don't wait for me to come back for dinner today, it's estimated that it will be late."

Lu Li said while brushing his teeth, but Hai Dai still soaked the noodles out, eat them on the way, where to buy them so early, you really haven't been a homemaker, pursed his lips and chuckled, and then found the blood warrior in the opposite room.

Lu Li finished a qiΔ“ in a hurry, and ran out of the door with a gust of wind, after he disappeared, the door of the other room opened, Caterina leaned on the edge of the door, looking at Lu Li's departing back and smiled, "The evil dragon is reincarnated, it's time to get up and make makeup and hair." ”

"Damn the Bloods, what the hell are you trying to make me look like."

The last door opened, and a sneaky guy in a mask poked his head out, "Women are terrible. Luckily I cut it. ”

"What do you idiot know!" A blonde beauty with a high forehead poked her head out of the masked weirdo. "Hey, hey. Let's wait to see the show. ”

"I'll sue SΓΉ Lu if you're gloating like this, ugly." Kenoen looked at the other party's beautiful face and said with great certainty.

"You're ugly, your mask is perverted, you don't even have a dick, and you're a man."

"Angels don't have men and women, it's an evolution, you know a fart." Surgical plastic deformation - the metamorphosis immediately retorted.

That's why God created men and women, because that doesn't fit evolution. Don't belittle my expertise, I'm a Master of Biological Evolution. ”

"Actually, I can change a pair of breasts for you, press the licker's tongue, and you can shoot through each other, what do you think? Special-shaped molars are also available, and I promise free of charge. Kenoun spread his hands.

", you dead pervert." Miranda looked at each other speechlessly, this guy actually became her boss, and she became a technician, and she actually admired this pervert. Because of his crazy real-world mentality.

Lu Li went down to the parking lot of the hotel, and the Blood Clan warriors waited on the side early in the morning. As soon as I got in the car, I saw a bucket of steaming instant noodles in the car, fortunately it was not Kang Shuaifu's.

Lu Li muttered, then closed the car door and opened the lid of the barrel, "Drive, go to XXXX Road XXX Community first." After taking a bite of noodles, Lu Li glanced out the window, feeling very strange, and his heart fluctuated.

As soon as I entered Xu Dongsheng's house, it was like a battlefield, a large group of people ran in and out, and my mother arrived early in the morning, preparing consumables with my cousin, the driver's red envelope or something, watching Lu Li walk in with a bucket of instant noodles, and immediately put on a straight face, "Hurry up and finish eating to help, there is a lot of business today." ”

The cousin glanced at Lu Li, with a smile on his face, and took out a cigarette, "Lu Li is here, I've never seen it, I've worked hard for you today." ”

Lu Li smiled indifferently, this matter was originally forced, according to his temperament, he would definitely choose to stay at home, but since he came, he still had a certain mental outlook.

"It's okay, it's idle anyway."

After speaking, I saw Chen Tingwei rushing in with a few boys with big bags, "Let me, let me, hey." ”

Before the other party could speak, Lu Li pulled him over, "Don't scream, be careful that I beat you, don't think that only your sister can beat you." ”

Chen Tingwei laughed, looking very obscene, "I understand, I understand, Brother Lu, why did you come so early." ”

Lu Li, do you think I want to, it's best if this matter ends quickly, I'll be hundreds of thousands a minute.

Seeing Xu Dongsheng doing his hair and changing his clothes again, he was judged by a group of three aunts and six mothers-in-law on the side, Lu Li's sweat came down, is this a human thing, I won't do it if I am killed, I will go, this is fatal.

"Why are you stunned, go to smoke, cameraman, driver, makeup artist, everyone has to have it, give me the red envelope that should be given, let you not come to watch the show." Mom said fiercely.

Lu Li was about to cry, I came to play, and then he took a bag of cigarette boxes and red envelopes without smiling, ran in the east and ran in the west, and suddenly found that compared with accompanying Caterina and them to go shopping, the latter was simply heaven.

When I looked at my watch, it was a little past six o'clock, and my mother shouted, "Dongsheng, where is your wedding car, you have to wait when you are ready." ”

Chen Tingwei on the side immediately picked up his mobile phone and walked to the side, but after a while, he walked in with a depressed face.

Xu Dongsheng's mother changed color all of a sudden, "Isn't there a problem?" ”

"Something happened to the pair of cars yesterday, and the car is still under maintenance today, and it hasn't been rushed out, or if you don't change it, it's not too late for me to contact now."

My cousin also panicked, "BMW 7 Series, the color doesn't matter." ”

Lu Li was stunned, is there still a requirement for the model of the car?

"Do you want a black Audi Q7 without a pole?" Another kid said on the side.

Xu Dongsheng shook his head, "Tingwei, you have to think of a way." ”

Lu Li didn't figure out the situation, and the Audi Q7 was not bad, "Do you want my Mercedes-Benz?" ”

The mother's eyes lit up, yes, her son also has a car now, "Qingguo, if you don't need Lu Li's car, Mercedes-Benz is no worse than BMW." ”

My cousin was a little undecided, he had seen the car when his sister came, it was high-end and high-grade, and it was also a car of more than one million, so he should be able to get it.

Xu Dongsheng still shook his head, and Lu Li was anxious. It's not okay. No way. It's going to burn your eyebrows, you emperor is not in a hurry, you are in a hurry to kill us begging for food.

"So what do you want, you say, why do you have to bite BMW all the time, in Europe, that is, the low-end car, the 7 Series. More than two million cars, this standard, okay, I also brought a Porsche 91 Classic, I asked people to drive it for you. ”

Xu Dongsheng looked at his cousin in surprise, not to mention opening a small company, he actually brought a Porsche 91, this is the rhythm of a small company? Cousin, you didn't rent it to support the show, did you?

The cousin also looked at Lu Li with a strange expression, because he really didn't see it at the moment, after all, Lu Li was wearing a set of casual clothes. I brought a bag of change of clothes, not like the kind of special money.

It's the same with my mother. She only knew that her son was rich now, but intuitively felt that he had a house and a car, or Mercedes-Benz, and knew a big foreign boss and a private jet, but she didn't expect that there would be another arrangement this time.

"My mother-in-law said that she wanted a BMW 7 Series, and the other cars we prepared this time were all BMW, a total of 20 cars."

Lu Li rolled his eyes and drank, this is a difficult mother-in-law, BMW 7, I'll go, "In this way, I came by car today, use my car, to ensure that your grade is not low." ”

Xu Dongsheng hesitated, "Brother, is the Porsche 91 almost bad, although I like it very much." ”

Nima, Lu Li almost threw up, "I brought the Lamborghini LP700-4 Convertible Edition." Lu Li said viciously, if she doesn't think it's appropriate, I really have nothing to say, you can borrow a BMW slowly.

"Ahh Xu Dongsheng was taken aback, this is the style of the boss of a small company? You're fooling, you've brought three cars, are you here for the auto show?

"Brother-in-law, please take care of you."

"Get out of the way." Lu Li kicked away Chen Tingwei, who was shouting on the side.

My cousin didn't know very much, but he was an honest junior high school teacher, and he didn't know the difference between Lamborghini and BMW 7 at all, so he looked at Chen Tingwei with a little weakness, he knew that the other party was well-informed, the road was wide, and the car was basically helped by him.

"Son, is this car okay?"

Lu Li is embarrassed, if this is not possible, I will go back, so I will buy a BMW, the kind of two or three hundred thousand, and replace it with dozens of cars.

"Thank you, cousin." Xu Dongsheng suddenly got better, BMW 7 to hell.

"Then why are you stunned, go get a car." Mom's eyes widened.

I'll go, I'm out of the car, and I have to work part-time to arrange flowers and tie ribbons, Lu Li's egg hurts, this group of relatives and friends, is it so miserable.

Time is pressing, in Lu Li's impression, this is the rhythm of reincarnation, pulling up his own blood clan warriors, the two of them hurriedly got the car right, and saw Xu Dongsheng roaring into the car, and then Chen Tingwei snatched the car keys very sè, became the driver, and flashed with the groom.

Lu Li watched his silver Lamborghini drive out of the community, and a car next to him drove out.

"Why don't you go?"

Lu Li's face collapsed suddenly, Mom, my car is gone, where are I going, "There is no car, they are all gone." ”

"Don't you know how to drive, follow along, there are relatives over there waiting to pick them up, and you have to take people to the hotel after going to the new house, you have a lot to do." Mom said as a matter of course.

Lu Li is about to vomit blood, I have made a great contribution to me, the car was borrowed, and a big gift was prepared, I also helped greet me just now, what else, Mom, this is the first time I have seen them, do you think I will have a deep feeling, do you want to be so devoted.

"You're just used to being homesick and don't want to move." After speaking, my mother greeted to the side, a Buick drove over, rolled down the window, and Lu Li's cold sweat came out, Mom, you are awesome, you can find such a driver, I am really convinced.

Chen Tingxuan sat in the passenger seat in a blue jacket, "Not ready to get in the car?" ”

Huang Weimin wiped the reversing mirror with a pair of sunglasses, Lu Li was disgusted and was about to vomit, Lao Huang, are you experiencing life? It's still an idle egg pain, it's a provincial and ministerial-level cadre, you came to play a cameo driver, can your cheeks be a little thicker, for the sake of some information, you are shameless, really the most shameless person I have ever seen.

"Big brother, thank you, come, get a box of cigarettes, and give a red envelope when you come back." My mother handed Huang Weimin a box of China.

Seeing that the old fox put it into the inner pocket, and made an OK gesture to his mother, and then started the car, Lu Li really couldn't express his mood at the moment, and he felt his stomach turn upside down, Huang Weimin, how reserved are you as a provincial cadre?

"Are you idle and bored? I came to participate in this matter, or your unit has recently been on vacation. ”

", I don't know how busy I am, do you really think that being a cadre is to have a meeting, look at Wen JiΓ n, have nothing to drink tea, and it's over in one day." Huang Weimin said disdainfully.

"Then why are you running here, and no one invites you, you want to eat a lot of food." Lu Li said disgustingly.

"Originally, I sent Xiao Chen, but I didn't want to be stopped by your mother, so I said that she wanted to keep me for a light meal."

Cheating father, you obviously did it on purpose, look at your clothes, look at your head and hair, it is clearly taken care of, can you make up more outrageous nonsense? (To be continued......)